Ah, love. In French it is amour. In German, liebe. In Esperanto, amo. But regardless of how foreigners may choose to spell it, it's still the most beautiful thing in the world. It's what we search for, what we pray for, and when we find it... well, shucks -- that makes us the luckiest people in the world. Here at The Stranger (unlike other weekly newspapers, who shall remain nameless), we believe in love. Not a day passes when we aren't inspired by this most precious of emotions. We live for that warm, gooey feeling that makes us all quiggly down under; the beating hearts and sweaty palms; the cute names like "Hunny Bunny" and "Pookie," "Schmoopums" and "Mucholusciousbuttsytickle." This is why, each and every year, we waste thousands of dollars of pricey editorial space on your valentines. Love, after all, is better than money (as long as it doesn't interfere with our ability to buy pot). So as you peruse the following ads -- the mushy love poems, the sexy haikus, the cutesy little notes -- keep in mind that we at The Stranger love you, even when you don't love us in return. Because love must love whether love loves love, or loves not to love. And that's what we love about love. And what we love about you.
MONKACHOO! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
SCCC CAT GIRL Every morning I see you waiting for the bus, black rimmed glasses hiding beautiful eyes & beautiful lips. I'd love to kiss them. Crucifyx
TO MY TAM TAM I love my grouchy bear! Even though she has dirty dishes, has her one and only towel, walks on her side of the street, a back street driver, and doesn't even like to cuddle! I still love her anyway! Love Mo Mo aka Ladybug. Happy Valentines Day!
LITTLE MISS CHO How did you get so sweet? Too much candy? Pikachu
LW Wait until you are 25
PRINCESS NATALIE Happy Valentines Day and Happy Two Months! You are amazing. How can I possibly tell you how much I love you? I LOVE YOU! Love, Jasen
THE UNITS OF MASS PRODUCTION would like to wish everyone a very Happy Valen-tine's Day!
TO K my sexy little goddess. You're the smile on my face, the contentment in my heart, the love of my life. I surrender Honey, I'm under your spell. J
SWEETPEA & WALTER Happy Valentines Day to my two favorites guys!! You have made me so happy, each in your own very special way! Love & 1,000 kisses, M
GAR I still love you... Gabrielle
SHEREE Although we fight sometimes and cuss a lot, I will never forget all the times you got me drunk. Thanx for being my friend. Celeste
KWIDDY You're the greatest sociologist in the world. Loves you, Your Roommate & Husband
POOKIE! The trip was so worth it! I love you so much and can't live without you! Love, Robbie
WALKING ON THE MOON! Robby, Hey babe! I love you so much...We can be together... we can walk forever... want to? I know I do. Love always, Brenda
DEAR ELI Here's a valentine for 4 1/2 years of domestic beardom. You're the best! Love, Warm Fuzzy Bear (and kitties).
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY JD! I still prefer Dawn though. With any color hair. I miss you baby wherever you are. Please look me up...Big Daddy
MILES You are the hottest guy I've ever fucked. Wanna come over and get drunk? #202
HEY DAVID & PHIL Re-member that 3some we had? I just wanted to see you guys make-out it didn't turn me on or anything. Ha Ha. Wanna come over and get drunk?
DEFY Thanks for the fuck. I hope you don't think that I don't want to be your friend.
!!!!SAUCE!!!! How do I love thee...
NIPPER THE QUICKER FIXER UPPER Thanks for the music. Garage Rock & Power Violence!!!
SILVE REECE You are the best! And speaking of the west, where's the leftside? On the Westside. Ms Anne Thropie
MY DARLING LOVEBUG Happy Valentine's Day 2000! I want you to know I will love you forever and ever. From your ever loving "B"
BELOVED BRAVE HEART & COMFORT A formal reply... I will love you and you only as long as we both shall live. Love & kisses from Maggie, Crash & Me.
JEN C Gotta keep that good ole' Felicity gossip going.... Melanie
TO POOKIE 01001001010 011000100111101010110 010001010101100101001111 0101010100100001 Lover C
REX I couldn't imagine a day without your sweet kisses. I love you and can't wait to get outta here with you soon. XOXO Tracy
CC Nine months of poems. Thank you for your words and your songs and your love you mean the world to me. HS
HAVIN' A JOLLY GOOD TIME up here with the production posse. Happy V-Day. Where are the snacks? Luv the Almighty Production Paste-up Princess.
JAYRON You never notice me. I'm 5 years younger than you. But love happens at any age. So the next time you see me, please ask me out!! Love, "Koko"
ERNIE I want to love you night and day...you know our love will not fade away.
JASON You are such a BABE! Who knows about that horoscope...? Luv Lindsey
SR Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll get used to it here, but not without you. East coast or west, I love You more everyday. Bucher Loo
SCOTTIE Thanks for being there for me. Happy 2 years and Happy Valentine's Day! I love you, Your Sexy Girl
CHEE Though you treat me bad, I still love you, and still want to be your 'little bitch'. Happy broken hearts day hon... S
MY DEAREST SHAWN I love you, yes, I do, I love you, la-la-la! All my love, Kiran
THE PETITE, RED-HAIRED WINEHO is hopelessly in love with the tall, slender Ferry man. Cover me with soft, sweet kisses. I'll tend your garden forever.
