STEVEN WEISSMAN

If you must bring your sick children out of the house, at least refrain from bringing them to places where people are eating or are planning to eat, like a restaurant or the grocery store. I am specifically talking to you, smug yuppie couple whose toddler was coughing and sneezing everywhere at the burrito joint. You stupid, awful Karen mom, you even held your kid over the goddamn plastic guard where the food gets prepared, so the kid could drip his disgusting snot germs all over the place. WTF is wrong with you people? Show a little respect toward and care for your fellow humans. Also, over-the-counter medicine does wonders, as does a goddamn tissue.


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