Billed as a “variety/talk/game show aimed at giving the drunks
something to laugh about,” the monthly extravaganza Get Loweded
returns to Re-bar with a special holiday edition. Among the scheduled
delights: Inter-Gender Arm Wrestling, a performance by People’s
Republic of Komedy mainstay Emmett Montgomery, an
audience-interactive competition called “Would You Eat That?!” and a very special, supersecret, surprise musical guest. (Re-bar,
1114 Howell St, 233-9873.
10 pm, $8.)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...