BOBBY**You and your Mini rawk my world. I miss you down there in P-town! Here’s to you, buddy. -AbFab
TO THE ONLY**Stranger reader in Vorarlberg: the 13th or 15th just won’t be the same this year. Solo, I miss you like cheese misses wine. Hurry home! Lv/lv
WE LOVE YOU JAN**Won’t you be our Valentine, We hope we make you as happy as you make us, Kisses, Hugs, Kitty Licks, Don, Kitters, Cheetah, Bud, Big Girl
TO MY GIRLS OF NEAR-GAY** What a lucky guy I am to know and live with all of you. Happy Valentine’s Day eroyn, chicken, janet, maria and meredith. tt
NIALL**I left a little of my heart with you in Ireland, Take care of it. I plan on coming back to get it someday. -amy-
CAROLINE OR CAROLYN**NY EVE on Q.Anne. Your cute blonde haircut, penetrating eyes, lightning smiles and soft laugher left me MESMERIZED. How did I not kiss you, Taiwan teacher? Pinstriped boy fell in love that night.
ANDREW**Don’t worry about your friends’ opinions – just know they love you! Fuck the naysayers, and grab some sunshine outta the rest of our clueless asses. Turn on your bright lights! I love you, Bambino
THERE IS ONLY ONE**woman who truly lives up to her name; CHARITY. She is so wonderful, there is no luckier guy than the one she is with! -Aaron
I WISH YOU**were in my fish bowl, Mud Guppie.
LISA LOU**I’m proud of your motherhhod. My awkward New Years neckbite was meant as a harmless compliment to your continuing damned cuteness, skinnyness, and funnyness. I hope your valentine’s enduring a lisalouhickey right now. -old friend
CD+MG**Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. -de Saint-Exupéry, Antoine Love
FOR M. ORANGE**Thank you for making me feel like the luckiest woman alive. You make me deliriously happy… I love you, my valentine. your Burrito.
BRANDEE, JAYMA, JUDY,** ANGELA, MARIE AND MICHELLE. Happy Valentines Day! I don’t know what I would do without you and I am glad I don’t have to. Love Kymmie
JOSHUA MY DARLING**Happy Valentines Day! May we have many more ice cream and sparkling water evenings. There are so many things I want to explore with you.Hugs & Kisses. Love KYM
40 * MARIE * 40**Happy Birthday! May all of your dreams become a reality. Namaste KYM
BUN-BUN**The butt-butt loves you very much. Kinko?
TO KITSAPBANDS.COM**We love you, you have been so good to us! Larraine
YOU’RE LAYING ON**the bed right now as I send this Valentine. I can’t think of what to say except, this last week full of puddles and bent rims has brought you closer to me. I wish I could keep you here…
BURRRRRITO!!!!!**Stank you smelly much for the piggy back rides! Next one to get a bruise in the shape of New Florida gets a free coffee! –Heart, Meatface
MEW!**ILTDTTBHCOY!
LG+TB… **+M+Z+Boooooo
DEAREST SILENTKITTEN**I will always be your backdoor alley cat. Love, Tomcat
ERIC-WHO-IS-TAR**You do such fascinating things to your testicles. How could I not love you? -Cait
CAIT R. **My fox, your fields… What do you say? I never got quite enough romping with you in those bio labs. -J
IT’S GOOD TO BE**picky, once it finally works out. Buckle up Sherah, it’s going to be a wild — and hopefully long — ride. -joshquote
I JUST FUCKING**LOVE YOU! PEACE LOVE EMPATHY, BASCO
HEY FRANZ!**I missed you baby and can’t wait to touch you again!… Kisses forever, your little kitty!
HI MASTER JORDAN**the best lover of my life; it will be a perfect Valentine’s Day that I fantasize about every day anyways! Your “Sex Kitten”
TO DAD**We will get thru this together … I love you and thanx for all you’ve done for us…. you’re the best! Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, kat-n-kayla
VALENTINE FOR THE WORLD** Seattle,WA 47F February 4, 2004 2:20A.M. Our cunts are swollen and Red, The Worlds Violence is Black and Blue, Zapata Predicted this Change, a better world for me and you. love charlotte sometimes
DEAR ELYSA**You’re the best sparring partner in the world, nobody tires me out like you. Hope we will be together forever someday in human form. Happy V=Day. Love BaileyBean(the turkey-lurkey)
TAWNEY**487 POPPIES -skye
KDOG**Everyday I find another reason to fall in love with you all over again… I am not afraid either. I can’t imagine life without your laughter or our passion……. devilsbeauty.. your favorite porn star-XXX
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY**To all chumps….they do know who they are…they deserve a lil lovin sometimes too![White Center and surrounding area]….love always, us by-otches!!!
DARMAC**Congratulations on your impending nuptials! Don’t worry about me, I’ll get over my broken heart… Love, Boots
FINKY BABY**You’re the only one who can fulfill my animal urges. See you in Chicago! Love, Boots
OH. ARIEL**It has been so long since we shared Popsicles on the veranda. Someday soon, we’ll revisit times past, & celebrate our platonic future with tasty frozen treats.
NACH IHM NUR**schau ich zum Fenster hinaus, Nach ihm nur geh ich aus dem Haus. Sein hoher Gang, sein’ edle Gestalt, Seines Mundes Lächeln, seiner Augen Gewalt.
VOICI DES FRUITS**des fleurs, des feuilles et des branches. Et puis voici mon coeur, qui ne bat que pour vous. (“Green,” Paul Verlaine)
RICK FLICK**You are the greatest friend. Thanks for always being there for me! I would recommend you as a “house boy” anytime. Ha Ha. Happy Valentines Day!
KELLY D.!**You’re the best there ever was, and don’t you dare forget it.
SCHAWEETZ**Through kare-kare and cold feet, you’ll always be my P-O-A (with a slice of mango on the side). I love ewe! Love, Your neng-neng lover.
MY KOI**I love you to the moon and the stars, around the sun, and back again. Thank you for being my Secret Agent Lover Duck. Yours Forever, ~Koo
I’M SORRY MS. JACKSON** Wooo…but those things look reeeeal. Never meant to see your titty fly, now won’t you please be my Valentine.
POOKY**SOD– Soul For Real “Candy Rain” ~Sunshine
DAMON** Thank you for being there when I needed you. Please, let me return the favor. Love & kisses, lily.
I LOVE**Ms. Juli M.! She is beautiful, she is kind, she’s a helluva find! My Drinky Crow, my wife, my teammate, my life… I love you dearly, Happy V Day! Patrick
ARCTONOMENON AND BUDASNIPER**I love you guys so much I could just pinch your little cheeks until you exclaim, “BOLP Riffage!”
HOLA MY LOVE**JUST A FEW WORDS TO GET CLOSER TO YOU THIS DAY I MISS YOU. CATA
GOSHIN**You know I don’t want to say it but I have to! I love you! Mama
LOVE IS REALLY**not all it’s cracked up to be
HOTTIE MCTODDIE**And the coolness of your smile is stirringofbirds between my arms; but I should rather than anything have(almost when hugeness will shut quietly)almost, your kiss, Oh won’t you be mine? xx A
MONICA**I never lied to you, I love you, I always have and I always will. I never meant to break your heart. Will you be my valentine?
