BOOTY BOO GURL! ™™ love you, and you certainly live up to your namesake. Keep doing that voodoo that you do so well. E.

TO THE MOST ™™ edible woman on the planet: good girls are hard to find. Thankfully for me, bad ones aren't and that's the reason Sweetie that I love you soooo much. All my love always, Boo Boo.

CROW ™™ When you were a dream of mine, I was lucky enough to have you dreaming of me. You're the only farmhand this ranch will ever need. I love you

STRAWBERRY DICK ™™ I love you. Your little Butt Plug

PIRATES OF 329 ™™ Six hot bodies, three lucky bitches. You're the best family in the world. Love, S.A.C.

JIMMY DEUX ™™ Love shows us signs that cannot be mistaken--sometimes just misread. I try to seduce you with poetry and Pabst, but no matter what happens know I love you, together we can change the world. Sloppy Joes Jimmy One

R: I'M TRULY ™™ blessed to have you in my life. Where did you come from? Oh, yeah, across the hall. Cheesy? Honest? Both. All my love, R. Doctor

PUDDINTANG! ™™ All right, we're on! Love, your do-right woman.

EDNITA ™™ Loving, laughing, talking, thinking, sexing, touching, probing, teasing, intensifying, playing, saying, joking, knowing, learning, giving. The recipe of us. I love you. E.

MY LOVELY AN-NA-NA ™™ Everyone wants to have your puppies. You're the cutest gothic gutter punk on this side of Oly. Lots of love, Tara.

KEVIN ™™ Thanks for keeping it up for my pleasure. Hopefully you get enjoyment and comfort in return. For the future fucks to come, your Mama Panda

TO KASSANDRA LYNN ™™ tu eres hermosa te quiero k-team Happy Valentine's, love, Keith

HEY TALL!! ™™ Of all the cut skinny boys with glasses that come and visit me, you're my favorite. (heart) cute

JAPE ™™ What's that under your pillow? Look behind you--Vennie's gonna give it to you 'Doug-ie' style! I love you!

WHO LOVES KITTY? ™™ Mr. Poopypants loves Kitty. Thanks for being there..I love u!

HUMPDOG ™™ I want you to want me as much as I want you. I am gonna miss you so. Love always, your li'l punk.

ADAWG ™™ Wanna be my freak nasty valentine? Cum by my place and maybe on my face, If you're down I'll go down. Ever tried Altoids with oral sex? Yummmmmy. December

ADAM ™™ . . . and when you find the truth you'll find your heart, your happiness.. and there I'll be too.. skirt hiked and crashing into you. K

ON THE DAY ™™ we met, who would have guessed we would come this far? Two people alone, now husband and wife. Together, now and forever. 1-4-3

YOU ARE ™™ my sunshine, My only sunshine, You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.

PAPPY ™™ I choo choo choose you!!! Heart, Moonie

BENNET MCKNIGHT!!! ™™ Serving Seattle hot deep-fried Irish lovin' since 1996! You know I love you

DEAREST ROB ™™ thanks for being my Maine humpy. Doin' it better since 1999. Unbelievable! Luvies xoxo...Molly

TO APRIL:™™You have given form and substance to my squishy life. I love you like the air I breathe. May our new home bring pleasure and happiness for the rest of our days. Thanks for flagging me down.

KENT ™™ We both know that 2003 will be the year we get it right! Thanks for always being my best friend. I love you! Julie

PAUL ™™ your friendship and love is amazing. Thank you for all the fun times. xo Ali

FOR THE INFAMOUS ™™ other Ryan. You're amazing . . . happy Valentine's Day with lots of love from your biggest fan/most shameless groupie, Sara

Michael ™™ You sexy, brilliant, dynamic man. Here's a valentine I owe from last year. Since Lovage your boundless spirit and artist's soul have charmed me. I'm lucky to know you.

Dear Clarence ™™ I wish we could escape to Canada. I wanna ride your rocketship. love always Alabama

my Sweet Daddy ™™ you rock my socks!! I love you I love you!!! xoxo Monkey Hustle

michelle s. ™™ I wish you'd stock me, if you know what I mean!! love, turd bird

Corey ™™ To the girl who is only 57% dateable, hope your valentine's day is full of fun no matter what you end up doing. Your friend next door.

Ailam ™™ May your brown be dark and plentiful. Much Luv, Nosaj

My cute little boy ™™ I love your dimples, how you won't look at me when you're mad, but above all, how you make me want to FUCK! -Your favorite puss

Oro ™™ I love your sweeeet tongue, and your sweet soul. I miss you. Your secret valentine

LEPUSLABS! ™™ I'll give you the hot iron- whale eye anyday!! I am lucky! squishsmooch!!! yourswissmiss

THE PYRAMIDS! ™™ hothothot! give us more!!! don't make us beg!

BoneDaddy ™™ Frozenroseunder surfaceoftimewaitingseenotouched, delicatepurebeautyexudespassionbridleduntiltheglas, brokengatesadjar, XstarfoxX

ROBERRR ™™ An ocean couldn't keep us apart. My far-off travels just brought me closer to you. "Home, home, where I wanted to go..." Love, your babe.

To my sissy shemale queen Amber ™™ I love everything about you darling. From your sweet creamy butt, your plump girly lips, to your smooth hairless sheboy clit. Forever yours, Adam

Gabrielle ™™ I Love You !!!!

CL ™™ Why are you drawn to me, though you think you ought to damn me?...I've given you what the world owes you and what you should've demanded of all.

FACE ™™ My home is where you live, moving through the days with magic and light. You make me so happy! I love you very much, you know. love, Molly Jean

Benny ™™ Shall I tell you why you're drawn to me, even though you think you ought to damn me? it's because...

exchange student ™™ You just bad bad bad this is just...you just...rude. mother russia.

happy valetines day ™™ lakshmi my love may we have many more !

PJW ™™ For "A SHARK" YOU REALLY DO KNOW HOW TO KEEP ME.... (WHET) OwWWww! Happy V (Secret) Day! Naughty-Naughty MZ.

MICHELLE "RHYMES WITH YAK" ™™ You sultry piece of ass. I've needed it from day one...may I scratch your itch??? -V # 3

Junie, Junie ™™ You sweet baboonie, You make a me swooney, and kinda looney. I'll bake you a heart, of chocolate and sprinkles, you make me sweat, and start to wrinkle.

SHMEET SHMEET, PUKA-LOOB ™™ You bring me more joy than I've ever shared with another. Thank you for you time. RS

Simon ™™ I just want to say happy v-day! I am very lucky to be creating a new little life with my fantasy boy! Our little edition will be the best thing that has happened to us besides each other! I LOVE YOU SIMEY! Forever yours, Trixy a.k.a Aileen

Gregory ™™ We go together like hot and toddy--HP

Dear Rose ™™ it's been 1 year. I love you more than words can say. Happy Valentines day. -Frank

STUART ™™ Day of Pre-Eminence (Tiny Monarch). You are very gorgeous, sweet, smart, magically creative, inspiring, adorable, and sooooo super sexy!!!! Coffee? wink wink

JENNY FRO YO!! ™™ You are so smart and pretty and we all love you. WORD!

SARA means PRINCESS ™™ A beautiful anime' princess, a supersexy hot girly girl, a loving friend, and someone who is so wonderful to have as a friend. Love, The Mothership

Michael ™™ You make me happy all of the time. Your love is enveloping, warm and sublime. I love you with all my heart, you are my true counterpart. Kristen

CB ™™ How are Bean and Bool? I still wonder how you are sometimes too.

FRED ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! You are an amazing golden dream god making musical dreams come true.

MAC and NORMA ™™ Happy Valentine's Day to two of my favorite sweeties!!!

SIMON/WIDOW TWANKY ™™ You're HOT when you cross dress.

Bean ™™ So fresh, So sweet, So smooth, So in like with you -frank

Happy Love Day Mom! ™™ Thank you for all the love and support you give me. I hope to somehow find the words and actions to express how much you mean to me. -Kristen

Smashley ™™ Thank you for being a friend.....Too bad The Vieners won't be covering that! Anyway, I love ya and appreciate you more than you could ever know. Thanks for keepin' it real. -Ness-

EMILY ™™ LADY KENSINGTON: Don't forget who really loves you -- all your friends in Ballard!! WORD!!

GRETCHEN and ANDY ™™ You are the sweetest little couple ever! Happy Valentine's Day.

SUTORENJAA ™™ Modest me seeks your heart---and everything else. Hope you like your little dream come true. Happy Valentines day, baby. I love you (not so modestly). T1400

DAN P ™™ You're a peach.

JEREMY/HO HEFNER ™™ Happy Val-Day, hottie boy!

T-ROCK ™™ Passing out, Valentine's?

ROBERT ™™ You're hotter then you'll ever know! JFK, Jr has nothing on you (except his shirt).

RATNA ™™ You sexy Swiss girl!! Happy Valentine's Day. Have fun doing the samba in Brazil!

A little cross-country sweetness ™™ for my PRATER-LOVE. Maggie, you rock the house, and I miss you... & Seattle coffee. You know you love seeing yourself in print. Kisses, KK.

MELENIE ™™ You're the sweetest girl ever. Super sexy too! Hot cha cha!!!

Katie and Clete ™™ You're super neat-o. Rock-a-hula, baby!!

From Pike's Peak to Pike Place ™™ I am glad to have you (Derek) occupy my space... Hapyy F.M.V.D. Love, Stace

John C ™™ You're adorable in that skirt! Happy Valentine's Day, sweet pea!

CHRISTINE/MISS MARMALADE! ™™ Bonjour, mademoiselle. Happy Val-Day!!

SONIA ™™ Your samba has danced its way into my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

Squish! ™™ Will you be my Valentine??? I love you! Squishette

SHOOGLEKITTY! ™™ Purrrr! Do you know, you're beautiful. I love you soooo much! Smoochies from your Antkneekins

dear amy ™™ be mine. now and forever. it will be all right tonight cause you're motoring. sweetie mingle? love, c.

4Cyndi ™™ Let's get rid of this shit, I know you'd like that too, The stuff that undermines, The best of me&youm Failure 2do so will result in failure

Dearest Racheal ™™ You flatter me constantly and I haven't met anyone like you in a long, long time. It's exciting knowing you even though the Sex Pistols were a sham. -Vicious Cid

Dear Disorder Porter ™™ Just to let you know, we all love you and your bearded ways. The light of our lives, never change a hair on your furry little head.

As prospects diminish ™™ As nightmares swell, Some pray for heaven, While we live in hell, My life's the disease, If you get yours from heaven, Don't waste it-Happy 13th.

CHRIS ™™ My fantasies are threatening to become timid and tame unless the true ones are realized. I need a genius. I want a giant. Release me if I can't inspire you.

E.J.B ™™ Will you marry me? JK, I know the answer. What would I do without you? It's been almost 8 years. I love you very much. -Jay

Can't get to sleep ™™ For tears burn through eyes, Covered in graces, Of silvery purple, And thickened lashes, Bleed down faces, Undisturbed by hands, Clutching heart, Waiting for pain to dispell.

You're so monkey ™™ From West Seattle to San Diego to Blaine st. to Roosevelt to Capitol Hill to France to Bartertown, you were always my favorite pillow. luv, Margaret

Penguin ™™ We've built our castle in the sky, with our dreams. Laid the foundations, with "I Love You". Missing are the walls, to protect our life together. Let's build! Love, Rabbit

Jennifer ™™ I love you more than this little package can possibly say, but the big package will be under the sheets on Valentines day. Love,Woob

Shark! ™™ Shark!!

CanWelOOk ™™ ThruTheVScatalog.... 2gether..... as I wOOdLuV2b Naughty WithU.... (giggle.... giggle)

Gregory ™™ Thanks for brilliant conversation, spectacular oral sex, and Vipassana. May our love last long enough for me to wrinkle like a raisin by your side. I Love You!

BiTe Me ™™ (please)

life is better ™™ When you're here morning time is good especially when I wake you up with my morning wood

Kit ™™ I hope this valentine's day you find your sexy elf. If not just day dream about you, Legolas, and Strider. -Zookie Cookie

Hey you little June Bug ™™ Do you remember the 21st night of September, when I took your little hand in mine and went into the alien garden ? Love, your Jasoney.

I ran away from love ™™ I ran I know not where, Until the day I ran to you, I knew that I was here, Here to spend my life with you, Our ties, they could not sever, Here to raise our kids as one, Agy, I'll love you forever

b.hel ™™ My sweet pookus, I love you more than the world, and then some, and you've made me the happiest lady you'll ever know, tons of love, yer shnookums

Thacker, Biscuit ™™ Kelseah, Na Na and Jacob-Life would be the same without the craziness in our household. Thank you for all of your love and support, you crazy fuckers. -Ness-

To our kitten Vivian Q ™™ Your pussycats are missing you, stroke our fur, and make us mew, change our litterbox cause it's full of poo. Toll in grass-love pussycats.

Jeni-o ™™ Miss you lots and lots. You're too shy. Soon you will find a love as pure as ours, whorphan. COME BACK TO SEATTLE! Much love-Annie-o

DCG ™™ Your heart IS a stone. I tried SO hard to make your heart sweet but you refused to be My sweetheart. Maybe someday you'll care about your Mistress.

Chelchie ™™ How do you say marshmallow backwards-cause I think we both know. I miss you prime-time. Hugs and Kisses and everything else-Annie

Matt ™™ I want to cut off your head and fuck your eye- sockets. Daddy thinks it's better that way. Come my way soon, much love--Annie

Sarah and Carly ™™ You guys are the worst roommates EVER. Just kidding, whorphans. Love both of you like I love cigarettes and pickles (and beer). Pohscusemee?? Love-A

Betty ™™ You frighten me. But I can't get enough of you. Come back soon, but don't worry-I got your number. Starts with a high and ends with a life.

The Corey ™™ I miss you lots, and love seeing you when I do. I wish you nothing but the best, which will happen because its supposed to. Annie

We share understanding ™™ love and great sex, I love you. How do you deal with me sometimes, I am the most difficult person. My love, I appreciate you so much.

Billy ™™ You are one of the most beautiful people I have ever meet, even if we just stay friends you have my heart by just being who you are. Tiffany

Happy Valentines day ™™ soul mate! You are one of the only people who understands me. You're my bestest friend ever. Hope this fake holiday is good for you, "lifetime partner!"

Hello Valentine!!! ™™Hello Princess Bobbi, Hello 7 months, Hello love, m1 aka chief

Tone-loc ™™ Glad to have you join our family, However disorienting it might be, Livin with three girls-that's hot, Win the lottery, Then we'll be your groupies

Riah-Child ™™ You know what they say about polar opposites... They don't push away...(It's funny 'cause it's true!)... With Love From The-Girl-Who-Always-Wears-Shoes

EKKKKA ™™ We need you cause you know that we're fiends, You'll always be our big busted german slut, muffin and puddin miss ya jelly bean kisses

Keegan ™™ Too bad you're filled with rain, hail, storm clouds and forecasted blizzards. Especially when I'm so bright and sunny. Come to Seattle so I can kick ass. Love, A.

Kiss-Me-Kate ™™ Can we waste away in Sherman Square? Play Strip Poker in the Indiana House? Con some kids to take us to Portland? Let's be drunken Irishmen and never forget... Love, L

Bradley ™™ you told me you were good at everything. come may, let's see if it's true? wish you were here. send more pics! I love you.

Since Nobody else ™™ will say it to me, Happy Valentines Day Sarah Z

Siri. Goddess ™™ Are you in love with your sadness? I sometimes think it's funny that you are the only one who does not know how beautiful you are.

Heather Heath Heather ™™ There were never such devoted sisters. All kinds of weather we stick together...two different faces but in tight places we think and we act as one.

Jaymee ™™ Keep the tie, just don't puke on my head again. Let's have Thanksgiving every day. Co-no-co rulez. Love, Elaura Dannon

hi baby ™™ I want you to know loud and clear I LOVE YOU all the time no matter what so don't be a sucka. from your girl

Joely ™™ You are the cherry on top of my sundae. I like you. I really, stinkin' like you. And you have the biggest cock in the Coast Guard. Love, Haani

To Samantha ™™ Love Derrick. Where is the light that I recognize, Where is my friend when I need you most gone away, Hey child stay wilder then the wind

Mary ™™ with you every moment is perfect. The way our paths have joined this year is amazing. I look forward to many more days and nights of gold stars, great wine and trivial pursuit. I LOVE YOU with all of me. Eric

To the girls ™™ (Eileen, Nicole, and Jenny) I have known you guys for the at least ten years, and though all the bullshit and attitude you guys still love me. I just want to tell you thank you.

Sam ™™ I have only known you for a short while, but I am going out on a limb by telling you that I like you. And this endeavor could go a lot smoother if you could give me some sort of sign. Please

Dear ™™ You are the only Cornish bastard who is not a pompous, arrogant, pretentious cock. It's not comedy that's in your blood, it's selling out. Prudence

BEAN!!! BEAN!!! ™™ With the sound of trumpets blown by tight lipped dolphins, I profess my love for you. Mexican cuisine and sassy pants margaritas have never been better. Drummer boy

MW ™™ You're still ????????????? ???????????????? finally being your Valentine.Let's see what happens after we have our very first kiss! LW

BIG D ™™ Happy V D! Ready for that mean pot of coffee and to be your photographer. Let's do it. R

R BRO ™™ I hope this V D is the best ever! Not quite a year but you still drive me crazy. Love you. Euro & Blucy

Bern ™™ You were my first but not my last. Thanks for all the wonderful memories, where ever you are. ps The head you gave was and still is the BEST! H.T.

Lori ™™ Been trying to find you so say I'm sorry. We were young and made mistakes. I hope this finds you well and happy. ps Thanks for all the hot sex! -b

Brian G. ™™ In our 8 years together my love for you has only grown stronger. You Will Always Be My Fairy Tale Princess.I Love You So Much. Tom H.

Sweety, Pumpkin ™™ We've been through the ups and downs and are closer today than ever before. Thank you for loving me, you are my heart and soul. Love Lumpy Gerbilchunks

UNCLE ISAAC ™™ YOU FUCKIN RULE! LIKE BACK IN THE DAY AT THE OLD RAVENNA PLACE WITH THE CROWN AND FILM AND ALL THE WEED! OR SWEATER ON THE BEACH.

Myrtle Beach '89 ™™ Thanks for the hot sex under the boardwalk, the balcony and on the floor in the crowded bedroom. I think my rugburns finally healed ;)

Adam ™™ Thank you for being the best boyfriend ever. I miss you and look forward to making up for lost time when I return. Love you so much, your Sweetie.

Kelly ™™ your Roses are Red, your Toys are Blue, I wrote this Valentine just for YOU!! Be My Valentine Your Blonde Amazon

Ian Ian Ian Ian ™™ Ian Ian Ian Ian. These are the thoughts in my head can't wait to be your life, I mean wife... happy valentines...love, S.

i'm the FIrst who has given ™™ you what the whole world owes you and what you should demand of all. all my love and respect. TURKISH

What about our love?? ™™ how did we find each other...Because were lucky. I love you so much my hunsen. You are the love of my life.

The Divine Ms. A ™™ I 3 you, even though we don't see each other all so much anymore. Still here for you wherever. kiss kiss. The other Ms. A.

Hey gorgeous ™™ Everyone thinks this is the dumbest thing ever. They're right, but we're right too. xoxo

SLUMBER PARTY CRUE 2003 ™™ I'll do your nails if you do my hair. I love you guys. A

WILSON ™™ I FEEL AS THOUGH I KNOW YOU NOW BETTER THEN I EVER HAVE. YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A BLESSING IN MY LIFE. YOU TRUELY ARE MY EVERYTHING..CHELS

Ms. M ™™ DANCE SEXIER!!! I'll buy you a drink if you promise to grind with your boyfriend. I love you honey. A.T.

Your love & pokey ™™ pokey means the world to me! -Turbo

CJ121 ™™ tho we are distant, i am only a heartbeat away. forever. 143 all day and all night.

CARLY ™™ I admire from afar and am afraid you are already taken. Prove me wrong and ask me out? Pub Burger

YOU ARE ™™ the heat vent that warms my toes on winter mornings. Love, A

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ™™ You are my best friend and I don't know what I would do without you in my life!! I love you DOOOOOOGGGGG.

DANI ™™ You are my girl, my soulmate. You and me forever. "There's milk in those." Love you girl.

RAELYN ™™ Through all the bullshit, we still remain close. I love you girl! Meggie

DEAREST MY ™™James Dean lookalike: Wish I had the nerve to kiss you. You drive me crazy with your mysterious eyes and confidence. Maybe one day I'll be able to be that close to you once again. Do YOU want to be my valentine? There's a steel coffee cup in it for you, maybe even the skinny one.

HOT DRIPPY LOVE! ™™ Happy anniversary Tomoss. I love you, HT

THE WAY YOU WHINE ™™ whine about burnt shots, SUVs with american flag stickers, and popcorn eaters in the theater. You know who you are! L

DIG ™™ You suck. Lush

IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS ™™ since we last talked. I hope you know I still think of you and miss you. I will always love you.

P-MATT ™™ Let's move to the south of France and create art, not babies. I love you, Vida

GUIDO B ™™ Thanks for the memories, Valentine. We may not be together, but I still love who you are. Here's to a great time in Buenos Aries. Love, Sarah

GELATO GODDESS ™™ Red-headed purveyor of sweet-tooth bliss, you served me gelato and your beauty made this simple pleasure that much grander. Thank you.

ALLISON ™™ JP is looking for you.

HAYDEN BABY ™™ You are my kiwi love god. Dance the hooka for me, around my shiny pole of joy. Signed, fidsy

HOLIDAY ™™ Happy first Valentine's Day. Thank you for letting me be your Mommy. Te amo, Mommy

HYNCHUL ™™ Jeg elsker deg! Thorkitty

TERRY ™™ I love you, you love the dog, the dog loves DJ, DJ loves me. It works out somehow.

OUR HEARTS QUICKEN ™™ and I inhale deeply, feeling us. I inhale and take your breath away. I know you're craving and waiting to exhale. See me. We equal love! Magenta

TOO MY BUG ™™ This will be our second Valentine's Day together, which makes me the luckiest boy in the whole world. Be with me always, okay? I love you, Boo

I'D FOLLOW YOU ™™ through time, 'Til it's not worth living, And if somewhere there's a sign, That I just don't know, Then I just won't show you.

CALL ME ROMANTIC ™™ But I'm frantically fucked up, I had a picture, Sentimentally flawed, Pretty hard to ignore, In my soul.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT ™™ the way you talked was neat, And I dreamed that when you speak, you speak to me, But you're always out of reach, And I can't control my speech, And I'm scared that when we meet, I'll want to touch you.

WHO NEEDS ™™ a stinky relationship when you've got kick-ass friends like Becca and Jason? Who needs money when you have family like Cami, Mom and Dad? I love you guys! Michele

I LOVE MY POOPCHUCK ™™ Tiger-face buddy!!!! Why? 1) Hammer and Sickle Hammer and Sickle!; 2) He makes me feel so dirty!; 3) The whole monster thang...; 4) I'm his Panda pook.

ROB ™™ You're the bestest friend a cancerian poop talker could have--that ain't no jibba jabba! hope you find someone thrilling to give you a love hangover on the 15th!

TO THE COMPLINE CHOIR ™™ You bring love to the heavens! And to one not in Seattle!! Happy Valentines Day! An Oregon Listener

BUCOCKULAR ™™ My sweet and fiendish one, you are the best and meatiest I have encountered. You are a delicious keilbasa in a world of simple and barely tasty breakfast links. Thank you for filling my life up with goo. We love you! Maisie and Mommy

CUTICUTIMONKIBOOTI ™™ You're the best thing that ever happened, even if you are a stinkybuttmonki. Love, Chipmunk (not-a-monki)

JESSE F ™™ Damn Tam dog is that Tigger on your shirt? I know O-Town is your favorite. Thor

YOU ARE ™™ the most sexy mom-to-be a husband could ask for. Thanks for everything my diva!

ROB ™™ Thanks for being there, cuz, ya know...I kinda like you and stuff. And for remembering my birthday. Michelle

JAMES ™™ Happy Valentine's Day sweetie! I love you more than anything, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. XOXOXO, your babe-a-licious Hussy Girl

YO BRANN SLANGE! ™™ You sure know how to use that hose. But I think it lights more fires than it puts out! Lucky me! Your Norwegian Blaapus.

TO ALL MY FAVOURITE ™™ Seattle freaks: Thanks for sending me Alan for Christmas-- best present ever! Lots of love, Ellen

HI DAWN! ™™ I love you a whole lot. Happy St. Valentines day! Aaron

DEAR CHRIS & DEVIN ™™ Thanks for working hard to focus so I can keep coming to school and thanks for taking great care of me on the playground. Stuff

CRYSTAL ™™ It's too bad psuedo is the only kind of boyfriend I'll ever be. But, unrequitted is always the best anyway. p.s., I miss your face too. Your Rock Star.

HENNIFERO, MEM, NIPSY OR MEG ™™ Have a happy Valentine's Day from Bobble-opolis! It's great living in the same city as you!

EN ™™ You keep my tea warm, Brush my hair out of my eyes, Drink me with your heart.

HEATHER ™™ On Mother's Day, it'll be a year since I last saw your smile. My days are still pointless without you. Where's the cure to this? Love Always, Daniel

CAROLINE B ™™ Somebody loves you in Atlanta, okaaaay? Keep rockin' that Levi's haircut and doin your damn thang. Love and Kisses, Kate

BAMBI ™™ I love you more each day and I just want to tell the world that I love you so. I love I love I love every little thing about you baby. Monk

MARIAH ™™ Every day I love you even more. Thanks for putting up with me. Rev. Sam

PING! ™™ Heidi, you are the sweetest little duckling in the whole world. I adore you from head to toe. Eight years of sweet bliss, in our tiny apt. downtown. I thank and praise God for every inch of you every day. All my passionate love and kisses, Christopher

SUPER TIGER BANG BANG ™™ You are far too lovely to be called asshole. We're warm in Jan and our dreams are coming true. Your my best friend.

YUMMY DAN ™™ YLT,D? I heart you and I am glad we are BFF! YCNB! YD&M! Love, Micah

MOLLY B ™™ I loooove you! I am your devoted Vegan snack-cake. Teenhulk

SWEET SISTER SCHMOOPY! ™™ We miss you. SB misses you. Her beaches are sad, her skies are blue without you and Marshmellow hasn't been the same since you left. A&R

MR. KICK ™™ We all want a better life, just look at those stars, over and over we flatten the clovers. Does the music follow us or do we follow the music? Truly, madly, deeply. A.

ANDREA ™™ Princess, you are the strongest woman I know. Also, the most talented. Leave those frozen bananas alone you're too much for them.

HKT ™™ You are beautiful and amazing and I think you're wonderful.

ADI 80 PP ™™ What the heck are you doing in this Seattle paper? Adi Orange Soda Pop, my dear friend. I can 't wait to get a coffee and show you our city.

BRIAN ™™ Joy, a cloudless blue sky in winter. Daffodils in early spring. A meadowlark's song. A breeze rustling an oak tree's leaves in summer: waking up with you. Jennifer

PETOBLAM ™™ Barf. Yay!

SHARKGIRL ™™ I can't wait to play house with you. You're my best friend above and below the ocean waves. Though the fruit is dry, I'm not. I loves you.

STEPH, ANG, E-BUG, SAM 'N SADIE ™™ You're the wasabi on my sushi, the piminto in my olive, the cheese on my crackers. Love you, C-bell

MEAN ™™ You are the light of my life, the wind beneath my wings. XOXOXO, Hoe

BLAAPUS! ™™ I love you more every day! I feel like the luckiest man in the whole wide world and can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together. Love, flammepus

TO SUSAN ™™ You made me feel like I finally belonged to someone. I love you because you made everyday with you seem like Valentine's Day. Love, Tommy

FUDGE, PACKER? ™™ Maybe I'm not the cold bitch I pretended to be. Promise you can get the bieber keeters. Love, Pinky

CHOPPER ™™ You are the epitome of all beauty... you leave me breathless. You're my blueberry kiss on a gloomy day. I'll love you forever and ever and then some, Aqua-net.

TO MY BABY BOY ™™ My bouncing non-stop boy, my almost 3 year old boy, my sweet boy, my stinker boy, my smart boy, my punk boy, my most amazing boy ever--we love you! Love, Maw-Maw & Dah-Dee

MUTTIN ™™ My love. May our surfboards smash and our tanks leak air. May we always be stranded together in paradise making monkey love. Aloha! Love unconditionally, Mop

MY LOVELY HUSBAND, PUNKS ™™ Six years going strong, you truly mean the world to me. I adore you, B.

MY SUNSHINE ™™ I'm not as scared of your relatives as you should be of mine. Will we dare to put these people in the same room? J

LITTLE BEAR ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie! I'm thinking of you as I drive 10 hours to Ohio. A Valentine's Day surprise is on it's way! I love you, Troubadour

MILOSELLISSOVAVICH ™™ You're damn right you suckered me in, and I couldn't be happier. I loooo- oooo-oooooove you, even when I'm crazy. Especially when you drive me crazy. Petunia

POOKY POOTERS! ™™ I loves my girl! We still together!! And a happy family no less! You are my best friend, my LAH -VAH and I Ruv you.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ™™ to the two loves of my life: Surgar Sacks and Sweat Sock. Love, Trev

UHHM ™™ Dykey grrl meets faggy guy. She cooks Mexican, which he then eats with chopsticks. 4 boys amongst us. Let's do it in a yurt! CB

PRINCESS TIF-FANNY ™™ of the fifth House of Cups: Valentine's day sucks, relationships suck, even you and I suck, occasionally. Forget this retarded holiday and come get trashed with me. Leenie

PATTY ™™ You're still my one and only, and I love you like a forest fire! Forever feels too short when I think of you. I love you. Eric

HEY ALL MY ™™ beautiful friends out in Seatown. Just wanted to drop a line to tell y'all I miss ya and I can't wait until we are ruinited. Love Zummi

PRINCESS GRACEFUL ™™ After we snorkle ourselves With touchling hands our Tides slowly breathe entwined. I love you all ways and always. Your Clumsey Bear

ROBIN ™™ I love you & thank you for the boy. Tony

DEBRA ™™ You are immune to my charms. Unimpressed by my looks. Bored by my stories. You are all I want and more. You'll never know until you try!

HEY THERE GEORGIE BOY! ™™ I know you hate this "Manufactured Holiday" but I am would be thirlled if you would be Mine... I choo, choo, choose you!

BOBBY KARATE ™™ and Barbara Pronsato, David and Christina Ford, Matt Conlin. I miss the pinkie ring!!! Tuna can mmkah. Love, C. Commons

GOOD GIRLS OF SEATTLE ™™ Where are you? LDB

JELLYBEAN ™™ I'm loving you! Love, Your Tiger

SUNSHINE MELISA, SUNSHINE MELISA! ™™ You're hair is as lovely as your laugh! Sunshine Melisa, Sunshine Melisa! I hope our friendship always lasts! Sunshine Melisa, Sunshine Melisa! Try and lay off of the crack!

KB ™™ I was so scared to tell you how I felt. So scared that I didn't. Now my worst fears are my reality--you are gone. I love and miss you more than you could ever know! I luv U! Please call me.

TO MY BEAUTIFUL ™™ smart and passionate Scottish lassie. I love you so much. Marbles

GRANDMA ™™ No one tinkles quite like you. Love, Punchy your favorite Oinker.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LITTLE SCOUT! ™™ Oceans of Love From Mommy.

SPECIAL BOYFRIEND ™™ There's no one I'd rather sing the "good morning" song to than you. Ilove you, Special Girlfriend

HETHIR FARR ™™ Those big blue eyes, your little wonderful feet, your nose--the way it turns up right at the end, your gigantic ass. My friend, my partner, my cohort, my teammate, my sista, my around the way girl, my life coach, my wet nurse. Be my valentine. M

HOTSAUCE ™™ I hope that all your dreams come true. Mine certainly have. Je t'aime, Candypants

KERI ™™ You're the shit. Only someone as wonderful as you could make it worthwhile living in a barren, frozen place such as we do. Love always, Marc!

ATTENTION TARA D! ™™ Your smile lights my way, the way the light reflects off your braces and blinds me. LOVE! Damn it! Love is all we have. Be my valentine. M

GREG G.™™ I still think about you, even from NM! Assuming you think of me too, contact me. I miss you.

TO MY TWO POPS ™™ James and Niki: Just wanted to say I adore you both and you make me the happiest sonny-boy ever. Heart forever, Neil

MODEST MOUSE BOY ™™ Let me be your Modest Mouse girl.

CAPTAIN DESCRIBO!! ™™ Your clever descriptions of everyday objects is a constant comfort to me. Keep up the good work! Love, The Secret Squirrel

TO MY HISTORY FRIEND *A ™™ My love and appreciation for you grows, despite our distance. I could never have asked for a better friend, and you make me feel blessed. Victoria

PUNCHY! ™™ Even though we don't live together anymore, I still love you. I hope you escape from the asylum soon. Love and hugs, Grandma

MARYROSE!! ™™ When life gives you lemons, punch it in the neck! Thanks for all your support, I truly appreciate it! I love you! Heidi

ALTHOUGH YOU'RE IN EVERETT ™™ and I am in San Francisco, not an hour goes by when I don't think of you. I can hardly wait to see you again, Micky. JP

GPC2C ™™ I send you love from afar on this day of cupids and hearts. Sent cookies instead of a pie, 'cause it seemed more practical. Wish you were here! Much love, V.O.

MAMA! ™™ You are the best mama in the world! We are so happy to have you all to ourselves! Would you be our Valentine? Loveandhugs andkisses, Heidi, Laura, Leighton!

MURDEROUS VIOLET ™™ You are a refreshing dew drop in my murky pool. Enjoy yourself on this most unpleasant day. Robo

ANGRY LITTLE LOUD THING ™™ Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true; you're a pal and a confidante. Love always, Kathy

TO MY BIG LOVE-DOG, MR. SPARKLE ™™ I love you because you feed me bacon and give me kisses and that's all I'll ever need. Always, Roxy

KATE ™™ Thanks for being hot. Love, Guypal

ANA L. ™™ Come back! Oly misses you, and I miss you, too. Alex.

BUTT PEBBLE ™™ Let's keep plugging away! I love you.

DEAR JAKE ™™ It's always prime-time on Wangalodeon with you. Be mine for good. Love, Dave

PIGLET THE OBSCURE SAYS: ™™ "Candy and flowers are nice, but I'd rather get some FEET."

ROSS ™™ Sorry I broke up with you before Valentine's Day. You're still a wonderful person and a devoted friend, and for that I love you. Forever and ever, Katherine

I DREAM ABOUT ME ™™ and you, in Seattle, on my kitchen floor, with Raskie, some marshmellows, and a drippy panini. Care to join?

TIM. H. ™™ Happy V-Day, bro. I love you! Magenta

JENNI ™™ I would sail my tin ship anywhere for you! Forever, Bubble-Headed Boy

HEY, ALEX! ™™ Will you be my brother? I've always wanted one, and you seem like the perfect boy for the job: adorable, hilarious, talented, intelligent. Much love (in a platonic sense, of course).

FLASH ™™ My skin hunger keeps me coming back for more. You mean a lot to me.

LAURA SMILES ™™ "You spin me right 'round baby, right 'round, like a record baby, right 'round, 'round 'round." Be my valentine mutha fucka.

TO THE WORKING GIRL IN MAGNOLIA ™™ Happy Valentine's Day!! Get out and play!!!

IB'S ™™ Happy red heart's day! Miss you gals! Hope to see you in NY.

E.Y. ™™ You are the BEST! I luuuuuv you! I'm so excited to get to have 2 Valentine's Days with you. Keeses, A.H.

