As much as I wish I were referring to one of my favorite Faye Webster songs, the reference is actually about you. You won’t go away. 

Why is it that you, my partner’s ex, seem to be so persistent with your social media presence around him? God forbid you delete the old pictures of you and him. I mean, you had no problem deleting pictures of your other exes, but it seems you’ve made an exception for my partner for some reason. And when I look at who has liked his sister’s Instagram posts, there you are, always one of the first five to double-tap. 

Maybe I can’t let go of your Instagram choices because of our first interaction. You came over to the apartment because you were friends with my partner’s roommates. I said hello to you and attempted to introduce myself, and you responded by ignoring me and running upstairs with the roommates. I know I can’t change your actions, I can only control my reactions. But, that said, while I explore burying the hatchet by submitting an anonymous message to The Stranger, could you at least give him his jacket back instead of wearing it every chance you get?


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4 replies on “She Won’t Go Away”

  1. Zzzzz…zzzzz…snort hmpf! What?!

    Huh?

    Jeezy creezy this is some dry toast. C’mon, “stop being a weird ex” is great material. Even though the ex’s actions aren’t that weird, like…c’mon! This is ANONYMOUS. Go for broke if you’re gonna bother at all.

    Anyhow: D-, only because the boring writing was coherent.

  2. It sounds like your partner’s ex may be holding onto good memories associated with their past relationship. It’s a tough situation, but be aware this situation is not unusual. Many have faced it and yes, it sucks!

    Have you had an open and honest conversation with your partner about how you’re feeling? I think a good talk is the next step to resolve how you are feeling. Ask your partner to get their jacket back!

    I feel like communication may solve many of the issues you are facing here! Good luck!

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