TO THE KARDINALE I love you!! I miss you!! Please call soonest. OXOXOXO, From the Reverend
MARKIE Thank you for all your support. Love, Denise
JALINA We've been to hell and back and still managed to remain best friends. Hope to keep that true, even thru your new mommyhood. Luv Melodious
LOVE & ADMIRATION to the sales dept. Nobody has more fun together than you. XOXO, Melanie
KEVIN & KATHY You guys are so sweet to me, I luv ya bunches. Thanx for including me in on your lives. Cutie Pie
NICOLLE You are my photo mentor, I look up to you and your opinions. Thanx for taking the time to give me your feedback. Happy V-Day, beautiful lady. You-know-who
BRET Cha Cha for a Chi Chi? You are a great guy, glad that I'm not on your bad side. Still need to sell me on Ikea.
MON SHEREE Howdy Neighbor. Lillyboo, I love you and miss you. I guess it's my fault that we don't hangout anymore. Shereebee
SIG You are the cream in my coffee. Heart, K
MY DEAREST KARI All my life I've searched for you and now that I have you I will never let go. Our marriage can only get better. Love always, Jean-Mario
TO MY LIZPARKER285 You are the my bestest friend in the world and I would not trade you unless Jason came wanted you bad enough. We are gonna be best friends to the end!Love: CypriensGIRL
HAPPY V-DAY TO Massage Man Mark I still miss you. B
STEPHEN The Big Stinky Bear. I'm addicted to you baby 'cause you've got HOT, HOT, HOT buns. "It is useless to resist the vibrations of the erotic worm dance." ((( Punkin )))
DJ NEPTUNE You rock my world. Say the word and I'll be right there by your side. Love Ebomb
TOM Nine months of sniffs and bites and magic. I couldn't ask for more, but I will. Puppies forever! -Dash
HEY DANIEL You're the best thing that ever happened to me in Eugene, Oregon. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Cole
DEAR DEAN-O (THE PEGGER!) I'm in heaven! Can't wait to celebrate V-Day with you at Disneyland and the beach with Beauty and Fatty. You're my Monkey forever! Love, BB
ZADA FLUX Kick Aaron in the balls for me! Wish you much luck with all future flamesames. Love, Mara Infidelious
DELICIOUS TOM The night is long. We can't go wrong. Let's get it on! Anna
VADER MY DEAR Throw away that pepper spray and join me. Kisses xxx and spicy love, Demo Cra Cy
DO YOU STILL WANT ME??? Steel Felling the love I have for you wash away all evil... Steel feeling that kick in my ass to whip reality. Love U Pussy
BEAST I love you. Poop-face
COLORS DISEASE! Cry-ing from the erotic pleasurer as you lick me. Breathless as you pull yourself inside and hold me! Happy Valentines Baby Love yr Sweet Angel
DEAR WTO I know you're broken up over me -- and when you are fair I will love you forever. XXX, Pro Testor
JANET SMOOCH!! Boris
ELISA HappyValentine's Day! Thanks for being my partner, friend, and lover. My love for you grows stronger daily. More hugs and kisses are on the way... Love, Hunny Bunny
SUSAN Who would of thought it could end up like this...From not getting along, to a passionate kiss... Happy Valentine's Day, Honey. I love you! Now and Always, KJ
TO: ONE GOOFY CANADIAN Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I never dreamed Edmon-ton, Could produce someone as wonderful as You! From: One Crazy Latvian
WILLIAM Our first year to-gether has been wonderful. Sepultra/Biohazard, Hallway en-counters, Yurt 2K, Beach walks after midnight, Cold tofu dogs and "tarrrp." You're fun. I love you lots. Dianna
KELLY Please be my Anti-Valentine, and I promise not to fire you. Love, Mark
CHESTER I love you, you stinky cheese eatin' surrender monkey! Gimme a little sumpin sumpin baby! Love, Tits
SUGAR LUMP LOAF Happy Valentine's Day! Macy and Annie Lennox have nothing on you... Reach for the stars. Sing it Girlfriend! Love, Smoothie
JOSH C. How's Perfect? I still await your punishment for treating you so poorly. Cohéme mas rapido, beautiful boy. Ranee
KDB You are my true love. My soulmate. My best friend. You are as much a part of me as the air I breathe. I Love You. TKS
QUIWT GIRL Fate brought us together and our Passion and Love will keep us here. I love you sweetie!!!! Internet Girl
BUBBA DALE Roses are red, Violets are blue, Out of the entire human race, I'd love to do you!!! Love you babe, Koala Beary Carrie Kiwi Cherry
DEAR DELI GATES Meet-ing you in Seattle was such a Riot. Lets do it again. Love, D.A.N.
ALDAR, P.O.D., FARM BOY, NINTENDO GEEK, COMPUTER NERD, ETC I love all of you!! Your Supreme Goddess of Any-thing She Damn Well Pleases!