KARI ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Thinking about the "red" party. PB

TOM AND MONTSE ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Sending you lots of colorful hearts, PG

LENNIS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you get something real sweet to eat/keep it with you! M.M.

YOU ™™ Handsome in red, four hours...we ended up talking after the heart freaked, why no more adventures? Me, Pretty in Pink

I LOVE YOU MARANGATNAG ™™ You put the Roll in my Rock, and when you're near, my booty starts-a-shakin. You make me hotter than all the rockers in hell. B

SO NO I SAW U ™™ Juliana, this is for you. My crush has never diminished. Love, Alex.

WHAT A COUPLE YEARS ™™ it's been, huh? I love you more than ever, Holly. Munky Kong.

DAN, JESS, JASON, KELLY, JEFF, DREW, GREG ™™ and everyone else that I left behind. I MISS YOU!! Chicago sucks! It is too fucking cold here. Love, Marc!

TO MY BABY ™™ After 8 Months, I haven't been happier at any other time in my life. I can't imagine being with anyone else. XXOO, Cabana Boy (the Fart-o-Matic)

TO VANESSA ™™ I know the waiting is hard, believe me--it's harder for me. Love you forever, Popeye

THANKS ™™ for the records.

TO THOSE I MISS ™™ Every raindrop that you see is a tear shed while thinking about you. Chicago would be much warmer if you were here. Love, Keri

MOM-O ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Tickling you with pink, luv you!! Miss B

DAD ™™ We love you bunches!! Ophie & Kess

I FEEL LUCKY ™™ every single day that I'm with you. Tigs.

HEY SOLDIER BOY!!! ™™ Damn your mad logic and aloof demeanor! Four years is a long time: keep in touch. Miss you, love you. Keep Yaffa safe.

JACKIE WHITTLE ™™ Hey you son of a bitch! Be me valentine, or I'll kick you square in the ass. M

SHOUT OUTS TO MY FAVORITE PEEPS ™™ Kelly, Gillian, Anya, Janet and, if she's out there, Emily. Here's to you, rad babes! Love, Snuffy Smith

DAN B ™™ Being with you is like Sunday mornings, like two-ply instead of one-ply, like getting rid of VD, like watching the sunrise high on speed. Be my valentine.

ANGELA B. ™™ You've made my heart soar again, you sweet thing you!!! I've never, ever had a better Valentine--'cause there isn't anyone better, anywhere. Charming angel eyes, I'm yours. Tiffany J.

MICHELLE S. ™™ Hold me.

NESSA MONSTER! ™™ You engorge my heart with love, and my loins with lust. Love you!

MEGS ™™ You are never allowed to eat hummus around me again, but I'll always be grateful to be the one to pet your head at night. I love you. M

BLUE EYES, SOFT LIPS ™™ Time without you is no bueno.

JODI ™™ You make me do the robot without shame. You are quite possibly the best polka dancer in the Pacific Northwest. I love you and your magic fingers. Love, Peter

ALLISON AT BASTYR ™™ I always see you at Farina, and I've been hoping to see you out some Sunday, but it hasn't happened in a while. Skip that early class and find me on the dancefloor. D

DAVID ™™ Waking up next to you, Feeling your soft lips, Against my cheek, against my chest, Whispers, touches, kisses, Bringing happiness to my world. Love, Billie

JEANNETTE ™™ When you think I've had enough, From your sea of love, I'll take more than another river-full, And I'll make it all worthwhile, I'll make your heart smile.

TREAIR ™™ Happy Valentine's Creampuff!! Hey, nice pants! Thum-body loves you. Mikey

BILL IN KUWAIT ™™ You're so fine, I wish you were mine. Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite Marine. M

BIG BIG GIRL ™™ Thank you for making all these wonderful meals. Thank you for letting me get behind you. I love you. Nose Picking Fool.

IT'S A GOOD THING ™™ that I'm totally over you, otherwise this Valentine's Day would suck! Signed, Me. p.s., I love you.

FREDERIC ™™ My beautiful French Canadian lover, you are so hot and I can't wait to see you today. I love you. Your Anglo Girl.

TIFFANY ™™ My love! Happy Valentine's Day, you sweet thang!

OH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN ™™ Live long and strong!

WOODY ™™ You're the caramel in my chocolate heart. Let's get some ice cream and be bad boys this year! Happy VD , Little

SWEET BABY LOVE OF MINE ™™ You are the sexiest, hottest, most loveable creature ever!!! My favorite place is in your arms or on your thighs! Love, lust, and adoration

MY OCEAN-EYED EM-CEE ™™ I'm crushing the sloeberries almost now...painting purple trees on your back is a forest of star whispers... it's all about the secret spice, baby. R

SWEET SEATTLE ™™ I love you so much! One day I'll come back to you.

TO JOHN A. ™™ You have been my true Valentine for my whole life, only you didn't know it until now. I'll love you for ever. R

BOBBLEHEAD ™™ Excessive drool is but one of the things I adore about you. B

MEEGS!!! ™™ Always the prettiest girl I know! I love you very much! Boobs!! You look sexy in lingerie! My favorite person ever! Let's get it on! Beegs

YOU DIDN'T RUN ™™ when things looked bleak. Happy Valentine's Day to Xanadu, Rio, Elissa, Sara, Eric, Scott, Kat, Jeff & James too. I hope you really read those pamphlets.

RODNEY J. ™™ I love you. I am (and always will be) here for you. You make me happy, I am proud 2b your girlfriend. Keep "it" up. Your crazy girlfriend

THAT GUY FROM MY FRENCH CLASS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, that is, if we're still dating by the time you read this. Sporadically yours, That Girl From Your French Class

MEGAN P. ™™ Why would you need a boyfrind on Valentine's Day when you have such an awesome sister like me ALL-YEAR-ROUND?? Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Shannon

CAITLIN ™™ My equally negative accomplice, we know how to party like no one else. With our scandalous escapades and vast knowledge of underground music, we are truly the coolest. Chloe

BEAN & BAGEL ™™ Time has passed. And yet I still want your ass. I am down south. But I am in need of your mouth. Blite

TO MY SWEET MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Every spare Michigan second I'm thinking of you. Can't wait to nibble on those ears. Love, Betsy

2 MY SWEET GP ™™ and all her fuzzed red friends and otherwise a thousand stars of gratitude for flapjacks camp vouchers Canada fizzy water fuzzy mornings and fantastic pharmaceutical-free therapy. U R the moon. I'll be your night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB! ™™ No wonder you're such a sweetheart, born on Valentine's Day! From K.B. & the Phathouse Gang

TO TY, MY SUPERHERO OF SWEETNESS ™™ I love you almost as much as I loved your teenage mullet! Our super powers must be the ability to put up with each other. XO, Your Good Woman

ALEX!!! ™™ You're a dreamboat. XOXO

TO ALL MY SHAREHOUSERS ™™ Kudos and all the karma the universe can afford! You guys are the best! Laura loves you!

BOMB-ASS OR HARDCORE? ™™ I think you're both. You rock my world with your peanut butter heart.

HAM ™™ I love you. Cheese

MY TASTY PEANUT ™™ Thank you for keeping my sasquatchies so combed and fluffy. You are the smooshiest of all the tooth beavers in the pond. I love twiddling your spelt toes and beeping your organic nose. Happy V-Day, baby, from your favorite songwriting Yeti.

IT'S SAD ™™ Illl never chase someone down the street as they rip their clothes off again. It's sad I'll never understand Pollock. It's sad I'll never be in the kitty making business. But I'm glad I got the chance.

TOES ™™ say hello.

FIGHUT ™™ fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut fighut

TRICK PRICKLY ™™ U suck. I saw u. How bout them wax lips? C'mon.

MY SWEET HEDGEHOG ™™ I love you. I hope you are always luscious and occasionally prickly. Your Silly Little Thing

TO THE GIRL WITH THE RED HAIR ™™ and the tattoo of the crab on her neck, who works at Pasta and Co. on Queen Anne: I love you!!! (p.s., I also live with you...)

J.D.B ™™ Happy anniversary. You're my bestfriend and I will love you forever. It makes me proud to be your wife. I hope that we have many more happy years together. Love, K.D.T.B

ANTIONETTE M. ™™ Near or fear; you will always be in my heart. I love you eternally. M. Marie

BABEL ™™ You are the hottest, spiciest, red-hot lovin' slice of woman mankind has ever produced. I love you, and am lucky to be your hubby. Happy Valentine's Day!! Justino

YOUR HEART ™™ will always miss me. The thought will take your breath away. I loved you once, but I changed my mind! Wishing U peace and happiness. M. Milady

DEAR MICRO HUNK ™™ You rock my world, put music in my soul, and set my heart on fire! Now gimme some lovin'! Your Rock 'n' Roll Babe

FREDERICA A.R. ™™ Happy love day, baby! I still love you and always will! You were my first--my true love! I miss you so much Tammie M.H.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SGI-USA! ™™ Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo! With love, Magenta

HANDY ANDY! ™™ ARRR!! You are my favorite pirate, and your reward is my BOOTY! You make me happy. Period. Every breath in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me. Be mine. Always. No, really. I mean it! XXO, Your Mozz Mama. p.s., Put your ass in my mouth!

KIMBERLY L. ™™ Our friendship is special to me. Happy Valentine's Day, babe! M.M.

I THOUGHT LOVE AND SEX ™™ were the same thing, then you trusted me enough for us to see the truth. Thank you for the freedom to love you even more.

MARY ALICE/BLUE MOON ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Your daughter, Spinning Wind!

GERALD S. ™™ Sweety, darling, you'll always be in my heart. You're like a brother to me. I love you! Magenta

WYOLENE W. ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, sis! I love and miss you, think of you daily. Tammie (M.M.)

POOK ™™ A chance meeting, a date to SAM, a few drinks, a kiss, and a honk honk turned into the most important night of my life. Here's to August 30. Muh.

WOMAN IN WHITE ™™ You're the most gorgeous woman in the world. I look at you and all molecular motion stops. God, you're adorable. Je t'aime mon cheri. Irish Sea

HIDDEN DRAGON ™™ I miss your kung-fu kicks. XO, Crouching Tiger

JIMMA-JAMMA ™™ I love you dear James with all of my heart, and when I think about you it makes me want to fart. Lauren

FALLING OUT OF LOVE ™™ is like falling out of an airplane. I've hit the ground. I'm looking up at the sky. Wondering why it had to end this way.

M. MILADY ™™ I love you so much!You can't begin to imagine how I feel. I wish I wasn't scared to love you.I want you to love me I want you in me! K

TO THE MOTHER ™™ of peanut pie and dooder doo: you're the sexiest bitch I know, I love you with all that I am. Jeremiah.

KD ™™ You are the most special person in the world to me. Your gorgeous eyes, and your amazing drummer arms make me melt. I want to spend the rest of my life with you! I love you Johnny!

SA DA TAY SCRAPPY-TANG ™™ A special valentine for you. Thanking you for all the hairy check book moments and yer sweet sweet hams. Luv #6, happy VD.

EROYN ™™ There is no one I'd rather dance so beautifully with than you. Love, Chicken

LIL' MADDY ™™ Kisses and hugs to you! I love you so much! Baby Connor

MISS YOU BUBBA ™™ Happy V-Day. 'Ginia and the "Pipmeister"

OH SWEET JET CITY WOMAN ™™ How I miss you! Kelly you are my number one. Love, Ken in hell.

BUNI FROM: POOPOO ™™ I am looking forward to having you as my valentine for the rest of my life. I love you.

COCOA PUFF ™™ You are the best boy ever. Stop being so fucking insecure. I am all yours, Cutie Pie. Love, The Hurricane (aka Cooter)

JONAT ™™ I love you. Chicken

ZEBO ™™ Roses are red, violets are blue, I turn you on, when I kick off my shoes. Happy Valentine's Day my furry stud loaf. Yours entirely, Zul

MATTY ™™ This has been the best year of my life, and hey, if that doesn't deserve a cheesy Stranger valentine, I don't know what does. I love you, Elle

SUPER SHORT ™™ loves David Bear!

MY DEAREST TIMI ™™ You snowshoed into my heart and I love you more than anything! XOXO, Your Sweetie

WORLD TRAVELER ™™ Welcome back. Let's fuck. J

D ™™ I love you. I know. K

MATTHEW ™™ Let's get it on!!! you know I'm not so bad--FOR A WHITE GIRL!!!! happy valentines

BSTER! ™™ What can I say? You're adorable and I adore you. I love you, I love you, I love you! Thank you for being my precious, sexy, yummy boy. Meegs

JENKINS ™™ I'd like to share more than living expenses with you--please be mine! Your bouncy neighbor, Mary Tyler Moore

DEAR TWINK ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. I love you with every part of my body, even my pee pee. XOBR

TO MY BEAUTIFUL ANNABEL LEE ™™ My heart belongs only to thee, Apart today, but not for long, Your slave I continue to be.

QUOJI ™™ Like an echo, like a parade of echoes! Lovelovelovelove love, Falimar

COCKERELFISH ™™ Strange and prickl , snarling and ripply... You're the nastiest fish in the sea.. and the only fish for me. I love thee so well, the sea doth swell!

HELLO NEW LITTLE BABY IN MY TUMMY ™™ Thailand is amazing and your Thai daddy and I love you already. Julie M.

TO MY EVERLOVIN' ™™ monkey spankin, putz wackin, hottie ogling, king daddy! With sexy, rainbow- colored toes, I absolutely adore you. If only I were ten years younger. Love you bunches!

MAXIMILLIAN ™™ I wish things had turned out differently. I miss you. Tina

TO MY PUMPKIN PIE ™™ I love you. Thanks for sticking around. XO XOXO, Angel

KATIEJEAN ™™ You are the hottest thing in hotpants! I love you sooo much. Love, ChuggahMah Nuggah

CHICKEN BUTT ™™ Thank you for everything. I love you very very much.

DEAR UNO ™™ Yer my bestest friend, my arch nemesis, my equal, my sparring padna', my boy-o numero uno. Thank you! Hello! I love you! J. Hotpants

AUSTIN DARLING ™™ We will someday hitchhilke to California Hippie Paradise, but until then it's strawberry mango curls, dirty dreads, and parties till 8 in the mornin'. Rock on. Chloe

MARCO ™™ I don't need V-Day to tell you how much I adore you. You are amazing, and after three years we are still on an incredible journey. Love Jessica

CARMIT ™™ You are my Motek forever. I love you! Ray

SEXY BEAST ™™ You know you want me to fullfill your bicep-kissing fantasy. When are we gonna hook up??

KATHY!! ™™ You have such a grand clam.

CRABFUCK!! ™™ You are an ass, but I love you anyway. Heart, ME!!

CHRYSALIS ™™ Still thinking of you in London. You are my best friend and most adored. I could, however, use some pictures of you for the locket I constantly wear.

THANE ™™ You are the sweetest, sexiest man I've ever known. Thank you for being you! Love, Lisa

HELLO MY BEBA ™™ I wanted you and the rest of the planet to know that your Beba loves you very much... still.

KIRBY ™™ Missed you during my last visit, but fear not, I will be back! In the meantime I'll keep my eye out for those freaky trade magazines. Love from Mpls, Becki

CLUMPY ™™ What more could say love than our home away from home? The source of our liver damage and forgotten memories. Here's to more pants splitting and free cab rides. BFDS

JENICA ™™ I love you. We've came along way baby! Happy Valentine's Day!

SQUIRREL ™™ A single wisp of an invisible barrier tickles my nose. I follow. I enter a world of techno-color under the gray, bleak Seattle skies. Thank you.

I LOVE YOU, ED! ™™ You are the love of my life and I will cherish you forever. Will you be my personal fireman and put out my flame with your big hose? Love always, your sassy girlfriend Stacey

JESSICA S! ™™ Orthopedic girl--I cannot spell your last name but I love your legs, ass to floor. Wrap them around me this Valentine's Day? Tricky

STRANGER LUV ™™ Thanks y'all for a wonderful 4+ years. I miss you guys. Keep on visiting me at Barca. It means so much. XO, Me

MY SUNSHINE ™™ I don't want your body if your heart's not in it.

ROSES STINK ™™ Violets are goofooking, You know I think you are so goodlooking!

MONK ™™ rocks my socks! Stef

J. ™™ You rock my world. Everything that is sweet and cheezy, you are for real. Love love love, Suki

MR. SUNSHINE ™™ You are my sweetest dream. I wish I could die inside your eyes. Happy Valentine's Day. You're the love of my life. Prince Mister

2 DAVE S. ™™ You make every day the best. I'm so lucky to have you.

TO MY HANDSOME HANDSOME ™™ I love you with all of my heart. I am happy to know that you will always be my valentine. I love you baby! Hugs and kisses forever. Your Beautiful Beautiful

DAVID AND MIKE D ™™ You're the cutest couple since Sonny and Cher. I love you guys - happy valentines, and many more. your whore, always! -K0

L&M ™™ Get off my froggies. Fabulous

PJ ™™ I simply love you and am very thankful that you are in my life. I look forward to many, many more adventures together in the years to come! Your baby girl for always! TT

NORSEMAN! NORSEMAN! ™™ You're so divine! This Scottish girl would feel so fine! If only you'd be her Valentine! Hugs, Julie

HEY SWEETNESS ™™ I love you very much honeybear! Have a great Day! Your Sheri Treat

KANISHA ™™ You are the most generous and giving person I know. You inspire me to more than I am. I hope all is well for you. I also would like to wish you a very happy birthday. I will never forget you ever. finally you have been seen. Your Secret Admirer

CRITELLI ™™ You are a crazy bitch. we all love and miss you so much. come visit soon. love, US

YUMMMZY CINDY ™™ You are my Sweetie. You are my Lover. I love you for now And will love you forever. I've built a life with you And bought you a home. Aren't you lucky now that I wrote you a poem? Your LionMan

HETHIR PHARR ™™ Usted es como el océano y la marea pero im no realmente seguro. D'a de Valentine feliz! Sea el m'os.

FRANK ™™ With you, life... Joseph

LATTIS ™™ Take another ride to see me home. Listen to me! I'm on the stereo stereo. Oh my baby baby baby baby babe. Dede

HI HONEY BEAR ™™ I wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day and I wanted to let you know that the sausage will get eaten. Love, CS

BIGGIE TIGHTS ™™ Biggie Tights LOVES aaaw her bitches inna' hood! you know who you are - love u guys!

JANA ™™ You are the best friend anyone could ever ask for. I love you dearly, and hope you know that. Renee

DAVIS ™™ You know how we feel when we're in a session? Let's be that way with each other always! Love, KJ

THE "GENERAL" ™™ is able to drink everyday for weeks on end, lives only on tater tots, smokes anything and everything. I sure love that Ninja!

TO MY DULCINEA ™™ I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. SBM

DEAR LIAM ™™ Thanks for being so nice to me. Stuff

AUSTIN FROM DALLAS ™™ So time has passed/ and we're no longer green/ distance kisses you/ guiness is waiting. I miss you. Love Mmmichelle.

GIL ™™ You seared; the history from my lips; such freude; our palladian blissness; yours. VN

TO MY SCHNOOKIES WANDA ™™ Wow, just 3 years ago I gave you one of these valentines and now we're getting married. I couldn't have wished for more. Love Ben

CAT ™™ You are the best thing that I could have hoped for! Thanks for everything, Happy Valentine's Day and I love you! Puss

MY YUMMY MONSTER!! ™™ I desire your furry body and your burning spear! Although you can be rough, I still want your touch. I love yaz SO much!

HEY SWEETY ™™ I don't know what will come of all this, but I know you'll always be an important part of my life. I love you very much. Your Darling.

BUNNY! ™™ Words cannot express how much I love you. With each day that passes I know more and more that we are meant to be together always. Love, your Pretty Kitty

TO THE GUY FORMERLY KNOWN AS SMRGE ™™ and now appearing as the SingleMostRocking Husband Ever: I love you, the dog loves you, and the cat--he's got 7 toes, what's he know?

I LOVE YOU, DAMMIT ™™ I want to hug you and kiss you and lick you all over and love you forever. I hope that's O.K. Jeff

MXT ™™ After almost 2 and a half months of secrecy, it's wonderful to finally experience the world with you. I Love You, Emo

RICHARD ™™ My seeker, my love, the most gorgeous man I have ever laid eyes on. I am so blessed to have you here, finally. Love forever, Kahlan.

JOHN ™™ A load of Valentine's love now and forever XOXOX, The Fender Lizard

MY SUNSHINE ™™ It has been a dark winter; let's rendezvous together outside our life and reintroduce ourselves to each other again. I still believe in love at first sight. J

KREETON ™™ My love for you is like ham. I wouldn't eat you. But I love you all the same. RR

THE BENDERS ™™ Icarus on your arm. You are the hottest guy I've ever seen. I think I love you and your black lab too. p.s., What's for dinner tonight?

SUGARPLUM ™™ Thanks for loving me so much. And my new scar, too. XO

KYLE ™™ Every day of every year, my heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury... whichever you prefer. XO, Jennifer

MAGENTA ™™ You keep your heart caged, gilded by your beauty; I'll wait; someday you'll notice me &an my love 4 u. Forever Admirer. Happy Valentine's Day!

DANIEL ™™ You make it all worth it and I love more than ever. Smootches in the fun spots. Mike

OH YEAH ™™ And I'm pregnant.

DEE DEE, MY MON CHI CHI ™™ Won't you please marry me? You will, won't you? Welcome to the family. Forever, your Chunky Pony

MY PANSERBJORNE ™™ What year is this? 3? How time flies when you're buying books (and shelving)! Here's to future variations on The Grand Experiment, and all the bottles required for healthy hearts. Ever yours, Jaq

GIRL FRIDAY ™™ Put a spark in it! Love, Mr Snydah

OH, SO SO HOT ™™ Been admiring the way you walk for years now. Your smile penetrates the darkest moods. Your dance moves and your love of foods. Come and teach me some more horizontal dance grooves.

DEAREST STINKY WINKY ™™ What would I do without you spanking my asscheeks and pinching my nipples? And you don't even mind when I feel up our dogs. I love you, Pinky

YOU ARE ™™ the DIVA of my soul!

LION IN WINTER ™™ I don't have a fireplace, but that doesn't stop us from invited arson-of-the-heart. You dearsexygeekycooltendertough boycreature, it still makes me gasp when we touch. Love, Your Panther Grrl.

TO THE HURRICANE ™™ "Why do birds suddenly appear?" Because you're so god damn hot in the sack! I cherish our time togethor...especially when we're doing nothing. Always, COCO

TJ ™™ Be my brown sugar pie!

DAH-VID ™™ Happy Valentine's Day/26th Brithday! Welcome to the "late twenties." It sucks out here. The Pooper

JOHN CANTRELL ™™ You rock my world!

DEATH ™™ Your love is better than chocolate, but not as good as a taco. Mmmmm, tacos... Love, Cake

LOOBSIN ™™ Where would I be without you? Cold and alone at the bottom of the sea. I love you. Lobster

PRINCESS SNARKY! ™™ Here's to you becoming my bride and the future that we will build together. With love from the Cookerman!

I LOVE YOU CHRISTIAN ™™ and today is the best Valentine's Day I've ever had because we become one on our wedding day.

HILARY, MY IDAHO GOTHIC PRINCESS ™™ Here's to every intimate Wednesday night that we've shared with each other; I'll always love that cockhostler you call a mouth. Love, Mikey

CRETINS ™™ I love the roar of your motorcycles! Have a beer for me! Heart, Me

HEY POOPSKIE-WOOPSKIE! ™™ I love and appreciate everything you do for me... babycakes. You're so 'classic.' Happy Valentine's Day! L

HAPPY V-DAY ™™ Valerie in CO. I'll see you soon! Curtis

I LOVE THE WAY ™™ you eat those red vines out my ass. Love, Your Shtanky Boy

I WUV YOU! ™™ Pease be my vawentine!

LY ™™ I love your sexy bone. You're the most romantic man I've met. Every day I embrace our love. I'm lucky because I have you. I'm excited to see our future.

NYSSA, THE KITTEN ™™ I'm sorry for all I've done. Please forgive me. I think the world of you. The man with the big hands and feet. Sweet Dreams

ERIN N. ™™ Your art is as beautiful and bizarre as you are. I want to eat honeydew with you under a shady tree this summer. Lust, Biggie Buddha

LOLLY ™™ Thank you for being so cool. Who knew someone could want a bossy girlfriend? So give me your damn ring size already! With love, Ruby

WHEN YOUR NAME IS ™™ Scott the whole world laughs at you! Happy Valentine's Day Scotty! Love Ashley

IKE SLAYER ™™ I luuvvv you. Thanks for the kitty. Heart me and Chelsey.

TO MY HUNNY BUNNY ™™ I love you more than mac and cheese with hot dogs on the side. Love your Hunny Bunny

TO M ™™ You make me so hot. I want to touch your balls all the time. Happy Valentine's Day. From B.

TATTOO MATT ™™ You'll never know what you have to offer and how absolutely sexy you are! I hope that your heart heals from broken vows. You deserve a true love.

SANAM ™™ You are the greatest. Cuddling has never been better. Happy Valentine's Day!

MR. NOAH M. ™™ You are dumb. Get some courage, then we can makeout all the time. p.s., It's forbidden crush.

LITTLE ERIN KNOWN FOR DONUTS ™™ You are HOT, no matter what your boyfriend says!

TO A MAN ™™ of unselfish love and sincere integrity: I will follow you to the ends of the earth. I love you, BBB.

LADIE DOG, LADIE DOG ™™ U R so special to us. Kerry & Joelle

ZEUS ™™ I'll always remember dancing with you and the way you look into my eyes. Woo, woo, woo. Auntie.

KUPS STAFF ™™ What would I do without you? You make each day more wonderfully musical than the last. Your loving GM

TIFFANY, GODDESS OF LAKESIDE MASSAGE ™™ Be still my heart. Your voice, your touch... how I long to worship thee!

DEAR LIP RING ™™ We liked each other's hair, remember? I like your random acts of kindness more. Cheers, and I think I love you. K.

SHELBYEHREN ™™ Little blue heron, do you still rock the casbah? Why did you go away? I miss you.

MAURY ™™ I get so hot thinking about how you fight for my civil justice each and everyday!!!

MR. HAPPY ™™ Love yourself more! You and I are a cosmic link. I know it, and so do you! Thank you for helping me find my nasty self again. You still owe me a birthday spanking.

LAVAINE ™™ Until we meet again... In my dreams you surrender yourself and become my sex slave. I willingly take your sweet liquor.

KARL THE DENTIST! ™™ I miss your Scorpio wit, and what transpired with the Aries? Do you really rule in the house of sex? Bombay saphire martini with your name on it--all ya got to do is call.

JOHNNY BIGBOOTIE! ™™ I'm so glad you've escaped the freaks back east. Only good things can happen now! And no matter what happens, I'm glad we can be friends.

BERENICE ™™ I adore you for your wit, affection, and tenderness. Don't ever lose your amazing spirit. My entire being knows that we are blessed. I love you dearly, LEH.

ARIEL & CHASE ™™ Please come to visit soon. We are in dire need of a hot double date. Happy V-Day, Angi & Tony

JC ™™ You can't stay busy forever! I thought you were easy like a Sunday morning! For a cock gobblin' good time, you know who to call.

TO THE STAFF OF THE VERA PROJECT ™™ Be My Valentine? Thank you Shannon, Kate, James, Nick, and Melissa. And the army of volunteers. Seattle loves you.

TO HALE ALOHA ™™ I love you guys. Party at my house? XO, the Missing Roommate

CAITIE ™™ You're "trippin" if you don't know how much I love you. But I'll use this Hallmark holiday as an excuse to say it again: I luuuuuvvvvvvvvvv YOU dammit!

HEY BUNNY ™™ You remember that time we gave each other oral in the '80s room at Polly Esther's? Me too. Luv, Huggy

I REMEMBER ™™ the one time I bought you roses. I wish it was forever Santa Cruz, 1999. But I would do everything wrong again. I guess you are right.

JENEKA ™™ Have a lovely one, sugar! Thanks for being such a super friend. XOXO, the other Jen C.

TO MY "PERFECT FIT" ™™ Let's keep pissing off the neighbors. Apron Lover

CARUH GODDESS ™™ Our worlds collided for a brief moment in time, and I will never be the same again. I really do love you and miss you more than you will ever know. T

HARRIET, ED, AND ELVIS ™™ Who's the most precious in the world??? Obsessive Adorer

I CAN'T HELP ™™ but be enamoured with you. We go together like peas and carrots. Everyone who sees us together thinks the same thing. But you know what? I hate you too. Breaking up with your girlfriend, then coming out to me and getting a fucking boyfriend--ripping my heart into little pieces!!!

TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING FRIENDS ™™ Thank you for filling my heart with the love and silliness I feel every day! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Forever your gothic muppet, Michelle

MULLETS AND GUINNESS ™™ I'm glad they exist. I'll always remember our first Chinatown kiss. You're fun, witty, handsome and smart. This Valentine's Day, you have my heart! I love you.

BOO ™™ Remembering all the "good times" on a special day. From sleepy movies, to road trips that we'll always remember, to late nights studying by the fire. I can't wait for all the "extra stuff" ahead. Love, Kitty

CLIMBING ™™ Building us up, tearing me down, lifted back up we are climbing all of this time, drifting right back to the ground, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly. Yatahaze

LOLA ™™ You were the dark, now you are the night. I love you.

ME MOO! ™™ My dear David; so wonderful that you're in my life. To touch, taste, smell each other. We'll be together soon. Love, Mechi

SNUGGLES ™™ How can it be that I want nothing and yet everything at the same time? Maybe it's because I want nothing but you, and you are everything. Smiley

MONKEY HEAD!!! ™™ I sure do love you!! I'm so happy to be your wife. And, hey, guess what? I have something fur you! Happy Valentine's Day, baby. Love, D

TANITH!!! ™™ You are my baby monkey and I love you soooo! Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Love, Mumz

DEAR TYLER ™™ I think you're really cool and I'm glad I got to know you. Peace, Stuff

E ™™ Here's to schmaltzy, hearts-and-flowers holidays. I love you truly, madly, deeply. And there ain't nothin' sentimental 'bout that. Your Norwegian Bean Princess

PINKIE LEE, SASSAFRAS & CAPT. KIRK ™™ I am now, and will forever be, your own true Rubberband Mama

TO CHRISTY AT CHECKMASTERS ™™ You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known. My heart will always belong to you wherever I may go. From Your Secret Admirer.

SNUGGLES ™™ I can get high off your hugs and drunk off your kisses, but the most intoxicating thing of all is simply the way you look at me. Sunshine

POOKY ™™ I love you! Happy Valentine's Day! Sunshine

EVER SINCE ™™ the first time that I saw you, My life had started to make sense, For there is no one at all like you, You make the whore in me tense, So thank you for being alive, And will you marry me again? Happy Valentine's, Sherry!! luv, Sir Paddy

DAVID ™™ I am the mythical parking space, still here when you drive around the block. Lucky me. Love, Liz

DEAR DEIONTE ™™ I know you're super smart and a really important part of the class. I'm glad that I met you and hope I get to know you better. Love, Stuff

AMBARJITA ™™ Tu eres mi corazon. Te quiero mas y mas cada dia. No me espero ver tu cara otra vez. Te amo. R

DEAR SEATTLE WEEKLY ™™ You are so creepy. Love, mill like dew. I read The Stranger. Boo fucking hoo.

NICK ™™ I've romanced life, not dudes, until you, my sweet-degenerate, parallel opposite, and astrological fate. You draw amazing. I love you ridiculous and hope you'll tease me for years to come.

SHAYLA ™™ I still love you and always will. I will never forget the fun times we've had. I hope you can forget the bad. Krista

MOOTIE ™™ You are my density. Thank you for loving me the way you do. You are wonderful. I love you! Pootie

SEANATHON ™™ Happy Valentine's my sweet. In one year we have spent romantic times in Italy, fallen in love with a dog, and fallen for each other. I hope in the years to come we get the big house and the view! Love, Sugarpussy.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, RABBIT ™™ You're the best thing that ever happened. Being married to you rocks my socks! I love you! Your Kitty Kat

YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE ™™ Angel in warm clothing. We will meet someday.

DEAR SHINA ™™ You want my phone number? I'm too scared to give it to you. Your beauty haunts my mind. Chris

MOLLIE-POP ™™ I mees yoo!! Thanks for the light on new years, and the cellphone trick you taught me! It sparkles... like pixie pee! Mommy loves you, but I do more. Kreeton

MOENKIE ™™ You've captured my heart with your crafty ways. You are my rockin' little vixen; let's explore and see what else we find. I love you, Bear

BEANIE ™™ The love of my life, I can't believe it's only been ten weeks. You're such a good girl. Sit.

OH RUSSO ™™ Although we are far apart, you still are the pookalicious owner of my heart! Tell your nosebone Happy V-Day. Love you. Scocca.

TEET, SWEATY, FLO, BIG SIS, & THE BRAIN ™™ I love and miss all you guys! Thank you for being just as wild and crazy as I am! And of course taking care of me in my drunken episodes! Love always, Moose

SYCO LOVES JEZEL™™ Happy Valentine's, and a belated birthday lover! Crushin' Spree in 2003!!!

R. ERIN W. ™™ I love you forever. Remember. AJN

BRODIE ™™ Always a song in his heart and a blazing soul. Such a Leo.

DERRICK ™™ H.V.D. 2 the best friend I've ever had. Te quiero tanto. Samantha

DAB ™™ Love the way you f*** me. SEV

ROSE ™™ I miss you, raspberry swirl welsh girl! Did Rachael get you a neckbrace for X-mas? Don't get seduced by any super furry animals! Fear not--han ends soon. Kreeton

TIM T. ™™ I wanna be your prima ballerina! Kristina

I DON'T KNOW WHY ™™ but I can't stop thinking about you. Maybe you really were the one that got away. I will always love you.

I LOVE YOU ™™ Black Legion

SUBA TAE IN SEOUL ™™ How about rubbing some of that kimchee on my bald spot? Lets make ugly kids someday. Miss U like crazy in Taipei! Luv, Ojinga

ALICE ™™ at Rudy's in Fremont. Happy V-Day, girl!! Love you!! XO, Jen (p.s. Give Lewis a kiss for me)

TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ™™ It's not very often that we meet our soulmate, best friend, etc. all in one, but I am soooo glad that I found you, baby! I am digging on you, now and forever. Olive Juice forever!!

NASCAR MOMMA ™™ You're the best mom ever. really. and thanks for the bitchin crock pot. love always -K

E. ™™ It's been 7 and 1/2 months yet I still wake with you in my heart every morning. Funny how love is. Fred

NOAH ™™ You are a wonderful brother and will always come before any of my boyfriends. Happy Valentine's Day, Katie

TROYJAN ™™ Thanks for being there for me and putting up with me. I will love you always and forever, Heffer

SUGARS ™™ You are my Valentine and now I smacks you. Mollu & the Futch

SLOPPY PUPPY SMOOCHES ™™ to the bestest afternoon barista chick at LQA Ladro, who I will continue admiring from afar because I'm a wuss and you might be a lesbian.

OH, SESY! ™™ You know I still wuv you! Happy V-Day! Kricket with a K

KEONI ™™ I'm awake on Saturday while you're sleeping. I love you so much. I know it is difficult now with me in school. Stay strong, it will get better, I promise!

KEVIN ™™ I can't believe it's been a year since I answered your add. Look at where we are now, and imagine where we can go from here. Yours, A.

ROBERT A ™™ You have trusted me with the dearest gift of all--your heart. I need nothing else. Love always, Jen

OH DAVID W ™™ You are so swell!