DEAREST NUT-NUT**I love your butter. Love, Pea-nut
DOOFINGTON**I heart you too! Durkey
MEATERSON**I love the way you smell- like tacos. Your only, Peaterson
CHICKEN**I never knew how much I could love you. Hearts, Abomb
LOVER**You are my sweetest pea. I want to peg you eternally. Go down on me soon or I’ll kick you to the curb. Wink Wink Grin. You KNOW. Toots.
I DID WHAT**I did out of love. I know it hurt, for that I am sorry. You know who you are.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY**to the BEST woman pool player at Smokey Joe’s, Thongs A lot, Fred
LY**Meet me here Saturday night! You bring the chocolate and I’ll bring the wine. Together let’s fill this 30th Valentine’s Day with the sweet warmth of our hearts. ILY2
CARANOBEARA**Happy valentine’s day, baby….love, Madeleine
GINA, ERIN, MERAK**Miss you girls tons…love you even more. Love, Reesie
KIM**I never know what to say so I’ll just say I love you. Even with the pukey cat. Isaac.
JEFF**It’s been 8 great years, full of joy and happiness! I love you more than I did yesterday! -Christine
TO THE SWEETEST**cutest, softest, warmest network admin in Capitol Hill – love you bunches and bunches and bunches and then some more bunches. – Billy Bob
ERIN**Sorry I had to be in Florida. Just wanted you to know I love you, and I miss you all the time. — Jarren
TARA D**Will you marry me? You put poetry and tenderness into my life. Like an exotic flower, like moon shine from a recently cleaned bathtub -Mike H.
OMG LOL CHAR**SNUGGLEBUG
DON’T LET THE SUN**go down on me Laura S.! Laura you are like the underwear to my ensemble. You give me support, lots of absorbency, keep me clean and I never try to change you!
JOEL**You are an incredible and hunky man! I’m blessed you’re in my life and look forward to growing old with you. Love Kath
TO ALICE, ANDY, JEFF**Kelly, Libby, Margie, Randy, Sara, Spencer and the rest of the Glitterati: Happy V-D! Love, Ryan
MIKE B. **You have seen my through the good times and bad. You’re solid and thoughtful and always the voice of reason. So why do I want to gouge your eyes out?
HRTHIR PHARR**I stole a tampon once or twice when we were living together. I am sorry. I also ate some food, lied to your folks and pee’d in your bed. Stay cool!
STEPHANIE AND DENNIS DART **are the bestest and most affable lesbians I know. thanks for teaching me new sexual wisdom and maturity. All of my love, Tara D.
BLAKOB**Thanks for all of the orgasms. I really appreciate it. Thanks for not giving me an STD. Keep up the good work. Be my valentine. –MM
CHICAGO DOCTOR**Are you truly in love? If not, I would love the opportunity to fall in love with you. Seattle Patient
“DON’T WANNA SCREW**up this perfection I’ve found.” Ron, you have changed my life. I am the luckiest girl in the world. Yeee-eaaaaaayyyy!!! -Michelle
LUCID LOVE**For years to come and years gone past; to new lives brought into the world and old friends lost. I’ll always be here for you and never let you down. I love you dearly and can’t believe how lucky I am. Sexykins
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY** Jeff. You rock my world in every way. I love you. Ryan
MIJN SECRET LEIFDE**You do not need words, as I do not, either–MY EYES speak Loud & Clear, (AND) so do yours. I ache, not only for your Body, but Mind and Spirit too. In Shadow–IM4U. KodaK
KAT**Be my dirty little snow-flake, and ever ever.
B**Your neck is my spice, and I want to curl up with your big green sweater. Will you be my Valentine? — g
TLR**The Beautiful One, The Mother of the Moto, My true winter love. TR
MOTO**To my little man, Throw ceiling, throw ceiling, now. Any time you want. Daddy
BECKY BECK**Splecky Spleck, Just know that Big Daddy loves you, and loves you and loves you, thanks for the best years of my life looking forward to many more.
HEIDI (SHAMELESS)**You’re a gift to me. What a journey we’ve taken so far, looking forward to walking with you further. I love you, dirty girl. AOMM. Your Butt Rocker.
A BEAUTIFUL SOUL**LIGHTS UP MY EVERY MORNING WITH KISSES. NO WORDS TO EXPRESS A LOVE SO BALLISTIC AND SENTIMENTAL,WITH MY UNDYING LOVE THIS VALENTINE TO MY WIFE CHRISTA!
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW**It may seem like I am meowing for food but I am really trying to tell you that I love you. Warm purrrs, FRITZE
LIEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!**
T.ROY**May your Mast stay strong and keep your Sails(UP)for- ever. I miss you AND I am sorry. S
DADDY**Of all the daddy’s in the world I choose you. When I hear your voice, I am home. Thanks for loving me so much. I love you too. Baby
BALLARD MARKET**How is it that the nicest and finest men in the city work here!!??
DADDY**Sorry about all the years of bites, scratches, ruined furniture, fur balls, the carnage of little animals, sleep depravation and the poopie litter. Love Always, Spats & Tigger
KOCHAM**Cie, moja Ania. Twoj Kevin.
HEY TIGER**you are still my very favorite — for better AND for worse – and you will always be my Single Most Rockin’ Valentine. much love, The Wife.
SARAH**Damn I’ve blown it with you so many times. I know you’ve found someone new. I just wanted to say sorry for not realizing what I could of had. Maybe some day. Ben
TO MY SWEET VC**I get to marry you in 38 days! You are my sunshine and I love you so very much. Thank you for you! Love, Gillian
KELLEY**What more can I say, you are not just a part of my life, you are my life. Thank you for marrying me. P.-
DEAR HENRY**Robots are good. Bacon’s not awful. Be my little valentine and I’ll make you a waffle. Love, Mama
HEY BOO BOO!**Thanks for everything. You are the best and shit. Emily
SARAH**You’re 3,000 miles away, but it’s like you never left. You are the most amazing person I’ve ever met. I love you more than anything. Billy
WATJE**“Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?” -Nietzsche Ignore the persistent whisper of continence and come dance with me amongst the daffodils. – M.
FANCY PANCY**Will you be my Valentimes? I’m just kinda tiny and you’re pretty fancy, what do you say?
TO SALLY**From your fancy hairdo / to your fancy clothes / and your fancy smile/ and your fancy nose And everyone whose ever kissed ya / knows that you’ve got the fanciest sistah. Love you, Betsey
A**THANKS FOR BEING THE PRES OF THE EASY BAKE OVEN CLUB, NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF THE TBC. HAPPY VALENTINE, MY SWEET
HEY SCHNOOKIE POOTSIE** Happy Birthday Valentine! You re my sweetie pie, my little gal. You’re my Schanee McYannee. I lub lub you today and always.
HEY FUCK FACE**I LOVE YOU! From your Swamp Witch.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY**to the sassiest bunch of girls in WA & GA – Heather, Mary, Quincy, Rebecca and Sophie! Love you mucho! Ally-Sha AKA Ya Ya
T-BONE**Looking forward to seeing you when I get back from NZ! Dirty weekend? Hegel can stay at home.
RYAN**I love you! ~Amber
MARA**She liked her men like her cocktails… neat but with a twist. She had not yet decided whether to use her power for good… or for evil. Je t’aime, Becca
MUM, TI AMO!**Hope your Valentine’s is full of love. I will see you in San Francisco. Baci!
“I THINK ABOUT YOU**in the moonlit night, And the stars all seem to weep, When there’s so much love to give, There’s never any time for sleep.” Love, Molly
TO MY ONLY**Child-Boyfriend, I will sing and dance for you for a hundred years. May there never be a time that I don’t love you.
