Location: Wallingford.

Definition: A comfortable neighborhood joint.

Decor: Grimy wood floors, various headshots of celebrity Kates (Bosworth, Moss, Chopin), and dangling from above, the creepiest Halloween-prop spider in history.

Official name for a fear of spiders: Arachnophobia.

Unofficial name for a fear of fake spiders: Fauxrachnophobia.

Happy hours: Mon–Fri 4–7 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $1.50 PBR, $3 microbrews (Rogue Dead Guy Ale, Maritime Flagship Red), $3 wells.

Happy-hour food specials: All food is half price—including $4.50 burgers (and toppings are free—such as bacon, fried eggs, guacamole, sour cream, and more); $5 meatloaf, served with mashed potatoes and gravy.

Other mind-blowing specials: $3 PBR pitchers (Thurs 10 pm–close). recommended