To the woman who got her butt pinched on the RapidRide D Line: I saw it happen. And I'm really sorry there wasn't time between my getting on the bus, witnessing the asshole rush up behind you, grab your butt, run away, and the doors closing for me to confront that selfish jerk and confirm you're not crazy. I saw him do it. I'm sorry you experienced this and that I couldn't help you. Watching you try to process what happened as the bus pulled away will haunt me forever. It's upsetting that we live in this kind of world. To the asshole who pinched this woman: I see you. You're a pathetic, odious sexual assaulter. I hope you get yours.