HAYDEN**Yes my darling, I love you, and I always will. I choose you, over and over. Your adoring bride, Athena
SOLID GOLD**Won’t you please surrender to me, Your lips, your arms, your heart, dear, Be mine forever, Be mine tonight. -Cute Guy
THANK YOU FOR**BREATHING. ~A
SEN~OR POOPYPANTS**Falling in love with you was the best thing I’ve ever done. I am yours for as long as you can stand my belching. Hrunt, hrunt, hrunt!
TRACY NYS EYES**My lover girl, Palmero and I love you very much!! Here’s to calm love and the treasures in your backpack. Happy Valentines Day sweetheart. Love, Lisa
TO A FANTASTIC**musician, father, husband, and friend: Thanks for all of the floods, perversions, and new experiences. After 10yrs, it only seems to get better! Love, StarBar12/93
ZOE**Happy Valentine’s Day! -Mama
MARK**I never thought marriage could be so sweet and effortless. I am so lucky to spend my life with you. I love you always. Mindy
TITUS**You hog the food, warm spots, and fur rug. I leave poop around the house. Thank you for being the yin to my yang. Henry
PORKCHOP**With Your Butt So Devine, Will You Be Mine? My Bend Over Boyfriend. Will always remember sharing one boob, your flanel zoo pajamas and Snoop Dog. xoxo Pumpkin
DREW**I can’t believe we get to move to Seattle together. It’ll be the first of many adventures. I love you… Jessie
HAPPY *FART***Valentine’s *PFFT* Day *FART* Maggie of the *BURP* North. Fondly… –matteo
ERIC**You re the cream in my coffee, the foam in my beer, the salt in my shaker, and the dream in my boat. You re definitely easy on the eyes. I’m a very lucky gal. Love you, Betsey
D**You can’t fight apathy. -z
HAPPY BIRTHDAY**and Happy Valentines Day Monkey. I love you with all my heart. Love Bug
YOU ARE MY MONKEY**My only (blue)monkey, you make me happy no matter what colour the sky is.
COREY**You have hair. And eyes. And a face. Presumably these are pretty. Let me have them! Meat! I have a table and a whole lotta wine. -James
ROBYN**Three days a week is not enough!!! Happy V-day, maybe I’ll bake you some cookies. Heart Jeremy.
LUKE**I am your father. I know where you live and have seen where you sleep. Justice… we shall rule the galaxy as father and son. Be my valentine. – Vader
TO MISS ELLEN**I love you sunshine. Sean
FIDEL**Basta!
JAMES**You are horrible. Hope you had fun at the funeral.
WADLEIGH**I miss the good olde times! HNA Choir made me who I am today! Love to you and all the VE/CC Crew for Life!!! *Roach
HEY**Can you put it in for me? That way I don’t have to take any responsibility for it.
PATRICK H**Oh, my goodness. It’s the way the breeze blows through your pubic hairs in the dark confines of you dining room. Love, your bulky Scottish Italian
LYNN**Every passing day with you makes my heart swell with love. Thanks for the morning waffles. You are amazing. -Just Ice
HEY MISS KARI**Thinking of you… Happy Valentine’s Day! xoxo, pg
LANI**Happy heart day… thinking of you! gals night soon.. xo, pg
GINNY**Keep watching those rock shows… sending you red and pink hearts.. xoxo, pg
THE A, THE B, THE C**Sending an alphabet of love. Miss you, Parker
LBC**Ghetto Scrabble, Movies, Uno, Nora Jones, Politics, Naps and free food! You really are my home away from home & make the commute worth it! Love, Scrabble Sista*
IB’S**See you in the Spring. Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Pb
LIL KATE**Heather, Tiffany, and Autumn. “I love you not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” Elizabeth Barrett Browning “Boyfriend Albert, and Chocalate Thunder
MAC**I’ve left Shanghai, baby, and I’m coming home! I’ll soon be in your moist hands for all of your playing pleasure. All my GB are for you. Love, iPod.
MELINDA**You mean so much to me, and I will always love you. YOUR MY TAQUITO!!! MWAH!!! Love, Soto
MALCOLM, HANNA, MADELINE **and Olivia, Miss you!!!! Sending you lots of red hearts, warm hugs, and chocolate kisses. Happy Valentine’s Day!! Love, Aunt Paige
MARGIE**Words fail. -Ted
ALAINA**Why is it that you have no nickname, and I have several? I hope this doesn’t become a hot button issue. Te quiero – MAC Daddy numbah one!
“SUGAR DUMPLIN”**you’re my baby, I love you in every way way way way!” Deshmond you are my darling & I can’t get enough of you! I heart you. Love Shoalin.
GS1,**My heart still skips a beat every time I see you. You got me good babe! Love you always, CG
DAVE N. **I smile today as I realize how much happiness you give me even though you are far away. You make my life meaningful. Can I keep you? April
RITA**Your smile stops my heart, your eyes fill me with happiness, your touch drives me crazy, look forward to the next 50 years! I love you, Dan
JENNIFER “ALOHA” E. **Thank you for being there when i needed you most. you are the most understanding and wonderfull woman in the world. happy valentines day. love dave
T-DOG**WELL IT’S BEEN 4 YEARS LONG. WE SURE AS HELL PROVED THEM ALL WRONG. SO RAISE YOUR BUD LIGHT BOTTLE AND CHEER TO ANOTHER FUCKIN 4 YEARS! LOVE U, KIM
FISH OUTTA WATER**I’ll wear my Wal-Mart hot pants for you anytime. I love you more than pickled plums and okra combined. Your dorky gal from Florida
TD**I pledge my life to the continuation of our legacy. As our ranks grow with eager participants I know the future is bright. ~EB
RC**One word for you, potential, oh yeah and, damn sexy. So maybe that is three words, but they all describe you. -EB
PAMELA**You are my non-sexual life partner. Lovelise
JANINE**My feathered boa beauty queen, I think you have thee sexiest tongue in the whole wide world! You keep my nasty lil’ fantasies a comin’! love janna:)
AARON**It’d be nice to finish what we started, and I’d like to knock some more shit off your nightstand. If this sounds like fun, you’ll find me in Fremont.
PUUKIE BEAR**It has been over 2 years of joy, good sex, support and friendship. I love you with all of my heart and my ass. -Angel Tits
DUSTY**You are the boy of my dreams! I love you with all of my heart. Thanks for always making me smile. Love Grace
OH AARON**I knew you had it in ya. I can’t imagine being without you. When do you want to move in with me? The Tati.
JW**If we had never met then by God strike me down right now!! (Knock on wood). You are my ray of sunshine in Seattle’s dreary weather. NJP
COLLEEN!**I was only kidding when I said you could be me and James’ girlfriend on vacation. Going to Mexico together would be fun! Good luck with the boys, Laura
THERE ONCE WAS**a slut named momo, who was a rather rowdy mofo, one day she did crack, and fell on her back, and now she is a hobbled used-ho. Love hunter
TO LORI AND FRED!** Congratulations on the paperwork! Your friends, Laura and James
TO MY BAGEL BOY**So pleased you’re mine 🙂 Love lizard
TO JACY AND CHARITY**WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HAVE THE BEST VALENTINES’ EVER.