KYLE, IT'S FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE ™™ This Valentine's Day, Friday February 14th 2003, all I will think about is you and what we miss out on when we are apart. Love, Kristian

SCOTTIE-2-HOTTIE ™™ You make me happier than I've ever been before. I love you more than you'll ever know, thank you for coming in to my life and being so wonderfull, my little militia kid! Meowgan

JEAN & LOYD ™™ For all you do, I love you two! With all my heart, Happy Valentine's Day. Love Tim

ROMEO FROG OR DOG? ROMEO FROM OR DOG? ™™ No, it's Dr. Feelgood and the girl is glad he's seeing new patients once again. Head, heart, and all else makes for a great package! XOXO, DDD

NOEL ™™ Rufus, Bishounen, punk rawk... all lovely, but not like you are! I miss ya, obie gal... and your lj icons kick ass! (Again, not as much as you.) Kreeton

SHAWN ™™ I loved you once. I love you twice.Your perfect blend of sweet and spice delights me. Happy Valentine's Day from the giddiest girl in the world. Carol

DAWNICA THE SWANICA ™™ Just wanted to send you a valentine. Happy Seattle. Love, Rhode Island Maria

SARAH BABY ™™ Every day with you is like Golden Gardens in August. You're the Budweiser that fills my mug. I love you for eternity, Jess.

NATASHA VOLCANO ™™ You're the best friend/ex-roomie a girl could have. Good luck finding your dreamboat. Lauren Order

ZORRO ™™ You are so wonderful! I hope you never forget how much you mean to me and everyone you know. I love you so much. Don't forget!! Tara

TONI ™™ You're the top, the Nathan panning. You're Irene Bordoni, you're a Bendel bonnet. You're the Colosseum, you're the Louvre museum. Baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top! Mark

ZECK ™™ Keeper of the keys of the lord, dig you like you dug a whole in heart. I'm no hi-class prostitute alone in a bar anymore. Love, Park Shell

ON THIS DAY OF LOVE ™™ I wanna show some real love to the truest person in my life, my Cherie. Without you I wouldn't be complete. Endless thanks and love.

SPF SWEET PEA ™™ Love reigns as we step out of our box and into ecstasy. To the future and beyond! Yours, AMF Sweet Pea

AARON ™™ Looking forward to spending our first Valentine's Day together. Can't wait to feel your sweet lips on mine. GO SONICS! (If we win, your fantasies will come true.) Love, Jeni

POOH BEAR ™™ You are forever my Valentine (or at the very least, a good f*ck). Lovin' you, The One You Could Screw Over and Over and Not Feel a Thing

KYLE ™™ It's Jaime. I love you more--and now its even in print! I'll always love you more plus 2 to whatever you say!

EDEN ™™ You will always be my valentine! I hope this favorite day for you is full of love! You know you'll always have mine! Love, Mom

JHF ™™ I love you more than you'd love to see Metallica in Dodgers' jerseys. Maybe this really will work out the way we think it will. I could only be so lucky. KRH

FROM OUR ™™ "Coastal" first date, to this morning's first kiss, from being my P.O.A. to my baby Nek Nek, Happy first V.D.!!! Your partner in crime, drama, and love, C.C.C.

YOUR PENIS ™™ is my special meat. I like to feel it while I sleep. I hope that you will give me head and hold me on the bed. Love you Baby Elephant.

I'LL SAIL AWAY ™™ with you any day, love (and I'm sure Snuggles would too!). Happy V-Day!

NIQUALMI ™™ You have set my heart on fire as well as my dreams; slowly igniting deeper into my soul. Lord knows what tomorrow will bring, but I hope it will be the the best damn bonfire ever! It's all yours. D.

WILLIS ™™ I also put many things in my stew. Your ghetto-fabulousness makes me want to dye my pubes orange.

IT IS SAID ™™ you have not lived until you have found someone to die for. I guess this means I've lived my life to the fullest. Happy Valentine's, Boo-boo-kins. Love Always, Sterling.

YOU WISHED FLIGHTS OF ANGELS ™™ sing to me so I'd get some rest. But I only need one, you see. And she's the best. Her name being that of Emily.

DRUMMER BOY FOLEY ™™ You've got the eyes, the smile and the crazy good wit. You really are the cutest Maybe someday I will make you mine Happy lovers day, Tiger.

TO MY DEAREST ™™ evil monkey sexy space robot sweet potato co-conspirator: Thanks for being so wonderful and supportive of my round the world adventures. Love Honeybee

BUTTERCUP ™™ You are my sunshine. Oh, how I appreciate your friendship. Your spirit is so beautiful. Thank you for all of your support. I look forward, with hope. You are my heart. Hope you enjoyed the show. Happy Valentine's Day.

TO ALL THE PATP FIRST YEARS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. Follow the love. Always, you are my esteemed colleagues. Yegor

MARIA C ™™ Homie, I luv you!!! Thanks for accompanying me on my adventures with Bob. And for making Holy Names... tolerable. One day, Strawberry Daiquiris and lawnchairs await! Kreeton

TO MY MUSCLEBEAR ™™ Thank you for always being there for me. I love you more than you know. Here's to 4+ years of marriage and going strong! I love you! Your Sweetie

BOWIEBITCH ™™ Rachael, you are such a stud! Remember me at Holyoke next year. Or I'll bust a cap! waitasec... is that something I killed? Hey, want some elf cookies??? Kreeton

JEN ™™ You are my bestest girlfriend! I'm so happy we're together...twin lovers! And I promise only to give you lobotomy scars of love.

DEAR JAKE ™™ I think it's cool that your dog is your best friend. Leah's mine too. I hope you stay close for a long time. Peace, Stuff

JD ™™ We should hook up again. Love ya! SD

THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES ™™ That bubbly spirit, and a smile even Narcissus himself would be jealous of. Josh, my heart belongs to you always and forever. Happy Valentine's, baby. SPR

MUNKERS ™™ You still light my fire even after 3 years! Let's hope that we can keep from killing each other and live happily ever after. Love and nibbles, Punkers

anarchistoutlaww!! ANARCHISTOUTLAWW!! ™™ We didn't celebrate V-Day together last year, and now not this year. Maybe next? Love ya' baby! J.

IS IT HEAD SHOULDER KNEES AND TOES? ™™ Or head fingers? Anyway, everyday gets better,. You make me laugh. You are a howl of light in the sleeping world. Love, Jason

HEY OLIVIA ™™ I just wanted to say I really care for you and hope we can find peace within the emptiness. Think for yourself. Question authority."Lle, i' Mela en' coiamin."

SEBASTIAN ™™ Thanks for being so gentle around me. I really like to watch you play, too. Peace, Stuff

I WISH I COULD ™™ eat your cancer when you turn black.

ATHENA ™™ African Grey Parrots are more reliable than people for true companionship. I am throwing in the towel on the human race.

TONY ™™ If I didn't have you in my life, my toothpaste would be a mess. Won't you be mine? Love, Nora

MONKEY ™™ I love you! Burdy!

YOU'RE A SPAZ ™™ But you're also my best friend. Happy freakin' Valentines Day. S

RICHIE BLUE EYES ™™ You are my Machu Pichu starshine. Looking forward to the mornings, evenings, afternoons, and nightimes ahead. The cities to the deserts--we'll see it all! Love, T.

FALLOPIA ™™ I am so happy we are best friends and lovers.Thank you for staying by me thru it all. This adventure is only beginning! Love, Testocles

JIMMY ™™ Mr. Amazing Pants. I love you so much!!!! You're my fella. My handsome Peanut. XOXOX, Sugar Beet

DARLING JUJU ™™ I love it when you tap that ass. Marry me in front of the Zapopanita? Love, Tibby

PEANUT! ™™ You are the best. I can't believe I am so lucky to have found you!! I love you honey. I wanna grow old and senile with you!! Mwah!! Your Girl

TOM & TINA ™™ I love you guys so flippin' much! Even if you is some crazy ass bitches, you are darling to me. XO, McBabe

COCO ™™ You are a dumb whore. In a good way, baby!! I like you best when you're loaded. Thanks for being such a good friend, yo. XO, Jen

SNACKDOWNERS UNITE! ™™ One day meats, cheeses, pate and wine will be ours again! flo, KP, Hake, Jugs--you are a delicious bunch. Love, L-Sat

HEY ASH! ™™ I know you've been having a hard time lately, but I just want you to know I love you! We're gonna be friends for life. Love, Max

YOU WON MY HEART ™™ 6 months ago at the LRH. And you've held my hand every day since. Thank you for always being you. Happy Valentine's Day my darling!

LEX RUTHLESS ™™ From one angel to another: I love you! Will you be my Seattle Valentine? Yours, Go-Go

MARK ™™ Je suis la fille que l'on colle Avec elle, tout est possible. Roller Girl

HELLO SWEETY ™™ I love you more than anything in the world. You are the best!!!

MRS. H. ™™ loves the Boo! Cubs in five!

HONEYBEAR ™™ Thank you for these past six years. You have given me love for my heart, ideas for my mind, and humor for my smile. Love you! Stinks

BIG SEXY MAN ™™ Fuck you, I love you. Baby's Mama

JEFF ™™ I adore you, my dear husband of two months! You are wonderful and I couldn't love someone more. Lucky me. Cheers to us! With much, much love, your Jessica.

TO MARIA ™™ from Agent firedgood: rossdower.

PETE ™™ Whenever I look at my Converse I think of the first time we met. I love you. Natalie

LA ™™ For all of the Hello Kitty mask building, ziplining, mattress moving, triathalon cheering, dream sharing, laughing, fighting, crying, and binging we do: Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Joshypants

HUNS ™™ I love you more. More with every day. More with every night. More with every hug. More with every kiss. My heart is yours. Desiree

DEAREST SALLY ™™ Nice bumb, where ya from? So glad I found an import that bests any domestic model. I love you so much it's criminal. Your "Rog"

I LOVE ™™ my Mary's Irish sexual chocolate potatoes.

TO ALL THE BOYS ™™ who ever swapped joy juice with me: Nila, Ankh, Joop, Raoul, Cole, Pepijn, Sunray, Trevor, Amanaki, Kamaki... thanks for the fantasies!!! Yours, Julia

DEAR BIG RAT ™™ You rock. Thanks for letting me come to school. Love, Stuff

DO SEOSAMH ™™ a' gra mo chroi. A Eireann

DEAR MALT LIQUOR ™™ I love you. Barfleezy

TO CHERISA ™™ She is, An Angel, Walking at my shoulder, Keeping my heart safe, I love her, Forever, I love her, Mi bannita angel, And everything she'll ever be.

TO ALL ™™ our lovely bike messengers; thanks for the laughs (and your money). Love, Your Girls at Monorail

TO DEVON ™™ Kiss kiss bang bang. Melinda

MY BLUE-EYED SMILY GIRL ™™ You have the sweetest smile & sunshine in your heart. You need it to get through those rainy days. Miss you. Love, Cuz San Diego

MICHAEL ™™ I love your tight ass, your blue eyes, and your big... heart. Until forever, or until we're too tired to move any closer, Amber.

TO REBA ™™ The foxiest babe in babeland, I will always be your cute 'n' sweet toy. Love, Johnny

TRASHBEAR ™™ I love you! It's been so great! It's been such a gas! I hope we stay together forever! Much love, Blue T-Rex

L ™™ I love the way you love me, please don't ever stop. You are my destiny. Yours, P

AARON-MAN ™™ 4 years & going, baby; I can't wait for the day when you hold me in your arms and never let go. I love you, my Colorado boy. Your Kreeton

SEESTER KATE ™™ Thanks for making home bearable and for being the hardkore kickarse sis you are. You have a better rep than me, but I look up to you! Kreeton

MATT ™™ Remember what we did on the night of our reception? Well I loved IT and I want us to do it again... and again...

TIFFANY O ™™ I'm dyin' to get in your doggydoor, but Snoop says the line goes round the block. I may be in heat, but it's worth the wait! Dirty Dogg

FOREVER ™™ And ever. Even if you go away again, I love you. For always. Your true love, Michael

ROSEY ™™ Let's share a 40. I'll drive. Rich Girl

I AM ™™ protected.

MR. S***DT ™™ Even though you're my teacher, I want to ride your pony bologne. Teach me something useful. A.

MY SEXY SCICILIAN ™™ Your love and devotion are my foundation. Thank you, for every moment in the past years. IMP

LEIGH ™™ Let's do it doggystyle. I want to hump your rump. Love Snoopdogz

KEEBLER BOY ™™ I love your porn collection, and your voice makes my thighs tremble with antici... pation. Come to daddy. BBQ

NATE ™™ Your fear of women and intimacy makes me want to shave your testicles and rub you down with creamed corn. Love, R

GLEN ™™ even though you're a bicycle, Jesus still loves you, and if I didn't know you, I would think you were a tasty crotch-rocket.

MY EYES ™™ burned when I first saw your site for the first time.But I learned that single flaw was now my favorite crime. I love you, Goatse.cx man

RAE ™™ Your fine booty makes me all fidgety and I think of you when I wipe. Do you think of me? Robins

STEPHANIE M. ™™ Your hairy legs don't change my feelings for you They're actually kinda sexy, even when you're being a bitch.

JOSH ™™ I do not love you only because you are a Jew. But it helps. Your gimpy dog is my salvation.

MARY R. ™™ I'll be Jack and you can be Rose. Let's fly together!

KYLI ™™ Someday I will buy you a Hitachi. In the meantime, plz stop picking losers. Love Rachael

ALLISON ™™ Your eyes are like limpid pools of melted butter. And you look nothing like Mandy Moore. You light my balls on fire.

DEVON ™™ I would never marry you, but rest assured that even tho you're sometimes a prick, I adore you. Be my whipping boy. I love you.

N ™™ I think the cats miss watching us have sex. Love, T.

DEAR ANNA ™™ I think it's really cool how you want to spend lots and lots of time with me on the playground. Thanks for making sure nobody hurts me. Love, Stuff

KRISTIN ™™ You rock my world. If there were a Jesus in Non-Smokers For Jesus, you would be it.

MR. WADLEIGH ™™ Stop sending me those fucking choir e-mails. Otherwise, you're the cheese. I admire your fortitude in fending off the Lolitas. Play it baby!

DARLING PELE ™™ I knew when you took my virginity that you were my one true love.

JK ™™ I know you will never read this, but I love you. You are the reason I get out of bed in the morning.

BABA ™™ I want to know that you truly are my soulmate! This year marks our 23rd year of two hearts beating as one. I love you with all my heart! Rosebud

ANNA ™™ Pak chooie unf. David

BOO ™™ Even if rabid monkeys eat me and I smell like a rancid cat, you'll still have my skull. You've got me forever. Like Cheez Whiz. Sweetbean

TB ™™ I'm afraid to inform you that I've fallen madly in lust with you, and I don't think I will ever be well again. My apologies, LG

MY NEW HUSBAND ™™ I love you more than moshpits.You are my googlybear.

ANDY ™™ Let's eat candy in bed! Kathrine

SABINA ™™ You have my heart, my body. When I die I give to you so you may practice your art. Take a chance on me.

HEY CHICKEN PUFF ™™ You make me happy. If I could cluck-a-cluck, I'd do it for you baby. Right on, hell yar! Love you more than tacos. Your Sugarpotpie

GRANDMA ™™ Your teef will be fine. Promise. So vent at will. And I'm glad you're happier now that you don't gotta deal with so many buttholes. That is beside weeze. Stinky breath kisses, Sweat Pea

JACKIE & HEATHER ™™ Leasurely nights and Babeland wishes to the OTHER ladies in our life. We love & miss you desperately. The Untoucable Face & Molly Jean

VULUPTUA THUNDERPUSSY ™™ I love you and your orgasmic minivan. Let us drive up many hills together. Maria

HAIKU FOR MY FAVORITE BABY ™™ The Eiffel Tower sounds nice. Croissants and cafes... Screw Paris--it's you I love.

BABY, BABY, ™™ baby, baby. I love you, love you, love you, love you.

FOR JOSH, FROM WENDY ™™ The cyclical nature of life, brings each day, opportunities unseen, And into each of us, the inauguration, of newness, We awake, With endless possibilities, But sleep with the comfort, Of our past, Together we can move mountains.

PING PONG HEARTS ™™ Dino Gelato! Happy VD! I rub you!

POJO ™™ You're stinky and you smell like doo doo. Love, Trish

DARKFIRE ™™ You know I love you. You're my best friend! This just let's everyone else know it too!

SIR EUSTICE ™™ You can show me your sword anytime. Yeah, I have a sheath for that, baby!

CHARLIE ™™ Thank you for sharing this warm loving home. Someday maybe I will let you share my rubber band ball. Ozzy Scampius

ELY ™™ I wish you bluebirds forever. Heart, Neil

YOU'RE A SPAZ ™™ But you're also my best friend. Happy freakin' Valentines Day. S

TO JUWEE ™™ from your Bubby: You make me laugh, you make me cry, but you always make me happy! Love you with all my heart. You're my life and inspiration.

A.J. ™™ I will love you forever honey. Let's make this Valentine's Day a Saucy one. Your Sheri

TATTOO ™™ I love you! Love, Betty X

DEAR IZZY & ESAH ™™ Even though I get your names mixed up sometimes I really appreciate it when you bring your rats in because it's nice to not be the only thing with fur. Later, Stuff

MIKE N. ™™ Boring coffee??? Who knew 5 years later you would be my husband. I can't imagine spending my life with anyone but you. You'll always be my lobster! Love, Nay

I'M SWEET ™™ on Jason K. He's finer than an airstream trailer. He makes me mad like a swarm of bees, but he's still the only boy for me.

MEREDITH ™™ My intellectual soul mate...you make my soul want to mate! Robert in Denver.

GOD SENT ™™ an angel down from the sky, looking human as his disguise. But one flaw which Sterling has caught: the flawless angel within, God had forgot. Happy Valentine's, Josh

CHACHA ™™ I love you from the bottom of my heart. And from the heart of my bottom. Swear we'll be together forever. Love, Vanadu

SHERAH ™™ In 3.5 months I've grown closer to you than anyone else in this world. I love you, girl. Like, big time.

REN ™™ You love the whole me, and I the whole you. All other lovers are nothing but poo. Always, your Red

DEAR SWEET T. ™™ You bring the sugar and I'll bring the cream. I love you sex kitten!

SHAKU ™™ Je t'aime toujours. Peut-ìtre nous pouvons nous déplacer. Londres ou au Cameroun l'annÈe prochaine. Je déteste vivre aux Etats-Unis.

JOSE ™™ Thank you for being a part of my life. You are my monkey! Love, Tommy

HUCKLEBERRY PIE FACE WSSE ™™ number one true love darling: C'mon, let's do it again. It'll be fun! Adoring you endlessly, Split Pea, One-Eyed Hoppin' Joe, and three Stretch-a-Faces.

ERICA ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a wonderful day. I'll be a day late but we'll have to celebrate. I pick you as my valentine this year! With love, Kymberli

SWEET MELODY ™™ If you only knew how much you knock me out. A maybe not-so-Secret Admirer

EVE ™™ From film fests to adventures abroad, your wit and grace have wowed me since Women in Cinema Opening Night! You are bellisima, beautiful and tres jolie! Always, you Will

YOU SENT YOURSELF ™™ a Valentine ("I love myself") last year so you would get one from some sweet man (you!). Here's a Valentine from another sweet person who loves you!

CHANNIE ™™ Just another way to say I love Yyou, and to tell you that you mean the world to me. Happy V-day. Dy

JOE ™™ You're my best friend through thick and thin. Just to let you know you're not alone in this crazy and bitchy world. Happy Valentine's Day, babee!! Always, Michael

I'M THE SAME GIRL ™™ in the same building, who is always toungue tied and retarded. Every time I see you, I'm reminded that I want to talk to you.

TO RACHEL P. ROCK WOMAN ™™ Love your paper cut sharp wit and power slidin' power chords. Happy (insert fav holiday here)! Your buddy, Ass Cobra

SLEEPY FOX ™™ I love you. I love your dog. I love your fucked up stick shift and the way you bake ziti. I am having the best time ever.

TO ALL MY FAVORITE LOCAL BANDS ™™ I do love you. Please be my valentine.

TODD ™™ This year is the year we find our sound. That we totally rock. That we get laid cause we're in a band. This is going to fucking rule.

MATTHEW M. ™™ Just knowing you are out there, creating. I'm glad you exist. This is the power of music.

DAVID ™™ Just think, in just over 6 months we are getting married. Then you really are stuck with me forever. I love you so much sweetheart! Love, Melinda

TO MY HUNNERBABY DAHL ™™ I miss you so much, and I don't know how to tell you!! Please be my lobster box again!! Always, baby

TO THE LONG-HAIRED GODDESS ™™ You are the best staff ever!!! We love you and always will!!! Chocolate

JAGO! ™™ Be my valentine 2003!

I WISH I COULD ™™ bicycle into your life, into your thoughts, and into your heart. Will you let me or do you wish to be free?

WICKETT ™™ You'ze mah negro, girl. I love you even more than Snoop, and that's saying a lot. Your Lord and Savior

TO NATHAN ™™ Our new little valentine: we love you, Mom and Dad.

A VALENTINE POEM FOR MY PEANUT ™™ My love for you over-flows. Like tight jeans and camel-toes. You totally complete me. Where can I order a nose beanie? The King

WHEN I HEAR YOU LAUGH ™™ I start to laugh with you. And when I see you skating by, I try to run fast too. But truly, my favorite thing will always be, when you rub those big soft horse lips on me! Yay! XOXO

DOGGY DADDY ™™ You are all that is bright and shiny. You will be a source of distraction forever. Always everywhere, you are with me. Muchos besos, KP

TO MY #1 GIRL ™™ Balls. Yer Blue-Eyed Boy. p.s. Happy anniversary, baby! Much love!

THE "MAYOR" OF SEATTLE ™™ Mirah and Calvin really get me down. But for you, your feet just start dancin' around. Maybe my state just isn't up to par, but I will still, any day, drive to visit you in my *car (·big orange van). Love, the "Mayor" of Guemes

DEAR BUNNY ™™ You rock my world. Yours, Poodle

SARA ™™ Whatever I was looking for was always you. These past few months have been magic, thank you for finding me. Hoping to remain yours, GG

BO ™™ You are the best, better than the rest. Have a happy day. I love you. M

BABY YOU ARE SO SWEET ™™ Promise to love me forever. Jon, will you be my Valentine? I love you. Forever yours, Lacee

MUGZY ™™ Happy Valentine's Day kid! Hope you get some tonight. E

KRIS 10 ™™ The past two months have been the some of the best ever. I have you to thank for that. I hope that we can have another two months that are just as sweet. And another two months and another two months and another...

BIG JUBBZ ™™ You are my big groovy fatty! I luv you!!!!

FELIX! ™™ We love you to bits and pieces and we're so happy you came to live with us. Happy Valentine's Day! Mommy and Daddy

HOT LOVER CECILIA ™™ You are the bestest! I am so happy to be your husband. Every day I love you more than ever. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you!

WHEN I FIRST MET YOU ™™ You had green hair and to this day iI will always love you and support you!!! My Soda King!!!

TO MY HUNNERS ™™ I love you more & more. Will you be my Valentine? Forever? Love, Plose

RON ™™ You are the love of my life, my soul mate, and my best friend forever! I couldn't imagine spending Valentine's Day or any other day without you! Shari

BABY ™™ You are my beating heart, and my whispers in the night. The answer to my most fervent wishes. I love you. IMP

TO MONKEY ™™ from baby doll: You f'ckn rule and have the most gorgeous blue eyes and you are so cute and your smile and stuff. Keep yr chin up! Mwah!

TO THE GREATEST ™™ Uncle and Sister ever: Uncle Steph and Michal, you guyz are the bestest family ever. Lots of love to you on this V-day.

BRICK-HOUSE COMPULSIVE CUTTER ™™ I wish you'd notice me. I've got all the skirt you could ever want. And the legs too. Love, your Secret Wanna-Be Lover

HOOD CANAL FOREVER!! ™™ Kelly you are my better half. Keep rockin'. I love you! K.

DEAREST FERAL SPIDERCAT ™™ Oh why is it you still have your spacesuit on? My heart's impaled on your jaunty hips, and snared by your acerbic wit. NR

JEWELS ™™ I think of you daily and can't wait to see you for Valentine's Day. Me

TO OUR DOMESTIC BLISS: ™™ One I Saw You and several mass dates later, and I couldn't be happier. I love you with permanance much more than skin deep. Love you , C.

CHOCOLATE BUNNY ™™ Are you gonna gonna with me forever? Je t'aime frommage. XO, Big B.

BEN (THE LASHES) ™™ Only met you a few times, but you seem so kind and so beautiful. You so rock my world. K.

DEAR CONNOR, KHALIL, TAIZO & SAM ™™ I know how you guys all made posters when I got lost, and I wanted to thank you for helping Leah find me and also for being so nice to me. Peace, Stuff

DEAR HANNAH & PLINY ™™ Thanks for reminding people that they need to be quiet around me. Thank you also for being so gentle. With much love, The Dog With the Black Mask

HAWKSKINS ™™ Challenge of will and mind. Soft tears and touch and glances. Semantics of view. Clairifier

BONEY! ™™ Who woulda thought we would make it more than a week, much less more than a year? Wanna break up... and start over? I love you darlin'. You're so fuckin' cool! Love you! Baby

POOP ™™ 2 years of you isn't enough for me. Let me love you forever. R

GREGORY ™™ Apple of my eye, extra skip in my stride, talented, most handsome, patient and loving...every day with you is better than great! You're divinely schmoo-palicious! Your schmoopette, Shiva

MI AMOR ™™ When you sleep naked, wear your gold tooth, grab my booty, I know I'll love you forever. Let's make out in the alley and get old together. XO, M

BONIE ™™ You sexy tattooed guy you, so happy you are my life partner.love the dogs and that crazy woman too. XOXOXO, Your life partner Craven

HEY SHUGS! ™™ Happy Valentine's Day my love. It's been over 6 months of wedding bliss! I love you!

I WANT CANDY ™™ Bubblegum and taffy, You're my Hugh Cronyn, I'm your Jessica Tandy, I want candy.

J. ™™ When I'm down in the gutter and tasting my own puke, my mind serhces for your light, a flame for the cigarette for my soul.

MIGHTY FORCE OF LEE H. ™™ You are the right in my world full of wrongs. I've never known lust until I met you. My booty is your bounty. Jimmy Sweetnuts.

HAPPY 32 YEARS ™™ for Ken, the shorter Will Self lookalike! I wish we were actually in Jolly Old England! XO, DiAnne

DEWEY ™™ Here's to a happy day of love. Love you lots, your Dew

STUBBY ™™ A big ole purple nurple for all of the wonderful years of love, indulgent vacations, sushi dinners, beer, guinea pigs and fun. With all of my heart, Scamp

THE BEING THAT ™™ has risen from the ashes of my past is beautiful and confident, you've brought life back to my wilted soul. I love you Amanda. Happy Valentine's Day, Anthony

BISCUIT, BE MINE ™™ I love you more than ever. Let's drink the Boccalupo tonight and make sweet love. Word. Love, your Emergency Contact

JEC!!! ™™ Happy Valentine's baby!!! Remember last time I tried this it didn't work? We were at Zoka's and I went crazy looking for it! Well here it is! Love, SPR

T-DOG ™™ Can you believe it's been 3 years?? It seems like just yesterday we were kissing that The Rose, drinking at the Baltic Room, and going to Orcas Island. I love you! Kim

SHANE ™™ You are so super sexy, like pie, or a volcano with sweet-tart hot bubbly filling. Thank you for tolerating this much adoration. Your Imaginary Girl

RYAN THE RED ™™ I rock you like a hurricane you spin me right round like a record baby. I'm a retard You're a dork. So let's crawl into a dumpster and pork! S.

CHEWY ™™ It's been a while now since you've let me love you. Chamonie, give it up and come home already. Your puppiekins, Ozzy Scamp, jr.

OZZY ™™ I know I growl and nip at you. But in my heart, you know I love spooning up against you. Love, with all my heart, Charlie

JACKASS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! Crazy

DARTH JUSTIN ™™ I may not be the one you want to marry, but heres to more good times.

SESAME BALLS ™™ They're good times. To many more days of sesame balls, tapioca balls, and coconuts. From your Cuddlebunny

DEAR BED ™™ I love you so much. I love laying on you and nipping at your blankets, I love your smell and how you always let me jump at you. From, O.S.

YOU'RE THE REASON ™™ people spell hott with two Ts. You're the reason the jingle of a chain wallet makes me crazy. Happy V-Day to the girl of my dreams.

D ™™ dah, glinda, the belching laotian, the whittier tunnel operator--they all knew about us. It's a secret to no one. Especially our boys at the Hyatt. HardToPlease

MY DEAREST LITTLE SCOUTYBEAR ™™ You are the sweetest and loveliest little angel ever. You will always have my heart. Love, Daddy

YOU'RE THE WIND IN MY HAIR ™™ The dirt in my hands. You seep through my pores. I glow warm. K.

I/E/T ™™ 4 out of 5 judges agree: you are totally bombass and I'm in love with you. Happy Valentine's Day to the boy with wheat bread eyes. A/A/C

TO TRIPP ™™ My best friend, through the good times and the bad. Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie, from the girl in the next room. I love you. You rock!

ROGER SPOCK ™™ You gave me flaming lips. I love you, but only for the Bling Bling. Now that we're Those People, let's go live in Johan's closet. Q, the Braless Wonder.

I.S.I. ™™ first heard of the woman in white on the Irish sea. But now I know who she is and why the Irish sea is eternal. Ilyiswinw

WOLFIE ™™ Though a sea separates us today, my heart drowns in yours. Your babygirl loves you, Come What May. Many deep kisses you can taste. Happy Valentine's Day, Rhys.

BRIDGET ™™ Happy Valentine's sweetie! Hope your day goes well! E

WHEN THE WORLD ENDS ™™ I'm gonna take you aside and say "Let's watch it fade away, fade away". Thanks for breakfast in bed, and tons of incredibly big smiles always.

R. ™™ Our love is secret, but strong. Love always, M

TO MY FAVORITE DORKA- SAURUS ™™ No one fits me like you do. Let's forget about the future and just keep laughing together for as long as we can. Love, Poopers

KIRK & BILL ™™ Kirk & Bill Kirk & Bill Even after all these years, I still love the sound of it. Mitzi, be mine. Boom-Boom

TO THE STAFF AT "THE PARK" ™™ I miss you every day, you are the best and the brightest. Who do I love? All of you, of course! XXXOOO, Carlee

SPECIAL K ™™ My Westside lady, you are the Valentine Queen. You are the spicy sausage in my jambalaya. You are the lady that I love!

MANDA ™™ My deep sea diving partner in crime, I love you and everybody knows it. Maria

MIKE ™™ Having you in my life has opened my heart and transformed my soul. It is through our eternal love that I have discovered true joy. Love always, Rick

CHAD ™™ Happy One year, nine month anniversary. And Happy Valentine's Day! I love you so much baby. Love Megan

CAMELOT ™™ You are the man of my dreams. I know you know that, my precious. I am sending you a bunch of TLC just because I like you so much. Your true love, Ginny

HYOSOOK ™™ You have changed my life. Always remember I love you, in two languages. Salanghey. Love, John

JEOPPA! ™™ You're so good to me, I can't even believe it!! Thanks for being so understanding, even when I work late and complain too much. Go ahead and ask me, "what's for desert?" I've got a treat for you. Love, Woody

SHERI ™™ loves Ian.

KELSEY C. ™™ Happy Valentine's Day my little Nilla Wafer. You've made me the happiest curly girlie in Seattle. I love you so much! Love, Corinne

NUESTRO DESTINO ES PARA SIEMPRE ™™ It was never a lie. And even now, you are with me. Forgive me, my love. Yours in spirit always, K.

HOW I'D LOVE ™™ to give you an asshickey right now you sexy bastard! I love and miss you so much! From the Little Miss

SLAVE ™™ Does it feel like you are cheating with me while I get smaller? Thank you for being there for me. Love you forever. Miztress

KRISTOFFER ™™ I appreciate you. From comforting me when I need altoids to picking the sausage off my pizza. I don't tell you that enough. I Love you very much. Tavia

EMILY ™™ You are bomb. Thanks for putting up with me. I love you and don't know where I would be without you. Evan.

TENSHIEMI ™™ I love you. Too bad MvC2 > RO. The best centinol. Happy Valentine's Day. From Rairu.

JOHARA ™™ UR a radiant belly-dancing jewel. Thanks for your friendship, love and the BDSM tips! Janan

OH BOOTS ™™ Are you there? Tabagoose from the sky. You are the rising angel. By whom my life becomes. Your "mon chi chi " who loves you!!

I LOVE YOU ™™ more than anything, please dont ever forget Teresa Love, Kyle

LISA JO ™™ Another Valentine's Day and you are still the sweetest cookie around. Black Hammer. Jared

FLYING ACROSS THE COUNTRY ™™ Jumping on a few planes, being with you tonight, high above the city lights, that's it babe, just you and me babe, can't wait to be with you tonight!!!

TAKE ME ™™ to bed and give me those KEEGASMS and I'll make sure to give you plenty of booty, baby. I love you.

SHAWN ™™ Almost 8 years together, and you are still my home, my love, and my partner. I love you my sweet man. Happy Valentine's. Andrea

DOUG ™™ Thanks for putting with my neuroticisms as well as my obsession with f.o.s. and pervvans. You are my favorite ever. The end. XO, Karen

JOSH ™™ Even though I'm grumpy and mean, you're there for me and i appreciate that more than I could ever express. you're a true friend. Thank you. ABLKHRT

YOU ARE SO HOT ™™ I can't even stand it. Please come back my little bear. Come back to your mad Italian woman.

LAURA-BORA & JILLSTER ™™ I love yous! Be my Valentines! See you in a few days at Wellesley. Love, your Big Sis

I LOVE YOU, BUS BOY ™™ You are the best! Love, Adriana

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ™™ to the sexiest man on the planet. I can't wait to have wild crazy kinky sex with you. Come home soon. I love you, Robin

PASHOOKIE ™™ I love you more than chocolate pudding, the Sopranos, McRibs, the new Massive Attack album, Yves Rocher, fantasy sports, and the smell of Le Panier put together. I love you!!! Tippy

TARA ™™ For the past 2 years things are great, hopefully your feelings relate, and heres my poem, for it's Valentine's Day, and I love you, in a very big way. Chris

MAY 16, 1997 ™™ I met the most brilliant, handsome, funny, sexy, clever, cute boy in the world. You are my soulmate, Matt, and the best thing ever to happen to me.

HEY BABY ™™ Through everything we've been through, in my eyes you're still the hottest, sexiest, wonderful boyfreind I could ever have. I love you. Love, Anyella

I LOVE MATTHEW H. ™™ with all my heart and I always will! I can't believe I married my secret crush cutie pie! I am the luckiest girl in the world.

YOU FOREVER ™™ hold my heart, D. Scottee B. One kiss on the cheek and you set me free. Love you so much, baby. Your Queen E

CASEY ™™ My deepest love and best friend. Please be my Valentine again. Maria

THOR P. ™™ Since you gave me one last year, here's yours. I love you dawg. We always have corndogs. Jesse F.

MR. SUIT & TIE ™™ Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart has made up it's mind and I'm afraid it's you. Your little Miss Trouser Suit

I LOVE LILLABELLE! ™™ Mommy loves Lillabelle! Alison loves Lillabelle. You're a little bebee! Happy Valentine's Day, Crayzee!

CONSTANT SLOW MOVEMENT ™™ teaches us to keep working, like a small creek staying clear, not stagnating, but finding a way through numerous details, deliberately. deliberation is born of joy, like a bird from an egg.

I LONG FOR HER MOST ™™ during these long moonless nights. I lie awake, hot, the growing fires of passion bursting, blazing in my heart.

