Why you shouldn't let pescatarians cook the Thanksgiving turkey.
Why you shouldnt let pescatarians cook the Thanksgiving turkey.
Why you shouldn’t let pescatarians cook the Thanksgiving turkey.

For the last five years, my friend Daria and I have thrown Friendsgiving dinner. As out-of-staters, we are typically too broke to fly home to eat with (and roll our eyes at) our families for the holiday. Instead, we bribe our fellow Seattle transplant friends with home-cooked food and promises of wine that is better than Two Buck Chuck (Trader Joe’s infamously bad wine, Charles Shaw).

We never bothered with bland green-bean casserole or gelatinous canned cranberry sauce from the grocery store. Friendsgiving was an excuse to go all out on a proper feast. Aside from a mountain of garlic mashed potatoes, there was brie en croute, stuffed squash, fancy herbal cocktails, and a slew of other dishes we found on Pinterest.

The one thing we never planned to serve at our table: a turkey. We were both pescatarians—we ate fish and seafood but no other meat. Instead of a golden-brown bird at our table, we’d make plates of oven-roasted salmon.

This wasn’t an issue until Thanksgiving 2012.

Ana Sofia Knauf reports on Neighborhoods for The Stranger. When she’s not commuting to work by bus, she’s worrying about Seattle’s rising rents, giving herself headaches thinking about race, or trying...