TO MY FAVORITE PUERTO RICAN **YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND I DO ALL OVER AGAIN. LOVE, YOUR MISTRESS
YES. IT’S TRUE. **I love a woodchuck.
I LOVE YOU BIANCA!**From your secret admirer at WMS
HERE IT IS STEFAN**Short and sweet: keep it peachy. Luv ya lots, from you know who.
HEY BABY**I’m glad that you’re my hot boyfriend. I wouldn’t want any other. Let’s keep it real together for a long time. xoxo A.
I KNOW I’VE NEVER**felt this way before, for anyone or anything. I love you with all my heart Josh H., never go anywhere. Happy V-Day. Courtney B.
MY LITTLE SZECHOSLOVAKIAN-MAGNOLIAN PENPAL!**Happy Valentine’s Day! I need some peaches for my V-Day present! You are so cool and fluffy, You eyes aren’t red and puffy, Your dogs not named scruffy HAHAHA Happy Valentines Day -eSKiMoe
AS MUCH AS**A hug of kittens. A cuddle of puppies. A mess of monkeys. Happy one year! I love you, oui si.
WMS NERDYS**Greasy is your mullet, and your clothes are so ill, so shove them down your gullet, while your voice is still so shrill.
HI SMOKEY!**Your Mistress Jools sent a photo of you to my Master recently and I was enraptured; I’m sure we can make this a fine romance. Felinely yours, Big Top.
I’LL SAY YOU’VE**got talent – being the man of my dreams, light of my life – and now the proud father of our child. I love you, sugar britches.
HEY**Do you remember how Et’s heart would glow? Mine does that for you. Love Always, SwampBaby. P.S.-Look at all this gay shit everyone else wrote.
YOU ARE MY FIRST**ever valentine and I hope we are eating a heart shaped pizza right now. Thank you for being you. Love, Your missing piece.
BARISTA**You’re the hotstuff I need! Happy Valentine’s Day with love, your tool-man…
CARPOOL GAL**Rides with you are the climax of my day. Your lips exquisite, your curves divine. I feel like this is the beginning although I’ve loved you for a million years. I adore you!
MOLLIE**You dirty wench. You fook with me one more time and I’ll throw your skanky, vulgar shoreline liven gash back in jail! Your cross dressing gay-lord father better watch his sweet ars too. Thanx for the good times, I have AIDS. L-
LANCE**I love you infinity!… okay we really need to get you a santa suit! Love always rachel *
MANBOOBS**I yearn for your Hetrz driving manhood. I want to feel you throbbing inside me and I want to knocking helmets. I want you to Jake break me baby. -Leary way CDL driver-
VALINTINE**Your latino man hands, cutting and sniping my hair. I feel your throbbing manhood behind me in the chair. When my gal sucks me off. I dream of you. -xxx-
CHRISTOBET**What doing? Whatever it is, I’ll always be waiting for you. l.
I LOVE MY LUMMY**He’s super cool, and really smart, he’s got a nice and squishy heart. I’m moving in and changing my life, and if and when… kitten.
NAMED FOR YOUR HAIR**and thankfully not for your crotch. I love you Flopsy
SS**Every minute with you is a joy for me. You have changed my life. Please let me be that special part of yours. You will never regret it. R
ELAINE**You are the best friend a girl could ever have! No words could ever sum up my love for you! Rachelle
AINO**You are my true love. -Teppo
BREE C. **Were given to one another. And I have failed repeatedly. I am sorry. I will never lose hope that we will be a success. I love you. Garrett
GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCESS **Sleep tight; everything will be all right. I love you with every drop of my being, Tess- and I look forward to our years together.
LINDSEY**Hey there “tiger wood”! Miss seeing you everyday! Hope things are going better! Love you, Randall
MIKEY ‘MY’ MIKEY**You have changed my world. I love you more every day. Happy Valentines Day!! THANK U for all you are and for making me F…ing INSANE in only 2.5 years!!!! K YOUR D
HUNNER**I love your mommies. -Baber
TO BRANDON P. **(AKA.Cher) Happy Birthday to my favorite gay-boyfriend! Love, your White Rice!
TO RACHELLE LINGERIE**You fucking rock and I love you! ~ur best friend
GIGLI**No really. Oh, and How to Deal..and what about Uptown Girls, and a handful of independent movies which I know you hate. But you still watch them. You liked Spellbound though!
BURRITO SWEETIE**You can rub my belly (almost) anytime. Thanks for marrying me, I love you bunches and piles. Your Salsa Girl (and Cletus the Fetus)
STRANGE WAVES**I kill you more than anyone ever could. You’re my love, Frankenstein and my best friend. Thank you for making my days the best. I love you, JJJ
SWEETPEA**So glad you decided to kiss me. Even better is it turned into great sex. Will love you forever. Your Kinky Goth Girl.
SEAN B**You mean the world to me, I have never in my lifetime loved somebody as much as I LOVE YOU! No matter what obstacles have been in our way we have over come them together! I LOVE U AND HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HONEY! LOVE, Kim C.
REBECCA**I love you and waking up to you every morning minus the squirrels. – your stinky hippy
TO MY “JAY”**I Love you, and I hope you have a super valentines day, plumy! Yours forever, SMP
FUZZY BUNNY**I can think of another pair I wanna grab. Your balls! Love, SweetAss
PHONATHON CALLERS**I love you guys even when it’s not Valentine’s Day! Thanks for all of your hard work. -Jenney
DN**To the one person that understands that relationships aren’t always easy. I am yours for as long as you’ll have me, but I want to keep you forever. AG
AIMES**The sensual erotic goddess of my dreams. You’ve so quickly become a part of my life and I wish to give you my love. LET’S GET NAKED!!! Heavy B.
DAVE N. **All I ever wanted in life was a little bit of love to take the pain away. I never expected to find love like yours. Your Beautiful Disaster, April
DPN (SEATTLE SLIM)**I love my tongue all over you, your hands and tongue roaming, fuck me hard and cum all over me!!! It’s a beautiful thing. ADG (sex kitten)
DAVE N. **For the safety dance and stealthy toilet paper roll changes. Just more reasons to love you. April
DAVE (MR. WONDERFUL)** For constantly showing me new things and feelings, yeah the orgasms are great!!! Your Sex Kitten, April
TIMOTHY S. **On 12/25/02 you said you wanted a divorce. On 2/14/03 we filed. You definitely made my holidays memorable. I do hope you’re happy, give N hugs/kisses. A. Dawn
SEATTLE SLIM**For getting me medicine and candy when I am sick, and for buying tampons the other time. I am astounded by your wonderful loving acts. I love you, A
DN (SEATTLE SLIM)**I love it when you smack my ass, or hold my face with your hands and kiss me soft and deep. PLEASE, TAKE ME NOW. A (your kitten)
DAVE IN NJ**I miss you, I want you close so bad, don’t give up okay? Happy Valentines Day Sweetie, by the way I want you in my mouth, ME
DAVID**To the only person who understands me, and knows who the fuck the knutsons are. Love you madly. A
D IN NJ**For BJ’s at the post office, the airport, and everywhere else, next we take on the Disney store. Missing you cum see me soon, A in WA
D**Screw the growing old with cats philosopy, it seemed a perfect plan. Then I met you and you turned it all around. Your Sex Monster
LILY JANE**I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS WILL EVER SAY. YOU R MY LIFESAVER, MY ANGEL, MY BABY. I’LL ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR BEING MY DAUGHTER.I LOVE YOU. MOMMA
JOSEPH**You are my lover, my mentor, my best friend, and my sanity. I am yours for as long as you will have me. I love you! Brooke
OXANA**My sweet beautiful wonder babe! Miss U so much, cannot wait until we R together again. I loved Xmas w/U. Tam misses U 2! Love, Jimochka!