I SURRENDER ™™ and release myself to the same forces that propell you. I emerse myself into True Love, become one; saturated, fluid, lost, whole, to discover infinity.

OUR LOVE IS ™™ an ocean into which I dive headfirst gleefully and swim without end, without fatigue, ceaselessly. I need not breathe, you are air, you give life and thus I release myself freely.

ALK ™™ Someone, somewhere in this sea of sappy valentines wishes there must be one from me.

BABY D. ™™ You rock on like a feelgood muppet on the way to lowdowntown. Whoop that ass with some apple sauce big papa playa. Get on and get down! James.

ERIC! ™™ You are big foxy with the midget wang. I'll keep it a secret if you will. Until tonight hot stuff. Jimmy Sweetass

BERG ™™ You bring the cock with the fury of a thousand ass hungry soldiers. I'm yours tonight biscuit. Take me with some gravy. Jimmy Lovebuns

DEAREST WU ™™ In the words of Tom Waits "She's a bonsaii Aphrodite and a ticket back to Spain!" Love from one Mammajam to another.

MARMALADE TART ™™ You leave every inch of my body burning, craving and electrified. Take me I'm yours you lithe elf! Raw Sugar

PLI ™™ Burgundy polyester and patchouli hips. Soul and a spliff. Seattle awaits your return. Love, Glove

JENNY ™™ You took my chi, my colors, my love juice, my joy with you when you left, every day is a living hell without you. Where are you my Valentine? Lori

MAYO ™™ Thanks for all the smokey night at the little ol' joint known only as the Hurricane. Fuck your six month hiatus... let's get wasted! Not So Frowzy Fogle

LUCY ™™ Come home. I need you every day. You were my joy. You don't have to do my laundry. Lori

JON & BEAUTIFUL JULIE ™™ Happy VD, I mean Valentine's Day, not like you have a disease or anything, I just meant... FUCK IT. Love you. The Untouchable Face & Molly Jean

WWW.THESTRANGER.COM ™™ has given this butt pirate the chance to say to the best ex ever that the days of Paul Simon, Eddie Izzard and Satellite linger lovingly.

BRUTALLY HANDSOME ™™ I need you because you complete us, and I love us. Terminally Pretty

CED ™™ All I wanted was someone I could trust the car radio with. Great things r 2 come. And if we change, well I love u anyway. TNL

NOVIA ™™ 3rd time's a charm, right? Not that the first two times weren't charming, but you know what I mean. Or do you? I love you more than ever!! Novio

I GRAB A FISTFUL ™™ of you with my gloved hand and I know it was meant to be. You are so cold and so fresh, my precious green peppers.

JANELLE ™™ Vous ìtes l'amour de ma vie. Je retourne en avril. Garde un espace votre coeur pour moi. Je souffre sans vous. Je t'aime. Tyler

YOU HAVE FELT ™™ the grip of slender hips, fawn like eyes, Nordic haft cleave. Your passion I quiver. Chances pass can you afford to let me get away.

FROM SOLID ROCK ™™ I freed your sword. Agile sharp new lines I've drawn. I, cautious kitten, twice shy once bitten, won't be easy now that I believe in magic.

TO ALL MY WAITRESSES ™™ For without you, I would never eat. Love, Alex

I LOVE MY HONEYBUNNY ™™ more than anything. I love her booty and sweet caboose, I love her doggy and my babies in her belly. Tarzan

MAMAMIA ™™ Have I missed out on something great? You are my valentine today, and I miss your kisses. Thinking of you, fishboi

JUSTIN A. ™™ You were my 9th grade sweetie, and we both ended up queer. I think of you often and wish you a gay, gay joyous Valentine's Day!

DEE ™™ You are everything I never knew I always wanted and I am so lucky to have you as my wife. I love you with all my heart. Kendra

CLARK ™™ Thanks for keeping me going even when I wanted to quit. You are everything I could have asked for and more. I look forward to our future together. I love you. Nicky

STEVE ™™ Far apart or spooning, the feelings have the same intensity. Yesterday, today and tomorrow, I will always love you. Ernie

BRADLEY ™™ Strong force--heart and brain, Draw me by way of physics. Not tired but patient, Claire

ROBIN ™™ Just wanted to say you're hot in mind and body. Love you babe! Bjorn

JEFF, MY BABY SWEET LOVE ™™ Happy anniversary! I may not be able to draw a mailbox very well, but I know one thing: I love you! Yours forever, Loreen

TO MY KNIGHT ™™ in tarnished armour: Passion is Red, Dark Knights are Black, You struck my heart true, With your forward attack. From your every amorous lady.

CHAD ™™ You are who you are. Encouraging me to be. Together, love you. Kris

HOW MY BODY ™™ blooms from every vein more fragrantly, since you appeard to me" and you provide me w/many breathless moments of delight. My heart to yours. Beloved

JAMIE ™™ No one is sweeter than you. Thanks for being there for me. Happy Valentine's Day! Matt

WHO DO I LOVE? ™™ Well, if you don't know by now, it's your monkey ass Jeff. If I haven't told you lately, you are one fine Philippino. Love, Loreen

HUNNYBUNNY ™™ The past two and a half years have been incredible because of you. You are the love of my life. Now and always, your CookieBear

HEY Q-TIP! ™™ You're such the little rockstar! I'm really glad we meet! Happy Valentine's sweetie. Asiancakes

BUNNY ™™ Here's to another year of a great friendship! You're my best friend and I love you...platonic love of course...you wish baby. Jade Fox

HEATHER ™™ Happy Valentine's sweetie! Get your hooker vibes out and go play! E

WIFEY ™™ I'd do everything over again to be next to you. I love you more than I could ever say. You give me everything I need. That's you and your love.

MAMA ™™ We love you very much. Thanks for always taking care of us. We'll always cuddle u, love u forever. The Three Amigo's, & Your Little Man. Kisses & Purrs.

HEY, DALJA GIRL ™™ You are the spice elder that turns me on then lites my fire. Love, Dalja Boy

MY DeAREST FRIEDER ™™ You are the love of my life, my second half. Stay with me always and I will make you the happiest man on earth. Your girl

TO MY BOOBIESUCKER ™™ one more year: You're always the one that I will love. No one compares to competes with you in my heart. As for you and the classless bitches that are competing with me while I am away... well they will never be a threat to me. Love, Me

TLC ™™ You are a vision of beauty.Your kind heart, soft touch, amazing smile, and your desire to love me like no other. My soul has found its mate. Forever true, "Class"

HANDY ANDY ™™ I'm the luckiest guy in the world to be with you. You amaze/pester/surprise me like I never thought possible, and I love you like I never thought possible.

RYAN ™™ You are better than all the monkeys in the world. Penny

ROBERT JEROME ™™ Hey dog! Thanks for being fabulous, fantastic, fuzzy you. I'm living the most wonderful reality thanks to you. I love you immensely, intensely. Happy Valentine's Day my sweet meat.

DEAREST PUNKABLES ™™ I really love you a whole lot. Really do. A lusty fire stokes the hopes I have for our future together, and the squintiness that this fire gives you is outlandishly sexy only to me. By now you know me well enough to know that I'm more of a promise keeper than a promise maker, but one thing I can definitely assure you of is that I swear on the Holy Bible that I will never, ever die. Smewches, Kevin

CG ™™ You are amazing in bed! Such a hot bod; fortunately you are a bit odd. Interesting work of art, and a P.O.W. You have my heart. JG

SUGAR MAGNOLIA ™™ She's got everything delightful. She's got everything I need. She come's skimming through ray's of violet. She don't come I don't follow. My China Cat Sunflower Wifey

TO MY HUSBAND SCOTT ™™ No matter where you are in this world, just remember you have a wife that loves you more than you know. Happy Valentine's Day, AKTB

BREE ™™ Walking a small dog. Coffee to study 'til dawn. Love to laugh with her. N.D. and S.W.

MARQUEFILLIPS ™™ I miss you. So my essay on depression did not inspire you? Not the first time I offended you and probably not the last, so what--disown me?

BABE ™™ I love and miss you tons. Keep your head up and everything will be all right! After all, you're my husband! Love, Sha

CAN I ™™ like you? Jens

MARNI ™™ Letting you go is so hard. There is little in me that you haven't touched. I hope you look to find me upon return. I won't forget you. Mike

I GOT A ™™ hunka hunka.

MR. BRIAN ™™ Let's be robots together: You transform into a 1200 and I'll be the robot DJ that bumps funky minimal house on your wheels of steel. Happy Love Day. Obie

SLUTTY MCSLEEPAROUND ™™ Hope all your sores clear up in time for the big holiday. Love, Fukisuki

ALY ™™ You rock my world! With all the funny things you do and say and the way you polish my knob, I'm so glad your mine. I love you! Josh

JESSE ™™ Thank you for so many amazing memories...and for many more to come. I love you with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day. Donna

TO JEFF ™™ A wonderful father! Thank you for taking such good care of us! Where would we be without you! With warm & fuzzy love and nuzzles, Squirrel & Gracie

MANTECA GRRRRLS ROCK! ™™ Happy V-Day, J! Love, S!

MEGGO ™™ I think I'm pregnant... I'm not sure if it's yours or Bobby's. When I have the baby I'll mail it to you in a brown paper bag. Love, Fukisuki

BDAWG ™™ You are my goddess and my muse. You are my lioness and kitten. You are my lover and my friend. And I am yours forever. C Monkey

JOSH ™™ You're the only one for me. You're my monkey, my rock star, my guerilla warrior, my best friend, my sleepy head. How did you get to be so hardcore? Love, Lisa

C ™™ "What I love is to make love, with the three of us. Love is to be caressed by four hands. It's simply crazy, irresistible, insane, lunatic, controversial, illogic, magic...I lov-it." Who can lovit when two of yours are on my body? She's battty and French anyways. I'm preposterous and yours. Malikah

MOMMY, DADDY ™™ Bonner, Tay, Missy, Lizzy, Lainey, Otto, and fluffer: I love you! Love, Sissy

"OM..." ™™ Happy V-Day, S! Much love, S.

R AND P ™™ Lots of love from the Cracker!

TO MR. THOMAS SEATTLE BIGGLES- WORTH ™™ Foster, Emerald, No Name, and Berkeley: WE LOVE YOU!

MR. MAC. ™™ The Mason-Dixon Line. Every day is like V-Day when you're around. Love, your "Y" Posse

MMMMY VALENTINE ™™ Knowing that you're with HER is killing me. I know one day you'll wake up and see that she is a no-good whore and that WE'RE meant to be together. Wake the fuck up!

PUPPY BUTT ™™ I wish we could be together this sweet sappy day, cause I really miss ya' and I just want to take your hot bod for a roll in the hay. Love you more then donuts. xoxoxo -me.

J11 ™™ I love you with all my heart and soul. I pray that we will be together again soon and for all time.

JULIE ™™ You rock like no other. Thank you for being my friend for all these years, and thank you for not Vulcan Shit-pinching me. Terry

HEY LADY LAURA... ™™ Coricidan is red, but amber is blue, I'm about to say fuck this, and come back to you. Luvya babydoll, hope you get this kiss

RAE ™™ Your fine booty makes me all fidgety, and I think of you when I wipe. Do you think of me? Robins

KATE B. ™™ must make time for beer, faces rooms of teenagers, cuddles and so sweet. S.W. and N.D.

MICHELLE ™™ Your words full of fire. This one is a hell raiser. And we adore her. S.W. and N.D.

HEY CHICKEN PUFF ™™ You make me happy. If I could cluck-a-cluck, I'd do it for you baby. Right on, hell yar! Love you more than tacos. Your sugarpotpie

SABINA ™™ you have my heart take my body. When I die I give to you so you may practice your art. Take a chance on me.

ANDY ™™ Let's eat candy in bed! Kathrine

MY NEW HUSBAND... ™™ I love you more than moshpits, You are my googlybear...

TB ™™ I'm afraid to inform you that I've fallen madly in lust with you, and I don't think I will ever be well again. My apologies, LG

BOO ™™ Even if rabid monkeys eat me and I smell like a rancid cat, you'll still have my skull. You've got me forever. Like Cheez Whiz. Sweetbean

ANNA ™™ PAK CHOOIE UNF. David

BABA ™™ I want to know that you truly are my soul mate! This year marks our 23rd year of two hearts beating as one. I love you with all my heart! Y>F>F>Y Rosebud

I AM ™™ protected.

MEREDITH ™™ My intellectual soul mate...you make my soul want to mate! Robert in Denver.

ELY... ™™ I wish you bluebirds forever. Heart, Neil.

REMY ™™ I love and miss you so much! I pray that all goes well, so we can *start from scratch*. Your ever-loving wife, Sha

A.J. ™™ I will love you forever honey. Let's make this Valentine's Day a saucy one...your Sheri

TO JUWEE ™™ from your Bubby. You make me laugh, you make me cry, but you always make me happy! Love you with all my heart. You're my life and inspiration.

GOOGLY BEAR ™™ Glad to be moving in with you. Many shoulder kisses.

SIR EUSTICE ™™ you can show me your sword anytime. Yeah, I have a sheath for that, baby!

DARKFIRE ™™ You know I love you. You're my best friend! This just lets everyone else know it too!

TO MY SWEETEST BEE ™™ with the sharpest stinger and the stars in his eyes. I love you Starbee always and always--beighbi.

JR ™™ you freely gave me your love. Now it's time for you to receive. Be my Valentine? D

DAMMIT ™™ I love you. "When love beckons, follow him, though his ways are hard and steep." Let's let the winds of the heavens dance between us. Happy 9th V-day.

THE AUTHORITIES ™™ Josh, Justin, Ralph and Shawn: Be our Valentines! You're one sexy bunch of hooligans! Keep rocking Seattle!

KK: ™™ It's been tough for you lately, but remember I will always be here for you! Who else am I going to drag to all the horrible movies I love? ALS

RICH ARROGANT BASTARD ™™ and Spambutcher.com. Thanks for your TiVo to watch Junkyard Wars on. Tang in the homebrew and Geocaching. These are a few of my favorite things.

KITTY ™™ you are the greatest, the funnest, the best--it's true! And when I think of you, I think, "I love those things she do."

MARIA ™™ Stripping and Science, Cider and Mike's are all for this lovely woman. N.D. and S.W.

ROBIN ™™ I love you! But are you sure that this is the only message you're getting? Scotty

TYRONE ™™ Every night I long to be by your side. I can't wait for that day to arrive. I will love you forever and am anxiously waiting to see you again. Cat

FRANKI C. ™™ will you be my valentine? Love, the Annoyed Scenester

MARTY ™™ hey, just wanted to say, you know, happy Valentine's Day or whatever. A

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ™™ grad students of Islanwood: Thanks for letting me crash, eat your food, and hang around. I have fun around all y'all. Will you be my Valentineses? Jonathan

STEPHANIE ™™ I blissfully lust after your intelligent, beautiful, creative, passionate soul. I am totally in love with you! Grunk with love, David

LARRY ™™ I will wait another 18 years, or a lifetime, until we crush and dissolve each other out of fearlessness. Your Breast Rose

SHAWN AND MARCUS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, sweeties! Much love, squishy hugs and smooches too, your cuz, Carey

POOPA ™™ you support and love me like no other has. With you, I now know love completely. You are forever in my heart. Love always, your Soul Kitty

PETEY ™™ Thanks for loving me! I love you to pieces! Your one and only baby....

YOUR KISS ™™ is amazing, your touch is too. I love laying with you, it feels unlike any other thing I've felt. When you make love to me, my world stops. I love you so much. t.m., l.m., f.m., k.m.

HOMOZOMBIE: ™™ For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes...don't be sad. Love, Sara

THANK YOU, JUSTIN ™™

HANKE PANKE ™™ I am quite excited moving in together... I think we'll have a GREAT time!! My relatives are definitely going to think I'm hetero now... hahahahah... ya right! Well, sweetyie... HAPPY LOVE DAY! I LOVE YOU! HOMO-SKILLET

DPJ ™™ It's amaze-y that I'm so crazy about you. Be crazy about me, too (but not crazy because of me). Love, Bunny.

J. ™™ I'm so glad we hooked up on the couch in the basement over the summer. You are the first and last redhead I've ever been with, ya super sweetie. Remember when I said, I didn't see that coming? Ha ha Happy Valentine's day, you super schweetie. A.

MADAME ADAM!!! ™™ I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, But you were born to rub me first. D

ANGELA ™™ Here's hoping the giant South American velocipede doesn't inject poison into my head, so I can continue to be astounded by everything about you. Two-Headed Boy

JESSIXA!!! ™™ I'll make your dreams come true, and make you cupcakes too! I am your density! You're the greatest girl in the world! I love you like a milkshake! Duckman

JASON--TOUCH ™™ A dry hand warms my hip. My whole being slows down to listen to it lying there. After it's gone, the spot pulses, asking to be covered again. Kelbeast

LUNA ™™ I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!! EVER SMITTEN, BRANDON

VALENTINE ™™ you are dear to me. Beware the green moth!

FOR MY HONEY'S LABIA ™™ I never thought I would love a labia, let alone two. Thank you, labia, for three fabulously juicy years. Cheers to many more, your honey's labia.

MARA ™™ my love. You have made the last year one of learning, growing, and passion I never could have known without you. I love you! M@

MARC MARC ™™ is sweet as a tart. Marc Marc has grassy farts. Marc Marc is full of all kinds of smarts. I LOVE you Marc Marc, you have my hearts!

HELLO KATTI! ™™ Wishing you much love in your life! Thank you for being such an amazing friend and ultra buddy! Here's to many happy cookies & miles. Abrazos y pusinky...G

LUKE ™™ When I am lying in your arms, with my ass stuck to the wall, all the problems seem so little, if even any at all. Sneaking in my window, my dad coming through the hall, all the shit we have been in, nothing can come between us, if even just a call. Love you. Happy Valentines day! Saundra

THE ONE ™™ true person I love with all my heart and much more is Tavia. We have so much fun together and I enjoy every minute with you. Love Kris

LARA, JACKIE, AND LEWIE: ™™ Love you guys so much. You guys turn my dark into light, and sadness into laughter. Like I said you're the best friends I could ever have. Much love to you on Valentine's day. Mark

DESTRY ™™ Through the highs and lows, you are the best. I love you and Mary with all my being. BTW, quit fluffling the blankets when you fart, asshole. Wendy

ANNA P ™™ Words and music are life more than americorps, she is a prophet. S.W and N.D.

MS. SMITH ™™ and his royal Weeness: Thank you for sharing with me and caring for me. Kisses and hugs I send to you! I love you, Happy Valentines Day!! Mr. Jones

FEED THE METER ™™ my CDs got stolen. I'm blaming you, get lost, Max, I'm only little... John Dino got married to Little Miss PCP. Love you. You kick ass!

SAL, AHN ™™ Katie and Jeff: I love you guys. If your Valentine's days aren't much fun, think of all the duty chocolate I'm making for my male co-workers. Urs

ILLUSTRIUS ™™ Fuck this shit. I still think you're cool. And frankly, know you're capapble of the world. Fuck 'em. Fo get it. DICKFACE, love ya, le.

THE PERFORMANCE KING ™™ + its mate = Love 4/ever

"LEAVE THE ROSES ™™ Send me the thorns."

YOU ARE SO ™™ dear to me, though I never show this. Please accept my valentine, cuz I love you. Remember always these words to be true.

LET'S GET DRUNK ™™ at Ozzie's together. How romantic. Teej, I am so glad I get to spend my V-day with you. You're my favorite BF and I love you.

CHACHA ™™ I love you from the bottom of my heart. And from the heart of my bottom. Swear we'll be together forever. Love, Vanadu

GOD SENT ™™ an angel down from the sky, looking human as his disguise. But one flaw which Sterling has caught: the flawless angel within, God had forgot. Happy Valentine's Josh.

BIGGIE SHORTY ™™ Thank you for your unconditional friendship. Thank you for being my platonic life-partner. And thank you for laughing when I fart. Sa Da Tay! Love, BrokenAlice

SPOOKERS ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! I Love You! Saundra

JUST THINKING OF YOU. ™™

NEV ™™ commutes to Bellevue, beautiful music from strings, Dre's her valentine. S.W. and N.D.

U R THE WORD ™™ I'm ur rhythm. Mistery, miseducate, missing one date...u r my totem poppin it!!(4 life) I'm ur hip-hop shaking it for tonight.

ALLSEXYSON ™™ sometimes uses a recipe... as sweet as a girl that's really sweet...just the coolest little smoothie-drinking girl. Love, Deuce

MARK ™™ 143 BFF--Otter love for ever! The falls, Disney lands. Happily ever after. Luv, Julia

DEAR WHITE GOLD ™™ Now that you have taken over my life, my love for you could not be stronger. My first love was the Raible League, but you are my "hoovering glory!" Always remember that a man's mustache is a man's freedom. Raible

CHRIS ™™ Nighttime fisherman, timber and murph dog are loved, this is the good stuff. n.d.

SWEET CASSY ™™ I hate this sappy shit. So I love you! Isn't that enough?!? Jesus Christ! Why don't we just wear his and hers matching sweatshirts??! Fuck this! Love Danger.

KATIE ™™ you rock my world! You're an infinitely sweet supermodel (plus I know you adore Judas Priest) and I love you! The Cobra/Matt 1974

WHERE ART ™™ thy lover--once named Demando, now named my angel Gabriel? Wilt thou make love to me each eve until the glorious moon falls on the west horizon?

I WANT ™™ to say happy Valentine's Day to all my friends... Leslee, Jason, Tim-may, Linda, Pat, Nick and Alisha, Patty JO, and last but not least my MOM. If I missed you I guess I haven't missed you. Love you all! Cheryl

BOBALOO ™™ I love you with all my heart. I want us to have a brand new start. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Baby Bear

INKBLOT.COM! ™™ I know who you are! You're fucking HOT! Your mind may be a bit twisted, but I think you're swell anyway. xoxo Your#1Fan

Four years ™™ of denial, two camping trips, and endless excuses to come over. You were worth the wait...

TO MY PONMIES ™™ whom I love dearly, may you always hum on purple kazoos... Peaches

FROM A CUTE ™™ computer geek, for a short, redheaded, once and future shred princess. I should be so lucky as to have a valentine like you.

JENNY ™™ Come back to me. I would give anything to re-do those last ten minutes. I felt so much love for you. I miss you so much, I'm sorry. Q.

BRIAN ™™ Thank you for a wonderful two years together. You are the best! Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Karen

TO ALL MY ™™ liquor box kittens and cubs--rock & roll will NEVER die as long as you guys keep playing! Love, your management

BATTY ™™ After all these years you're still the same nacho-eating, slurpee-slugging, ass-kicking, evil, catty bitch that you have always been. I love you for that! Theresa

AMANDA ™™ usted es la mujer mas atractiva, mas intellegent, creativa que he satisfecho siempre. Soy el hombre mas afortunado vivo. Robb

CORRIE ™™ From your friend whose name rhymes with yours: ring my Bell, girl.

BABY ™™ you are the love of my life. Don't ever forget that. If you read this, it entitles you to 10 free spankin's. Your lover, Jon

LADY HORNEY LACE! ™™ You know I love you but I figured that if anything qualified it as real love, it would be The Stranger. Shine on you horny diamond!

JULIA B. ™™ I'm sorry. Congratulations. Nb

TO MY BELOVED ™™ bugger... life sure is sweet with you. Monkey love forever! Love,your bug.

ARTHUR AND GLO ™™ Be sweet and delicious together forever! Love S&D

MORGAN ™™ After a year you still laugh at my jokes. Thanks for making me a very happy man-and helping me rediscover what I'm truly passionate about. Nat

A LIFE ™™ meeting chaos, new challenge to tame. Balance and wisdom, crests of your names. Coactive forces side by side, have created a place rare love can reside. Love, Ozzie

CIAO A TUTTI ™™ gli innamorati.

MS. "RANDOM" ™™ My heart belongs to you this Valentine's. Please don't smash it to bits. With love, Mr "OK"

HTRAG ™™ seven years and still cuming! Tonight you are mine for the licking! Love, your sweet lips

MISS LOGAN ™™ I love it when you slap that ass. You make awesome jewelry. Make some for me. Oh, and, will you be my Valentine? Love, Heidi

PAUL F IS H-O-T HOT! ™™ And he is aaallllllllll mmiiiiiiinnnnnne. Booya! I will love my little kitty kitty foreverever!

YAY ™™ I found my soul mate on the ferry. I'm crazy, nutzo in love with you!!!! You fun, smart, cute, great dessert eater and yummy too!! Love, your happy garden girl

BABEH! ™™ Babeh babeh... my schmoo schmoo schmoo! Barshabah! Mashmashmah! Zhiphthada! Hmph! So much crazy love. Your babeh!

MS. SPARKLES! ™™ u r sweetest relief, truest smile, heaviest touch. with tomorrow 4ever on the horizon, we answer our destiny. This is the year for all years. True love, maverick

JAQ ™™ Books not only furnish a room, they seem to seal a romance, too. Three years and still your panserbjorne. I'm almost as amazed as I am happy. I love you.

MONKEY ™™ Happy V-Day, I love you and your butt your drunk mate, Bug.

PUMA PARTNER!! ™™ Will you jump in my hooptie and take a ride with me? I can't help but want to be near you when you sport those booty-smacking pumas!

DEAREST BREW T. ™™ The spoo goes in and the baby comes out. Thanks for taking care of us! I love you more than ever. Love, Milk Truck and the Screaming Shitball

REX G.! ™™ There is no one in this world that could possibly be more perfect for me than you! Our hearts and creativity are in perfect synchronization. Love, Trixie

SWEET HEATHER ™™ sweet lover, sharp cookie, pussycat pie, your brave beauty and genius loving keep me amazed & devoted. Damn! Love from your growly bear.

RAVEN ™™ I love the way you love your son. I love the way you carry yourself, the unbridled honesty that flows from you. Perhaps one day you'll find yourself in St. Paul?

DEAD BONSAI ™™ in black. Tragic present, lemonade. Surreal love-joke.

SQUISH ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. I want to buttance you. Love, Squash

ELSPETH ™™ This can't beat a baby quail. But at least I can go for the embarrassment factor, and making everyone else gag...Te amo to infinity! All my heart, T.

LARISSA ™™ With you I am Home. Loving you always and forever, M

STELLA ™™ qd honey punkin', una estrella cayo del cielo, indesperademente, y reposo en la lengua... and I have been crazy in love ever since. I like to see you later!

MS. SWEETIE ™™ Sweet Pants: Coffee, kisses, and mega-love! From your man with the fine, fine ass.

BEN ™™ I met you through murder, and I just wanted to let you know, I'd love to wear your jacket...Haley

MARTY ™™ The butterflies aren't always as strong as, say, when we're finding secluded Mexican beaches or breaking in new rugs (ah hem), but we never have to doubt US. Thank you for all our adventures and for your love despite myself. I don't deserve you but I'll spend my whole life trying to make you smile. Love, your Annie

TO MY KITTENY CAT ™™ Thanks for loving me enough to let me call you emasculating names. You are my favorite and I heart you the most. Love, the Wif

I LOVE ™™ my two moms. Piper J.

TOONCES ™™ Almost 2 1/2 and you still make me laugh with the cutest brown eyes in town. I love you the most. Yours, Sparky

GEOFF C. ™™ As a spider spins a web through its ass, I attach this valentine, like a web, to you. Thor

SWEET SEXY SARA ™™ A year later and "I" is now "We." A stronger love than I imagined there ever could be. The future is ours, just wait and see. Happy Valentine's Day Baby! A Kiss and a hug. Courtesy Club Cuddlebug.

LOVE AND KOALA ™™ noozles from Laurus to Marcus on this day of Commericial Romance. (Even though you're making me go to a hockey game tonight.)

AARON ™™ You are my Muverluffin sweet city central. I know you look for one of these every year. I hope you haven't stopped looking. Love love love, the Bunny

WORMIE ™™ Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie Wormie--I love you my Wormie little penguin wife! Love always and forever, your teddy bear

I KNEW ™™ from the first moment I laid eyes on you that you were the one! Your eyes, your smile, your lips, your laugh and that ASS! Happy Valentine's Day baby, I love you. (Don't show me skin!)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ™™ baby, I love you. What better way to show my love to you then to put it in The Stranger! M&M

KRISTINE ™™ I am so glad you are back in my life Come spend the night.

SCOTT ™™ Dude, you are, like, so hot. When I look at you I always think, "Hey, nice ass!" I mean really, it's, like, "WOW, what an ass!" Sure, you're smart, handsome, young(ish), funny... but HOT DAMN, do you have a nice ass!!!! Happy V-Day, D

REMY AND SHA ™™ Always and forever. 10/05/02. I miss you. I love you. Get better babe.

CATANA ™™ You are the one! Never before have I felt so loved and safe. Lets climb more pyramids together. You are amazing and my dream! Love, your Gringa.

LUKE ™™ When I am laying in your arms, with my ass stuck to the wall, all the problems seem so little, if even any at all. Sneaking in my window, my dad coming through the hall, all the shit we have been in, nothing can come between us, if even just a call. Love you. Happy Valentines Day! -Saundra

ROSS, VINY AND BRIAN ™™ You guys are the best!!! I'm so glad we met... our friendship is a treasure! Hugs, Lindsey

EMILY ™™ An orange cat howls, and Masy yells from butt rub. Must be they love you. -S.W. and N.D.

ANNA P ™™ Words and music are, life more than americorps, she is a prophet. -S.W and N.D.

ANTONIO ™™ It's been almost 3 years of airplanes, Amarone, and the balony pony - and as Louis says, it IS a wonderful world! all my love, M

DMB + RNP ™™

DUSTIN ™™ You have made all the pieces of my life come together. Now I can see my future.

Happy Valentines Day-- I love you so much today and forever. RYAN

LITTLE STINKER ™™ You are my flavorite. Love, Funky Cub

~MICHAEL~ ™™ I love you dear. I know that I will never find anyone better for me in my lifetime. You are the only person I ever want to be with. Will you marry me? ~Jessica~

YOU ™™ Sweet laughter, magic in motion, a kick in the pants, a hoot, a howl and the divine buffalo princess that makes me bark, sneeze and wag my tail. xoxo--ed

**B DIZZLE** ™™ For shizzle my nizzle...you make me sizzle. You are the love of my life! Happy Valentines Day, Boo!

MY DARLING ™™ You are still problematic. "Now I don't know how I could live without you, but certainly I know I'm not about to." I love you.

MY LOVELY MOSSY GROWER ™™ How can I count the ways, thank god you were tending my seeds, all those crazy days, miss you mr. gregor!

I MISS MY ™™ Kitty-Chan! Fuzzy Bear

SHAWN ™™ So glad you found me! xoxo - Chicken Dick

KE ™™ You are beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring you down. Yes, you are beautiful in every single way. Happy Valentine's Day Honey! Baby-Boo

SABINA ™™ My love for you burns so hot that sometimes I can hardly breathe! Love, Capone

CAROLYN B. ™™ Can you ever forgive me? I am truly sorry. I fell in love with you and words don't express how much I miss U. omega man

KITTYBOY ™™ Seven years and you still make me purr. Love & Lust, your Kitten

TOAD ™™ San Francisco, to Maui, to Seattle, I can't believe how much fun we've had! Amazing 5 years! Here's to seeing where we'll go. I love you...'re ear! -Chubbs

LIONHEART ™™ You make my heart burn beyond all belief with your piercing stares that make my body quiver with anticipation of what you'll do to me with your dirty thoughts.

COREY H ™™ It had been a few years, 8 or 9. Now you're even more fine. Will you be my Valentine? ~M

TO ™™ corianton, nicole, alecks, mez, mel, jen(ny), johnny, amanda, rashon, dave, rory, ellen & shaw... my heart is filled, it overflows, with cherry flavored goo. And if you were to squeeze me tight, it would surely crack in two, but if you were to want some, I would kindly share with you, because I really LOVE you(s) and it's the friendly thing to do. Happy Valentines Day! xoxo Slow Loris

TRAVIS ™™ Poop yer pants! Love, That Girl

TO SOFT HORSE LIPS ™™ I love sweet pickles, sweet pickles are great! love, fidalgo dot net

KATY JACK SPANKY JONES ™™ I love you arty, scotty, the carribean, dann, ohana, and all the good times we had! Miss you guys everyday. xo lindsay "suzy"

DEAR JENNY ™™ "Do it, do it tonight!" loves, jessie

ISLE ™™ 'I do not know which to prefer, The beauty of inflection, Or the beauty of innuendoes, The blackbird singing Or just after.' xo, Emily

MONSTER ™™ HAPPY V-DAY! I LOVE YOU LOTS! LOVE, OTHER MONSTER

ZSA-ZSA GUB ZORA AND BASIL RATHBONE ™™ What fine mutts you are. I love you, wish you could read.

2 PEEBER ™™ MOW MOW MOW MOW & FLUFF U! Chiquita

ROD ™™ Me and you and you and me, and a few Snickerdoodles for a treat. -Jeff

TO MY DARLING KITTEN ™™ on Valentines Day! Here's to a lot more years of friendship and love! KD

LUVBUG ™™ I will love you always!!! Love Bacon

TERESA ™™ I love you with all my heart, you are my best friend in the whole wide world. love Erica

SARAH ™™ I cherish the moment every morning when I wake up next to you. I'll love you always. Billy

ANDY ™™ You are a mighty fine piece of the 'Lord's' handywork. Will you be my Valentine? *That Girl

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ™™ if I kissed you? Guess my answer is I would fall in love with you. I love you Katie--From Ducky the Parrot

FOR MY BEBA ™™ "Until the day the ocean doesn't touch the sand, you are everything to me". And I jelq for you. Your Beba

TRICIA ™™ You mean the world to me. You are MY best friend. Anything? ALWAYS. For you. Michael

TO MY JERAMEYBEAR ™™ Thanks for being so sweet, swell and well... you. ;-) Love, Your Nerd Goddess

POOK ™™ You are clearly the best one, I am a very, very lucky man. Love, Keith.

CHAD ™™ If you died I'd throw my tormented body into an angry cement mixer and have myself poured into your tomb. Your Tops, Moe

T.K. ™™ You are the love of my life, Bunny-Pod. Don't know what I would do without you. Thanks for putting up with me, yer ol' B.P.er J.T.

SEXY BABY ™™ You get my juices flowing. Thank you for all these wonderful years. And our two beautiful children. You leave me breathless still, your kitten.

YO ROME ™™ I can't wait to get some of your sweet lovin' so if you cut this out, it's good for 30 minutes of whatever you want - you're the boss!

KATIE ™™ I love you and your candy. Keep it as sweet as it was the first day I ate it.

MOCHI ™™ You're so sweet and sticky and powdery good. I'll outside spoon you till the cows come home. I love you, I love you, I love you!

GRILDITTY! ™™ Every day of my life is better because you're in it, you sweet ornery woman. I hope you know that I love you madly and I always will.

JOHNISH ™™ You're still my marmoset and my schweet B. I love the man you are and the man you're still becoming. Happy Valentines Day, my darling homo husband.

S ™™ I still fantasize about fucking you during one of those fantastic southern thunderstorms. You're beautiful in lightning. Love, E.

FOR GG ™™ Lead me into temptation. Be my contradicting love, Be my vile saint. I'll surrender. Sedated, powerless, Begging for one more taste, Of that which makes me whole. -kitten

GINNY ™™ You are so rockin! I can't believe we've been married eight years... thanks for a million laughs. Thanks for always being my Valentine. I love you. BRENT

BE MINE SCHWAN!! ™™ The Banta is lusting you from afar, and awaiting your return.