KIWI BOY You've rocked my world and its so fun! You make me laugh when I'm cranky and spank me when I'm good. You ornery old bastard. Love, Bam Bam
BEAN I love you! You're the best spoon I could ever want. Uba when?
AGGIE Daddy says we gotta go, gotta go to Idaho and we can't go surfing cause' its 20 below, oh ooh...Hope your feeling better, love Hazel
LEMONBUNNY I miss you. Somewhere along the line we crashed and it sucks! You mean so much to me. Happy 1 year anyway. Meow. Meow. Love, TigerBunny
JAKE Be my valentine? Love, Stem
TUNIS You are the best kitty katt in the whole world. I love you dearly. Now let's get the fuck outta here! Daddy
PAULA BEAR Where's my ad (again)!? Millions of love anyway! Your sweetie, Orla
TO MICHEL My little angel. Thank you for the beautiful memories. You're always with me, in thought, in mind, soul, and in heart. I'll love you always. Happy Valentine's Day. Hobo
COLIN You are my soulmate. The love of my life. I love you boob!! Jen
SWEET BABY ANNIE Two storms in May, Two years, Two beds. I love yours more because of Lydia, but I love you best of all.
JJ I've got stuff to do! There's no one I'd rather eat cake with, on a blue porch with chihuahuas. So happy you're my valentine! TC
TO KELLY I've enjoyed the happiness of the world; I have loved (like never before). I love you Kelly. XO, Megan
BETSEY Thank you for cooking our baby in your hoo-hoo. That was sweet of you. Love, Eric
LIL' RICH Oh how I love thee, Let me count thy ways. May our flamesame always burn bright. You're the one. Love, Kristen. PS: Let's make love once more.
MY DEAREST DADDIO Happy Valentine's Day to the man who has always held my heart and my hand. May you find true love once more. You are forever the wind beneath my wings. XOXOXO, your Dee
SQUEAKY Tell Bee Bear I love him. I also love someone else...he knows! Love, Pillow Belly
TRACY A bartending dream they call Tracy, works dockside so much she gets spacey. If I asked for a date and she answered back, "Great!" It'd prove that she's nuts, prima Facie. Tim
LADY BABY Oh how I love you, more than words can say. I think of your 24 hours a day. You are my love of my life. Will you be my beautiful wife? Puppy Eyes
TALL COOL ONE Drummer. Dad. You hot fox! Ohhh, the things I could do to you...
I LOVE YOU CARLOS Let's go mess up my hair...H
FOR MY HUSBAND The one and only Pappa Tomato. With love and hugs and wet juicy kisses , Mamma Tomato aka Nicole your wife XOXOXOXO.
AMY We had a kid and a relationship together, now our relationship is gone, but my love for both of you still lives on. Love, Jake
TIM!! You make me so happy! We can thank Nordy's for something after all. I can't wait to be your wife -- just 2 more months! I love you, Megan You know who you are...
DIRTY BOY Let's Be Dirty. Love, Dirty Girl
JENE O. You truly are an angel. Don't ever forget it. Love Erin
MY SEBASTIAN You cook, you clean, you take the garbage out. The least I can do is fuck you silly. Welcome to marriage -- I love you. Meg
HAPPY VD BOOGER!! I love yeew very mucho, and hope you'll always be my very special Valentime! Here's to Hawaii '00 with or w/out our Secret Agent Men! XOXO, Willis
TO MY DOG & HIS DOG Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick! Love, Vesta Besta & Rosie-wiener
OH MY LITTLE CUTIE PIE There's not a day that goes by that I don't thank God for you. I am the luckiest girl on earth and I want everyone to know it!!! I love you.
WILLIS My one true valentine! Roses are red violets are blue I am so lucky to have a woman like you! Happy VD! Love you! Iroc!
WIFEY Life with you is one long backwards cuddle. Lets snuggle. Hubhub
DREWSKADO I love having you in my life. You bring out the animal in me. Love your Tigre Bambina. Grrrrr.
CHADLET I will love you forever. Sugar
WELL, WELL, WELL I don't really know this person but so far he sounds pretty cool. I met him on-line and I'd really like to meet him...even tho I'm not really sure what he looks like. It'd be an adventure for sure. If not, we can still talk on-line as "friends."
TO RABBIT What a busy year! We need to take a break, take a hot bath, and watch Stewie eat your new flamesowers! I love you.
HUNQUE Almost 3 years and counting. Love you and always will. Stud
SAUCE MONKEY! Look at how we've grown! LYL
HUNNYPIE More than cheese, more than sunsheeeine, more than Reece's, more than the red moon, more than the ocean. XXX
CHIRP & SHMOREE You are my amoré. Happy Valentine's Day sweeties (winter too).
KATHLEENIE GYPSALEENIE You are my heart! Your Cuz
WE ARE THE ICEPIRATES! I can't thank you enough for the last 2 and a half years, the best of my life so far. Thanks for being my partner in crime, for sharing a dog and a cat with me, and for sticking around through all my crazies. You rock. I still wear my sunglasses at night. I love you Isaac.