ANNIE W. **I miss your letters. I know stamps are expensive, but “it’s cold where I am.” Yr Miranda mimic.
AFFE**Your monkey brilliance is irresistible. So are your string pants. Your love must be sweet and exquisite as clafutti! Cowboy- Lover with a sweet tooth.
MY LOVE**Princess Le Thy, Many kisses and Happy Valentine’s for my wife. Ahn se yeu em mai mai. Your brave knight and loving prince … RT
JESSICA P. **Live out your fantasies and fulfill your deepest desires with the person of your dreams. Sweep me off my feet and sex me up! U wanna sex me up!
RHETT MILLER SANG** “Someday, somebody’s gonna ask you/A question that you should say ‘yes’ to/Once in your life.” Sue, I always thought that somebody would be me…
CRUSTY PANTIES**Wish you’d get back to Seattle soon! I love you so very much. sara
LINA BO BINA**I will never be the same since meeting you. I hope we can hold each other again this Valentine’s Day. –Danny
EZRA**You are stuck with me–Recca
PIZEL**I have found you and couldn’t be happier. I love you. -Donut
PEACE**I LOVE YOU!!! Together, we areÉ EVERYTHING. KASHMIR
KING**Your burly love keeps me warm and sloshy. Spanks and kisses! I love you. V.V.
TIM**WE love YOU. Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, Mom and Dad
TO SUGARBOI**I could be sweet, but you like me hard, My darling boi,, My Fu**ing toy, I Love You So, Please let me SHOW. xoxo your Femme
WHAT ELSE CAN**I say? I love you Janneth, and alway’s will. DS
GG**Kisses/hugs, thanx for loving me, coffee coffee. Always, koala
BEAUTIFUL JESSIE**Here’s hoping your V-Day doesn’t suck. You deserve all the love a guy can give. Sean
THE SAFE WORD**is Spleen!
C**I have had the best time with you the past few months. You make me laugh and constantly challenge my random trivia knowledge. Thank you for being you! Happy Valentine s Day, L
MMM**I like kissing you right there, and making you wet. And you kissing me right there, and making me wet.
GRAHAM**Congrats on being our sexiest bookseller! Just wait for the ladies to come a-running! Your fans at B&N
TURD**I love you lots and lots, you are a true blessing in my life and I’ll never let you go, even if you tell me to… May I have my striptease now, PLEASE…
HOCAKE!**Hello kat, you know I love you forever. Happy anniversary on June 5…quite a year. I’ll always remember you. Scarred into me. much love, your tear.
CAP**Tippy optis, beers, sailing, la rocha’s and gnt’s…phinney house, carport, fremont, roadtrips, matrix ‘n’ veuve…grove, study, run, short weekends, fuzzy calls, comets…this is it! ILY. CSH.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU. **Life is hard. I’m sorry. Don’t worry, I’ll always love you. *wiggles her mouse nose* you’re everything to me.
I KNOW I HAVEN’T**been the bestest daughter, but I’m gonna try, “she always does things that hurt her”, you say, “things that make me cry” I’m sorry mama. -T
BRIAN K**I’m counting the weeks until I can fly back to Seattle and into your arms. And then we can have crazy monkey sex. Alicia
HEY SWEET PEA**You’re pretty hip, even though you do try to sneek around back doors sometimes. Luv ya forever… especially on top of the washing machine. Luv, Sweet Pea
JENAE**I am thinking its a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they’re perfectly aligned. Love, Dustin
JOSHUA**When I look on the Bright side, it is always in your direction. Fads may come and fads my go, but you’re always my style. Be my CUPID. JD
DANIE PANTS**To my beautiful, sweet, funny, loving, smart, cute, sexy, caring, beer-bellied, perfect boyfriend. I love you more than thirty words can say. Happy Valentine’s Day. Love Anna
GONE**WHAT CAN I SAY BUT WHAT I ALWAYS SAY, I LOVE YOU! HAPPY VALENTINES MY PARTNER & STAY SWEET! YOU MEAN A LITTLE MORE THAN EVERYTHING TO ME! LOVE WOR!
PUMPKIN MUFFIN**SLUUUURP! God knows I’ll miss you and the menagerie this year, but even when we’re apart, together, kissing, fighting — I love you so much! -Scottish kitten.
PANCAKE**You’ve been quite the surprise, like a dutch baby, there’s always more sweetness. I love you, Frosting
MR. SMILEY**My big, hard, sweaty, sexy, orgasmic, tasty, soft, manly, clit master, every position fucking sex machine of a man. I love you and your beautiful equipment. Love Spoogy
PLEASE BE MY**VALENTINE MS. FLORES? HU GUAIYA HAO YAN MAHAL KITA EVEN MORE! MAY OUR LOVE GET EVEN MORE KRAYSEE THAN IT ALREADY IS!
G.CASSANDRA**I LOVES YOU! ITS VALENTINES DAY AND WE SHOULD SPEND IT TOGETHER….E.RODERICK WOULD LOVE IT A LOT!
GRAD SCHOOL**I hated you, I sorta liked you, I hated you, I loved you for one beautiful instant. You’ll forever have the piece of my heart you cut out.
MY LOVER FROM**AGANA HEIGHTS I LOVE YOU!
REMINDER**LOVE YOUR ELMER ON VALENTINES!
CYN**You are forever my bestest friend! I love you!! Remember…always and forever
CODY**You say you never careÉ but I know differently. happy v-day…layne
HISTRIONICS!!**Happy Valentine’s Day!! Soon we will be rich and famous. Happy V-Day! layne
-B-**You left me standing on your doorstep longing to come in, but you never let me. Now I’m on my way, leaving you behind, as you wish. -john-
AIMEE**How do you say “You rock” to the most popular girl in school? How do the French Canadians say it? Whatever, you already know. (heart) Brenda
JANA**You’re the sweetest, most generous girl I know. I know you’re the most popular girl at Old Timer’s, but will you be my valentine? B
MR. TURTLE**Happy Valen-tine’s Day from your blueberry. I love u.
RANDY**I love you man! You are number #1!!! Billie
TEAR**You are beautiful and wonderful. Don’t ever forget that. I love you. kat
CMS**I love you so much! Happy Valentines Day Baby! Love your FOXY LADY! AS
PEACHES**With the big brick dick, Feels so good, On my clit. I love you!!
M.O. **You are my favorite star of Whatnot! XO-T
I’M REALLY IN LOVE**with my cousin, Chris and I want to run off to Paris with Franck and leave my life behind!
EVALICIOUS**You are the love of my life and I can’t wait to spend forever with you!
SARAH**Alli thinks you are one hot librarian.
I SEE YOU BABY**Shakin’ that ass! Thanks for always loving me with your body and soul(and feeding me with love)!
BENNIE**I heart your doggie style and spankings. Hugs and kisses. kelly.
ECK LOVES EVJ!**This lifetime is not enough, I look forward to many more with you, my one true love.
IN THE BEDROOM**In the bed, our hearts met and we’ll forever be one as long as we continue to keep our love alive. I love you
ROUGH RIDER**To the most loving creature ever! Waking up to you each morning is a reminder, life really can be this sweet! You are an amazing woman! I love you! xoxo cockmaster
NORMA** Love You more than you’ll ever know. My heart belongs to you forever.love Whisper.