MARY ™™ I love you even when you forget movie titles and fret about hair loss. Tape stuff to my door anytime! xo, Rho

CELINA SALAL SELASIE I ™™ Sunshine, are you outside? I love you, Jonathan

SW ™™ you dirty whore, I love you, BT

18 Years Old We Were ™™ Now 18 years together, Life flows with rapid pace, Love pools and lingers. I love you, Jo - Will

MUNKACHU!! ™™ You rock you roll you rule you bump you grind you titillate you stimulate you mayka me larf you mayka me groan. Can you say "perfect lady"?

MOLTO BENE ™™ I adore you. Love, Kat

DEAR HESTER SUE ™™ I do love you, With a kiss and a hug, From your sweet Junebug.

Travee And Fonzie ™™ i love you!

I LOVE YOU, ANITA! ™™

WOOFIE ™™ CAN'T WAIT FOR SEX ON THE BEACH. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY! XOXO -PB

SO I SAW YOU ™™ disassembling drums in the window. All it took was one kiss through the glass--one cold kiss to meet your warm mouth on the other side.

JOZIE ™™ You are the greatest. As elusive as a metaphor to describe you. Yet delightful, like a Valentine's Day simile. With Love, Ted

COURTNEY ™™ I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT REAL LOVE WAS UNTIL I MET YOU. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART (DONT WORRY YOUR PARENTS DONT READ THIS). LOVE ALWAYS, MORGAN

MELODY ™™ I miss you terribly, but am proud of the direction you are taking. Love, Amber

BOB ™™ You are hot, sweet, considerate, sexy and did I mention HOT? Bert

AMY ™™ You're Fucking HOT!! I'm so happy to have met a beautiful, sweet, sexy, soft, caring hottie like you! There aren't many like you. I'll miss you when you're gone - S

I LOVE YOU, POOPYDICK! ™™ I'm glad you were at that party, drunk off your ass, 16 months ago, and you came into my life-xxoo j

BECK ™™ You fowl mouthed slut! I miss your drunken companionship. I wish I was stumbling around with you coked out & tanked up on Hammes. Love Ken

ARWAIN ™™ You're the one fetus I could never abort. I love you more than any thing.happy valentines day. -bubbles

*TIM* ™™ You are an adorable and sweet boy. Much love to you on Valentines Day! Hope to see you on Thursdays, for the rest of my life. Mwah, Your Secret Admirer

MON MIEL ™™ A hearty French laugh for you and some salmon pate from the Most Blessed of All Women. Montreal is fucking cold.

MILACKU! ™™ HOPE THIS DAY OF HEARTS fiNDS YOU HAPPY AND JOYOUS. I LOVE YOU GREATLY AND SEE A FUTURE FULL OF LASKA AND WONDROUS BOOKS FOR YOU AND I.

ONCE IN AWHILE ™™ Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale. Thank You Moni, ti amo lani

MEEEE-AHHHH! ™™ You know what that means. Whole lotta love, babe.

"FELIZ NAVIDAD" ™™ does NOT work, Asa!

I'LL MISS YOU EHD!! ™™ Always your friend, Heather.

HEY MY QUEEN LILI'UOKALANI! ™™ YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME AND I'M ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR VACATION. LOVE YOU!

OLIVIA-MAN ™™ Where are those iron panties when you need em? -Anneka

DEAR EGGY ™™ O pointy birds, O pointy pointy, anoint my head, anointy-nointy -tanukisuit

MY BRUMM-BAER ™™ With sunflowers, drive-by touches, beach rescues, library letters, tree forts, lost coasts and shooting stars I found the one I was looking for, without looking. Bisou! xox

TO MY METCAT ™™ No, I'm the lucky one. xoxo Duckie

PAUL ™™ What's a pine weasel? -H

YOUR ANUS ™™ Thank you for being there in the past three years. Pucker up! Love, My Cock.

DEAR ASA ™™ Did you ever think of the serious consequences that may result from eating pho!? You have been warned. -Heather

JEFFURY ™™ Muffled videogames are fun. Blue wizard needs food badly. tehehe, xoxo. -H

TONY ™™ If Twiddlebugs and Frazzle got into a battle, who do you think would win? -Z aka H.

DEAR MARK SADXXX ™™ You're a good hugger! We should hang out sometime so I can show you my mad Solomon's Key skills. -heatherd

HABIBI ™™ soon, love... soon I will make you my wife. I know now that I want to spend the rest of my life with you!

UPSTAIRS GARRET CROOKED FLOORS ™™ Put up art take down the doors. Her cat's too much and her tub looks like a murder scene. He's got too damn many records for anyone's good. WTF and why not. BLR and an XXX.

CASSY ™™ LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE -MIKE

SUPERSWEETSWEET ™™ you are snugglicious. Always with love. -The Teller

TOODIE! ™™ Your clicks, Your dimples, Your frazzled morning hair, Your support,Your love, Your rockin' ass, and the way you wear my jeans keep me warm in Korea Love you.

-JUICYCAT- ™™ I'm licking my lips in anticipation.

SWEET SEATTLE SCOTT ™™ You're here and I'm here... Hey this sounds like last year. But it's not. I'm REALLY here. You rock my world more than M-R-A-Z.

PIXEL ™™ I love you way more than I could ever express with silly words. -DONUT

OI! ™™ I had no idea the great white north could be so hottt. Running to the border will never be the same, pretty soon you'll have me saying 'Eh'!

ANNIE T. ™™ I LOVE YOU, simple. J.F. in P.

JOHN ™™ My sweet brewer. I love you, I love you, I love you - all the way from sunny San Diego...see you soon! Sequoia

LOOMIE ™™ Your sugar daddy misses you. How do I buy you back?

DC ™™ five Valentine's Days and you still blow my mind! I can't wait to find out what else you do to me. Yours forever, YLP*

ALLI ™™ You are my love, my life, my light. The past is, but the future could be. I am nothing without you. Marry me, you fool!

NATALIE ™™ To my Sleeping Beauty, my rose, my one true love. Be my Valentine? @-->>--- D.

ALL I WANT ™™ for Valentine's Day is a chocolate covered "PEANUT"! Will you be mine? I can't wait to marry you on July 19th, 2003. xo Robin

DEAREST SQUIDWARD ™™ Please save the monkeywrenching for last... it's what Luther would have wanted. All My Love, Mookie

JENNIFER ™™ You are my everything. The past year and a half has been amazing. I want to grow old with you babe. I am the luckiest. Forever and 267 days.

TRACY S. ™™ I will take you and the four kids cause I love white trash! U R not that smart and kind of ugly. Cheeks like a hamster stashing food. Leave your husband in Marysville. Love, Jason

HOW MOULTRIE ™™ managed to produce two such intelligent, talented, good lookin' choir queers with the same name, we may never know, but I'm lucky to know you both. -j

SEXY ™™ Provocative, Intelligent, Voluptuous girl, I crave you more than cigarettes and coffee after a bowl. It's real love, babe.

JOSH ™™ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO. Just today, be my HOT GAY FANTASY QUEEN -DEVON

RUSTY'S MOM ™™ I Love You So Much. Let's move back to the Northwest and follow our dreams for the rest of our lives. Bearded Man

DEAR KENSTER ™™ I love you my brother, miss you big time. It's been 3 years in exile for me. Fuck the Seattle Times and the 2003 management team. Spike

HAPPY VALENTINES ™™ to my favorite Seattle ex-pats, Bossmann, Kotovic and Sanek and to the new kids Goerneman and Schiffer, you guys make Dresden home! Love, Geigerova

TO TIM G. ™™ Hope living in Seattle is suiting you and you're not missing the Midwest too much! Take care and have a great Valentine's Day, Prom King. Love, Emily

HUNNY BUNNY ™™ My heart is full of love and joy as we start this journey together! You are my one true love. -Punkin' Butt

POOP! ™™

JOHN T ™™ From the west coast to the east, from the silly young boys we were to the sillier grown men we are. I will always love you. -BOYBLUE

TO MY BIG HUNKY NORWEGIAN VIKING ™™ Can't wait to get home and back in your arms. Your support through all this has been amazing. I love you.

SWEATY ™™ Happy Valentine's Day...thanks for always trying...all I wish for is your happiness...love, Beeba

BOOX2 ™™ Our 12th Valentines living together and our first as a married couple. I love you, even when your crotch is all stinky. BooBoo

TO MY SEXY ROCK STAR ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, Billy! Today, and every day, I give you all my love. ~Your Sex Kitten, Sandra

AARDVARKS ARE HOT ™™ Let's breed like bunnies. -A

TO THE HOT BASS PLAYER OF WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ™™ You rock my world in more ways than one! Love, BSK

TO MY BELOVED SNUGGLETRAY ™™ I love you and have loved you everyday for the past 6 years and will continue to love you until the end of time. So be my valentine. Love Pooka- licious P.S. You will get a card too

TO MY PUMPKIN PIE AND LITTLE WING ™™ Thank you for the joy, laughter, and love you bring to my life. I love you both truly, madly, deeply. Your Sweet Jacob

HI BUDDY ™™ Props to my favorite peep (and please keep your receipts)! Even a fistful of goldfish couldn't drive me away. Here s to procreation! X s & O s, Your Beyonce

FOLKLIFE ™™ Rain. Happiness. When Mmmm becomes an adjective according to webster's.

YOU ARE MY JACK OF HEARTS ™™ My funny Valentine. Who new I would find my soul mate in King Solomon's Reef on a cold November night. Look how far we have come together!

IAN ™™ I love you more each day, my tender robot, my world is in animated colors because of you, your love and wicked sense of humor! Love, NICK.

MATTIE ™™ You are the best. I'm tingling just thinking about you. I love you.

JACKSHIT ™™ I know I'm no longer 15. I still like to kick & scream! This Valentine's Day it would be illegal to wed, so can I just give you head? Nils

SWEET MUNSIE! ™™ I choose you and you choose me. I am the happiest Walto in the world. XOXO kso kso

PETER ™™ To say I love you would be an understatement. You mean the world to me. Ok, you're the bomb! Love you! Terry

MY SAFIDADA! ™™ you make my heart glow and beat with great excitement! I luv our time together and look forward to our future together.

CASEY, MY LOVER MAN ™™ Thank you for marrying me and loving me. Only 4 1/2 years to go. Love Jenny

ANTIONETTE M. ™™ I love you oukuds of universes, 4 ever and ever, eternally and then some-You know the deal! 4ever-Magenta M.

WYOLENE W. ™™ I love and miss u. More than you'll ever know. Your Sis-Tammie. Please contact me!

DREAMS OF MUSIC AND MOVIES ™™ the anti-dayjobbers we are... your support and company has been more than a kick in the pants... Danke Sara...I Love You.

TIM H. ™™ Happy Valentines Day Bro- I love you very much! Your Sis- Magenta

MOORE M. ™™ Forget Toddy without the body.... I'll be your Valentine. Guess Who

JERAME ™™ Wanna be my Valentine?????? Me

K. ™™ I don't understand what happened. Hope your happy this day and always! M. (I'LL NEVER 4GET YOU!)

RIAIN ™™ I miss you. -Leila

ALAN A. ™™ Has anyone told you lately you ROCK? I'm glad we're friends. Looking forward to a fun year of bike rides and adventures with you and the gang. :) Carey

DC REYNAUD ™™ I couldn't help but envy the cock that woke you up every morning. Shame he missed the plane to Seattle. Allow me. Mike

LUCKY DAWG CIARAN ™™ You're the best lover, protector, and boyfriend a girl could have. Lets make sweet music from our hearts for one another forever! Your sex kitten, Jen

DST ™™ I will be your sunshine - even in the mornings - for as long as I can still breathe. I love you, BLR

ALEXANDRA R. ™™ You are you are my favorite neurotic girl forever and ever. I love you! -KristiAnne

CHRISTOPHER Q. ™™ Happy v day my only love-KJ

MY MASTERS FROM UMBERHULK ™™ May I be bound to your servitude forever! May the ale flow freely and the debauchery be never-ending. You fucking Rock! Your loyal wench, Jennah

FIRECROTCH!! ™™ Be my Valentine!! Love Always~ Red Snapper!!

DANIELLE C. ™™ I'll be Switters and you Susie. Wait...why not Domino? We'd get to do it sitting down. I love you, Johnny Utah

TO KRISI ™™ Happy Valentine's Day! I love you so much. I value our life together. I look forward to a future with you. Your Jed

IN THE WORDS OF ™™ the J. Geils Band, LOVE STINKS!!! Happy frikkin' Valentine's day!

TO AC ™™ Thanks for making the last year of my life, the best year of my life. Damn, who talks like that? I Love you, Lil' Buddy

CUPCAKE ™™ Let's go to Canada today. You will enjoy the games we play. Leave the gat at home. Bring the handcuffs and make me moan. Let's get buck wild! And you thought I was mildLove, Hodi the Wonderfi

I SING ™™ Honey honey honey honey, honey honey honey honey nana, nana, nana! you're my best girl. I love you. Corey

MOM! ™™ You're the best in the world. I love going to Marymoor with you and playing rough when you get home. Arooroorooh! Henry

I BARELY KNOW YOU BUT I LIKE YOU ™™ I enjoyed the times we've shared and look forward to more. Email me - don't be shy - you know who I am: K-F-I-S-@

MI AMOR RAUL ™™ °Tengo interÈs en usted profundamente y, la necesidad para decir el Día de los enamorados Feliz! °Yo lo amo, gran cantidad y soy tan feliz que usted sea mío! Yo lo amo siempre, Karen

BILLY-LLOYD-THE-MONKIN ™™ You're my only Monkin-BILLY-LLOYD-THE-MONKIN, You're the man for me! -your Tiger

TO SARAH A. IN NOLA ™™ Please come to Seattle. The dirty south isn't for me, and it shouldn't be for you either. Happy valentine's day, homo. -Denise

DEAR CHICKEN ™™ Eight years, a couple emergency rooms, road trips, jazz hands and grandmas, Paris (only in the winter), two coasts, one sense of humor. I love you so much. Sandwich

MEAGHAN ™™ "Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other's little failings." Jean De La Bruyère I love you girl! xoxo, Lindsey

DEAR LUCY ™™ RAR. --Paul

MY PEACHY ONE ™™ You are the apple of my eye, grape of my wine, honeysuckle of my warm summer afternoon, the stars in my night sky. Be my Valentine!

D ™™ I signed up for shiraz, got so much more. Thanks for rugby, Christmas in Oklahoma, scrabble asskickings, reversing my polarity, and filling my heart. More surprises please! Love, J

ADRIENNE ™™ You are gravy and I love you. Love and kittens. Courtney

A*MU ™™ I luv you! K*la

PAULA B ™™ My true love, I have set you free into the ocean. I may never see your heart again, or one day it may wash up on my golden sands in a bottle, ready for us to sip of the rose once more. xxx I

OH MY LITTLE KATE KATE KATE ™™ You are so great great great, I love how you shake shake shake, When you work at the Liquid Lounge my heart goes pat pat pat, You know I want to tap dat dat dat.

FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY ™™ after all these years... I have fallen Love with myself. Happy valentines day big sweet, sweet heart. Yahoo! Love Me XXX

MEL ™™ It's Mana. Just wanted to say I love you tons and my life would be nowhere without your constant love and support. 6 more months. love always, your wife.

MARANO ™™ You are my clumsy pig, my unexpected love, my laugh track partner, my papacito, and my best friend. I am so lucky to have found you. I love you.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS ™™ I love you! Have an awesome day and don't let the craziness seep into your eternally mutating flesh...or something...ya anyway...womandish (that bald chick)

KEVIN ™™ I know I'm deaf, but I'm not blind. I see how incredibly lucky I am to have you. Happy Valentine's Day...I love you, four-eyes. Chrissa

CHRISTOF ™™ I love you more than anything in the world. Even though U R sometimes difficult. 4 years and going strong! Can't wait 4 fun in the years 2 come. Sativa

TIMIE, TARA, & KIM ™™ Love from the girls in CdA. We'll see you in a few weeks! Brian

TINY GIRL ™™ Happy Valentines Day and Happy Birthday. From your teddy bear.

G ™™ I'm so fucking yours! Y

2 HOT BUNS C ™™ "Valentine's Day is just a crashcourse in heartbreak!"

B! ™™ Never told me you were interested. Had to hear it from everyone else. Feeling was mutual. Still feel the same. Now is your chance. S!

HOBBIT LOVE MOONSTONE BENEDICT ™™ From Bus #7 to Now and Forever... you are my coal burner on cold nights...tripple lettered word scores you bring my Love. xxoo david

OH LIL KATIE ™™ Me ultimate matey, I'm the fatty that makes you blush, bend over and i'll plunge yer tush! My skirmy rooter has a date with yer cherry-shooter! Zan

YOU MADE IT ™™ FROM MP...TOOL TO BOYFRIEND!! Just want you to know that I am falling for you. What was suppose to be just sex has turned out to be lot's more. I am having fun and loving every minute of it. You're a great man, glad you came back after all these years. Hope the future is as bright as each and every present day I spend with you. Deez

RANDY ™™ Don't you want this chicken? Marcell got you this chicken. Randy! RANDY! Don't you want this chicken?!? RANDY!!! Love, Marcell

BRANDY ™™ My love for you is far greater than any words could hope to describe. I have faith in us and what the future may hold if we let it.

RR ™™ I am the lucky one. I love you so much. Rk

CHEESIE GIRL ™™ Where would I be without you? Your smile makes the world a better place. I am so glad you're in my life. love, bunny.

LOVEABLENE ™™ In spite of the hard times, if you're near or far, I really love you, just the way you are. Me PS: You're more than a mouthful

TO MY SWEET KELLY-CAKES ™™ You're not in the I-saw-you section, but all the blue buggies and I love you. XOXOX sweetpea.

SUGAR CROTCH ™™ I wanna freak you like a caged beast, Happy Valentine's Day in Seattle. I love living with you, I get to touch your butt. LOVE FURRY CRAP FACE

LIZ ™™ I love you... and candy. - Scott.

T. ™™ You are the candleflame that sets alight the rusty blowtorch of my soul. Now if only we could find a match. -- A.

THERE WAS A GIRL ™™ obsessed with the plague. On this matter she rarely was vague.Now she likes Alan (what luck!) More than goat cheese and ducks. Now Yersinia Pestis seems like a drag.

FLYING KING EDWARD THE FIRST ™™ My love for you will never cease and I will never stray. Love, Big Blue-Eyes

QUE CALIENTE! ™™ N

MISSY ™™ Your eyes torture my heavily guarded heart, your words revive my languid spirit- Heart you always, Ken.

THE SWEDISH THING ™™ You are loved- Beck and Ace

PRINCESS ™™ You are my one and only. I love you will all my heart. I want you to forever be my valentine. I want you forever and always. With all my LOVE, Tristan

BRAD ™™ It was hot when you were my professor. It's hot now, a year later. Only I love you now. But it's still pretty hot. Eileen

BRIDGET'S CUNT ™™ thanks Tom for all the work your nice hot wet tongue performs... you are truly a gifted individual.

CHRIS ™™ My heart just falls out when you walk in the door, Friendship turned into love, And best friends make a perfect match. Love, Stephanie (Jurassic 5)

JIA YIN ™™ Even though your in China and I am here in Seattle my heart is with you.....clay

LUPE ™™ Boys may come and go but you will always be my sweetheart. Thanks for making these past four years memorable.....now it's time to make the babies, Rosa

TO MY CRAZY BLUE HAIRED BOY ™™ You will always be my best friend! Love you always and forever, LeAnn.

CALVIN ™™ You keep me alive. I'm yours forever. ~Love, your baby

TO THE WONDERTWINS ™™ Thanks for letting me in on yer lil secret - that love can be unapologetic and beautiful. You've taught me more than words can say. I love you.

JEREMY ™™ Two weeks on the road and seven years of happiness - who could understand it? (Must have been that bed.) Love you every day. -K.

CEM ™™ It's about time you remembered to put a Valetine in the Stranger! I love you dearly, my sugarplum, happy valentines day. xoxox, BPP.

ANDREE ™™ You're squeezably delicious...I love you!

CRISB ™™ Yer a mala to my queerche, a mary to my cherry, yer a Tracy to my plastics and a stripy to my sock, Yer a rebel on the underground, I m a rebel of the Olytown. Love ya, -DD

SHARONE ™™ Happy Hearts Day, Rosebud! -Kyle

CUB BEAR ™™ Dizzy-ness is in this year. Jamaica or bust? Let s rock this year proper, unlike the others. Remember, sometimes it rains, even in Australia. Love, Your-DJ-Savior

LAURAPHONIC ™™ Let's make pretzels, have staring contests, dance the night away in my living room, run crazily through the Redwoods, and walk into tomorrow guided by love. Your baby- Anthony.

HOTROD MOMMA BEAR ™™ You're the lumps in my chowder. You and baby bear are the poops in my heart. But get your stuff out.

KAMIEO ™™ I love you from your snuggle bunny!

JOSH ™™ I LOVE YOU!, My Lady. XOXO Court.

SQUISH ™™ To my monkey love Circusthorn. With all my heart and soul - Mrs. HCThorn.

GEOMETRYOFLOVE ™™ We love you come home soon and get laid. Love Jack Daniels and Kamihoe

BUHKAH! ™™ To the funniest sweetest rarest bird yet.

MIKE AKA MEKI ™™ Regardless of how many times you spell my name wrong, I'll still keep you around. Here's to crushed red pepper and old spice. Love & kittens.

JOE ™™ Your bitterness and beauty still astound me.

MY LITTLE BUNNY NATHAN ™™ Little worm. love, monkey

JENNYC ™™ As love draws we stars into this binary system and grows our mass and energy, may our gravitational centers coincide by always putting one in front of the other.

TO KIM AND WILD JILL ™™ There is nothing like the warmth of your "Lovas' touch". It sure has kept me steamy this year! See you in my room. L-Bizl.

KIM N. ™™ I love all the talks and inside jokes we have created, you are such a smart and funny girl. I hope you know that you will always have a friend in me. Love ya. Logan.

JILLIAN M. ™™ You make it so easy to be your friend, your always there to listen, laugh, or gossip when I need you. Thank you for being you. Logan.

LOGAN ™™ You are so smart and funny and beautiful, everyday we wish we could be more like you. Thank you for allowing us to be your friends. Kim and Jill.

IT'S RECESS! ™™ Sweetie, I love you! What more can I say? Happy VD! xo, e

DEAR MALLORY ™™ I'm still claiming you as my valentine this year. Love, Brenda

COREY L. ™™ Although we're apart, you have all my love and my heart and my thoughts, dreamy and dirty both. Hold tight to our pillow, I'll be home soon. RHONDA

~MIKEY~ ™™ You keep life exciting and calm me down when I want to explode due to stress. I love you with ALL OF MY HEART, FOREVER. Happy Valentine's Day! "You had me at hello." ~Jessie~

JANA ™™ You are wicked with that ghetto booty. I'm sure there are a couple of men stuffed in your closet right now. TRY not to blind people with your foxiness. Il Fo drop-out

TONI, TONI, TONI! ™™ How'd you get sooo ghe-tto uncontrollable?! I aspire to your greatness on tha dance floor. (heart) b-renda

JULIA ™™ I love that you love me, even though I'm hairy and you're beautiful. I love that you laugh, cry, care and even now you make the world seem clear. William

NERP. ™™

MONKEY, BABYCAKES ™™ The way you wolf down the fancyfeast, just like the regular teenage werewolf that you are. I love you so much, sara

MOST DELECTABLE AND DIAPHANOUS DIANE ™™ The way you share your sandwich with me melts my hungry stomach-I mean, heart. Love, B

EMILY, TERRI, MARJORIE, JAMES & RIO ™™ You have accepted my nervous offers of collaboration, making me unreasonably happy. May your valentine's day bring you unreasonable happiness in spades.

YOU DIDN'T RUN ™™ when things looked bleak. Happy valentines day to Xanadu, Rio, Elissa, Sara, Eric, Scott, Kat, Jeff & James too. I hope you really read those pamphlets.

TO MY HOT MATH CHICK ™™ I want to be your skater boy forever. I love our Library Time, and your fit tummy. Ill always be yours!

DAVE ™™ I love you. Thanks for giving me another chance and letting me join you in Seattle. It's been a year; it's been five. Here's to a lifetime. -Lauren

AKJ ™™ You appeared and showed me I could sing and now we're breaking records. I never knew that my heart could be so in tune. I love you. -Batgirl

TO MY VALENTINE, AMY D ™™ Sometimes we kiss for a sec., Other times we can not stop, Sometimes we get caught in the parking lot, By the local lame-ass cop. Good times, your valentine, Matt

HIYA CUTIE ™™

AJ ™™ Call Me. Laura

CONNIE D. ™™ I know what you were thinking, 'How am I going to fuck him if he won't take his pants off?' Raymond P.

FERCHULANDIA 2000 ™™ me dejas calentita por las mananas, dormida, con suenos de la playa, me despiertas con mate, y el sonido de tus deditos en el compu, mandando frases de locura, a tus recuerdos. te amo. te deseo. te consumo. Nena

JAMES ™™ You are a dream. Thank you for bringing US back to the Emerald City. I love you I love you I love you!!! Forever Yours, Your Satisfied Wife

MEGSIES! ™™ I love you SO much I want to smash my head against a wall. 5 Spot is calling your name. Let's go for a birthday breakfast! Love SarSar

DESMOND DARLING ™™ You are my favorite person. You are the butter on my popcorn and the soda water in my syrup. Love you to the moon and back. Love Sarah

NATHAN G. ™™ ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ARE YOU

HIGH HOW ARE YOU? You're funny and stuff. But so is Misses Onassis. LOVE SARAH

TO MY FELLOW CRESTIES! ™™ You are my family and I love you all dearly. Shout outs to JoeTop and Willtron and my biological twin, MARIAH! Love and hugs, Sawah.

MY DEAR POOPSIE ™™ Last Valentine's day you had to work... This time - you'll be working on me.... I love you. Boopsie

KEENIE BABY! ™™ Miss you so much I could puke out the insides of my stomach. I'm not in B-ham but I love you and the boys a ton. love SAR BEAR

SWEET PEACHES! ™™ How can he kiss her without any lips? Cute Geek. I love you Little Miss! Thank you Oingo Boingo.

I LOVE YOU ™™ I love you, I love you! That's all I want to say. D'Lish

DEAREST SLAMPIECE ™™ I wake, arm slung over your waist, and thank you silently for smiling like you are five, screwing like you are nineteen and being in love with me.

NATHAN ™™ you have the sweetest butt cheeks that I have ever seen in my life. love, monkey

JADA MOON ™™ Thank you for being such a wonderful friend these past twelve years. You're a bright light of intelligence and artistry and you rock! Love, JMK

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ™™ that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in this world. -A.F.

ICEBERG IN P-TOWN ™™ You were a shiny new penny that I wasn't ready to spend! No regrets for my deutchhound. Here's my hearty handshake, Blueberry

OCEAN COWBOY! ™™ I'M HUNGRY! (MORE WAYS THAN ONE) BE SAFE AND HURRY HOME! MISS YOU! HAPPY V DAY! XXX000~Neen & The Girls

FOGHORN, LEGWARM ™™ Did you hear that?!? Glad you're around. Love, christmas eve.

MOM AND POPS ™™ thanks for keeping it real, cincinnati-style. I love you a lot. Lukey.

GRANDMA ™™ there's a cabin with our names on it out on Ross Lake...meet me there sometime and I promise to not rock the boat. love, tommy.

AMY & DANIEL ™™ We're blessed to number you among our smartsy artsy friends. Have A Very Happy Valentine's Day! -21st St. Homo Collective

SYBILLE ™™ tellement je t'aime... Giovanni.

PILL-MONKEY! ™™ I still regret not looking up in Narita. Next time let's make the French in Pai green with envy (we'll have to start practicing now!!) -love yer bungalow bunny

HEY COWBOY! ™™ Keep those spurs sharp for me! Let's play rodeo when you come back! Happy Valentines Day, here's a big fat wet one for ya! Kisses~Demon Goddess

BRIAN ™™ you give me a boner! Happy V-day, kid. love, Julian

TO MY SWEETIE ™™ just wanted to say I love you with all my heart.

IVY ™™ you are sexy from your toes hiding under the covers in the morning until you use boxes to boost into bed at night. I choo-choo-choose you. Eli

JBG & EEBG ™™ love PBG very much

LIL' FUN ™™ 1 out of 1 doctor T's recommend that you be my valentine, FOOL! So get that sweeny-ass in gear and be mine. Hearts, senior pollo

SARAH MY PRECIOUS ™™ You buzz like a bee during the day, And cover me with honey at night. I am truly lucky, To have you as my queen. love jw

CHIP ™™ This day of love I take a vow, To love you well through all the days, Of long and labyrinthine ways: But I would love you anyhow. ~Kyla

CLAYTON ™™ You are a monkey butt. However, you are my personal favorite monkey butt and I love you. xo shilojean

DOOFER ™™ How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... fifteen. Love, Durkey

HONEY BADGER ™™ You are the greatest. I will love you forever. - Pie

DEAR PRINCESS KARIE ™™ I love you with all my heart. You have brought so much love and joy in my life. You're the best girlfriend and I thank you for everything you have helped me get through. Your loving boyfriend SBG

CAHRIE ™™ you will always be hilaaaarious. You & me & Al forever. Happy v, j dawg

TO RUTH ™™ With all my heart, all my love, all our laughs and smiles. Happy valentines! Love, Chris

DIANE ™™ You're the sweetest sweetheart I ever had. I still think about you every day... -Ted

GREGS! ™™ SMASH VELVET SUCKS MONKEY ASS! You're better off being challenged. You have taste example: you're with me. Love you Old Man. -Onnie

HEY SEXY BABY ™™ I love you. Just wanted to try this Stranger Valentine's thing. You'll get a better v-day present, promise. smooooo-oooooooooch. Lisa

ELIN B. ™™ Thank you for all that you are and all that you do! You really are the best! Happy Valentines Day to you and Emma. You know who.

FOR WHATEVER LIFE THROWS AT US ™™ your friendship is what stays in the end. You have been, are, and will always be my bu.

MIZ MOLLY/MARJORIE ARMSTRONG! ™™ Mucho amor para mi amiga. The Bear

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AT MAPI ™™ You're all so hot, if you were a beloved character actor and former star of ABC's Barney Miller, you'd be Babe Vigoda. Love, Pat

DARCEY, MY LOVE ™™ Happy Valentines! Sweet Buns!

DEAR LAYLA ™™ You are my Denali National Park, my Alaska, my Ocean. love, kirst

MAL!KO ™™ Its me chachi... I just wanted to say thank you for lovin' me the way do... I'm glad we met that night... Happy Valentines Day! and "I Love You!" don't you ever forget that... honi/uma!

A STRONG, EARTHLY WARRIOR ™™ roomed the dark sky. Wading through the ocean of light he noticed a bright yellow star. His hand touched her luster. Her illumination held him still.

TO MY SWEETIE WITH EYES LIKE THE SEA ™™ Thank you for an amazingly blissful year--so much love and giggling. let s do another... you have my heart, magness

KISS ME DAMMITT ™™ I could care less if we are going out or if you even like me. You complain about having no one to kiss well I'm here! ~BJ

TARA ™™ Honestly, I like them better than videogames.

FREAKSHOW ™™ You want me to see you, why don't you try seeing me? Tell you what, as soon as I see diamonds, I will see you. Much love, Your Tramp

S&M + CAKE ™™ I look forward to making and beating cake with you for the rest of my life. I love you and will always, no matta! M-Luv

JESS ™™ I am not emo, but you make me that way. You're across the country and will never see this, but I have to say I LOVE YOU anyways.

PIGLET ™™ Thank you for letting me be part of your life in Pooh Corner. The road has been rough this year and I'm glad you're by myside. Love Tigger.

DEAREST GRUMPMASTERB ™™ You came to rescue me, and I never claimed my prize. You quickly turned and walked away from my windowseat, and ever since then I've been shooting rubberbands at stars, waiting for your return, whether on your trusty white stead or in a beaten up pair of Etnies. Please let me know were your heavy heart lies? -gina bambina

WHEN I STOOD NAKED ™™ in the living room, you told me I needed wings. The stars and moon know our secrets best, and here's another; I love you. xo.

SILENT KRUSH ™™ I can't tell you how I feel or you'd run. Until a right time, I'll crush on you from afar. Still, you're the best friend I've had in years. Secret Her

IAN LOVER! ™™ Oh my sweet darling, our years together have fattened our bellies and emptied our wallets. Your love is the most precious thing I own. Happy Love Day. Heather

DAIYNE ™™ you were a psycho bitch but you swallowed. Happy Valentines Day. Love, Nate

YOUR RED HAIR IS SO STYLISH ™™ Your blue eyes make me shyish.... Boy I wish we could try this... Miss Molroy will you be mine and forever keep that cute behind?

CAKES OF BABIES ™™ Let's hope the second wedding is as exciting as the first! I love you. -Babies with cakes

ADAM ™™ To the Great White North, eh? Let's "lay" in bed all day. Escape the Police Beat. Let me handle "beefs". Like my way with meat? I love you! Jodi

SARA AND CHAR ™™ Have a few drinks on this wonderful holiday in my memory... MAP

THE PAST TWO YEARS ™™ were an entire lifetime because I wasn't with you. So that life had to disappear or I felt like I would.

CHRISINTA ™™ It takes a great woman to put up with all my shit. I love you. Love your Short, Fat, Bald, boyfriend.

PEA! ™™ I love you madly. Please be mine forever. LS, your PEA.

LEEK BOY ™™ misses bookish yoga girl, much more than I let on. Your schedule is hectic but I want to try. You shave your legs and I will bring flowers.

D ™™ Smooch, hug, kiss, maybe on Wednesday instead? Happy Valentine's Day! P

XXX SEDUCTRESS ™™ Business is over, it is time to party. Have an extreme valentine's day. --allouicious.

!ATENTO! ™™ The light of the stars and fire dancing over your eyes makes every bonfire seem like the fourth of July. Gretchen, my independent and peace-loving American, te amo.

I LOVE YOU MONKEY BAR! ™™ You are an excellent lover and my best friend. Happy Valentine's Day. Your Baby Monkey.

BON AND M ™™ You are the sexiest roommates a girl could have! Love, Amy

S.B.C. ™™ Just give in and be my Valentine, let's make your 30th year one to remember! A.P. maiden

WEANIE ™™ Thank you so much for all your love and support. Helping me get thru my disease means so much to me. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!! Steve

MISS JACK ™™ Thanks for always keeping me in check! You are amazing! I guarantee this is the year a sister will get a break! Here's to more laughs! Xoxo SB

HANSEN SISTAH'S ™™ You ladies rock! What would Stella do with out you! I'm so glad we met even if it was thru some creepy dungeon and dragons stalker! xoxo SB

DEAR ORI ™™ You are like a ten pound box of uh sugar-free, gluten-free carob candy. xxoo Kansas!

SAM ™™ Here's to watching "My bloody Valentine", Kink & Skinamax and wondering how boobs are on TV before 9:00 pm. Thanks for being so great! Xoxo SB

MIZ MOLLY/MARJORIE ™™ Mucho amor para mi amiga. This is your year of happenings The Bear

POPO! ™™ Even though you don't call me I still think you're nice. Don't worry so much, it's what gives you the runs. Drowned World forever.

TO THE COOLEST EMILY ™™ After seeing bitchfight, a panel of wizened elders have decided that you need to apply to the Lusty Lady. Just make sure you still have that shirt. You rock.

MOST RHONDA OF RHONDAS ™™ You are the coolest girl in school. Nothing but greatness for you, girl. Love from your friend B.

BABE ™™ You're the most babe-alicious babe a babe could ever have. I love you! Your Babe.