ERIN ERIN ERIN Erin eriner iner inerin inerin inerin erin erin erin markin erin lil valentine bounce? Mmmm
CHLOE-DE-BO-DE-BUGGY-BOO Happy valentines love the egg man
MARCIE ANNE Unfurl the flamesags I remembered. Love you loads and loads, S
THE ONE I QUEST I'm not a stalker, just think you're pretty pimp. And groovy, too. If you're not afraid (or taken), then write back.
JENNY-MAC Your sweet smile, and intoxicating laugh is the source of all my happiness. I love you more than morning pork products, will you be my valentine.
NORDSTROM NORTH FACE BOY with a clover tattoo. We've never met, but you're cute. Did you quit? Happy V-Day.
POLLY ANNA KATHARI! You are the one for me...now and always. You'll be humming a tune in a kitchen soon as I sneak up behind you. Love, Tuffy.
MR UNDERPANTS! So glad to work with you each and every day as we strive to obliterate that miriam bitch. Love, the Little French Maid
TO BUPPY FROM WUPPY Me, you, and a whole lotta chocolate? Let's get a hot tub, yo! I luv ya always.
KAN9AROO!! Happy Valentine's Day!! Just wanted to say, I'm glad things worked out the way they did...that night we talked, it was great...in every way...haha....Tiantian
TO THE GIRLS OF APT. "D" So glad to have friends like you...thanks for being there when I needed you guys (cliche, yes...but true) Luv ya'll much. DD
TO RONOK UHBABA Dai-na-na-na...Mmmm yummie, so glad to have you. Love always, Your Green-eyed Kitten
FOR ALL OF THE CHECKERS Ass-kicking, lunch, personal training sessions, heated discussions, and anything else that may come with the territory... I am completly yours. I'm coming in.
RYAN I saw you at band camp and I think you're cute and funny and "rar" so sexy. Will you be my valentine? (check one)__YES __NO __HELL YEAH (HKM:0)
DJ! (hip hop) You are the love of my life. Let's go to Mexico and rub oil on each other. Then let's come home, move, get a giant bathtub, and breed canaries. I love you. B
TOBYDOLL I love you! Isolde
ELLA-B! You are my one and only. Luv, Dado.
FINN! To the sweetest, best bro: your humor kills me. Why aren't I dead then? Who knows...Luv, Dado
SWEET MONKEY PANTS A Valentine's Day Haiku especially for you. (Ahem...)Sweet luscious booty, Is rumpled in the moonlight, I really grok you! Sorry I can't flamesy with you to Europe, but I've got a big smooch waiting when you get there! I love you. R
GERALDINE I love you. I've always loved you. I always will. How corny is that? Charles
RACHIE I jus' wanteda tell you that ur my best friend an thanks for always bein' there when I've needed you. Love always, Emmy
MUFFIN Next time you ring my buzzer I will answer. You're my Barberini faun in retro clothing. Be my valentine. Black Stallion.
ASHLEY This is for you. I know you read the I Saw U's every week. This one's for you sweetie, Justin
HEIDI G. You are beautiful and wonderful and great. Love you with all my hear, Justin
POOK The swirl voice says it's time to use the leather. Come home and slather the knife with your cream cheese, and I'll show you what a p-curve can really do. Love, Puss
JOHN Love you! I'm dang glad you and your big ten inch (record that plays the blues) is mine! Love, Sarah
MY DEAREST SHAWN Among the leaves and twilight our lives together had begun, grown seamlessly complete, once upon an autumn. All my love, Kiran.
I WANT TO WISH the boy in my Soc class (at UW) a happy valentine. You seem really quiet, but I know there's more to you!! Wanna go study sometime??
I FORGOT WHAT YOUR NAME WAS but we have a mutual friend. I think you're a real cutie...I see you at Fort St. George in Chinatown and you make my drinks. Maybe next time I can buy you one!
STEVE I think you're a pretty fine fellow. How would you like to kick it with a girl you call "Yellow"?
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to the best father in the whole entire world. Throughout my life you've been my friend and a great inflamesuence to me. I love you!! Little Sis.
GUI You are the lighter flamesuid on my smoldering briquettes! See you (naked) at Oceanpoint. Wiffers
MELISA You will always be the one for me. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you very much! JD
DEAR CHIP I love you more than Shamey Von Blushenburg loves Pridey Von Dignistern. Don't ever get a job. Love, Dave
MY DEAREST ANNA You are the cheese in my grits! Wummy boo-boo, hmmm gobble oooh, grizem umie woogle woo, nooky-nooky weee! Words could not possibly do you justice! Tu Amare est orare. Love, Sandy
POOKIE Thank you for making me laugh even when I have PMS. I love you. Cinnamon Girl
HEY HUNBO I call upon the powers of Dino Baby and Gnome Dog! Thanks for being everything to me. Much love, 10/7/00 here we come! Turtle Car Girl
HI TEDROD Was Sundance a fruitful experience? We'll be bringing you hugs and chocolates very soon. Thanks to you and the gang for taking care of us! The Girls, L&E
KELLDOG! Hey Girl! Mama looks great! Parkers forever! You look good in your Loyale with Cheese. Your Bloody Mary Sistah, L
TAMBO & ANDO To the camels we go!! Dinner and a movie? Anytime! Your pals, Fej and soon-to-be Mrs. Fej
AAR-BEAR You are what I was always looking for. If only I had found you sooner. You mean everything to me. I'm all yours...forever. I love you, Baby
HEY RAINA!!! I really really really love you a lot!!! You make my life complete!!! Viva la monkey love!!!