SUHWHEET AUDREY**The blood is like really dark tangerine nectar, thy cooze as if from an aromatic stream, thou callypigian, wake me up with head again, your boy, Sir Clementine
M.M. Baby**You’re sweet like gum and I love you. from S.D.R.
YOUR CHATTERING ASS** monkey loves and wants you. I think about you all the time. Be my valentine.
NICK**You are the greatest friend ever! I love you lots. Love *Carrie*
TO EMILY**My lovable friend and the cutest girl in Edmonds.
MY SKINKIEST MONKEY**I cunt wait to do you in every position possible. I’ll be the man tonight!! You dirty dirty Valentine. LUAAF your horny swallowing bebe doll. Happy Valentine’s Day.
DIANA**You are the best punani and I love your large breasts. Please want me back, I can’t hold it anymore. Happy Valentines Day!!
EMILY**My Best Friend, Maker of My Nachos, Flicker Of My Head, Brown Haired Light Of My World, I Love You More Than All The Rundown Cows In Alva. –JACKASS
PRETTY BOY**We would never make it in this world. But you have a nice penis and it intrigues me. I love you as a brother always. Happy V-Day..dirty D
I WORSHIP YOU**Every inch of you. Every inch of your soul, your body, and thick eight…you enrapture meÉall depths of me. I love you D, forever A
TO ADAM**Ur hot and you have a big truck. Love j
TRW**Hey honey – I love you! Yeah! -ntothez
RION**My suga, honey, ice-tea BABY. Just as sweet as can be. I love you Butterfinger. I really truly do. My best Friend. My motivation. Only one For me. Tiaira
BOBBIE**It’s been a grand ride, here’s to the next 31 years. Love-Chuck.
SNUGGLE BUNNY**You are the love of my life. Happy V-day. I love you so much. Haha I’m more original than you. Love, your Huggy Bear.
BRYAN**You and I make a great team. Be a team player with me by being my valentine. Let’s get together! I’m a total geek, I know. Jackie
TO ALAN**If I forget to tell you I had a really good time tonight. Will you be my Valentine? Love, Shannon
GUESS WHAT**I still love you Annie. -Jeff
WESLEY**Happy Valentine’s Day, jug fuckler. You’re the fucking best.
SPICY WEISSY AND THE HO** I’ve loved you two for five long years. From “head nathan, HEAD,” to drawn bathtub orgies, to Mr. Sanchez. I love you guys like food.
FMS**You will always be my Universe, Thank you for bringing happiness to my world. You have captured my heart forever. W
BABY BOO**You are the sexiest thing ever put on this earth. I can’t wait to hear you moan with pleasure this weekend as I lick every inch of your honey toned body. Dirk
EVERYWHERE I GO**no matter the time, Zone I feel lucky to have you, Right here with me you are, All I need.
APPLE JUICE KISSES**What is it that can make a lost soul found? What is it that can bring a smile thru to strangers? I won’t give up! I’ll never stop on love, #54.
TRAVIS**You have made me and Ms. Jenkins the happist girlz in the world. We love you Daddy…->L
DEAR FUCKER**It’s been seven years now. They say there’s a seven year itch. The only thing that’s itchin, is me, itching to get in your pants! Meow! Love Kita
KRISTIN**I don’t think all I want to say will fit in in 30-40 words, but I adore you. I pause every day and just wonder at how lucky I am. Te amo, mi encantadora –Mac
FARM BOY**How does a city girl learn to drive? Practice, practice, practice. Seven years later, I’m still amazed. Yr Devoted Wife
WITHOUT HOT SAUCE**I’d Be Lost. Big city, such a pity, empty pockets, kinda shitty. You keep the gray outta my day, with everything you do and say. Stay mine?
ZELDA P. **You are still the one I look for — always. Mazel tov, cherie. Your MMMMMeg
STRAWBERRY GIRL**It’s not you. You’re lovely. It’s Vile Richard. Those desiccated peas aren’t going to be swept today either, but we need a drink. Love, Her Royal Lactator
MAXIMUM MAX**Can we make them the Terrific Twos instead? You are the joy of our lives. Love Mama and Daddy
RACHEAL**When you feel the distance in an empty bed, lord you’ll know you’re the woman of a hard-workin’, guitar-pickin’ man. I love you.
MATTHEW**Along with what else I said, I want you to know you are one of the most important things in my life. I love you. Love Kita
BRIAN**All of us girls want you to know that we love working with the biggest Ken doll alive. Throw away that red shirt and stick to earthtones! Love your girls at Thriftway!!
JOSHUWA**Happy Valentine’s Day my love! I just want you to know, I believe you to be the most wonderful, man I’ve ever had the pleasure to submit to. Jessica
LITTLE BIRD**TWEET TWEET. YOU ARE MY SWEET TREAT. YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE. I LOVE YOU.
EEFIE**Let me climb mount Eugene again! Your Rasnovian Shwamp Goddess. Happy Valentinstag my darling!
HOLLY**If I were a fag you could hag me any time you wanted. Thanks for being there for me. Andy
DEAREST HAYLEY**You fell, I fell, then we went down together. One year later and I’m down forever.
CARRIE**I miss you like a diabetic misses his insulin, like an insomniac misses sleep, like an Alaskan misses the sun in January. I need you so much closer. Love andy
DOVE**Sara.
SUGART**Please be my valentine…I’ll kiss you, feed you, ride you, and hide you in my closet. Now Seattle knows, and you do too: I love you. -katy & agatha
BILLY McSHREADERSON**I love you more with every powder turn, cabinet hung (or not) and day that passes. See you on the slopes for v-tines day! Love, Tonya McSkierson
TO MY AWKWARD**Asian shorty, Happy Valentine’s Day. I’m so glad we took a hiatus from our hiatus. Your Drunken Make-Out Partner.
YOU SHIFT MY HEART**to the here and now, you make it all clear, upon the suffering stones…we are still here. Judas
SUNNY GILL (PILU)** Circumstances tore us apart, time grew into days, I think of you, keep you close, & love you for I gave you my heart. Preet & Iman.
CECELIA**Your voice makes my phoenix alight from its branches and ruffle its feathers all over the rooms of my heart. You, the beautiful, I now long to kiss, as perhaps I have before, before… Blessed Be x
ORLA**Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! xxxxxxx you so sweet!
THE SNATCHES**Saucy women who have my back and know that sometimes a girl just needs a pitcher of PBR and good friends.
ALL SEATTLE DACHSHUNDS** You make my heart soar, I love you all. You can shit on my lawn any day. Sarah
DEAR JENNIFER H. **I love you like a fat boy loves cake. Be My Valentine, Michael G
DAMN ANTENNAE**began a’trembling and haven’t stopped since. Your track will be recorded in winter: scrunch of snow under the sneakers. Sound of the windshield wipers. Office building elevator. My heartbeat.
THE MONKEY DESERVES**his own year. It’s been a heartbreaking work thus far, but I still believe we can somehow put the staggering genius back into it. Love, robot.
SUPERMAN PV WITH T/T** Thank goodness the puke picture wasn’t your kryptonite. Speeding, smart, handsome MS “nerd”, be my Valentine this year? After all, it’s fate. Love, Catwoman (Meow)
KQK**I wish you a big o on v-day! hehehe! Abrazos y besos, Glen
HELLO KATTI**Wishing you much love & happiness throughout the year, amiga! Hugs…G
MILFORD**I love you so much!!!! Love me forever.