JOB OPPORTUNITY ™™ Matt, Thanks for calling me up, making one of my dreams come true and for wholeheartedly supporting the rest of them. You're hired. Your Charlie's Angel

SWEET LEILANI P ™™ I have so many great memories of us. So many silly things that still make me giggle. All the show's we've done, how insanely proud I was when you shook your body like a wild woman and the crowds screamed for more. How hot it made us to perform together, all our trips to the bathroom (wink). ETC..... I love you and I miss your face. I hope you fill this day with laughter, and at least one piece of hard candy! Always here for you cricket. -moi

BURLYQ ™™ a queer cabaret... seattle's best burlesque, yo chica's!! I love you all and feel blessed to be a part of such a fabulous group of women. Happy V-Day to you all.... eat lot's of hearts!!! See you at the next show-Sheu Sheu LeHaure'

U SHOW UP TO WORK ™™ on your bike... breath of fresh air... we have the same name... and u r the best TIE ever!!!! don't ever leave!!!

SILHOUTTE ™™ the long walks, talks, movies, dinners. The passionate nights which ended too soon will always be in my mind. THANK YOU VALENTINE! Love u always, shadow.

MANDOLIN ™™ To a bright, passionate, caring woman who is embarking on life's next adventure, enjoy a special weekend in BC with your #1. Love and kisses, Junius

DEAR EX BOYFRIEND OF MY FRIEND ™™ She dumped you for the tall man back east. I'm not crazy like her, come on a date with me.

KELLI & ALAN ™™ sitting in a tree? When are they gonna get married? Rev. Sha

MATTHEW S. ™™ The wind today keeps blowing up my skirt to show my hot pink panties.... wish you were here. I love you, Margaret

OH SWEET DARLING ™™ what did I do to deserve you? What did I say to make your angel eyes turn my way? Sha & Remy (10/05/03)

DEAR BABYBUTT ™™ Seven lucky years ago fate brought us together through The Stranger personals. These have been the best years of my life! I love you! Love, Wheels

TO OUR BELOVED BELLEVUE ACCOUNTANT ™™ "Famous Hotties Love Steven!" Happy Valentine's Day! Sincerely, Norah & Winona & Sheryl & Nicole

WHEN + + + HAPPENS ™™ her skin slicks (apple). when + + happened, skirts slipped, rooms slanted, walls hued (orange). my dear, our seam is hand-sewn.

WILLEM V S ™™ I called. Thank you forever. Shelley v S

OH FABULOUS TUAN ™™ you special roommate of mine, you are my precious

JAKE ™™ "The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive." -Orlando A. Battista. I love you SO much! xoxoxo, Lindsey

JENNIFER ™™ You are my heart and my heart belongs to you... yours truly

MAD JACOB!! ™™ Our brief summer encounter left me swooning in my labcoat. Wish we could have talked more. I'll just admire you from afar. Be my Valentine anyway? Mad Jessica

TAMARA ™™ There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that I am the luckiest guy in the world. You are the soul in my heart. Trevor

TO MY BELOVED WILHELM ™™ Without you, there would be no lavendar, fuschia, or magenta- and where would that get us?! Be mine Valentine! Sincerely, Franz Frankenhauper

KITTY LOVES CHICKEN ™™ Chicken you are one of my bestest friends ever! I love you, and happy Valentine's Day! Love, Kitty

MY BIG HONEYBEAR ™™ I love beeing your little HoneyBee with your moon & stars to guide me into sweet, heavenly LOVE! J loves J

TO BRIAN D. ™™ you are the dopest barista ever. Nobody will EVER replace you! We miss your smile & laughter! Happy Valentine's Day! XOXO Sarah & Cat

HOLIO, HOLIO ™™ Where for out thou holio? Luv, Big Worm and Beefs

MY MANGO ™™ Happy Valentine's Day Adam! My world changed when I met you. Thanks for making everyday perfect. Love, Meagan

A FREE SPIRIT ™™ Effervescent, engaging, charming, sexy, studly, irreverent and kind. Always bringing a spring to my step and a sparkle to my eyes. I love you.

FINNOFEE ™™ You got mad skillz as a best friend, yo. Jolio

MARTY ™™ You have made the last 6 months the greatest and I can't wait for the next 6. You mean everything to me and I love you. Eddy

KFW ™™ Happy Valentine's Day!! I'm looking forward to spending the weekend in B.C. with the smartest, cutest, thinnest, nicest, most popular guy in the world!!

WADE ™™ You're sexy on land, beautiful in the sea, love your mind, body and soul. Cheers to you my love. Lu loves you too!

TO THE DAVES ™™ Hmmm, what to get you. Leather couches, 500 Nerds Ropes? A FREE greeting in The Stranger seems so much better. I love you guys!! G

ROBIN ™™ You are my sunshine and I love you! Only 155 days and counting... anticipating bombastic love! Peanut

MEGS, KARINA, STEF & KASEY ™™ Love you girls! Here's to Chester Ferdinand Squish!

I LOVE YOU MOM! ™™ Thank you for everything you do for me!

ANNE JANE ™™ You are the best sister ever! Happy Valentine's Day!

PIRATES OF THE TREES ™™ who spit, poke, punch, dance, flick, flop, grab, wiggle, pull, shiver, shrug, hurtle, tug, tweak, twitch, wriggle, bite, wink and yell. Thank you, I enjoy. M.

FJJ ™™ You took a chance and kissed me at midnight... I adore your passion! XOXO Miranda

BRANPROV ™™ mah babies daddy...Thank you for taking a chance, never letting go and giving me something to smile at every morning! You are the love of my life! Forever your luvbug! SMoOooOo OooOoOOcH

WOULD ANYONE LIKE ™™ to go out and throw lonely looks at lovers, watch awkward dutiful dates, and then treat ourselves to drinks and cart wheels? Meet at Charlie's, 7, V-Day

NOTTHEVIRGINMARY ™™ True love is forgiveness. Be my Valentine. Notthebuddha

SCHMOO ™™ I love you more and more every minute I spend with you. Will you be mine? Capt. Chubb

MY MAN CALQUEHOUN ™™ I love you more than I love my nailpolish. Uh, well except 'New Day' by China Glaze.

LOVEBUG ™™ I am so glad to be your girl. My heart is forever yours. Adventures are ours to have and memories are ours for making. Praise God! Love, SuperG

TWAS NOT ™™ into my ears you whispered, but into my heart, twas not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Magenta

HANK ™™ Even though you are a bit psycho and obsessed you have a loving heart (and small head). You are as interested in me as you are dedicated to your food. Thanks. YOSHI

LISA MARIE ™™ You are so far from me now my love, and it hurts so bad, and although this pain is more than my heart can bear, I will always love you. Denise

K-DOG! ™™ We have good conversations, fun times and beer. I couldn't ask for more. XO, Joe

JIMMY ™™ Hey baby! What's a dish? A scoop up? Luv you with all my heart. Frog lips crown! Can I be yurr nasty slut? Yurr grrl!

MOE! ™™ I's gots'ta be real 'sited t'have ya' move up here fo' good! Right on! You's is a terrific homey t'have. Morty memo'ies, Reaney Park floods, Green Sweaters, MoJo and Totino's fo'ever. We be baaad... Joey

NEIGHBOR NORA! ™™ Jeez, that was really fun. Totally the best neighbor ever! I'll see you in Europe, when you will be free! Keep that big smile. It's real cute.

PICKLES ™™ I love you more than tuna melts. More than whips and chains and leather belts. More than Justin Guarini at Macy's Thanksgiving. Almost as much as Pabst Blue Ribbon.

CRAIG-A-LA ™™ I keep falling for you like new snow on the palm of a hand: All that is fixed in structure, melts and flows into new feeling states.

ANNENELIA ™™ You couldn't be any cooler if you were Bob Barker. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Chicken

BRAD! ™™ You are an awesome friend! That bitter humor and crazy streak make you so fun to be with-inside jokes and string cheese forever! Your partner in crime, Annimal.

MIMI ™™ You are my favorite flavor! Love always, Carlos

LOBSTER ™™ From the moment we kissed, I knew you were the one. My mind, heart and soul exploded with love and excitement. I will love you forever, Banana

CHELS ™™ I have always loved you. I always will. You are my one and only... Johnny Pinhead, XOXOXOXO

OSAMA ™™ You're the greatest. I couldn't have done it without you. Love George

D ™™ Who knew that binge drinking could lead to true love? I'm the luckiest alcoholic ever! A

SUCH PRETTY HAIR ™™ May I kiss you, may I kiss you there? So beautiful you are. So beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you. Love, CG

KLEEP! ™™ WWWho loves kitty? Do you love kitty? Are these your shoes? Bllarf. Who loves kitty? Ghoulini

JESS, I LOVE YOU!!! ™™ You are such a sweet and loving person and I am glad you are in my life. Dan

DOOPALINA MOU ™™ Will you marry me? Tintin

TO BALLZ DEEP, NOTORIOUS ™™ UHM... BOO. From BALLZ DEEP, REPRESENT

HON! ™™ Do you have to work a double, a double. I hope you get off and can come over for some cookies, some cookies. Even just a little bit.

THE FIRST TIME ™™ we meet I turned my back on you. I am glad I have never done that again. Thank you Julie for the best 12 years I have had in this life.

ORANGE LEADER ™™ I'm Crazy Valentine's Day Card girl! NOW GIMMIE SOME CANDY!!! Love Red Leader

TO MY L-DAWG ™™ Thank you for being the one to make me happy. I love you. J-Rey

I WORK 8 HOURS ™™ sleep 8 hours, and when I come home, there's no one else I'd rather spend the day with than you. LUVU Rach, Helgi.

ROSS ™™ Even though our lives are always changing. My love for you is constant and strong. On much we cannot agree, but we do have naked jeopardy. Your Sweet Honey Baby

PAULA ™™ We are so close, but so far from where we need to be. If you stop by more often, I will undoubtedly try and kiss you.

KATI J. ™™ I love you honey bunny. Thank you for supporting my skiing so much! From your not so secret admirer.

FOR MY SWEET ™™ buttery muffin CABLE: Let's make jam together forever. Let's eat ham together forever. Let's get naked together forever. Let's be in love together forever...your love ruby

HELEN ™™ Thanks for being the best Valentine a friend could hope for! I'm loving you! Cheers to the future! Corn

MISS BUTT ™™ Happy Valentines Day! I love you! Coributt

SHADOW STONYBROOK ™™ Roses r red, violets r blue, oh my gawd do I get wet, when I think of you. I'll be your pornstar any day. Love ya, Ginger

FUZ ™™ I love you I love you I love you I love you!! Your Mela

FRENCH CLASS SARAH ™™ Je pense que nous devrions nous réunir pour le déjeuner. Je pense que nous devrions nous réunir pour une boisson. Je pense que nous devrions nous réunir pour...

PANTS ™™ My home's wherever you are, lovey. C.

ANNE ™™ Happy V-Day. Hopefully by the time you read this in The Stranger the kitchen will finally be done so that we can have our first dinner at home... ever! Love, Gerrit

MATH ™™ How proud I am. From Super Mario World to the Womb to the WORLD. I will always whitney houston song> you. See you in A'dam.

CHRIS ™™ Here's a valentine from the girls at G.H.C.U.! Thanks for always being such a sweetie.

NINI ™™ So, uh, are these all the valentines I'm getting - or, uh.

SWEETNESS ™™ As I push, as you gasp, as your tits glisten with sweat, remember how deep my love for you is. Always, C

TO MY LOVE JULIE ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, Beautiful. You are wonderful, want you to know your loved, and very much appreciated. I Love You Julie, Love CAT

EDDIE! ™™ I give in to the made-up commercial for Teleflora, without the Jewel soundtrack! I give in to you, digga.

HEY D.™™ Happy Valentines Day! Thinking of you with love, Z

TO SWEETIE ™™ I couldn t imagine my life without you--no Kermit, no Monkey, no one to keep me up at night snoring. I love you always. From: Your Sweetie.

RMM ™™ You're the cutest, sweetest, most thoughtful, most creative, funnest, funniest boyfriend in America. You make my heart sing. I'm so glad I found you. Love, KAD

AARON ™™ You are amazing!I don't know where'd I'd be today if it weren't for all your love and support.T hanx for EVERYTHING. What can I say, you're FADRADALISTIC! Melinda

DANNY ™™ No one will love as I do.why didnt you realize once you came to me my life was gonna be changed 4ever? IV

JILLI ™™ To the dopest, flyiest girl I've met. You rock! Be my valentine? Guy at Baltic

LRB ™™ You are the sunshine, I'll not accept a lamplight. E

HEY YOU FUCKING LUSH ™™ Have a happy Valentine's Day. (Demanding and controlling?... no!) Thank you for everything... without you, I'd never waste so much time on video games. Love, Christine

FOR THE FUNKIEST ™™ D in my life. Who taught me how to love within unknown constraints and to stretch the boundaries. I love you! kknyy too!

MASTER OF TOUCHING ™™ I don't care what America says; you are hotter than Elvis. Thank you for sabotaging my moods with your sweetness. I love you. Happy Sex Crimes Day. Vanessa

DEAR JOSH ™™ You have the mouth of a Valentine and I adore you. Love, Rabbit

WANNA WRESTLE? ™™ Happy Valentine's Day big daddy Paul. Love Kel, Kate Pomp, Slim Jim and the Gambler

LOVER ™™ You are oh so messy... and so smart. Thank you for loving us, cause the other girl is not so nice. Love you more, Little and Big Schlep

MR. KEY ™™ No other movie date will do. You listen to me. You make me laugh. I'm happy and so is my heart. Ms. Jackson

MICHELLE ™™ Your hair is red, your temper's hot, you are the sassiest friend I've got. Watch out for drinks, when they come free, and always know that you've got me.

BIG DADDY B. ™™ You make my flower cry and may heart bleed. Counting the days...

ALICE ™™ Margie, Mike, Jeff, Ryan, Shannon, Sean, Jim, Missy, Lori and Andy O (in Japan): I love you guys! Kelly

JUNEBUG ™™ If you make the bed, the eggs I'll scramble, Cause I love you, no matter how much you ramble.

J. ™™ You once said that I picked you apart first, then decided I liked you as a whole. You must know then the very art of this, you're the one who chose to unfold. J.

JAY ™™ Rock, Paper, Scissors, DYNAMITE! Happy Valentine's Day! my Tillamook cheese factory, curd-lovin', ass slappin', bloody referee! I love you, I'll love you (here's one for your memoirs!), Bell

TO MY DEAREST WIFE-TO-BE NANCY ™™ Every moment of every day, I am thankful for you. The laughter and light you bring into my world, the warmth and comfort of your unconditional love and your parental-like patience with me. I'm so lucky. I wish September were now. Happy Valentine's Day.

BREATHING ™™ is part of your music, Your voice is part of the sound. Words are part of your lyrics, a compilation of which you have found. I love you.

STEVE C. (MY MAIN SQUEEZE) ™™ I was looking up at the sky so blue and was thinking how lucky I was to have a sexy bitch like you. I love you baby! Your Princess, Erin C.

A. ™™ So I keep our secret, and I don't share, and still I wait for my curled hair, to grow long enough to climb. J.

"GRAVITY ™™ cannot be held responsible for two people falling in love." (Albert Einstein) I love you Sophal. Love, Aysha

WHAT WORTH ARE ™™ hopes and dreams if the price is you? Don't think you could get rid of me so easily, for this life with you is a dream within itself. Godiva

JEN ™™ You're the most beautiful, rad, and funny girl I know. You're my best friend and I love you very much. Jon

SHANON OF JUST IMPROV ™™ To the freakshow who makes me laugh harder than Edina. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Em

BARA ™™ For better or for ill, I love you just the same. I am grateful and thankful we have each other. Your Schmoopie/Babycakes/Pookie

GUAVABERRY ™™ If you're looking for Cin I'm your man (you know I am anyway!) I love you madly, Happy Valentine's Dday and happy days after. Love, Miguelito

SWINGIN' CLAIRE ™™ You scratch my back and I'll... get my back scratched. MmmMmmm Mmmmm scratching. Thanks for stirring up my world. Love you, Cinnamon I's.

KALI OF STUDIO 229 ™™ Bad hair you style. Sad days, you'll smile. Good friend, you'll be. Come get a beer with me! Love, Emily

HEY C. ™™ I think I love you! B

GREEDY DOG ™™ I love giving you what you want (and I really, really love your soft, wet, skillful tongue!). Mr. TWD

JOHN E.™™I do love you, I love you always!! Day and night I think about you with red hot passion. All I want is to kiss you softly and gentle savoring your sweet kisses. I want to hold you tightly and never let go, I want to go away and visit new exotic places with you. I want to experience the rest of my life with you!

ADRIAN ™™ I'm sorry I flicked a quarter in your eye! If I knoew where you worked I'd send you flowers and a get well card. You can beat me up whenever you want to. Adrienne

SWEATPEA ™™ Imagine you are on your knees, your hands tied behind you, my fingers in your hair... You have such a profound impact on me. Please don't stop. YMLB

TO CHRIS ™™ My best friend the cat lover with big blue eyes and perky breasts, let me fill you with my love tonight. Your devoted husband, Tim

BOOBOOKITTYF***™™We've been through alot this year, but together we are strong. Baby, I love you more than the stars. Hasafeslagen

B-BOY ™™ You are the one I've been waiting for. Yer Kate

SIR ANDREW ™™ Destiny's spoken. Here's to avocado kisses, Smurfs, searching for good beer, premonitions and prophecies, and spontaneous adventures to faraway magic lands. By the way... I love you. Sugarlumps

BOOPSIE BABY ™™ I will spank you, whip you, pull your hair, come on your tits, but only if you beg me. Then it s your turn... ah, the gift of parity!

CHRISTINE ™™ I am still utterly smitten over you... and you probably don't me. Shamefully waiting/ wondering. Curious? Take a guess.

JEAN ™™ Let me in your window when your husband is out and I'll leave my love in his sheets and the sound of your moans echoing off the walls. Or we could try the tent. Freckles

SWEET BABOO ™™ I make you COO, When we make love, From heights above, Your Blue eyes, Cream-stained thighs, Oh Hubba Hubba, LUV Your BUBBBA

DEAR AQUARIAN LOVER ™™ My hot and spicy pepper, how you make me burn. My pallet is on fire with passion for you. Let's sizzle. Love, Your Saggi Wife.

URN ™™ So I've been living with the URN for about a year now, and I'm pretty sure I can take a couple more. What do you think? One down, four to go. Oh, yeah, will you be my valentine? With mucho love, J.L.S.

ROSES ARE RED ™™ Violets are blue, and things sure look rosy to me, now that I've found you. Happy V-day Julie. RS

Q ™™ You mean more to me than anything else in this crazy life. Please baby, wait for me, I'll make everything right again. M

EMU ™™ loves you madly.

EM ™™ You are forever in my heart. I take you with me wherever I go. L, M

J.T. ™™ You are exactly the DANGER I've been missing in my life. Your sweet music feed's my soul. I know I'm less psycho than the rest! Happy Valentine's Day. D.

PAPACITA ™™ Drinking PBR at night: $4.99. A Forty Sac: I got 5 on it. Sausage whenever I want? Priceless. Love you. Kukuba

BOMBA HEAVENOR ™™ You're the best thing that's happened since the big bang! Everything's good baby, everything's good. Thanks for making me love life! I love you! Gilly Riani

HUSBAND ™™ You're my everything, what more can I say? Wife

JOEY J ™™ Sorry I've been too busy to stalk you but don't think it means I don't care, because I really do! Maybe in the spring. Carey P

SHAILYNN ™™ I would've never believed someone so perfect could come from me until I met you. I love you more than anything. Happy Valentine's Day! Mommy

LEE ™™ I know I still have a lot to learn, but I do know that I only want to be with you. Please give me a chance and let me be here for you, because I am. Can I be your girl? With love, me.

KERRY ™™ Roses are red. Violets are blue. You've still got that boat. But you've got me too. Love, Dave

TO BRENDAN ™™ Hope all your dreams come true this year. Hugs and such, L

DESIGNER IMPOSTOR ™™ You're my Teen Witch. I'll beat up Madame Serena for you. I'll steal Shauna's jacket for you. I'll come to your sweet 16 party. With love, Boy Zombie.

I LUV THEE BABY!!! ™™ You are the best and the sweetest Pea!!! I elske min Dansk abe!!!! I luv you more than anything. Acadia rules!! Jimmie

JKS ™™ of the bass: She still loves you with all her soul. Music will heal you both. Accept the gift when it comes

TO PATSY AND EDDIE ™™ the most lovely alcoholics I know. I wish you a v. Happy Valentine's! Saf

GKJ ™™ Nar! xo, BJP

CHRISTIAN ™™ My best friend/boyfriend. You are my real life "Miracle on 34th street." I love you alwayz, in all wayz. Jasmine

ROSA ™™ Read me my horoscope and I'll read you yours, blue bolts and all, for many a Stranger to come. Su Roberto

L ™™ I love you so, right and true, And even though things are blue, The days ahead will brighten you'll see, Because I have you forever with me. Love, M

ANGEL LYNELLE ™™ Being so close to you and not being able to hold you in my arms and kiss your beautiful lips is enough to drive me crazy. I know you're worth the wait... but it's killing me. Christopher

DADDY ™™ Every day I am grateful for your sunny disposition. And every night I am thankful for your HUGE cock. I love you. Kittin

IRIS PEARL ™™ Thank God for you! If an angel had only one wing, it would only be able to fly in circles. Happy anniversary with love always! Tamee

TO JACOB ™™ I love you with all my heart...guess who?

I WAS REAL ™™ fucked up before, but that is in the past. Lee, I don't play games anymore. You're the only one for me, end of story. I hope this doesn't make it worse; I have more feelings for you than you think. Do I hide it well? Sorry. T.

ROAD DOG ™™ the Road Pup misses you and I do too! xoxo, Lor & Lu

MY NINETY-EIGHT ™™ I love your big block! You've got the low-end torque! Love, BLSM

MY DARLING SALLY ™™ Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm pretty lucky to have found a hot, sexy goddess like you. Love, your Sweet Niki

GRANDMA, GRANDPA ™™ Mom, Jalayne, and Shailynn: I love you all. Happy Valentine's Day! Jazz

SAM ™™ You are the sunshine in ma' life, yo! Even if you are 10,000 miles away...L

SO ™™ do you love me or not? I'm tired of these shenanigans. B

J ™™ Took a long time to realize you mean more to me than my pride. Tell me you will understand. Tell me you will ask me why. K

HYON ™™ I miss you madly! I hope to see you soon, so we can have new memories together. You're still my best friend and sounding board. Loveforyou, L

CAP'N CROCK ™™ Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!! Luv, your pool Hero

HOLLY BELL ™™ you're a cool chick. Here's to new friends and a fun year with lots of walks and stuff. Don't forget your hot pants! Carey

THE DAY ™™ we meet was the day I fell in love. Be mine until the end of time. Love me forever. Come home from Saudi Arabia soon. I love you. Liz

PEACEFUL WARRIOR ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. Enjoy your date with DJ Throbby Cock, watch out for the long "walks" on the beach. Much love, Ang

RAMSICLE ™™ Happy VD (that's right future ob-gyn--and I don't mean Valentine's Day). Much love gorgeous. Hong and Kong

HIGG ™™ Hey baby, you are the catalyst to my active site. You rotate my plane polarized light in the opposite direction. Mmmm - fetus! The other enantiomer.

YAM ™™ I love you. Dirt

SQUISH ™™ Happy Valentine's Day. Take me for a ride in your big Ford truck, baby!

I LOVE YOU TOBIN ™™ You're the most beautiful person in the whole damn world. Happy Valentine's Day with kisses and hugs from your Sarabear.

I LOVE YOU ™™ Please forgive me for what I have done. I don't want to lose you. You mean more to me than anyone. Let's start over. Your Turkey.

WINTER ICE SKATING ™™ June wobbles, clutches Whitney, freestyle valentines

SWEETNESS ™™ I wanted you to know how amazing I think you are! Thank you for loving me in so many amazing ways!!!!!!! I'm honored to have you as my forever!!!!!!! Love always, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck!!!!!

DAWN ™™ I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Thank you for being my wife, lover, and my best friend. Love you forever, Jason.

MISS SCHMOOPY WOOP ™™ You are the sweetest, cuddliest, loveliest Hot Miss that ever was. I can't stop falling for you. Red Hot Luv, Dingy (S)

TRACY C ™™ you rock. Keep up the good work, girl, you know you've got my support. See you in May. Smooches, Carey

BREOW! ™™ To all the tiniest kitties of the moosh brigade: here's a note to you in which my love is sprayed. Keeses to you, mis poquito amigos!

I LOVE YOU PAULAGE ™™ Do you know what you did to me? When I saw you my heart grew...to accommodate more love...all of it for you. xuTech

MEOW ™™ u are meow so buff and muscley meow! Help me meow become all meow sexy like you! Let's meow go work meow out! Then...MORTAL KOMBAT!

SPENCER MY LOVE ™™ This year I'll meet you. With boots, a little something black and um...nothing! Happy Valentine's Day, sexy! Love, Windy flowers

SANDRA ™™ Thank you so much for walking me through this blindness, and for remembering everything for me. I love you, Punker! Adem= $12,000, you=priceless. XT

ZARAH ™™ I love you sooo much. Thanks for puttin up my shit this long, so that we can spend another V-day together. I see many more in our future. Love, your Poop Head (Burgi)

U SUCK ™™ because you're in Hawaii, but I still love you! Happy V-Day my green-eyed Nerd! Chanpig

HEY GOING ON ™™ long time bum kin love you Naomi love d-boy

FUZZY ™™ Can you believe it? One more year and I could not ask for more. 2003 is full of many goals, ones we will achieve. I love you, Crysdian

MY TWO ™™ wonderful Ballard roommates, Liggy and Bitchy: Even though you both drive me crazy, I love you dearly. I love you even when the bathroom doesn't get cleaned. J.

A HAIKU ™™ for Squish: After our dinner, I can't wait to squish with you...Happy Valentine's, Squash

JEF ™™ You are an amazing boyfriend and I love you with all my heart. Thanks for all you do for me! Love, TANYA

MY SUNSHINE ™™ I'm not as scared of your relatives as you should be of mine. Should we be allowed to put these people in the same room? J

JUSTIN ™™ I breathlessly pant with desire for you. Many licks, Sadie

TUNAMELT ™™ It wouldn't be Valentine's without sofasnug, snowdays, or the schitletts. Snaggle

DEAR BASH CAM ™™ We luv u! 4EVR!! From Elenknaw, Tinarr and Emilio

OMG ™™ U R the one 4 me. Love, Eddie Chavez, Age 12.

C-BISCUIT! ™™ My love for you is bottomless. Let's go make friends with salad and then meditate on (top of) each other. You ARE my favorite!

MATT W. ™™ Tenacious and pervasive is this desire to kiss you until my lips bleed. A frustrating, yet exquisite burning. All warm & fuzzy feeling. The WHY of it eludes me...

SHANE, MY DIAMOND ™™ How supremely beautiful it is that I was chosen to be your mother! I'm so very truly blessed. I love you infintely... Your loving mummy/ MOMSTER

JAIME ™™ There is the sky and there is the sea, in between there is only you and me. My heart is yours, will you be mine, valentine? Love, Kip

GWENDOLYNROSE ™™ Stoke the embers of your fires the heart seeks out what it requires sing to your needs,to your desires your dreams ain't lil' birds on wires I love you...

BUNNY! ™™ Thank you so much for you. I love our life together along with the pests, Li'l Bone and Melle Mel. Sweetie, will you be my boyfriend forever? XOXOXOXOXO, SMO

KIMBERLYKIMBLYKIMBLE ™™ You are sooo very speyshul (special, not spacial) I simply adore you. Dink dink dink!Yay! Thanks for stumbling into my path, or perhaps it was I that stumbled into yours...

TO AN ATOMOUS LOVER ™™ Every moment is a treasured one, from thumb wrestling to pool games. And by the way... I sleep next to you NAKED!! Happy v-mascre day baby, I love you.

DEAR DALANEY ™™ I want to fuck you so hard right now. Please hump me on Valentine's Day. Your loving boyfriend, Chris-e-pooh.

J. ™™ I've learned how to love, again. You've learned what love could be. Our time s been well spent. Timing is everything, Now just isn't ours. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, T

MI AMOR ™™ Babe. Billjoy. By all names I love thee. Besos!ajoy et banksjoy

DEAR EMILY ™™ I love you so much and I hope you have a good Valentine's Day. Mitchell

FUCK YOU BITCH!! ™™ Jeffrey, I am so glad that I met you that fateful night. The last two months have been wonderful; you make me smile. HVD! Love Sophia

DEAR SLIPPY ™™ God bless you for everything, but especially all the times you were loving to me when I was less to you. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Slappy

JERRY ™™ Sunday mornings in a raging storm still won't make me forget Sunday mornings. Vlvt Ktn.

MICHAEL ™™ Bauhaus, Sunday x word. Happy Valentine's Day

CHELSEA AND ROBERT ™™ are hardcore thugs 4 life. Also, Chelsea loves Robert

KING COUNTY JAIL ™™ To all my friends and neighbors who spend every day working hard, and those who make us work harder, happy V-Day!

MARYJO ™™ I love you sooo much. You have filled my life with so much happiness and joy. I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Rebecca

PRIMULA SANDY BANKS ™™ loves Hambutt Boffins! nerdily yours, XOXO Sweet Pants

BRIAN ™™ Thanks for biting my neck all those years ago. I'm looking forward to growing old & crotchety together. Love, Christine

J 'N' J FOREVER ™™ soulshatterringearthmovinghugsandkisses to my sweet hld. XOXOXOX Happy Valentine's Day

GWENDOLYN W. ™™ I'm sorry about Shane's dad. I'm sorry that your Valentine's Day will be spent dealing with his insanity. You are so beautiful inside and out. Love ya!

JASON ™™ Year number three starting and I still think you are sooo.. damn... HOT... Paul.

KITTY BEAH ™™ You are my boob-ariffic baddass breast friend! I love you. Baby Beah

MAMA ™™ Here is a valentine 'cause you've got my brain looping. But I've got a question: Kitty, are you poopin'? Baby Doll

GWEN ™™ There are no words to convey my feelings about you. You are kind, wise, generous, good, pretty damn cute, and so afraid to let love IN .Don't be.

LIN ™™ Please never leave me as a stupid kissy face fish all puckered up with nowhere to go. I love you. Happy Valentines Day. Yours always, Mandy

I LOVE ADRIC! ™™ Soon soon I will graduate and run off to live good and close with him. We will eat excellent food and play in the woods. I promise.

SNUGGLEBEAR ™™ When I close my eyes each night I feel your hot breath as the sun fades from light and your sweet love sets my soul to flight Kisses. M

GLOW GIRL ™™ You have my heart! Praying Mantis

STEVE W. ™™ I am the luckiest girl in the world. Your smile, eyes and humor make me weak. Thanks for being you. I love you. ANGELA

MY BABALON ™™ I look at this ring, It makes my soul sing, But you are the most rare and precious Jewel! I am yours forever, Your Therion

CHARLES MY DARLING ™™ I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!

DAMN ™™ Ully asp itch, all that bullshit, aw baby, that's a small thang, but my love, well, that's a big thang. I love you. Bear-Bear

YOU ARE MY PEZ ™™ I your candy. You are my whip when I feel randy. You are my Org I your asm. Dip your love in my sweet chasm.

MAYA ™™ You are my sweet girlfriend. I love our friendship Malana

I LOVE YOU, BUT... ™™ Out of my yarmpits! Carumba!

RYAN ™™ I believe that everything happens for a reason, I suppose "us" was just meant to be. I want you to know that I wouldn't have it any other way, I love you. Love, Jenn

WE USUALLY WATCH MOVIES ™™ while you play with my boobies. But on this special day, let's go all the way! I love you Billy Bob.

LIS (AKA CHARLOTTE) ™™ This is our fav holiday besides X-mas and B-day! Hope you have a red hot Valentine's with your other red hot man! Lots of love, Samamtha

JENN ™™ Congratulations on your wedding day on Valentine's Day! Good luck and take care. Lots of love, Jilli

L. ™™ There is a warm bed waiting for you on clinton street. I am counting down the hours until you'll be here to share it with me. Happy V. Day, Yours.

HEY POOHEAD ™™ I just think you are the greatest ever! Everything is better because of you and I hope you know it. I love you with all I am. Jess

SUSIE ™™ You still make me woozie. Thanks for three years of fun. Let's cook something up!

KATHY ™™ You showed me what true love means, I miss you more than I can ever say, so just know, I love you. Cara

ROB ™™ You held me tightly and said, "I'll be your human band-aid" and the pain went away. Best friend, lover and instant comic relief. I am not a dork. Amy

S ™™ Happy 1 1/2 years. It's hard being apart from you so much. I still want to marry you some day. I love you forever. C

CASE ™™ Missed your b-day, so let me give you a treat for v-day. This treat will definately get u off your seat. So when again can we meet? J.

MMMM... ™™ I wish you were here right now. I'd fuck you in the middle of the computer lab with all these Asian students watching. I'd probably get expelled but it would be worth it.

GIANT BABY ™™ Can't wait to unswathe the mummy. You know the one I mean... you're the leading man now, don't forget your lines! Plenty of sheep later. Love-n-stuff, Keem

CRYSTAL ™™ If you ever need your feet massaged in your kitchen window again, let me know. Love, me

LIZ! ™™ Get the HELL out of Olympia and move into my bathtub. I've got a loofah sponge with your name on it. Horace Henry loves you, XOXO Mike-O

HEY JESSICA P. ™™ I hope you and your kick-ass ass will be my Valentine! Tom B.

PETE ™™ Even though you have a little booty, we still think you are one sexy MF. Dan ain't got nothing on US!

ERICK ™™ As you go off to war, thanks for the companionship, laughs, love & great sex! You'll always have a home in my heart. Come back home. Love, Your Schmuck

MARK M. ™™ Thanks for introducing me to Jay O. and the music of Ryan Adams. Oh, and for not giving me herpes! Happy V-Day to you and your super-nebula honey.

MY DEAREST EINSTEIN ™™ I love thee from ici to our Tanzania sunsets, although the sun never sets since you've been in my life. 103 Always & Forever, M.

STEVE ™™ Short and sweet, baby. I Love You. Love, Rob

AMR GODDESS ™™ You are a vision of beauty. How sweet your distant angel voice. I want to do with you what spring does to the cherry blossoms. 10-23?

PEDRO ™™ Hola, hombre! How's it hanging? Long and hairy or hard to carry? How do fit your package in those tight pants? L & K Again!

RACHEL & ADAM ™™ You are the light in the darkness, My savior in love. When my knees are weak you give me something to lean on. I love you for that and everything you have done for me. Love, Jessica

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ™™ to Tammy, Kelli, Steven, Dave! Y'all work so hard and deserve to win the lottery three times over! Sincerely, Your Friendly Manson Receptionist!

SLANTED (CEILINGS) ™™ + + seams (slipped) + + steadied (blaze)

CC AND TAI ™™ I miss you guys so much! I wish you were here... I love you guys both!!! Missing you on this day, Lindsey

HEY CANTALOUPE ™™ Oh enjoy this lovely day. Y be nice to me, hee-hee.

JOSHUA JOHN ™™ You are the best of all. cheers for another red hot v-day. All my (tainted) love forever.

ERICA ™™ Thank you for all the times you've helped me pull through. You are the most beautiful, talented woman I've ever known. John

STEREOMAN! ™™ I LOVE YOU! LET'S EAT TACO'S AND WATCH TV! IF YOU LOVE ME BACK I PROMISE NOT TO EAT THE WHOLE CHICKEN! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! YOUR STEREOGIRL!

TO MY VALENTINE PAUL ™™ You are a god among men. Love, Mausmi

EVIL QUEEN! ™™ I finally found you, or maybe you found me... Thank you -XOXO- Love, King Benji

MICHELLE ™™ Thanks for the hugs and also the kisses. You are a wonderful girl and my best friend. Keep up the good work. TD.