J Since my flamesing with you, I'm so delighted we're together again. I'll miss Chicago...but not like I missed you. All my love & sushi (my treat), D
BUBBA Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou for you! Luv, Fruitcake
MAENAD Woman of joy, blood & god -- touched madness, you move & inspire me. You are beauty, strength & wisdom in one decorated skin (don't blush!) Thank you for your love & patience. Aglaia
HEY ONE IN IMILIAN You've been the sweetest and the tartest. Will you be my Valentine? Love you, Eve
MIA COSMOS Rohe
KAREN I can't tell you all the reasons why after these 8 years, you are one of my best friends. Sandra
KYLE You've decorated my life...Jeane
BRICK You are the squeeziest. I love your plump, plump-plumps, and the way you are so very good to me. I adore you, sweet-cakes. Cindy-Lou-Hoo
KEVIN You're one in a million. Thank you for making every day special. I love you honey! Yours always, Gena
MEINE SCHNOIFE! Who'da thought that making out on drugs could lead to two years together? Me! I knew it the minute our dilated pupils met from across the room.
BOOOOO-GALAH! BOOOOO-GALAH! I'll love you forever Jennie Pie. Danny Dogger
JEN SWEETIE Lots of Kisses. Short, sweet, but not ticklish. Licking your ear for a year. Touching. Rubbing. More. Waking up next to you. Your Messy Boy
TOD Thanks for leaving your backpack so there could be a beginning to the beautiful love story called us! I love you, my rockstar. See you on Sunday! Seana
ABBY You're as sweet as tupelo honey, You're an angel of the first degree. Just like honey baby, from the bee. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you. Jason
Z LOVES Z Honey you can wear my pants any day. I love you squishy Happy Valentines Day. Biscuits w/ PeePee forever and ever. Kiss Kiss bpr
MY DARLING JOHN Best gift 4 Valentine's Day I can give you: Meet me at the church in October. My hand in marriage. My promise of love for our lifetime.
DADDY Happy Valentine's Day. We Love You and So does mommy. Love Betty Potto and Roscoe
TO MY LOVE BUCKLE To my steel blue, Your kisses are heavenly, And your ass is nice too. Yours to adore, Buttons
MDO-CHAN Happy Valen-tine's to my tough guy. Love, Suzi-cakes
POOKIE Hiyo! A-ka-BOOF! Happy Valentine's Day, doofy! This one will be our 4th Valentine's Day together! Perhaps a little rawr to celebrate? Kee hee! Love, your Schmookie
JACKIE Thanks for being my Sweetie Darling for almost nine years now! I love you lots! Ginger Lou's Dad
ANGEL FACE I love you. I have loved you from the first time I met you. I'll be yours forever completely and unconditionally. You mean more to me than anything. Your Imzadi
TO MY SWEET, SWEET JW When you're around you make my heart pound like a kickdrum and my tummy tingle like a can of tingly cherry soda pop. I need more kisses soon, please. I love you, BT
JON Hey sweets. Just wanted to say I love you in front of thousands of people. I'm so glad were together and I'll see you tonight. MARY
BABY BOY You might live in a trailer, but you're my prince of the trailer park. I'm your Television Man. Let's make our "love connection!!!"
TO MY DARLING ARUGALA I will love you always.Your one and only Mango.
ROB You are the one for me. My love for you is free as the wind, and hot as the flamesame of passion. Forever yours, Michelle.
TO JOANN FROM ALYSSA (MINNIE ME) & DAD DOG XXXOOO's on Valentine's. You know we are a handful, but that's why you love us. Also, sloppy kisses from Jazzy /Buddy.
TO BUTTHEAD I love spending my life with you!! Love, Goosepoop
PHILIP It was one tough year, but we made it! Thank you, Gravy, for being there and staying there with me. I promise this year will be better. Love, Diana
JP I love you, marriage buddy! Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend. If you show me this page, I'll buy you a pint of Ruby!
GIRL Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hopefully Body will be both, When you are through!! Happy Valentine's Day!! Woof! Love, Daisy Dogg
MR. MUSHI Your shaky baby monkey hearts your for infinity in Sarajevo. Yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy, and I think that Mike's okay! Hey hey yay!
STEVE Just wanted you to know how special you are to me, and how much I love you. I hope we share many more Valentine's Days together. Love, your Butterflamesy.
