steven weissman

Really, Amazon? An Echo marketing display in the produce aisle at Whole Foods?! It's bad enough that your obnoxious employees run around Seattle acting like they're the fucking "chosen ones." Then you had to buy out my grocery store and shove your corporate branding down my throat at every turn. What's next? The water supply? Weren't you leaving Seattle for some faraway city offering deep tax breaks? It can't be far enough away. Keep your world domination away from my vegetables.

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