An abundance of ice cream is surely not the worst symptom of late capitalism, and with summer right around the corner, knowing about the one-mile stretch of Union Street where there are now six establishments serving the frosty treat is a matter of great importance. (Can we bring back the term “parlor”? Or does that only allude to seedy massage joints?) With the help of my trusty research assistant/lactose-tolerant husband, Michael, I sampled at least two flavors from each shop: whatever seemed most unusual and, as a highly scientific control, chocolate.
