TAGGING THE DRUGSTORE
Yes, okay, granted, it’s ridiculous the Rite Aid on Broadway has banners outside saying “Grand Re-Opening,” considering almost nothing has changed about the store except the new refrigerator case and the new tiles outside the building. But still, this is a pretty shitty thing to do to the workers while they were applying the new tiles to the building. They hadn’t even put the grout in yet! And already you’d scrawled your nonsense over their work. How did you manage to tag this wall, in full view of a busy street, in the late afternoon, while the workers had their backs turned? You’re an asshat, you know that? But you’re a fast asshat.
SPEAKING OF BROADWAY, WE SAW THE ESCAPED COURT JESTER AGAIN
You were wearing a full-body houndstooth harlequin jumper complete with cap and bells as you skipped up the bike lane on Broadway, a full 6.5 blocks from where we saw you back in November. Same time, too. Rush hour. Two questions, one comment. First question: Is this your thing? If so, thank you for being you, you beautiful court jester. Second question: You were less jaunty this time—why such a stiff skip this time? Your hands seemed locked to your sides, your face rictus—are you feeling a little low?…