Manilow plays Key Arena tonight at 7:30. I can Barry wait!
Manilow plays Key Arena tonight at 7:30. I can Barry wait!

[Editor’s note: By now, you’ve surely read Trent Moorman’s interview with the legendary Barry Manilow in this week’s issue, and you’re “ready to take a chance again.” The following Manecdote didn’t quite fit in that piece, so we’re running it here, while there’s still time for fanilows to enjoy the countdown to Mr. M mounting the stage of the Key Arena this evening at 7:30.]

Shortly after my interview with Barry Manilow, I remembered a Seattle audio engineer with a Manilow story. So I called him. He asked not to be named.

So Barry Manilow called a studio where you worked one time?
Good memory, Trent. I attended a talk he gave at Berkeley College. He said if you’re 25 years-old and you haven’t made it in the music biz, you should quit. Maybe he was right? Later, I was interning at a studio, and Manilow was collaborating with someone there. Manilow called the studio, and was a jerk, so I put him on hold, forever. Instead of getting the person he was trying to talk to, I just put the phone on the counter. I guess I was a dick, too.

How long do you think he held for?
I don’t know. He was rude. I did it three times that day.

What were you doing while Barry Manilow was on hold?
Sitting at a desk thinking he was an entitled douche while I was working for free.

Will you be attending the show at Key Arena?
Hell, no.

Even if I get you an All-Access Manilow pass?
I’ll be getting my nails done.

Trent Moorman—Stranger music columnist and Line Out blogger—has also written for Vice, Rolling Stone, Tape Op, Portland Mercury, The Jung Society Quarterly, and Thresholds Quarterly (School of Metaphysics)....