Description: First Hill’s speakeasy-style drinkery and art
gallery.

Decor: Gorgeous antique chandeliers, rich red walls, and a
dense plastering of artworks (most of it local, all of it for
sale).

Macabre furniture oddities: The cocktail tables are recycled
from rejected glass headstones whose slight blemishes rendered them
unsellable.

Art-purchasing options for the financially inhibited: A
vending machine tucked into the bar’s back corner carries a
budget-friendly array of pocket-sized art treats, including cast-iron
fortune cookies, cupcakes constructed in foam and glass, and resin
handguns sparkling with glitter (price range: $2–$75).

Happy hour: Mon–Fri 4–7 pm, Sat–Sun
6–7 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $3 well drinks, $3.50 drafts (Lazy
Boy Porter, Diamond Knot IPA, and others), $1.50 Rainier bottles.

The Hideout

1005 Boren Ave, 903-8480.

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