MADEMOISELLE WILSON**Je t’envoie de la France profonde et du fond de mon coeur tout l’amour qu’il contient — il est à toi, je te le donne! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- Romain
ANN**In the big casino of life, marriage is a gamble. Twenty-one years. I hit the jackpot. Happy Valentine’s Day. David
MITCH**For over a year now you have been the best thing in my life. You make me so happy. I love you more than anything. –Susie
POOKY**I love you! SUNSHINE
DIRKHAN**My man, each Saturday nite together is my heaven on earth. Mahal kita….Happy March 4th!
M. **I couldn’t ask for two more beautiful pussies to luv on Valentine’s Day. Love you! T.
10 YEARS BABY!**We’ve come so far since that magical night at Currier courtyard in Iowa City. I’m so blessed to be with you Megan! Happy Valentine’s, I love you!
ALLTHINGSCHLOE**To my gorgeous secret. I can t be with you today. I hope that you are warm, loved, happy, and being held tightly in someone’s arms; that s the way our relationship works. Until I’m in Seattle …the Portland accountant
DANNY**I smile when I think of you, I smile when I’m with you, And when we part I’m still smiling. How amazing we have found each other. Diana
MOTORCICHAEL**I love you with all my heart! You have allowed me to love again. Love – zo0ey
KARA**I want to be the first one aboard your Go-go Space Pirate Unicorn Rocketship! I love you to the moon and BACK. Will you be my monkey Valentine? Rob
BEAR**Damn the right-wing wackos, full steam ahead! My future, my dreams, and my cheese is all about you. I love you forever. Kitty
PL GIRL**I said if you stuck with me I wouldn’t go anywhere; I did go in my heart to find that you are more than just on my mind
DV**Missed in SEA! Come home? Bring me there? I’ll do anything! M
D**A public display of affection for you. Hopeless M
MY BOI**and my boifriend’s boi: I have foundz you and I will eatz u. Do not try to run, nor hidez! You makez me teh happiez always! Yer lilliputian forevar!!!11oneoneone
LAX, LVX, LUX!**BOS – always. Can’t wait til March. MC
NARPLES**I love you like I’ve never loved anyone. Will you be mine forever? Love, P.P.
BUNGALOW-LOW GAL** Diamond might be a girls best friend, but you are my favorite Good Thing of 2002, 2003, 2004 and all-ways. XOXO
RACHAEL**You are the best a Mistress could want. Wait until your Valentine spanking! You lucky slut. Love and Pain are one, Violet
TO M.S. **Who introduced my TV husband to me. You are a great and wonderful friend. XOXO. Violet
I WANT SEXY**Topnotch boy to know I luv him and appreciate all he did for me this past year. Truly lucky to have you. Hope u like my show.
TO THE NASTY HABITS**You pretty t-girls, keep rocking. Kisses, Violet, the wife of R.
IN LOVE WITH**you BJAG, -Brat
BUG**Sometimes you make me weak in the knees…and it’s not the vodka. You can give me rug burn anytime. late- LittleMizHardcore
PUDDIN’ POP**Thanks for being the best part of my life. I love with with all of my heart. Now where are those anal beads? Love, Peaches
BABEL**Your beautiful, sparkling eyes still carry me away to that first evening we met. I am forever your valentine! Would you be mine? Justino
LOVE MY KOALA BEAR**I love you sweetness! And guess what?…..we’re gonna sleep together tonight–NAKED! Love, your bunny rabbit
Z**I’m glad we figured out how critical of each other we could be, and left it at that. Here’s to knowing what’s going on. -D
THE BEAUTIFUL NIKKI’S**I adore your time and the trouble we can cause. Lets keep it up in 2004!
MY LOVE MANTIS!**Heather honey bunny- Let’s stay together forever and make yellow cake with chocolate frosting. You are the most delicious dessert I could ever taste. Yours, Rosemary.
STERLING BROOKS**You truly are the sexiest ass-bandit in town. I’m sorry we can’t hump (because I’m a girl,) but at least we can think about it. Your chum, Rosemary.
SOREN AND TIM!**I think you are both the most sweet eye candy in town, and there is nothing I would rather do than suck you both like lemon drops.
MY LEA**My love not a single day go’s by without thoughts of our love. My life really began the day you started loving me. Someone turn up Barry White!
SPACE PRINCESS**Open your heart and I’ll show you a universe of love.
KIRA-LAUREN**I Love you more with every beat of my heart. I wish you nothing but success and I’m dreaming of your return! Forever yours, Shooter
CECILIA**I got arms that long to hold you, And keep you by my side, and lips that long to kiss you, And keep you satisfied. If there’s anything that you want, If there’s anything I can do, Just call on me and I’ll send it along, With love from me to you. Dino
PETE**Thanks for coming into my life at exactly the right moment. I still love you and your crooked penis. This summer will rock the catbox. Love, Super Jive
MIGUEL OF MY MIND**Souls fire’s burn out without spark, Our heart’s flame spreads wild, Te Amo, Nikki
TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE** Miss Lisa K. You are the greatest thing to have ever happened to me and I look forward to spending my future days with such a smart and sexy woman. Love Travis Pete
THE BREEZE**You bring such joy and fun to my life. Where did those handcuffs go? Love, Flattop
TALLER THAN THE TALLEST** tree is, deeper than the deep blue sea is, I love you all the way. Here’s to us and the next hundred aprils.
FOR TEAD**My Sweetest Pea: For the most precious of all lessons: Stop: Look Around: Who “is” Loving You? From: your snuggly wet puppy
TO MY VERY FAVOURITE TEXAN** Although I might not let you tongue my mazurka, I will buy you a tall drip and wish you a nice day.
CASEY**Remember how it used to be? Let’s try it.
WESTLEE**I am deeply honored to share life with you. From our morning kiss to when time turns all to dust, I will be here growing in love with you.
HI MONKEY!!!**I just wanted to say that you are hella cool, word yo.. I love you much, Joe, you’re pretty cute for being a Jew… XO Sarah
MARKET**Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite boyfriend!
YO TARIK!**New and improved! I could have an eternity of biting and poundings with you. You make me my very sharpest. Wanna? g.p.
MS. BARKSWORTHY**You are the best girlfriend I have ever had, Happy Valentines Day. I love you, Your Ferdinand
A HAL**You make me believe in fate. xoxo JG
LEAH**My best girl. You are so cute! Please come back to Seattle, I miss you. Forever, Mik.
HEY SWEET DICK**Get your finger out of my ear! Love, Sweet tits.
MY BIG DUMB**faced stupid head–happy anniversary & valentine’s day y0u sexy Mexi!! i l0ve y0u buk0!! can we have sex? –y0ur Filipino h0tness
TO THE HERMIT**we all love, this one’s for you John. Sexy bitch.
HEY BUNNY!**Happy V-Day (my least liked holiday as you know). You will always be my muffinhead.
DIRTDOG 576**Keep the strange alive and know there are more weddings to attend. GMoney.
JUSTIN SON**Ni hou. Stay away for those stoners, they’ll corrupt you! Love, Leah chan.
VINNIE!**Every morning, I choose to marry you all over again. You are a wise, tender bean. And I love grinding my slippery self against your hard cock. Love, Simone.