HUNBIE! ™™ Thanks for being such a super buddy! What would I do without you and the dawg? Lot's of love Jeffy! Hunbo

HERLOOO RACH! ™™ Carne asada and good times! You know I love ya! The Southern Belle

TOOFER ™™ Discourse, and the Tostitoes, and the chopstix, and the nugit. I still love you more than Sunday morning pork products. Ya ya baby, ya ya.

STINKY ™™ Here's to listening to your dreams - Dragon Slayer

TO THE VALENTINE OF MINE ™™ I am red as a flayed ox and my heart buzzes like an angry hive. With love, JP

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BOESCHE! ™™ Who would have thought the Grim Reaper and the Pope would have paired up so well that fateful Halloween 10 years ago? I love you. PLC

WADE ™™ Here's a very nice way of saying I gulp love you double gulp katie joe

BOBO THE TIGRESS ™™ Most think of her as a bird, She laughs as a ducky would, To me, a Tigress, Alas, I digress, Be quiet! She may have heard!

YOU ARE FOREVER MY BUNNY ™™ Love Meggy

LIZ ™™ In some parallel universe, we're probably besotted with each other. But our friendship in this one is sublime. (Not quite) all my lovin' - J

TOBY ™™ Wish I could call you DADDY in your ear. Waiting ten days until I can truly be your dirty little slut. Happy Valentines Day Love Michele

JOHN ™™ No layers between us, Just skin upon skin, Tongue winding patterns, Tasting salt on damp flesh, Hands slowly moving, I miss your gentle caress, Happy Valentines Baby, Love Black Grrrl

BADGER ™™ There is no place I'd rather be then in the hutch with you. You are the cuddliest creature in the forest. I love you dearly. Bunny

LENLEY MAKELA ™™ Lenliness is next to godliness. Thank you for making my valentine's day I remain, wholly yours, J.A.

TO MY BABY ™™ Who would have guessed? I did not like you, you did not like me. Now we are engaged. What was cupid smokin'? A few tokes from the soul mate pipe and I am yours. To know my future is to hold your hand. To know true love is to look into your eyes. I love you today and everyday until death do us part. Love, Bird

YO VINNY ™™ That thing that goes THUMP, THUMP yeah and not tha guy in that ah trunk neither ,that love thing you know thata squishy feeling yeah love. FuGetboutIt. love always the Wife,

ELLEN ™™ You're the kinda chick I'd like to marry in 6-8 years.

BARRETT ™™ saw you twice at the Merc. First time was on New Years, kept noticing you watching me. Next,a couple weeks later, sporting a cowboy-hat I complemented you, interested? Leslie

SAY THERE DREW ™™ love you too, your katie joe

PUNKY ™™ Legolas can't possibly love you as much as I do. Love, Jimmy

HEY BORU! ™™ Guess what?? Thank you for an amazing year. Looking forward to many more. You rock so hard it hurts! Much Love, Hoss.

JACOB ™™ I hope you can be the boy I fell in love with. Because that boy deserves the world. Your love.

WILL ™™ My darling Royal Canadian Mountee. Je t'aime. Je t'adore. Love, Little Nel

HEY SLEEPYHEAD ™™ I still get all hot waking up next to you. love, -ed.

AARON ™™ You are Steinbeck, Zonca, Mamet, Kinski, Antonioni & Paul Newman combined.

COWBOY DAVE ™™ YODEL LAY HEE HOOOOOO!! LOVE, THE DONNAS

JESSECA ™™ You're the Best. Love, Adam

E.J. ™™ You know our love will not fade away, even though I'm going where the climate suits my clothes. I love you brother. Sunshine Daydream.

SWEET KATHLEEN ™™ Thank you for being here with me. I am your secret admirer. C

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ™™ to my "husband". YOU ROCK. To Canada and beyond, eh.

DANIEL C. ™™ Colombian finest. May Seattle be lovely to you on this lovely day. See you in Monterrey. Ricardo V.

I LOVE YOU MIDKNIGHT! ™™ WILL YOU MARRY ME? You have the *best ass*!! -KrisDelish

KJDW ™™ Who is your monkey?

MONKEY LOVES BABY! ™™ ooo, ooooh, aaaahh!

SWEET AND NATURAL ™™ Extra practical, I love you Barbara M., Won't you be my valentine?

FUZZLE WUMPKINS! ™™ You crumple my grumple, Fluff my muff, Tame my tuff. Twern't for you, I'd mostly eschew, All this romantic junk. Love ain't so bad after all. --Your Piegirl

PETER ™™ Thank you for three of the best years of my life. I love you! I love you! I love you! Happy Valentines Day! -R

T-BONE! ™™ Happy Valentines Day! P-Bone

TO MY ONE AND ONLY POOKIE-MUFFIN ™™ You stood up for love, I met you at the water, come this October we'll meet together at the altar. xxoo I LOVE u ooxx

OH...DADDY ™™ I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW!!! DO ME BABY

I LOVE YOU IN THE MORNING ™™ I love you in the afternoon, I love you in the evening underneath the moon. Aaron LOVES Alicia ;)

DEAREST DREW ™™ My Sweet Christmas Present. Who knew you'd be my Valentine, too? I can't wait until the day we can keep each other warm again! Love, Your "Hunny Bunny"

JESSICA ™™ You're on the other side of the country, but if you somehow find this, I'm sorry our friendship ended the way it did. Hope your life is wonderful. Jeff

HEY LISA! ™™ I might not say it very well, but I am glad you are in my life. B. L.

O'OPA! ™™ Your skillful hands make me shudder with pleasure. Every word I read is engorged with delight! I love you! Love, MothaLice.

DEAR JON ™™ I left my heart on your bed. I need it for another 'Valentine's Day Sucks!' party unless you give me your heart on Feb. 14th for dinner. -Arthur

TO MASON ™™ I love your freckles, blue eyes, deep voice, hot ass, and the way you look like an angel when you sleep. Love your raven haired foul, Temptress

DONKEYPUNCH ™™ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PBR, CHEESE AND BUFFY. I CHOO-CHOO CHOOSE YOU! LOVE COOTER

PUGITO BONITO ™™ I love you mucho, harto, infinitemente. A billion, trillion infinitements.You are my baby furry monster forever. And, oh, I lovePapito too. XOX, Carlito

MELFIN ™™ you rock.

KATIE ™™ You play rummy while I write things down. We are here, and that is the good part. together. One day it'll be summer all year round. Love, Dave

"THUNDER, LIGHTNING ™™ sunshine, rain/when will I see you again/find a little lovers' lair/name the time and I'll be there" [sicko/ cub] I love you, ethan. (from sylvia)

SUSAN L. ™™ I thought you'd appreciate some words in print since you couldn't seem to get my emails. Next full moon meet me in the woods at that fairy circle we found. Love TuK

MICHELLE ™™ A beautiful barmaid, Michelle, graced the Dock like an angel in hell. Her charms and her muddles reduced folks to puddles, and my muddle is puddled as well. Slappy

JEN N. ™™ I love you SO much, too!!! Love, Jack xox

TANYA ™™ Happy Valentines Day - I love you! Love, Janaki xox

NICK ™™ She's finally gone and out of our life, that stupid bitch, she screwed us twice. What she did, I don't care, I love you so much but life's not fair. Love always, Samantha

MISTER WIGGLE ™™ Butt! Life with you just keeps getting better. I love you so much, and am so happy to be able to say "I do." Love, Itchy-Nose girl.

ANDY ™™ I'm madly in love with you! Thanks for keeping me sane, India would've pushed me over the edge without you. 2 years down, 70 to go. Tamiko

I SLOUGH YOU ™™ Slough. Lump. Loe. Lah... Lola -- ha, that's funny. Cairo. Jasper. What else? What's next. Slough you.

BUGGY ™™ I'm sitting on the Khao San Road with a cold Chang and a pocketful of 10 mg. blues. I wish I could talk to you... The locals miss the "Hero of Saigon"...

NONGCHE ™™ How time flies when you are in luv huh? Two years!! whoohooo... bubble tea (taro)to celebrate? Luv u butter stuff! Through thick and thin, I know we can make this last your one and only mahal 021901-143

TO MAH GURLS ™™ Jaymie, Sheah, Brooke, Amari and Jade!!! Happy lovers day!! Even those of you that are single deserve to luv yourselves on this day. You gotta luv it! Maybe I will see you today, maybe I won't... but I luv you guys anyhoo! You already know who-too many names u guys call me, (sista) danny, and umm danica =)

SUNUSUALONE ™™ you are the most fun, what would've I done, without my sunusualone? I love You.

SHAE ™™ In a sky of shining stars I found the brightest one of all. Ozmatic boy

LEMUR ™™ Love you from head to leppies... Happy Valentine's! Yours, S-Ro

AMOR ES UNA ™™ torta de mierde

TIM ™™ This may be our last V-Day together. I do know I've tried to make this work. But you don't try at all. Our relationship is deteriorating before our eyes. Love, Sweeties

DIET COKE CHRIS ™™ I'm so thankful for the friendship we have had, and even more so for what we have right now. 3 nicole

CHERON G. ™™ of White Center.... roses are red, violets are blue,my life ai'nt the same without ..... you....i love you ....kat

KISSES ™™ Is it Xmas yet? We might have had a chilly New Year's but looks we are in for a hot Valentine- thanks for being the CM!

Hey Rabbit Boy ™™ I will always love you though you destroy me every day and my cat likes you better. -Love Girl 01

Winged Monkey Lover Girl ™™ Car crashes, wedding bells, Tahoe, tomato patch kid, buddha baby, leprechaun, 10 year purgatory, trees, salmon, whales, home, Forever, UBU

Beatrice ™™ Saw you on the Ponte Vecchio when you were eight and I was nine. Can't stop thinking about you. I have a poem I want to read to you. It's kind of long. -Dante

Three Cheers ™™ to the man whose name is two beers. Falling for you bad, Clarence, your vixen elf-like hobbit .

hello kitty ™™ happy vd. last year you stuffed my mailbox, and bought me yellow roses. This year I tell you gee, thanks your swell. This was free what the hell. Happy vd to you too johnny. 3 hkr

Sweetie sweetie sweetie ™™ sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie Eileen is wonderful! sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie!

The FLipside of me ™™ you represent, Each word you have is my same response... ending it together. Your differences blend into mine...equalling nothing. I miss you Shiloe...Love, Monica

MY BUDDY ™™ We've come a long way since the glass rose buttplug. After 13 years I still think you're the biggest hottie around. I'll always love you. Joshie.

For the guys who won ™™ my carnival heart. I love you. Love, the good fortune cookie, the night gallery bunny and the sterling rose of '96.

C.D.S. ™™ You've ruled our faces horsey style for twelve years; here's to dozens more years of friendship! Thanks for all that you do and for just being you. OK+ C.D.M.

Mofunk ™™ I love: early morning spoons, your beautiful eyes, your sweet man ass, your obsessive nature, the way you treat me, warm hugs, the way you provide heat for your family, and who you are as a person. Always, Mearstimes

ROAR! ™™ Hey mister--you're my friend! Touch!

Liz ™™ Together we move toward stillness and quiet and calm, for this is the trip. I love you. D.

Jewells ™™ You mean the world to me. Thank you for the past 2 1/2 weeks. Won't you please be Mine? Steve

i love you ™™ Chris.

Heidi ™™ You are the nicest, most interesting woman I've ever met. Too bad I'm twice your age.

Kong ™™ I love waking up to your warm, brown eyes & being held in your strong, brown arms. Your scent drives me wild! You're constantly amazing. Thank u for being my everyday Valentine! Love, Christopher's Muffin

i DO ™™ love you biba. -bibo

Jennieboo ™™ Ya sweet sexy thang, I love you I love you I love you! Smoochie smoochie smoochie smoochie smooche!!

Pineapplehead ™™ Happy Valentines Day - you drive me up the wall and round the bend, but still, I love you! Your Vanilla Valentine

Lawrence ™™ You are the sexxiest man alive and you satisfy me completely! You're everything I'd wish for and I'm falling so in love with you! I'm devotedly yours. -L

Pleasure ™™ Sensory overload, bountifull, if I could have a replica of your cock mold- I wouldn't be so lonely far, far away. I miss you everyday, ERIC G.! Keep on talking, I am awaiting the show, keep on keeping on, I am in the first row. To life today, tomorrow and a plethora of raw talent in between! see you soon. "out peacefully" 'da weaz.

Landon ™™ Thank you for loving me unconditionally and letting me into yourself. I never thought I would find someone as good as you. You amaze me every single day. -Rosa

Hey CRUISIES! ™™ I miss you guys! Happy V-Day from MONTANA! Mel

I love you my Spiess ™™ No matter what we go through there is no one else I'd rather spend all my days with. Love, Egg Noodle

Silhouette ™™ Thank you for the great birthday present. It was better then last years. Where did you learn how to do that? Happy valentines day love you always, Shadow

LMB ™™ You are my collar, You are my blindfold, You are the ties that bind me, hopelessly, happily, and completely. --scooty

My Little Swan ™™ Be my valentine today ... tomorrow? Your honey bunny

KP ™™ Happy V Day to my dearest & best friend. I am glad you're mine! L-balls

My Darling ™™ Sweet kisses, back tickles, and la la's tell our tale. Our shared love is endless and boundless. I love you more than the moon and stars, Your Bebes.

My dear Boo ™™ Lucky 7 years with my sweet stick insect! I love you truly madly deeply, and look forward to our big gay adventure in our new home!

To D.C. ™™ Borka, Borka, Borka... CHICKEN! (And monkeys too!) F... V-Day! From: G.Y.

Little Mama ™™ We love the num and the rock star morning luv. U r the best ever. Harriet & Claire

Momela ™™ My best friend and my one reliable valentine. Because of you I know I will always have someone to share this holiday with. Thank you for your unconditional love and support! Love you, mean it! Greery

COOCOO ™™ Frolickingbadger sony, my bester friend forever: you've always rescued me, from 7th grade shooters to rotten juice. Peanut butter, cappuccino, injera... you crazy loon, I love you! xoxox laughinggoose

Shannon ™™ Kim, Robyn, Tara, Jen, and Candachi: Love is but lust, for love is an illusion. Crappy Valentine's Day! --A True Non-Believer

Allyson ™™ I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE AND MORE times INFINITY!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!! Rabbit.

K ™™ After 5 years you still make my eyes go BOING, my heart go BUMP, and my ass go TOOT! Love, D

Eric ™™ Your sweetness is unmatched. You mean the world to me. Happy Valentines Day. Ryan.

OH, NIKITA BANANA ™™ "DAUGHTER" THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE. NOW WERE FAMOUS... EVERYONE READ COUNTDOWN. I'LL SEE YOU LATER...VALENTINE!! LOVE LOVE XOXO "AUNTIE EM"

Max ™™ You truly are the girl of my dreams. I can't wait for us to start our new life together in DC. See you on the 20th! -Charlie

My Cowboy Judd ™™ I just love how you always know the perfect words to say, although I still don't believe the cigarette is smoking, not you. Happy V-Day! -k

Babalicious ™™ You are the best thing that ever happened to us and we love you more each day, month and year - Your Roi-Soleil and Little Monkey

I go by Joyce ™™ You're known as Mandy, If you were here, I'd eat you like candy. But for the present, I have no say. 'cause George doesn't care to let in the gays. For 3 more years, we might have to push. Do you think he'd change his mind, if he knew we were pro-BUSH? Happy Valentine's day Boo!

Dear Prince Blasteroid ™™ I love you and always will. Love, Your Princess XOXO

ALFOX ™™ No salt, noooo salt! How much wood could alfox chop if alfox hadn't broken his legs? You're the best hairdying therapist subway slurpee silly friend ever. I love you!

Dream Man ™™ I can feel you inside me in every way...how I'd love to feel you for real some day...Thank you for the fantasies, Your Sweet Dream

Aundrea ™™ I am just a punk who admires, you're a DJ that inspires. How about Dinner and a Drink? -Ndy

Laura/Larry ™™ Is it going on 7 years of friendship now? Thanks for helping me out with the asshole siblings and you know what I mean. Much love -Your KittyKat

Boy George ™™ Kurty you make my head spin. I love you, mostly for liking VWs more than I do. Thanks for coming to crash my pad. Seattle loves you! -Fatie

Miss Heather ™™ Without you, all the beaches, cafes and unemployment checks in the world mean nothing. I miss you and I love you, from your cuddly (yet manly) bunny.

You are patient ™™ and kind, fruity and a bit of a swine, we love you, us two, more than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. M&S

rest in peace marci ™™ Of Everett.Yyou will be missed by all of us...you were definitely one of a kind....we will always love you.. your in my prayers... kat shira and everyone from the casbah....

Anna M ™™ When we swim, your smile is better than coming up for air. Be my Valentine? Matt

Dion ™™ With many slurps, licks, nips and kisses. Love from your three girls Susi, Jade, and Cera

dear glenn H. ™™ Love you lots your suger pop katie joe

Noah ™™ It's not true. Invaders DO need friends. And robots really do have hearts. Be my valentine? ......from a lost cause.........

hey you ™™ you complete me. You are my better half. We didn't get started out here for nothing. I need you Crystal. I miss Jones too.

Puppy ™™ Who would've thought two immoral sluts like ourselves would fall in love? I adore you. xoxoxo Darlin'

Lambchop ™™ Your eyes, your voice, your spirit--beautiful beyond words! Thank you for sharing them. #23 and #47. Love, Lucky Dog

JoAnn ™™ Thank you for being blessed with our children and being a wonderful wife. Happy Valentines 2003. Rock On! Love Remy, Alyssa and always Donnie xxooxx

Mad Dog ™™ You give love a good name! Thanks for all that you do! You are the best! Love Ya Always! Q-Dog

MARINEME ™™ Let's sail away to the island, living amongst the doves and roses. And when our honeyed twilight sets we'll greet the silver stars, which shine always. Forever yours, halobike

Mr. Pants ™™ You are better than the tastiest cheese in the world. You also smell better than tasty cheese. The Bam and Lee think you're neat too. Love, Mrs. Pants.

To Baldy ™™ You are so neat, you are so sweet, I'm glad that you are my friend to keep. Love you, Mr.C

Joey ™™ U my sweetie honey poo love. Let's sing together for 50 more years at least! love, marcee

MAC ™™ You are gorgeous, you are wonderful, you mean everything to me! You will always be my baby. Love, V

Vinnie ™™ Won't you please make me your wife so that I may lick your bum for the rest of my days? Love, Chairman

To Amy ™™ Happy Birthday!!! You are my special valentine. Love Always, VAG

BryBear ™™ It hasn't been very long, but it feels like an eternity. I've been very lucky to find you in my life. Let there be cheese and love forever.

Neil ™™ I wish you bluebirds. May May unye.-Ely.

dear monkey ™™ You make me feel fuzzy & warm; thanks for sticking it out. Love, your rambunctious baby

MICHE ™™ or whatever you wanna be called...happy fawking v-day. Best Wishes, Keem

EL JEFE ™™ I know I'm not rich, I'm poor as hell. My wit is atrocious - I'm a midwestern belle. Despite these small downfalls and my lack of grace too - you're the man I dream about. I luv u. You're a catch, babe. -your princess

JINKY ™™ YOU ARE MY SOCK MONKEY OF LOVE!!! -PANGO

D. ™™ When will you ask me? Your polish hottie wants to know.

Hey Beatbox! ™™ You have been the love of my life for three whole years. Here's to another 50! Love, Your Smoochie

Kittenchops ™™ The only stars are in your eyes

Chapis ™™ I'll always be thinking of you back home. Love, Ben

Heather ™™ Sleep tonight, Vancouver tomorrow... A ring for your finger? In future near. With no regrets, no second guesses, you have always felt right. I love you ... N8

I walk in ™™ eyes down, thirsty, a quick glance, he knows what I want, what I need. He is the best bartender. He seduces me with his cocktails at the Zig Zag Cafe and Lounge.

I love my ™™ Schnookle-muffins.

Seth ™™ Every morning I wake up, I think of how grateful and lucky I am to have you. Happy Valentines Day. I love you baby. Sarah

Erin ™™ So how is that statutory rape case going? Watch out for honey on your toilet seat. smoochas, the *only* prince among men.

DJ christian ™™ I love you , your deathcherub333 katie joe.PS sorry I haven't written.

Jami ™™ You truly are the love of my life. Thank you for Devin and Jordyn and the wonderful life we have together. I Love You-Mark

Little one ™™ Without you life would have no meaning. I love you like a bug loves the sky. uoy!

Amanda C. ™™ We have already conquered so much, and still we come out together. You'll always be my little baklava.....Happy Valentines Day. Love always, Sotirios

A ™™ J'adore quand il fait brouillard en raison de vous. -A

EMD ™™ Oh how I despise the acronym! Happy Valentine's Day for godssakes. How many times Ellen? How many times! Joyeria to you and yours from me and mine. KP

Nate ™™ I almost gave up on believing...so did you...so glad we found each other before disappearing and missing out on us...I love you. Dana

Thanks for being ™™ my valentine. Same time next year? I love you, I love you, I love you. -Alligator

Lizzie ™™ So glad we got to come out to Seattle together!! I love you so, so much! Love always, Dane

T ™™ I'm so happy you are my Valentine and that you are in my life. Your favorite dirty girl, Trixie

Pirate Treefrog ™™ Happy Commercial celebration of sentimentality and affection! Rumi rumi rumi I gots love in my tummy Haji Maus

Serpent ™™ I love your dancing ways. I admire you for taking risks and finding success. I support your dreams. Besides, you're so fucking cute, I can't help but watch!

ERNIE J ™™ You're the vanilla in my latte, the brown belt to my brown shoes, the only yang for this yin. Quiero mas y mas y mas y mas. M

Lovely girl ™™ Travel the world with me? SEA-TKO-BKK and back sounds fun for starters... You game? We'll kick some ass then head back to the hotel for love!

Destiny ™™ I don't care if you have MS, BS or TB. I will always love you. So TS! XOXS&MXOX

ruff, Ruff, RUFF!™™ -puppy luv

Jeff U. ™™ I feel like the luckiest person alive to have found you. I love you! Your girl forever, Abby K.

To my Harry Gote ™™ I only have eyes for you...I think you are the sexiest man around, competition wise... there isn't any for you. When it comes to wonderful sexy men, I just want to kiss you all over. You are my Mr. Wonderful! Frank

M: I'M DREAMING ™™ of us sliding between each other's legs, your hands up my skirt, your bra ties my wrists. Kisses to you. Your lesbian loverboy, O.

BIG WIG ™™ Maybe you are beautiful flower? Silky-na

i'll always meet you when ™™ lavender lavender the tides are rushing in. Here's to the circles under your eyes, and i'll see you under the table! xoxo your typing sister, kokie

BABY WONDERBREAD ™™ You is really sweet, I loves your uber-white meat and that ass don't quit (when we rock a little spit) more happy days from your whore your little BABY DINOSAUR

Craig ™™ I must be the luckiest girl in the world to have found you. Can't wait for the next 50 Valentine's Days to come! Yours always, Jenifer

Kraag ™™ I wanted you. I got you. I'm keeping you! forever yours, J.P.

TOUCHSTONE BAKERY Hula Girl ™™ Ditch that arthritic cow. You are better than an apricot danish. I'll carve your name on my English scone heart.

to the ladies of 506 ™™ You rock amazingly.

k.g. ™™ You are my one true valentine. I can't wait until we are in the same city, breaking it down and taking pictures. -- your boris

B- ™™ You are unconditionally loved. -F

je deteste le biscuit! ™™ mais, je t'aime. monsieur croissant chocolate

You are a big man ™™ and I was a bad little girl. Send the Misses my most fervent regards.

for every jerry ™™ a tom, a canary. For every heron: a taxi to ride in. For every magoo: oh just ratzel.

MY FAVORITE DOCTOR ™™ We got to know each other over the past year. If opportunity arises, I'd love to get to know you more - "The Sniffer"

Shayna and Abbey ™™ I hope you can get over your hang-ups and just admit that you want to shag each other's brains out. You'll feel better. Love Rach

Allen ™™ Will you be my New York City boy for valentines day? Thinking of you always....H.Q. a.k.a.- james

Emily C. ™™ If I chose 1 person to be struck from the face of the earth, it'd be George Bush. But if I could choose 2, I'd pick you also.

KRISPER ™™ someday we will be free ... she cant win and keep us caged up forever. AlWaYs ReMemBeR ... you are my best friend ... NeVeR fOrgEt. ~*Air*~

From Dot ™™ To all those in my life whom I love, or have ever loved: For all the things you've taught me, and all the good times, I thank you.

mr. assey-face ™™ Show me your assey and I'll show you mine! Love your, cherry-tomato-nose-faux-chicken-salad-sandwich-face-pie!

JAMES ™™ I hope you find the unconditional love you so rightfully deserve. Maybe you're the next best thing to happen, All the things we might have been.

Hi Dad, Mom, Nat, Mares, and Ray! ™™ I am now out of your hair and living in Phoenix, but I already miss you all and have to say how much I love each of you. Dad, I love your gentle integrity; Mom, I love your brisk efficiency; Nat, I love your smart-ass intensity; Mares, I love your indie-chick spirit; and Ray, I love your sweet innocence. Endless kisses to you all forever. Love Laurel

I told Kyle ™™ If you and I are together for more than a year, I would ask you to marry me. Love you.

To my Vegas Valentine ™™ We will ride the streets of Vegas side by side. I heart you! See you soon. Miss Viki

James ™™ You're a very special man a unique combination of strength and sensitivity, humor and understanding. your love, support and friendship mean everything to me. Can't wait until you come back home to me. Loving you always leah

ButtFLap Pirate ™™ I just met you, I know, but shit, you're amazingly nice, funny, and HOT. Am I just insane or could there be a possible plundering? Call me. - Pirate in the pink shoes

jenjen. ™™ happy valentine's day! love and kisses, xoxo ang.

SPU ™™ A 1:3 (guys:girls) ratio. I guess that means I love three of you. j/k lol ;)

To my Chicken ™™ I love you more and more every day. The only thing I love as much as you are your snuggles. Yours forever, Mindlessly Happy Girl XXX

dear mister sparkly tree sap ™™ I want to eat your breakfast TWICE. I'm gonna wrassle you and win - meet me in the bushes under I-5. mustaches forever, frau

West Virginia Hunk of Man ™™ You make my mouth water, My heart race and my kitten purrr. Be mine forever and I'll never forget to ROCK YOUR WORLD!!! I Love You, M.

Amy B. ™™ aka alaskan polar bear wrestling eskimo. more guinness at the comet, pretty girls make graves, & late night mortal kombat? mexican lee.

Danica ™™ this is your friendly neighborhood hellfire pussykat (holly!) wanting you to know how much I love and admire you. We haven't been friends for very long, but you're a helluva woman! -b&n bitch

Kern S. ™™ You have been such a wonderful friend to us both. Without you talking a chance on us we wouldn't be where we are today. Love Tom & Brian

hats n' kj ™™ You two are the cutest not-couple I've ever seen! I love you both and hope ya'll get EVERYTHING you want out of life! --Arabian princess

ENGE ™™ I'll try anything twice and I want credit for that. Happy Valentines day. S

courtney h. in oly ™™ I dont get to see you or your sweet t n' a much anymore, but I still dream about you...come see the boy and i soon and maybe we can all play nice together! your mom

tali ™™ I LOVE YOU WHAT MORE CAN I SAY! Holly

AMBIE ™™ WIFE!!! your wife

KOKIE ™™ Meet me underneath the table. Meet me in the ladies lounge for a rousing round of warm champagne. Meet me in New York. Love, DIANE

Chris ™™ Happy love day! You can always count on me for a box of chocolates, no matter what xoxoxo p.s. how do you spell your email?

You're such a good catch ™™ that I've given up fishing. Hardy har. I love loving you my special, emotional, studly, level headed, clever Calapillar. Your Valentine,Magnet.

happy love day ™™ to a monkey with a tight bum. complete with angel kisses xoxoxo

happy love day doodlebug! ™™ kisses and kisses, auntie ang

Fraulina ™™ Do: steal grocery carts. Do: the splits often. Do: enjoy the highlife. Do: Be mine forever. LYLAS, SP

Mr. PICKEL ™™ If you don't put a ring on my finger and a baby inside of me I am going to fucking kill you. Happy Valentines. Lady Tiger

lele! ™™ Hallmark may think we need a man, but we can get our own damn chocolate. RIGHT?! happy love day! kisses xoxo, lala

Little Lover Girl ™™ Your man meat loves you like no other, your hot latina body craves the real cowboy buldge, so ride ON forever!I LOVE YOU Van Boy.

TO KISSING, FROM BODIES ™™ I'm so goddamn in love with you.

i'm gonna pull you in close ™™ gonna wrap you up tight, gonna play with the braids, that you came here with tonight, I'm gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fell

dear skippy ™™ I still want to see New Orleans with you. xoxo - okey-dokey girl

"Promises, promises" ™™ I know I can keep. In too deep. I'm in too deep. You're in my heart. Three thousand miles away. Right from the start, you were a challenge to me."

This punk rock princess ™™ is crazy 'bout her garage band king!

Dearest Ai ™™ in that dark, warm living room, next to the roaring fire, I hear your answer again and again for all eternity. Happy Valentine s Day! Love, Mike

M.™™YOU ARE A SEXY MTHRF#**ER! BOOBALINA

Monkey ™™ It's Argonaut. My life is so wonderful shared with you. Who knew a relationship of such scandalous inception could become so wholly beautiful. Happy V-day, my dear.

don't care if you ™™ don't see this but, Mike B. I love you, a fellow Blondie fan, kj

my bitch ™™ love me more- boobbu

Afeleti, alofa ia te oe ™™ too much too deep Happy Valentine's Day baby Ioane

HEY BEN ™™ AKA Mitten- yeah you. You're beautiful and I... pause. blink. think I love you. Follow your dreams. anzie.

Jennifer M. ™™ Valentine's Day is lame. But you? Never lame. You are everything that is good and right in a person. How wonderful life is, now you're in the world.

Dan da man ™™ will you marry me?

my sweet sugar pussy ™™ Your poon is divine, it's the only poon i'll ever need. With your smile and your poony-jew ways, you keep me entertained. With you I'm love. Always.

Diana ™™ I know we don't fuck anymore, but sometimes I still think about sucking your nipples and giving you the big pink monster- kiss-kiss da bruizer

Milky Mark ™™ "Loving another person is when the other person's happiness is essential to your own." I love you as you are. Lorian

Jill, oh, jill ™™ Will you be mine? Or will you throw away my cheesy valentine? You are the world to me and lately I realize I still love thee.

Gina ™™ I enjoy every moment we spend together and I think of you every moment we're apart. Will you be my valentine and please don't break my heart. Love, Ben

Kayla ™™ Boo from the naboo tribe....I love you forever.....mom

TRICKWOOD ™™ I LOVE YOU! You have the hardest wood in town. You are SOOO dreamy. You are the only skate shop that makes me feel the way you do. xxxoooxxx

I wonder if ™™ you'll look here, wondering if I'd write here. Well I have--have you? Apparently, one of us is (still) a fool. Happy Valentine's Day, anyway! Xxoo

DARCY ™™ I love you and I will always love you. I hope we can grow old together. love you baby... HANK

Shawn ™™ I love you more than life itself. I can't wait until we get married and live together so your dumb parents can't bother us. I love you a lot. Love GLUE

special k ™™ You are such beauty, with fire and grace. The world has always been your canvas and I am blessed to be a part of your life, love you, val

sweetie ™™ your love of life and devotion to keep growing inspires me everyday. love, tiger

Ketan ™™ I am in love with you. Love, val

Grow old ™™ along with me, the best is yet to be. Love your head, love your dance, love your kiss, love your truth, love your music, love your soul.

Friday BBQ's ™™ I miss them and I miss you guys too! Kris, Kim, Scott, Satan, Dan, Travis, and the rest of you who occasionally showed up. Happy Valentines freaks! ~PJ~

Fuzzy Bunny ™™ You are more loved by me than one million Olbas inhalers. Love, Sweet Ass

SATAN! ™™ AKA: John. You sexy mofo, can I get some when I get back from Florida?

jeff W. of seattle ™™ I love you with all my heart and I want you to know this always cuz you are the pimp of the pimps!!! Just remember who will always be hear for you no matter what, but don't take advantage of that cuz you never know what you have till it's gone. Always true and lovin' you....kat

KRIS ™™ Luv ya, your bad ass kids, and your Neve Campbell luvin' sister. Happy Valentines Day girlie.

cynful of kings ™™ I love you always...your my best-friend and I'll always be here for you... happy v.d. momma cindy....from guess who...k-n-k

Roddimus ™™ In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. -Nukegrrrl

kris m. ™™ You're my bestest friend always.... thanx... love you... kat

Pecos Bill ™™ Please stop shooting me with the potato pellet gun. Other than that, you're PERFECT. Love, Sarah

happy valentine's ™™ x35... you guys rock..... keep up the great work and we'll always be here to cheer you on..... a true fan... always....kat shira

Thomas R. ™™ Can you get ANY more sexier? You shy hottie, I just wanna get in your pants one time please. From your wanna-be sex slave.

Tricia of mukilteo ™™ you are a dear friend always...love you... happy valentine's...kat

FYFFE ™™ will you marry me? I LOVE YOU! Get the hell out of IDAHO!!!!

Bekah ™™ Lots of laughs, a few tears, many more in the coming years. In my arms I hope to see your loving eyes up at me. Love Jason

Michele ™™ Ma belle, week's up on the geek, but you're fly and super sweet. Hubala beyond measure! - Raoul.

Kate ™™ You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies. You define the phrase, "I can't leave." Your smoked goudas? Present them. - Jersey Jack.

Ferretface ™™ Loving you like echo loved narcissus. Loving you more than your future Chinese wife ever could. When you fuck me, I see god. Advance forgiveness for breaking my heart.

Nadi! ™™ PIE LOVE YOU!!!

Lovely tomato poet ™™ my favorite STUD... who says wrinkled apples aren't the bomb?!! A serving of you every day will keep my doctor away. Lovin' you large baby! Yours, Ali

Jen ™™ Valentine's Day is lame. But you? Never lame. You're everything that is good and right in a person. How wonderful life is, now you're in the world. -Sean

Baby ™™ No words could give justice to my love for you. So baby, lets run away! Love Megan

To John C. ™™ Whose laugh I adore and who loves me everyday. I love you and am glad the rest of my life began almost two years ago. Love Carly.

Sandy ™™ I love you so much, You mean more to me than everything in the world. Please forgive me. Love Sam

Margie, Seizure ™™ Have a dirty, nasty, rim-rammin', filthy... erotic... steely, STONE COLD CAN of HORSE WHIP on me this V-day. -Fravell

My Farbey ™™ I know you are my soul mate. I am so glad I met you. -Poppy

SICK NIKK ™™ You are SO freekin' KINKY! PERVERTED! DISGUSTING! And those are the qualities we LOVE about you! Don't ever change! XOXO, Tara & Juliet

To My Texas Man ™™ I love you so much. Love, XXXOOO, Frizz

Dear Katrina ™™ My love for you is unbeatable! I love you little sister. Love, Francesca

DEAR GENERAL ™™ YUM THIS DEATH CHERUB ONLY HOPES THAT YOU DO FIND YOUR PERRFECT PARTNER SOME DAY, HAPPY-SAPPY-VALENTINES DAY.

oh my sweet katie joe ™™ I only hope that you see this and think it might be me, love always, I hope you know.

hay there beth ™™ love you lots love mojo.

tim b. ™™ I really do love you ckj

Allyson ™™ I still think of you everyday, every night, every hour, like a Dan Reed Network song. You give me reason to live, my heart is forever empty without you.