TO CATHARINA Who's your mommy?? Happy Valentine's Day, beautiful. From Gabe
TO WADE Clare loves you loads and wants you to be her valentine. From Clare
LACY WITH THE RED NOVA We see each other almost every day. I've grown fond of you. Can we try something more than friendship?
FIRST SWORD My tall and quiet friend, so silent. You sit by the fire, the snow swirling down outside -- what are you thinking? I know what I'm thinking...(soft smile).
KELLY I know that this will be a great change for both of us! I love and care for you tremendously. Thanks for the love you give me! My love, Stephanie
LOTS AND LOTS of love always. To Chuck from BBW
DWAYNE It's been a bumpy ride, but I've enjoyed the journey. Thanks for the laughs, the passion, and the friendship. Je t'aime plus que tous les etoiles dans le ciel. Jessie
KEVIN The wedding was fun, and bowling was...well, it was something. You're a great date. I'd like to make reservations for two next time. Up for it?
N CAKES Thanks for the fun we've been having. You're a truly beautiful and unique woman with many talents. Happy V-Day to you and yours. Smooches, 'Nish.
JJP Speedin' back to my baby. Forever obsessed with your music and sex appeal. I love you, like the precious star you are. I was wiped out. Littly Baby
NEIL Happy V-Day. Stay strong and keep positive! Have a relaxing vacation. I love ya very much! Jennifer
DANNY I love you! Yer my valentine, always and forever. Love, Peanut
TO NICK My friend, my love, my partner: Every day is a joy with you. Is it any wonder we find ourselves laughing? Be my valentine? I love you, Erica
REAU Your moon is always here, whether the sky is gray, or the day is one fire. I love you today, I love you tomorrow, I love you always. Lune
CHICKENMAN You've shown me Seattle and a beautiful world. Let's continue making poo together. Love from your little Aussie Squashboss
PHIL Eh, I love you. Love, Me
WANDA Hope you are en-joying my hometown, and thanks for being my Valentine. Ben
ROSS I never thought I was a romantic, or wanted to spend the rest of my life with someone. That is, until I met you. I know the miles between us can be difficult, and Scotland is a long way from home. But there's only one way I could ever imagine celebrating Valentine's Day, and that is waking up by your side. I'm on the next airplane home. I love you always, Joe
LESLIE DARLING These last few weeks have been very special. You are so sweet. I look forward to spending more time with you. Your #1 fan. Love, Margaret
REBECCA ANNE W-B Hey sugarbuns, just writing you to let you know I love and that you are the filling my double-stuff Oreo. JW
DEV You are a hot foxy mama squirl. Loving you, Your Sissy
KEVIN I can't begin to tell you how happy I am that you are finally home for good! I'm so glad we're finally starting our lives together. Love ya, Donna
TO MY BABY BOOBOO BEAR Even though you may not be ready for a commitment, you still treat me like I'm the only one. Love your Hunny Bunny
BAYBUH Happy Valentine's Day! We are creepin' up on 11 years...wow! I pray for 11 more years, plus eternity with you. Love forever, (your) Ms. Kitty
I LOVE ME! Me me me! I love me because I'm pretty, smart, independent, witty, and wise. Plus I have a bright future, big plans, and I can cook...and that is who I love.
AGNIS I adore you completely, even with what has happened. I miss holding you close to my heart. Please share your love with me again. Boy with Dyslexic Heart
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCE- MENT True love is awaiting where you least expect it if you give someone the chance. Have faith and make a redes-vu. To Ollie, I love you.
IRIS PEARL Happy anniversary! You are the best girlfriend in the world. I still call you mine. I probably always will! Love for-ever, Tamee
CUTE RED SHIRT GIRL You've got me coughing up my cookie heart because you left before I could say half the things I should have. The Good Bread
DANA Any time you want your hair styled by a skilled artist, my salon is open 24-hours a day. Love, Steve
HAWK You flamesy with your own wings! Someday you will share the journey with someone! Happy Valentine's Day!
MEINOU, MEINOU Kiss a rhino-zen zen zen. Pull my hair, punch my arm, put your foot in my face. Movies are real. Happy Valentine's Day, Antonia. Nat
GIGI, GIGI, GIGI!! Love is in flamesower, That twinkle in your eyes, Our love will empower, The passion in your sighs, Be my island valentine.
GB & ZIGGY Happy V-Day! Big hug, big lick, big kiss, big scratch, big grope. Woof! SYL, T
I LOVE THE MURDER CITY DEVILS!! As anti-social and depressed, with good mix of shyness to add some spice on top of it all. XOXOXO, Death Cherub
CASE Still waiting for the go ahead to start filming "You Got Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter 2." You bring the Skippy. I love you. Gerald
CHINA Even though the ocean separates us, it doesn't stop me from loving you. Whether you're on the same hemisphere, I am thinking of and missing you. XOXOXO, Tommy
WOODY R. You have changed my life in some many ways. Thank you. You are truly a good man. I am and always will be deeply in love with you. J
TOOT You're a good kid, a good kid are you! I mean to intimidate you with mushy valentines and extra kisses!!! Love always, Puddle
SWEETEST BABE N Grr... Love, Baby
YOUTOME aresweetasrosesinthemorning. For Ladyluck from Ann2.
