If you were waiting for the first white nonsense of 2016, you sure didn’t have to wait long. Pissed-off peckerwoods with big-ass guns took over an empty federal wildlife refuge building like some true American Heroes, right here in the Great Northwest. Among them is the son of one Cliven Bundy, the one-time Fox News darling caught on tape talkin’ ’bout “the nigra,” like he just sprang out of Tarantino’s skull, Athena-style.
Lil’ Bundy is clearly gassed off the Constitution (a fickle bitch if ever there was one), white privilege (how you mad about “stolen land” when it was literally stolen from Native Americans to begin with), and the juice his daddy got from backing down Uncle Sam in Nevada—but for now, him and his mossie are bicken back without the boys on his helmet. How is that possible?…