Description: A German-style eatery and bar that occupies the ground-level retail space of yet another cookie-cutter apartment complex on South Lake Union.
Decor: Cuckoo clocks, boot-shaped beer glasses, bench seating.
Greatest events ever to happen on German soil: Hitler's suicide, Michael Jackson's baby-dangling.
Happy hours: Daily 3–6 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: $1 off one selected draft, which varies weekly (Bitburger, Optimator, others).
Happy-hour food specials: $3 gewertzed gertzen (deep-fried pickle), $5 reibekuchen mit apfelmus (potato pancakes topped with applesauce), more.