JUROR #249 I remember your eyes from across the room. Hope to see you again. #269
JANA You're the Danni to my Maude. You inspire me to poke geoducks and eat my vegetables...I'm yours forever! Florida's a lucky bastard. To X-Files and Chocolate! Love, Spazz
HONEYBUNCHESOFGROPES You are more wonderful than I ever could have imagined! Thank you for 2 wonderful years together. I can't wait to spend the rest of forever with you!!! I love you!! Sweet Pea
MATTUS SEXIMUS You spin me around in circles and still make me dizzy with your stares. Take to the woods and hold me beneath the stars. I luv u! Love, your Hairbear
TOVA You are an inspiration and a joy. You are a ruffian who likes roughing! You captivate me with your desperation. Fondly, MC
MARKY To my valentine bunny! In your hands my heart found a home! Kiss me, hold me, love me, call me, be my valentine love. Javier
JAVERT You are the center of my universe! I can't wait to explore it all with you! Yours always and forever, Curious Cat
DAD CRAB & MOM CAT Happy Valentine's Day! Now give me more wet food. Love, Esther Puss
TO TRACE Hey sweetpea, thanks for always being there for me. You'll always be my love of a lifetime. Love ya al-ways. Happy Valentine's Day. Little Jack
MEGHAN M I had never experienced love until you came into my life on 148th. Look at us now for God's sake! Love, you will always be my love. Cornelias M.
VICTOR Thank you for the best 2 years of my life. You're the best! LY MY BB KeaLani
DEREK Our bodies intertwine, a web of art. Our souls deceived, torn apart. "Tubular Moments" echo "Hallmark Bells," the spider pleads, the flamesy yells. Hope you find your "Grand Cherokee..." Peace
TO THE VALENTINE that holds my heart. To be without you, is to say my life is incomplete. I want to be your Boo forever because I'm in love you. Jen, I love you. Kerry
BEAUTIFUL STRANGER You've sailed 1,000 miles to find me...I'm yours forever. The stars are crying and I'm chasing shadows. There's no doubt in my mind where you belong! Booby
JAG8ZEBRA Did you eat the bra? Will you eat my bra? Pleeze? I'm the ritestuff 4 U. Guaranteed!
LES You're a wonderful husband, daddy, friend, and lover. You and our son are the best things to ever happen to me. Happy Valentine's Day, Big Stud. I love you. Cory E.
B I'm still dreaming about you! Love you, LaLa
MI AMANTE BOOGER BOY I love waking up next to you, bed head and all. Most of all I love that you are mine. Quiero amor apasionado!
NV You changed my life. You made it worth living. There is not an hour that goes by that I don't think of you. TW
THOMAS Divine existence is the moments when we kiss; because of you, I will mother scintillating stars (I am yours until the world around us dies, love). Katelyn
HEY FATTY When you get done stealing my money, you should shave your back so you can stop looking so much like a human chimpanzee.
VADSIE & MIGUEL It's been fun again! I hope you two keep it going! I love you both! Love, Captain Morgan
ANNABELLE MECKOMUS I can't wait for you to come home and party! Have a great V-Day! Love, Kris
KOLIE I'm so glad our friendship has endured so much! I love you to death! Happy V-Day, baby! Love, Priss
HOT LIPS HOULIHAN It's been 4 years since we broke up. I wish we were still able to talk! I hope you are truly happy. There will always be a spot in my heart for you. K
THE BRE & JAKE SHOW is about the "l" word: LOVE
BILL want you to know how happy you have made me. I know you love/hate this mushy crap, so I'll stop there. Marty
JAMES, JAG, JAMES! It's been a wild, wacky, sweet (almost) 2 years. Looking forward to much more with you! Love ya much. Lizbeth XOXOXOXOXO
MY PRINCE You are truly a dream come true. I am so very grateful to have you in my life. I love you. Love, your baby Angel Star
DERRICK My sweet toad, you are my best friend and the valentine of a lifetime! You are the "par" to my "tay." Your loving frog, Carly
MC900FTJEEZUS You're such a sweetheart...looking forward to getting to know you better! Happy Valentines Day! Liz
CALVIN On Valentine's Day may a new year of life begin with happiness in NYC. Conquer that city with all your beauty! Do not forget I love you. Carly
FROM YOUR TWITTERPATED PRINCESS Peach sorbet, bagles in bed, bubble baths, sex on a yacht. Thanks for everything you do for me (and do to me!). I love you!
MY LITTLE PICO Will you be my friend again? Love, Sepulveda
SUSIE At the toll of 2k, the sparks flamesew. Is there enough wood to build a fire? Longing for the sweet wine of your lips like a Utah wino. Watch for ad John.
HONEY BUNNY BEAR You can be my dog any day. Smooches! Love, Me
ROBI Pierre would like a word with you. No panties or shoes on, please.
