Eeeeeeeaaaaaahhhk! Credit: ALISON HOLCOMB

Originally published on Sep 15, 2014, but re-upped annually to inspire horror.

I didn’t know about the Giant House Spider until last night, when Alison Holcombโ€”the ACLU lawyer best known for running an initiative that legalized pot last fallโ€”decided to post this photo from inside her bathroom on my Facebook wall:

Eeeeeeeaaaaaahhhk!

Eeeeeeeaaaaaahhhk! ALISON HOLCOMB

Holcomb asked for advice about what to do with a creature with a leg span of four or five inches. I am an admitted arachnophobe. I did not provide advice. I closed Facebook. Then I called her today to find out if she survived.