Seefeel's "Climactic Phase #3 (Overnight Mix)" is like an angel orgasm engineered by King Tubby.

Jan 13, 10:32 am

Be careful when your liquid soap and antiseptic mouth rinse are the same exact color, is all I'm saying.

Jan 14, 9:42 am

NP: Broadcast's Microtronics 3" CDs. RIP, Trish Keenan. Broadcast never made a bad record in 15 years of existence.

Jan 14, 11:08 am

I'm guessing that you are, at this very moment, underestimating Ween.

Jan 14, 3:22 pm

I like a woman who can drop "vicissitudes" into casual conversation.

Jan 14, 8:26 pm

Seemingly without effort, I've accrued what is probably one of the world's foremost collections of boring CDs.

Jan 15, 7:19 pm

Where can one go in Seattle to get one's gaydar fixed?

Jan 15, 10:13 pm

I am prone to believe that the percussion breakdown from James Gang's "Funk #49" can cure cancer.

Jan 16, 3:38 am

Stroke an ego long enough, it becomes an id.

Jan 16, 3:51 pm

Only people who didn't actually live through the '80s would think it's a good idea to sound like a combination of Duran Duran and Blancmange.

Jan 16, 3:52 pm

Listening to Gil Scott-Heron ca. 1970 talking about "faggots." Uncomfortable.

Jan 16, 6:04 pm

You look like the opposite of clever when you write "Needless to say" and then go ahead and say something anyway.

Jan 16, 6:37 pm

Just talked to a guy so white he made me feel like the entire Black Panther Party.

Jan 16, 10:31 pm

Shackleton's Fabric 55 is as great as everyone's saying it is. Let's call it the pinnacle of hauntologicalstep, just to make you angry.

Jan 17, 12:58 pm

How much scorn is heaped upon metal bands who legibly render their names on their merch? Must be off the charts.

Jan 17, 1:52 pm

I view cigarettes with the same venom that the Last Poets reserved for the white man.

Jan 18, 2:00 am

When you spend the entire day sleeping and vomiting, you really come to understand what it means to be human.

Jan 19, 5:58 am

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