GRE You are hot and fiery like a hot ball. You are feisty like nobody's business. You got sauce with jalapenos. You are babalicious.com. Love from sassy2shoes@encode.yo
SUSIE P (WHO LIKES THEM SWEETS) You skanky hot sassy feisty babalicious thing you. Happy Val. Love, spankalicious.sassy.frass
CUPCAKE I'm bewildered, lovely, and lonely, waiting for you. Why can't you...why won't you? Please don't let me be lovelorn. XO's, the puddle of admiration and devotion you call Tuffie
B-DOG Howl at my moonbeams and I'll bathe you in my soft light. I can't begin to express the joy you give me. I love you. C.
JASEN Have a wonderful Valentine's Day. I love you very much. I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something more original, but hey...there you go. Love, Natalie
DEAR LINDA Yep, it's me! This really ought to be the last ever Valentine's Day we have to go through being apart from one another. I love you, Arnaud
KAISA You are more beautiful today than the first day I met you. Steve
SHANNON I still can't stop thinking of you. The Basement Guy
TO SYNDEY My favorite friend. I know this is your favorite holiday. I just wanted you to know I love you, and your luscious ass. You are the fattiest mack I've ever seen. Love, Meagan
ELLA, MY BACKSTREET CARE BEAR Iswolde my stalkee, and Ms. Vanessa, my sexiest friend. I love you. I hope your V-Day is fabulous. Ella, since we are single, let's hook up! Love, Meagan
LILY Let's make out and feel each other's asses while watching Saturday Night Live. Love, SNL Homey #1
TO ADITI I love you in India. To Beka, I love you at a gas station downtown. To Ben and Yoni, I love you on Wednesday. Meagan
TO KATIE & ELLEN Hey sexy ladies, will you be my valentine? No? But I love you. And your asses. MHM
TO MACGYVER You are histrionic, and you are a bastard. Will you be my valentine and make me a glass tile? Love, Your New Best Friend
ROB You may be my brother in play, but I love you like my own. I hope we stay together and keep our sibling relationship alive...hopefully the hard way. Love, Em
HEY SWEETIE Bliss is Sunday mornings, with you in yer zebras, and me in my ears. Love, yer Squishers
TO ELI Let's get back to-gether. The children miss you, and they cry at night. I know our marriage can survive your excessive crack habit and abusive ways. Love, Mrs. Britt
SPECIAL K It's really corking to know you! Absolutely spiffing! I truly love & appreciate every scientific thought in your gorgeous red head. Kisses, from your Bee-thang
BRENT B. Happy Valentine's Day! Nice ass. Karen
AUTICIA In the long line called your love life, is there room for one more? Does our three-way marriage mean nothing to you? Nobody loves Slim like I do. From the Queen
HOUSTON You're the hot- test valentine in the galaxy, and I fall more in love with you every single day. Thanks for being 100% worthy of my devotion. I adore you. Christina
NEMGLAN You make me wanna pull your hair. Push you down, then run away. Love you. Buddha
RATNA Happy Valentine's Day to my very favorite Swiss Miss! KLA
WIZARD You are the best thing that ever happened to me! We are blessed by the Great Spirit with friendship, love, passion, and huggling! Blessed be, Ju Ju Womyn
JUSTIN HONEY I love you so much. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me; I don't know what I would do without you. You complete me. Love, Erica
SARACEE You're far, but I can almost taste you. I long to nibble your ears. I'll see you soon. I love you. Thanks for waiting for me. Mark in (sigh) France
GIVE ME A BEBO! Give me a bibo! Give me a bebo, bibo, bum! Bum get a rat trap bigger than a cat trap. Bum get a cat trap bigger than a rat trap. Sis! Boom! Ba! I love you Nic!!
DENA You're the sexiest girl alive! Love, Jet Black
ERICA You mean the world to me. I love you deeply. Justin
LEE P Ummm...we're still weird, like a lot. I love you always, Sugarkane
AND TRAVIS You better wear your new hot pink books, and nothing else, my big stud! I love you cutie! Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Me
PATRICK April 26 will be a date that will never fade from my memory. Happy Valentine's Day, babe, and remember, "Every little thing you do, you're on my mind." Love, hugs & kisses, Tony
SWEETNESS Have I told you today how much I adore you? I am a very lucky girl! Love, Sweetie and Beggin' Strip Girl
TEMPESTA You make me forget about Baby Spice... sometimes. Love, the Magni-ficent One
JASMYN You are my baby angel. I will love you forever. Steffie
VIVACE BARISTAS You sexy lesbians!! Have a delicious & hot Valentine's Day. With whip, and heavy on the cream, please.
YOU WROTE the "unfin-ished book." Thanks for moisturizing my back, you red hot lover. There's a market for liquid protein on eBay. Hug and a kiss! Your Snuggle Bunny valentine
BACKCOUNTRY DAN (THE SNOWMAN) Even though you haven't been seen, I still think of your eyes so green, and your lips and nose, make me want to get down on my knees and ______!
ADAM & ANDY Happy Valentine's Day, you groovy sweetie guys!
GEORGE Happy Valentine's Day, you cute little hottie! You're fabulous. Love ya, mean it! KLA
