“Spanish Sahara”

by Foals

(Transgressive)

Every time I think I have a handle on the musical year, the avalanche of year-end lists makes me feel inadequateโ€”especially when they feature tracks at number one that I haven’t heard (of) before. The venerable UK weekly NME‘s year-end track list features this Oxford band on top, which makes narrative sense: Moony epics by newish, homegrown bands aiming for the serious, the mature, the yearning, and the professional tend to win those British rock-mag polls. “Spanish Sahara” builds in rock-heroic fashion, reaching critical mass after four steadily rising minutes, then wringing out a big, splashy chorus, but this feels empty to meโ€”a reheated soufflรฉ.

“Kingdom”

by Spor

(Lifted Music)

This track placed first on the list from longtime UK drum ‘n’ bass magazine Knowledge. Latter-day drum ‘n’ bass usually doesn’t do much for me, but this track is a genuine assault: bruising drums, bass that throws its weight behind every punch, and a guitar riff whose distorto snarl sounds as hard and nasty as the producers hope. Other recent tracks I’ve heard in this veinโ€”Pendulum’s “Watercolour,” for exampleโ€”seem more like macho posturing. But “Kingdom” has real menace. Its scrunching-ยญtorque bass ripples are less like some brute getting rowdy than a really friendly guy cartoonishly demolishing a room while trying to buy everybody a drink.

“Wrinklecarver”

by Gobble Gobble

(National Archive of Records)

A selection on an MP3 comp (titled Eskimo Taco) given away on a blog (Get Off the Coast, a satellite of Pitchfork’s Altered Zones site network) is chosen track of the year by another blog, Neon Musical Insightโ€”what do you mean the internet isn’t the real world? It even got a limited-edition-of-200 vinyl pressing last month! Kidding aside, it’s not hard to hear how this might grab you by the collar: “Don’t wanna live without it,” Cecil Frena moans over spazzy shooting-shards synths and too-fast drums. He’s better when he sings in his nervous natural voice than when he goes into falsetto on the chorus: Xiu Xiu comparisons have been made, and, unfortunately, they are accurate.

“Firework”

by Katy Perry

(Capitol)

This foul piece of self-help shtick just topped the Hot 100 and features an even worse video: Perry and some bullied, misunderstood, and cancer-ridden kids making like E.T. crossed with a flare gun, sparks shooting out of the middle of their chests as they transcend their circumstances and bound in slo-mo to an open-air nighttime rave. Softened image or no, she’s as cynical and opportunistic as ever. No wonder she picked up four Grammy nominations.