To Rachael ™™ My sweet! You are my naughty, slutty transvestite of a husband. You are better than butter on my biscuits. I love you, Violet

Tiny Dancer ™™ still waiting for an explanation. Hopefully will hear from you soon, Kevin

Babe ™™ I'm so glad we are roommates you mean the world to me! Know I appreciate you sometimes I have hard time showing you I LOVE YOU! Your Princess

Mr. Big Red ™™ No words can describe my love for you, Everyday is Valentine for us, You are a part of my soul, For without you I am not whole

Runyon ™™ I love you....marry me please! LOVE SHAWN W.

Max loves Kitty-No ™™ Lick, lick, bite, lick, bite. Double Fold Paw forever...

Jason at the Jensonia ™™ Who knew an April-May/December romance could spring up and grow in a place so unforgiving and low? I don't care if they stare; I'll hold your hand in the grocery store for as long as you'll have me. Love from your 'Old Lady'....

To the muffin ™™ in Amish country: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, Hawaii friend! Drink a chi-chi for me, see you in May!

Hey Alte! ™™ Wie lauft der Hase? Ich liebe dich. Schmoobie

Fat Bastard ™™ You're so TOIT, you sexy beast. Love, Fahzha's daughter

Howard ™™ Thank you for 10 years of love and happiness. You make my life wonderful! I Love You So Much!! Always, Ann

Monkey ™™ Ook Ook means I Love You! Don't forget! A

Buttermouth ™™ You are 3 kinds of magic. Haikus & pine siskins, wood+plaster+wax shaped by your hands, low & the paradox & sweet sweet you. You make me so happy.

Papalopolous ™™ Happy Valentines Day! I love you. Thanks for the last 8 years. Lots of love, Michael

Mark ™™ See you in Buenos Aires--may we meet our new loves there! Denise

Emma ™™ May you stick all your landings---Love, Mom

Marian the Librarian ™™ Snappy the Snapster is coming home on Valentine's Day. Meet me at the airport!

"SQUIRRELS AH SQUIRRELS!" ™™ You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me cry but it's all worthwhile. Daniel, you mean the world to me. I love you.

Sister Megan ™™ I am so lucky to have you in my life. Thank you for bringing so much fun and laughter into our house. Happy Valentines Day! Love, Jamie

PEACH! ™™ Hi pumpkin butt, I can't believe its been a whole year!!! Think you're up for another? I LOVE YOU! xoxo~J P.S. Are you naked?

David ™™ I know things have changed but I want you to know that you'll always have a place in my heart. I miss you baby. munchkin loves you.

Happy Valentines Day ™™ Red Hot Muffino!

To my pussycats in seattle ™™ You never did roll in the grass with me... hope your v-day is purrrrrfect... MEOW!!! VivianQ

Chobo ™™ I cream for you... heart- Pubo

~Mad Barbie~ ™™ Be My Valentine! Cos Bad Ass Bitches don't need kisses from some Punk 2 to feel Special. We always feel that way! lmfao! Mad~Cookee~Love!!!

Bird ™™ Hey Baby. Happy V-day. Chewhead

Flip Dawg ™™ I'm not knowing how you feel about me, but I'm thinking that we should get to know each other better since I'm having your kid. Happy V-day sexy.

Jazmine ™™ Have a happy Valentine's Day, Love your sister December. Church of Hate kicks Hella ass. I love RRR

BabySlices ™™ Our Love has remained strong after 2 1/2 years together and I hope it always will. You mean the world to me! much love always Your DVD husband!

Sallyann ™™ Babydoll your HOT and sweet all in one. From your sexy thongs to your lovable laughs, you always look and feel so good! I'm so proud of you girl! Love Travis

Shaun ™™ Thanks for being such a DROP DEAD GORGEOUS husband!!! Love ya always Ron

Sweetie Panthergrrl ™™ Everything was worth the wait. Everyday I am amazed by our love, freedom, kindness, geekiness and hot, hot werewolf sex. Thank you for loving all of me. Lionboy.

Rick ™™ It took awhile, but I finally gave you a chance. Thanks for showing me what I've been missing out on. Your Love

Christopher ™™ You piss me off more than anyone else I know, but no matter how much we fight I still love you and always will

Dancer ™™ Vista Volunteer, we almost exchanged contact info at Petite Rosso; I have wanted to see you again for a long time!

Sweet Ass Vanessa ™™ Mrmrmryou're cute. Mrmrmryou're sweet. MrmrmrI Love You. Mrmrmr You don't like me. Your faggot always, Ronster De Verde

NIKK DICK ™™ It has been so good with you! You get me off every time! In so many ways! I love it! Love & Lust, XOXO, Brianna

Sissy Lu ™™ You are my TRUEHEART and the Karaoke song that sings sweetly off key. Thanks for getting your tubes tied. It's now or never, come hold me tight-you cute little kitten. My life for you, Frankie

From NickSkwid ™™ to Butterfly. Yo bitch, you best pay props to my ass- ho!

Gabriel ™™ I like you, Really I do, I feel like Disneyland whenever I'm with you. You're cutie, you're sweetie, you give really good hugs. You smell good, I like you, 'cause you don't act stuck up. I wish every guy was like you so I could feel like this all day. Gabriel, I got a crush on you, What more can I say?

Macgyver ™™ If you live to be 92, I want to live to be 92 minus one day so I never have to live life without you. I love you. Susie.

Mouth Breather ™™ Dick Nerve will be in the wall socket again someday. I will eat your lips with my mocked, cramped lip. Apple Head

Chewy ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, you wrinkle-faced bitch!!!

rachie-baby ™™ You are the bestest friend ever! but only if you've bought our death cab tix. lets go cruise for guys together soon. *janey*

Wonnie wuvs Sa ™™

My Shakespearian computer Genius ™™ You love me even tho I don't have a mainframe, I love you even tho you can't say "Simple Squamous"... From LA to Seattle, AND???? All that Jazz??? xxoo Your Crazy Redhead and her Whacko Cat.

J.S. ™™ I love you and I think you're fuckin' rad. Urn

Betty ™™ Thank you for everything you do, the care you do it with, and the love you bring to my world. I love you, always. Phoenix Rising!!! Now!!!

Andy ™™ Happy fucking Valentines Day. Love, Red

Hey you! ™™ Da Mayor of Lake City, Happy Valentines Day! Love, Princess

NIKK ™™ You take me to places I've never been, and show me things I've never seen! I never knew it could be so good!!! So FUN!!! XXXOOO, Lisa

Jake ™™ You inspired me to dig for treasures in my soul, come share what I have found. It's you I want still, please bring yourself back. loving you always-kim

Daniel ™™ What a ride we had. Best of luck on your journey for love. Super Stretch.

TO That Girl ™™ Drink wine, this is life eternal. This is all youth will give. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment, for this moment is your life. FROM A Friend

I love Yoko ™™ more than two whole boxes of mochi ice-cream! -Ned

BABY DINOSAUR ™™ I just wanted to let you know that I am very glad that I have met you...even though you are kind of a brat. Kisses.

Jen ™™ Everyday our love amazes me. My heart is full of you, and I feel complete for loving you. Yours Always, Brian

Jennie L. ™™ Darling, My beautiful honey, whom I adore, thank you for being there & caring about my love for you. You still make my smile & heart glow! love, joe hld

James ™™ I'm glad to have "met my match." Happy Valentine's Day from your Worthy Adversary, Katie.

Mr. Buckley ™™ Thank you for making me a stronger person. A heart of stone will come in handy for future abandonments.

**SWEET PEA** ™™ You sweet, sexy, smart, HOT man - I adore you and love you with all my heart and soul. WE ARE FOR EACH OTHER - always. LOVE JEN

David ™™ You are cherished and adored with all my heart. Love Your Angel

S ™™ I know what you mean about kissing and bodies. I know it because I mean it too. I mean it for you. M

Matt ™™ I wish for you... Comfort on Difficult days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbows to follow the clouds, Laughter to kiss your lips, and love to complete your life! XOXO, LeAnn

DADDY ™™ I truly, madly, deeply love & miss you. MAMA

You big boo ™™ I love you. 2 years later, how far things have come. How much things have changed. How much I still love you. -monkey

IDR ™™ You may never get this, but it's here for you just the same. Where are we? I don't know. See you in March. -ATC

Natasha ™™ Be my Punk Rock Valentine, Your Alcoholic Rivet-Head

Beautiful Red Head at Edmonds C.C. ™™ Always in the library, working on calculus. I wanted to wish you a happy Valentines Day! Hope you find happiness and love!

Michael ™™ Love is looking into your eyes and without you saying a word, knowing you love me completely. More than words...Leah

SWEET BRENDA ™™ I love to eat cake. Can I spread frosting all over you??? I promise to eat the whole thing, valentine! A secret admirer??

Kevin ™™ Hmm.. thanks for moving to Seattle to be MY cute vegan boy. 3

Ass-Ass ™™ Our love is like PURE LIQUID GOLD. It's white hot and kind of sloppy. Oh and it burns like hell if you get any on you. love, doofington

TrufFLe Pig ™™ You make me so berry berry nervous. Mr. Sane-jour

SWB ™™ I know the nightmare only recently ended, but I love you and someday might actually say it to your face...

Mio e soltanto, Dave ™™ Facilitate tutte le mie complicazioni e calmate I miei demons. Voi sono la mia sede. Non posso ottenere abbastanza del vostro amore... Forever, Kate

DARCELLE ™™ you are still the star of the universe. I love you TMD and always will. You are appreciated, believe me. Afternoon at Murphy's? I'll take swinker. LOVE daddio.

To My Honey ™™ I love to pet on your chest fur and run my feet up your shirt. Happy V-Day! Love LALA

Pumpkin Breath ™™ You have always been there for me, I am so grateful, I will love you forever. Love Shaz

K ™™ I can't wait to mix my liquid with your liquid with Rainbow Sherbet above and below. Happy Valentines Day to you. A

I love the white stripes ™™ and I'd do them love, me

Keith ™™ You are the love of my life, and the most beautiful man I've ever known. Will you be my Valentine? Love, Kassandra

EMILY BEMILY ™™ AKA Mercury, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day, Dalmatian pup. Watch out for flying monkeys! -Love, Ironbeak, ruler of the North winds.

How much do I love CORN? ™™ You are forever my bestie that's all that matters. Here's to friendships and "good times!" today and everyday! I Love Hugh! XOXO-Helen

Dear Patrick ™™ I am so glad to be back with you. Let's get married and spend our days together dreaming, singing old country songs and making each other laugh. Love, Beth

EEc ™™ You will always have a piece of my heart. Happy Valentines you sweet thing. -s

PEB ™™ you will always be my #1 Valentine! Forever yours, Pony-Lover

To Johnny ™™ From your sweetie, However far away I will always love you, However long I stay, I will always love you, Whatever words I say, I will always love you

Bret ™™ You are so cute I could just squeeze the puddin' out of you. MONKEY LOVE. Always Yours, Beth

Balls Lamana ™™ To the hottest man in a unitard, I'm yours, Love me

To the stinkiest ™™ of them all, Happy Valentines Day

Baby Girl Hawaiian style ™™ You are the foxiest chick alive. Happy Valentines Day, love from your S.S.G.S.B.F.F.

Sweet Sugarlove ™™ Thank you for your love, your touch, your laughter, your songs. I love you whole-heartedly, and look forward to living in joy with you for the rest of our lives -Muffin Thank you, Blessings, Kimberly

Big Dude ™™ To the B-ham girl who's already traveled so far.... your search for the perfect girl might make you travel just a little farther, but she'll be worth it!

WJB ™™ Love of My Life! I want to ride all over your land, paint rainbows in your sky, lie naked on your sand. Happy Valentine's Day My Love!! XO ~KLS

T ™™ There are so many miles between us, yet you're with me 24/7. I can't wait to soak you up, strap you down, toying, teasing and tasting...Love, Cherry Pie

Pooky ™™ Will you be my Valentine?-Sunshine

Shawn ™™ xoxoxoxoxo. I love you... Love Christina. P.S. you dont need to get your penis enlarged, seven and a half inches is nothing to be ashamed of.

Matt ™™ It's a blessing we're friends. With the window to your soul in my spirit reflection I'm high in desire. You are a beautiful human. With love, Shahla

A ™™ When your Irish eyes are smiling, you take my breath away. Looking forward to more long talks, hand-holding among the ocelots, and all other manner of delicious collisions. M

Joey/sarah/merril ™™ I will, despite myself or anyone else, always love you wholly and completely. You have made me who I am - I am better because of you. xox Nick

KRR ™™ You are nothing short of wonderful. Every day, I'm thankful that you've come into my life. -M

Dear Carl ™™ I love you so much. I am so lucky to be with a guy as great as you. You're so sweet, kind. As long as you want me I will be your little noodle.

Chad N' Tish ™™ Totally forever. Thanks for being my fag hag. Isn't that just too funny? You bring the strap-on, I'll bring my hot cock.

KP ™™ Happy Vday! Do you think you'll get to second base with my mom in town? I hope you do. I love you. TC

Happy V-day Keythe D. ™™ Thanks for a memorable weekend and a lifetime of happy memories. You know I will always care for you- R.

Mike ™™ No one will ever take the place you hold in my heart. I'll always remember the glowing inside of me I felt when I looked in to your eyes. "Your love pouring like the rain, I close my eyes and it's gone again. When will I get the chance to say I love you."

I LOVE "DRINKY CROW" DOBOSH! ™™ ...and I don't care who knows it! Juli, you'll be a Murphy soon enough, but I better double check...BABY, WILL YOU MARRY ME? Patrick

To Trixie ™™ Burlesque's new Queen of Class. You are the Hip of Shake. I love you baby! XOXO, Rex.

TO Rachel ™™ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Right? Hope your ideas of you about Kermit come true. Love Zookie

to my sweet sweet little nar-nar ™™ Who doesn't really speak English too well. I do love you. elie

Mike ™™ I wish you hadn't left. I miss you tons. I know you don't love me anyone but I am still in love with you. Why did you never want to try the long distance thing? Anyways I love you, I don't know why but it do. Z

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ™™ MOM AND DAD! LOVE SARAH!

To Kelly ™™ "Love Is 50% Lies, and 50% Pain" Valentine's Day Sucks Doesn't it? -Your Psyc partner.

Husband Heath ™™ 'I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing'... this notion has not changed. I trust fuller, love further and laugh deeper. D

Kristin ™™ In times of darkness, you give light, in times of sadness, you bring smiles, in times of pain you bring joy. at all times, you bring me love - max

FROM C. to C. ™™ Heard you had to move. GOOD. Hope you find happiness in your own reflection, I could never compete... xoxo Kitty

I see you at work ™™ and desire you. I sense you want me too, but are held back by a spouse who shows you no love. Lets try it once

Knucklefuck ™™ To the one who keeps me on my toes, always spoons up to me when your cold, laughs when I say baskethound and smiles when I'm being a geek. Just so you know I do love you most of all. Bangs

Hunnybear ™™ Our third year is upon us, and we're still forging new adventures. I'm as proud as ever to have you by my side. Your Wonderbear always, T.

Meow Meow ™™ Algie hearts and such, Kitten

Aydan ™™ Lend me your ears, i'll please you in acht ways. You've opened my "eye" and your the Ono for me..

Dear John ™™ Take me away, bind me up, have your way with me. I've loved spending this year with you. Cupid is near every time I see you. JB

We're apart ™™ For now or for good? You're just Edward, And I'm just Robin, So we make it ok for now. Don't know about forever, anymore.

For JF ™™ What you mean to me: hope, joy, fulfillment, compassion, reason, excitement, pleasure, passion, trust, healing, enlightenment, inspiration, happiness and most of all, true love. Thank you. -M

Josh ™™ 8/16 means your ass is legally mine! As long as you say 'I'll take care of you', 'I would offer you my pulse, give you my breath.' -Jess

Dear Chet ™™ Muffie misses you in every way. She'd watch Anne of Green Gables naked with you!

Yeti, sweet Yeti ™™ I heard your call through the tree's, won't you, please won't you, be my valentine, please? Xoxo

i love it when ™™ mears and hale, sing to me at the bonfire, steve dances IN the bonfire, johnny breaks shit BY the bonfire, and nancy stays. love.love.

My Zach Monster ™™ You're the best adventure-pal I could ever have. Thanks for being hilarious, sexy, insightful, cuddly, playful, motivating, and accommodating. "Please to keep dating me." Love, Yours.

To Chaoz23/Mi Amor ™™ I love being your muse, and I love that it only gets better and better with you as each day passes. Love, Balance17/Your Peach

Matchu ™™ You're the coolest brudder ever. Happy damn Valentine's Day. Hugs - Heather

Beastule ™™ May this Valentine's Day with your sweet Ddot be the most fabulous one yet. I'm so happy for you. - Heathen

C-Dawg ™™ Having you in my life makes me the happiest little dude ever. When we are together again I will be complete. I love you... Drumbset

FUCK YOU ™™ SUCK YOU-AND-EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!!! Nick, sorry I'm hanging out with a bunch of stinky hippies in Los Angeles for Valentines Day.....you know I'd rather be fucking you sucking you and Everything in between. Hope you and jen are having fun. XOXO Matt

Hotlips-H ™™ You rock my world! ButtonHole

Frieda & Albert ™™ Happy 54th Anniversary! Love, LeAnn & Julie

To my Thweet-Pea ™™ Thanks for always being so much fun, and being my best friend! Your just like one of the guys....with a great rack. I love you!

Ryan ™™ Do you know what you are? You're the milk to my Oreo cookie. We're better together than we are apart. I love you like no other. Always yours, Christine

Cleatus ™™ Through thick and thin, love for eternity. Play it safe and come home to me. love, debit card.

Sweetpea ™™ Happy Valentine s sexy baby! You are the most delicious woman I ve ever known. Love, Brian P.S.: Though you re the Queen of my Heart, you re holding the Ace of Diamonds.

Lover ™™ I wanna lick you from your head to your toes and kiss you everywhere. You make it so good I don't wanna leave. I love you, baby.

Lorie ™™ Last year was your turn this time its mine, just wanted you to know, I love my partner in crime! Love William

Kanani ™™ I love you more than you will ever know,You make life a happier place to be. I love you with all my heart. Ash

Meu CARANGUEJO ™™ eu te amo. understand me, I love all of you, from eyes to feet--inside, all the brightness which you kept and brought back to me. Obrigado -K

I love you ™™ sweetheart have a happy valentines day ~ Brat

WON TON ™™ MMMMMMM cream cheese. -l

Yo Crainer ™™ Happy valentines day! love, higginbot

Corixa ™™ Hi. hi. hi. hi. Hungry? Cup-o-noodle! Hi. L&A

Nothing could ™™ make me as happy as being in love with Wedgie! I love you Smooky J! Happy Valentines day!

Kevin ™™ The team needs a dynamic player like you to really create the feeling that basketball is life. Hahaha. Are you ready for ladytron? L

GMA ™™ You are the most luscious boy ever. Thank you for your eternal patience, your beautiful soul, your heart. I promise I'll never break it. Your sexy lady 4evah, J.

Man With Truck ™™ I run the Stranger's backpage billboard. Don't even try to step, fool! Recognize Game, Player. Yours truly, Rad Dyke Plumber

ANDRE ™™ Thank you for all you bring to my life, making such an impression on this bitches' heart. I'm lucky to be spending this day with you. All yours, Jenapher

Lil Hussy! ™™ A valentine for a SweeTart of a gal... Don't forget how much you're loved. You are still my best sister ever. Flowers & bon bons always, Jules

Everytime I look at you ™™ I feel like I'm falling into your eyes and re-meeting your soul, your the love that makes my heart bleed. -SXY

I HEART YOU GILBERT ™™ Will you be my funny valentine? DOH-DOH

Veronica ™™ To the sweetest, smartest little girl ever. Your love is the sunshine in my day. xoxo, Juliette

Mr. Nick ™™ I still love listening to the Clash, trying to feel Beat, and eating cereal with you. Some things don't change. Happy Relationship Christmas, Yr Em

Ryann ™™ Thank you for saving me. I love you. Jen

To Smokey ™™ the Stinkiest Dog in Ravenna. You took a bath and suddenly, I realized the depth of my love for you. Keep bathing, and I'll keep on loving... xoxo J.

I think this is ™™ What I understand -- I'm happy, I'm blessed and who gives a fuck about the rest?

BRENT ™™ You're the love I've always dreamed of and you're my favorite perv in the whole wide universe. Happy Valentines Day my love! Forever your BLT (AKA Jeannie).

Tim ™™ You are the best thing that ever happened to me--the tornado in my trailer park. I love you. Will you marry me? Vanessa

KAYLIE MY SWEET ™™ Little girl, apple of my eye. I love you so much it hurts! Have a wonderful Valentines Day. Love Mom.

Rachel & Justin ™™ Sittin in a tree, do you have a kiss for me? Happy VD guys! You are SOOOOOO cute together I could just die. Love ya forever, Carey

Your spankin's ™™ drive me wild and, let's face it, nothing is hotter than a round of sensual back jerkin's...unless, of course, it's your stink. I love you, gorgeous baby!

Justin JG ™™ this is it; the year for love. Good luck to you, wish me luck, let's go out there and get us some! Carey

DARLING NIKKI ™™ 3 Yrs ago I gave you my heart & soul. In return you lied you cheated you stole. I'm better off now I know. Can't stop thinking of you though! S.

RatGirl ™™ You're the sweetest pie in the factory, the tightest cheek in the chorus line, the last beer in the fridge. I love you now and forever - MonkeyBoy

Travis ™™ Thanks for putting up with all those years of drunken nights, surly language, and sexual promiscuity. I Love you, Mom.

Laura ™™ "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way than this..." Gwen

NiXtaNiQ ™™ I'm the wax, you the wick, together we burn, drip, while the world turns, trips, one in the same, steady flame, ying & yang, light you brang, to me:em

Joe ™™ Recent changes in Federal "Smithers Laws" have forced me to use this forum to communicate to you the unquantifiable amount of love I have for you, my best friend. ~G

Juliette ™™ Me love you long time. - Glen

Rana ™™ Be my Valentine or Jesus Christ will get you.

Heavenly Father ™™ I hear your eyes singing to me, your smile a wave crashing inside me. You live in my tears now. I left, but still dream of a "someday" with you. Herbie (the dentist)

Layla ™™ HEY DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT FROM OLD NAVY?? I KNEW U DID DOOD. Riiiiight on hellll yea.... bitch. Happy V-day. Jen

Keenhy ™™ never be frightened of cliches.

Jimbo ™™ We miss you oh soo much. YOu mean the world to us, without you we would simply melt into our sad empty office chairs. You remind us of sunshine on a dreary Seattle day, you are the organic vegetable toppings on a Pudge Brothers Monster Pizza. Love Danyelle and Rebecca

dear jenny ™™ we remain, in solidarity, 'n-gay. but I know it's gonna happen, someday.

Khaela ™™ you are crippling.

Frannie ™™ Happy 1/2 year on Valentines Day. You have made me a very happy boi. Much love to you my smart, funny, sexy girl. From your big strappin' Puppy.

Melinda my angel pie ™™ you rock me harder than any other sex kitten/guitar vixen ever could. I will love you always. we are the misfits, our songs are better.

DENNIS ™™ I love your lips, when they're wet with wine, and RED with a wicked desire...that of which tonight shall have me drink of thee. -L

MMM ™™ I like kissing you right there, and making you wet. And you kissing me right there, and making me wet. KLH

To Chris from the Switch House ™™ If you move out we will find you and castrate you. Just kidding, we love you, don't ever move, or else. No, kidding again.

Mikey ™™ you are my ultimate schmorgashborg! :) I wanna taste every part of you... for *always*. I love you, baby! Lisa Marie

Jeaners ™™ Thanks for making me the happiest I've ever been! I love you soooo much!!! Love, Matty

to the girl with electric eyes ™™ and paint in her fingertips, you have my heart, don't forget. -the boy with a notepad in his hands and stars on his back.

Michelle ™™ i still love fucking you. You are the most luscious lover of my life. -romy

MAGGIE OF THE NORTH ™™ So pretty, so cute, so funny, so smart. thank you for making me happy. happy valentine's day, honeybear! fondly, matteo

H ™™ Happy Valentine's Day, you haven't killed me with your car yet amazingly, though I'm sure you'll keep trying. -C

Roses are red ™™ Violets are bright, when I think of you, I jack off at night! Emily, you're fine as hell. I wanna work you out like Bally's Total Fitness. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. Love Mike

My Tyger ™™ I gave my life to you the moment you met my gaze.You are my sunshine, lover, lust-er, best friend. You fight and fuck better than anyone else! Thats why I love you! Your PussyKat

My hesitance is inevitable. ™™ I see you nearly every day, and still act skittish. Please know, this fear soon will pass, with a little help from my friends.

I love you Mr. Pickles. ™™ I'm happy we are going to be stuck together, forever. Love, Teacake

ANDREA ™™ THE GIRLS YOU LIVE WITH ARE HOT!

B.B. ™™ "And the sign shall be my ecstasy, the consciousness of the continuity of existance, the omnipresence of my body." -Nuit

MELISSA C. ™™ Your support and good advice and family love have been a Godsend to me - thank you chica. -J

some day my sweet ™™ We will have our villa on the southern coast of Italy complete with writhing harem. I will be sure to have a pool of iceyhot for you to wallow in - mean while we'll always have Seattle. love your little gnome

Hey Baby ™™ I love you with all of my heart! Really! Happy Birthday too! Charles

Tedward ™™ To you and your fab abs *kisses, hearts, and much more* thanks for making me laughing and for all those great noises.

Allie ™™ No more pinching, squeezing, grabbing, and kneading. alternate between light caressing and moving your handing in circle while holding the breast.

SexyPants ™™ You mean everything to me. There may be tough times now and then, but we'll look back and laugh when we're old & gray. Forever, Papa

Well, Max ™™ (HJ) is so tizzight, but he does like that one girl (are you she?), call him if you know him and be prepared to be denied like a bounced check :D U-DUB represents!

I love you S ™™ farts and all. You are the wings upon my feet, my dancing heart.

To My Boozy Valentine ™™ I love you to booza bits.

Dearest Bean ™™ I want to nibble on your drumsticks. Love, Pepper.

Wendy ™™ Let's have a necking session later tonight. I want to lick you all over! Love, Bales

To all my former valentines ™™ bite me hard, please!

Hey B! ™™ Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four...

Mr. Clairey Beary ™™ Hawpy Valentine's Day...over 4yrs, WOO! ({)(L)(K)(F) Lub, Miss Clairey Beary

Moon ™™ I love you very much. Happy anniversary and valentines. (vallaversary?) -beloved

Thanks for every moment ™™ you spend with me, I miss your multi colored hair, your ever changing eyes. I adore everything about you boy with wings. I love you Ian.

Hey baby ™™ I love you more than doughnuts. Almost. -b.Licious

David ™™ Three months isn't long but I cant wait to spend the rest of forever with you! Each time I see you, I like you more. Happy Valentines Day! xoxo, erica

timikhan! ™™ Love me? Love boobies? Get some! Love, chrissypoo

Andy ™™ Please never stop holding my hand so that we won't get separated. Love U.

BEAN! ™™ Hope you and Adam have a sizzling v-day with those 20 condoms. hehehe LOVE YOUR NIECE

HAIRNET GIRL ™™ I met this hot girl at "R-Town", and that night we didn't go down, I wanted to just be a tease, so later she'd want me to please, while she pinned my ass to the ground.

Smel ™™ you are the superhero in my dreams!! I love you, my friend, almost as much as cheesecake.

TRIPLE PICKLE PIE ™™ Get your hand stuck in my jar. I love a good pickle. You can't help me for wanting to bite. Love, HBB

Dear Diane ™™ Here's to the circles beneath our eyes. Love, Diane

Hey Matty & Laurel ™™ We love you a ton! Love, Moint & Mort

You are Fine my Hazeltine ™™ What I mean is Hazeltine, I think I need ya in my scene Hazeltine, What's your sign Hazeltine? I need you in mine.

Check Master Matt ™™ Fuck me on bed of your dirty cash. Bounce my check. Make me "pay" for money orders. Overdraw my account. fingerprint me and cuff me to your till. Love, Connie D.

Devin ™™ You are my one and only. Be my valentine for the rest of our lives. Katherine

FRAULINE ™™ Meet me in the shack. Love, D.

Three P P ™™ Kinky is not enough. Porn is not enough. Rope is not enough. S and M is not enough. But maybe marriage will be... Little Peach.

Hey Cat ™™ Thanks for putting up with me. I love it when you say I'm going to go now because that means you're going to stay and brighten my day.

Casimir ™™ i am real. fat animal.

I'm at Y&R ™™ and in Chicago. But you're at DDB and in Seattle. Your humor's weak while mine, it thrives. But my winter's bleak, and you make it damn hoTTT.

hogg-daddy ™™ You drive me hog wild when ya hog tie me and do it to me hoggy style! I love you so, you complete me - with love, your secret admirer

Marla ™™ is a babe!

I can change, baby! ™™ I can change!

my tapir darling! ™™ so you are still my favorite ungulate. Happy valentine's day from your sweet snoot.

dear capybara girl ™™ hank you for being my friend. And for being lovely. Happy valentine's day!

Love to Suzan ™™ On our special day and our special ways. From Don

supertiny! ™™ We -the seething couplet, no longer chained to the desolate hovels we called souls, have at once filled the universe with more dolphins and shimmering armor than even dinky's and velvet glove could fathom. I heart you my (sucker) b.f.

KARL the POTTER ™™ I truely love you. You are everything that I wished and hoped for. In the roots of our love there grows a TURNIP. from CATHY the PLANT

MASTER TECH ™™ You are HOT, HOT, HOT! Big rough hands and bedroom Eyes. Soft full lips and a BIG Strong Tool...You make my engine purrrrrrrrr. Van Girl

VAUSSTAIBH ™™ Happy Valentines day, my purring Drat. May our love be as enduring as the steel rose you gave me on our first date. Je t'aime! -Christina

Hey Markus ™™ Wollte nur sagen wie gluecklich ich bin, dass ich dich kennengelernt habe. Ich habe keine Ahnung wie auf Deutsch zu sagen, aber: Will you be my Valentine? -chaney

BEWARE THE SKULL FACE!! ™™ Despite that, we all love you.

JARROD ™™ I'm glad we started talking again, you just reminded me why I was so crazy about you before! Happy Valentines Day! *Insert mushy talk here* and if anyone asks, I didn't do this because I have a reputation to uphold of being heartless.

CHICKLET ™™ Through good and bad, right and wrong, arguing and wild weasel sex, good movies and "Hollywood" movies, Nick Cave and endless Johnny Cash... I love you. Your Dragon

ELI ™™ When I woke up, I realized it was you and not a pelican. You make me so very happy. Kelly

MATTHEW A GOOGLE ™™ I think of you and you make me feel tingly, you rock my world. Sometimes I heart u, but I hate u soo very much.... happy heart day baby. Love, Princess Carlita

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ™™ I love you. Robert

Your periods were once red ™™ Now your heart is blue, Your hysterectomy means no productive breeding, For me and for you! I love you Sharon! ~Your Charlie~

Seven since I called you my FIancé ™™ Seventeen since you were my girlfriend, Forty-seven since you were just my friend, Seventy-eight since we first met, Wonderful months with Wifey.

hot fuzzy fag lover! ™™ your sexy, post Halloween drag, indie rock queer lady loves you for reals. Lick my pussy anytime, naughty bunny! xo, homo-pants.

Sherm ™™ U the cutest. Love you lots. *pet* -KT

*squeek* ™™ Happy Valentine's Joshh :) Here's to another year filled with lots of noise, and so much more O:-)

John B and Kyle P ™™ You are my favorite perma-date and pimp. Heart you, J.

Apel ™™ tres chic dear one ura qt true love fax me, xoxo Ponyta

M. ™™ You whelm me. I am confuse. You are SOOO cuuuute like my little doggies. I love you.

To the Beautiful ™™ Concrete Blonde Fan at Hot Mama's, Happy Valentines Day You're the Greatest!! Love- E

Cindy ™™ Thank you for the past year it has been an unforgettable portion of my life. I never have thought that an individual could impact my life in such a manner. Woo woo.....woo

When we touch ™™ I feel a transfer of energy. A tingle, the warm sensation. When we cuddle at night and I loose myself in your arms, it's amazing. Aaron, You are the best. I couldn't ask for anything better.

&REA!!! ™™ I don't care if you're "alcoholic" or that you're super flexible and good in bed-I love you and I'd break the law again with you.-N

GABE ™™ you're the best! You're the only guy I want to get drunk with and go shooting be it a gun or a b-ball so long as we bring a typewriter. I love you.

YOU RULE MY FACE ™™ Hooray for Pubes.

HEY BABY HEY! ™™ Dear Snuggle-bunny, YOU are my 1&ONLY, Cutie-pie. Be my Valentine too? Kissing you is my FAVORITE THING TO DO!! XO

THE WEIGHT ™™ we carry is love. Who can deny? In dreams it touches the body, in thought constructs a miracle, in imagination, anguishes till born." Je t'aime, Adam.

BILL ™™ you are the poopsnake to my hoopsnake. Pirates, pirates, happy Halloween, Jeremy

HONEY BUNS ™™ Wish we could wake next to each other every morning, fall asleep together every night, with Thumper in my mouth! *smooches* I adore you! xoxo Pokey

SUMTIA ™™ You are my love, my life. What better way to tell you Happy Valentine's than through a love column in a Seattle newspaper. Andop

BEST-FRIEND MIKALIA ™™ Oh dear, what would the world do w/o u... what would I do w/o u. I am definitely BLESSED for having u in my life. I LOVE YOU!! CBS CBS

PIRANIA SINCE ™™ we met, our hearts were set. No one could I adore or love more. With you every day is like Valentine's. Boo

CHI O'S! ™™ Have a Groovy Valentine's Day! I just can't stop lovin' each and every one of you! Don't hate on V-Day, be in love with love, okay!? Kitchie

ANDREAS ™™ You could have had anybody and you chose me. You are my dream and my sex fantasy come true. I love you my bear!

TO ALL THOSE ™™ lousy dates I went on, I'd really like to apologize for getting trashed and being such a jerk. Arsenio.

EMILY ™™ An orange cat howls, and Masy yells from butt rub. Must be they love you. S.W. and N.D.

CAPYBARA ™™ you're an absolute joy. Let's hit the road again soon--this time we'll haggle for our umbrellas before it starts raining. A million kisses from your adoring Megaloptera.

PILL-HILL JEN ™™ Once your neighbor, now gone--all I have are the dents your car door left in mine. May I be yours?

MY ANDREW ™™ To quote "fly Me to The Moon," "I'll be yours forever more, all I ever ask for, all I worship and adore." How I love you! Your Gennie

AND NOW...NIKI ™™ you are the girl of my dreams! Let's fight off vampires while I quote bad movies! I love you and your ass face! JW

YOUR ESSENCE ™™ and laughter are an inspiration to all that surround you and I am so very pleased to bask in your sunlight. You are forever my DD. Love, LA

LOVE SEEKETH NOT ™™ itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care; But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair. So sang a little Clod of Clay, Trodden with the cattle's feet; But a Pebble of the brook, Warbled out these metres meet. Love seeketh only Self to please, To bind another to Its delight: Joys in another's loss of ease, And builds a Hell in Heavens despite. By William Blake

KERNEL ™™ Happy Valentine's Day you stud! Here's to more months of good times and hot lovin'. Lt.

OOHOOH! ™™ Means I love you, Monkey, have a happy Valentine's day. Thank you for being so wonderful to me every day.

I LOVE MY ™™ SUNNY FUNNY HONEYBUNNY!!!!!! MWAH!

TO A. BIRCH ™™ Fuck you, asshole! ™ Dan

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