"If you shopped THERE, you could at LEAST donate some money to the homeless!" you snapped at me as I walked out of the co-op. Wait, do you know me? Yes, I indulged in an overpriced sandwich and am wearing nice shoes; I also live paycheck to paycheck and have $85,000 in student-loan debt. Should I have eaten at the gas-station deli instead? Is that where you think workers should eat? Of course you, and your white liberal counterparts, think charity will solve the global crisis of neoliberal capitalism that is grinding up the 99 percent in its machinery, especially the black and brown working-class and working poor. Maybe you and your little liberal friends should think about systems rather than attacking individuals based on where they shop, what they eat, and what they wear. Burn your stupid pussy hat while you’re at it.

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