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Our editors have informed us they're sending us to Washington D.C. to cover Donald Trump's inauguration.

Maybe it's punishment for that post about Tindering at the Republican National Convention not going viral? Maybe it's because no one else could stomach watching the human Cheeto take office.

What we do know is that while there, we'll be blogging here on Slog, tweeting here and here, Snapchatting, Facebook Live-ing, hanging out with Seattleites, looking for Trump trolls, and trying to figure out what this all means for the future of the republic.

We're partnering with Longreads, which means we don't have to fly Spirit Airlines this time and they're going to publish some of our work over on their site. Thanks, Longreads!

And before we go, we'll be trying to avoid a nervous breakdown making an appearance at the live recording of Blabbermouth at Town Hall Tuesday at 7:30 pm.

Got a story idea? Going to the inauguration/protests or know someone who is? Want to offer us a flak jacket or dossier detailing Pence's pee pee fetish? Reach us here or here.