STEPH AND TONY**Don’t kill each other, it’s Valentine’s day for christsakes. Hope it’s a hot one hehe.
MERVE**The cards have you in danger from someone close by! A dangerous person will betray you! Roshumba! Love, Spencer
MONK**My soulmate, best friend, and forever valentine- I can’t imagine life without you. You’re my motivation and my heart. Thanks for your love, support and protection. No one could make me happier. Binky
MIKE**Life is so funny sometimes, If you look too hard, You ignore the obvious. I’m glad we became enlightened. I love you! Mia
DAVID**Although you try to save your face and protect your ass at the same time, meeting you is still one of my favorites. Cum play with me soon? Love, MLM
OH RAINIER**How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Your glorious freshness and cheapness. Your availability in cans and forties. Lovingly yours forever and ever, chrisie.
LEV**Can’t give you any thing but love, So… To loving, smoking, and loving to smoke, I really heart you, -your Lady Divine
TO THE MOST WONDERFUL** Cera Cobbler, You are the light of our lives. Without you we could not exist. Every minute of the day we sing your praises. Susi, Jade and D
MIA**You sweet, sexy girl- Now we’re where we’ve always belonged: TOGETHER. No distance, nothing, will ever come between our hearts again. Happy Valentine’s Day, Angel. I love you, Connor
HOT GUY-P’VILLE SHIRT**It’s better than I ever wished it would be. I might be difficult, and always tell hurtful jokes, but you are my favorite person ever.
DOUGLAS B**Thank you for being in my life. I look forward to many happy years together. Love, Chris.
TEEJ**You impress me with your patience, humor, wisdom, kindness, and love– every day. You are the best and I love you. Love, Kristin
MY SECRET AGENT LOVER MAN** Life holds more promise of happiness, fulfillment and joy than I ever imagined. Standing at your beautiful, sexy side forever is a dream come true. -Ty
DONNA D**You will leave a hole in my heart when you move away. I’ve been looking at your face too long to have to give it up so soon. You’re a REALLY good friend and I wanna see you naked. Love you, moc moc
JESSIE**Who works at the record store in Olympia. Do you have a girlfriend? If you don’t and you want to go on a date, tape this to the counter when you work and I will ask you out. You are a FOX.
“IT WAS NO ACCIDENT**me finding you…someone had a hand in it, Long before we ever knew.” You are the silliest dad a little boy could want and I know you will be the best husband I could dream of. I can’t wait to be your wife! To my love…Happy Valentines day with all my heart!
JACKIE**I love your hands! You sure know how to keep a guy happy. Love Arturo
FLEEBERT**I can’t tell you how happy you’ve made me in the year we’ve known each other.. Happy Valentine’s Day lovey and 11 monthaversary .. I love you Stuart.. layla
JETPACK**You will be my only rootbeer…ever. -Firetruck
CHRISTINA**Thanks for keeping me on my toes and breaking all of my rules. Patterns are for suckers. xoa
KAREN**Help me find my puppy. I have candy. Step inside my pervvan. The doors don’t open from the inside. Love Doug
KARA! I LOVE YOU!**You make me feel so gay inside. Thank you for being my girlfriend. You are kind and beautiful and I never want to be without you. Love, Carrie
RAE**Every day I give thanks that we found each other. I love you. CJ
CHRIS, IAN, STEPHEN**Thanks for being my friends. I heart you boys tons. Happy Valentine’s Day!! Dan
DEAREST LISA D. **I WANT YOU BACK! UNBREAK MY HEART! I think about you all the time, I never stopped loving you Find, call, or write me. Sincerely, COREY C.
STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIP **Your apartment. We piece together, count ’em, two ninja turtle puzzles. Laugh to David Cross. Make pizza. Lose sleep. What would I do in Bellingham without you?
LYNDA**How’s about a Sound Lab hug Sweetie? Love, Randy
LIPPY IMP**More today than yesterday. Eternally, Caroline
EVAN**You are the most wonderful and amazing person in the entire world. Thank you for making me happy. I will always love you – Andrea
TO SUMMARIZE**plagiarize/ kiss me stuff/treat it kind/chicken with its head…you’ve got a face with a view/yes I am intense/let’s get out of the romance
WHY DO BIRDS**fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Just like me they want to be close to you. To Puppy love LadyBird.
ROBBIN**Usted es chistoso como el pavo, usted conejo atractiva de nieve! sinceramente, David
KELLY**It feels so nice spending time with you again, whether on the phone or in person you make me smile. I enjoy the comfort of your company. Heart, Bryce
SWEET HOT MUSTARD**You make me the happiest SWEET HOT RELISH gal in the world. Keep up the good work.
R.A.S. **You totally rock my world. You’re the best peanut butter ever! E.A.R.
EMBRACEY**Your reviews make movies and theatre so much more interesting. We love you! TIG
MY DANGEROUS ANGEL**I’m gladder than glad to be marrying you. I’m yours. You’re mine. Yum. That’s been my mantra since I heard your name. Your Secret Agent Lover Man
CHILLY C**You ROCK the HAUS! Thank you thank you thank you! We HEART the CHILLY C! TIG
SERA(TONE)N VALENTINE** Without you, no one would know what to do. Thank you {!} for making sure heads are on nice and tight. TIG
KATE**You mean more than anything to me. Each day with you makes me love you even more. I can’t imagine being without you. With all my love….Craig
TO MY LITTLE GOY**Thank you for supporting me during the tough times. You are the best sexy kitty any jungle beast could ask for. Rar! Be my valentine! love, jb
NUMBER 5**Long sexy, sweet thing. So thankful for your loving grace. So foxy in every way, I can’t express how much I love and adore you!
GRANDMA**You can have all my small toothpastes, I don’t need ’em as I’ve no more teeth worth brushing. xo sweet pea.
BIGGIE**Why why are you so far away? Come back to Seattle so we can live happily ever after! Rebs
ANDY J. **You are so damn hot. I am one lucky bitch.
BRAVERY EXISTS**Instead of being afraid of it I’m welcoming it T.H.I.S. F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.L.L.E.D. L.O.V.E. J.Tarantino, I love you, Nolan
HONEY-RO-BEE**You collect honey from the flower to make your kiss sweet for me. It’s a supply and demand. Happy Valen-tine’s day!
BLADE**I am your Ballard… I always look forward to your yummy lips… stop worrying cause I love you beyond words and I want to be with you… trust me
I LOVE YOU**ma Beaute forever!
MY STANTON**I want to eat cake off your hard body. You don’t have to act with me you SAM stud.
ISLAND GIRL**I love you. Heat Pad.
ATTN: BRIAN M. **I love you!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the luckiest girl in the whole world. T-T, B-B. XOXO, Virg
CAITLIN**You are an angel on earth. I will always love you. Forever yours, Chris.
CALAPILLAR**Shut up and kiss me. Romance is a ticket to paradise. Embrace me, you fool. YOU’RE MINE. Love, your most tastiest berry, Megs
JELLINERS**My sister. Forever loving, living and playing together. Space cannot break us from our many lives together. I love you for everything you are you gorgeous mamacita. Love, lo
HEY**Miss Elusive, pick up the phone and call. I’m much easier to get a hold of than you are. A mixtape awaits. -Grant
AUBREY**Happy valentines day! Sorry I couldn’t be there with you but you know where my heart is. I’ll love you always. xoxo. Ven.
MOTO**Live to love, ride to live, love to ride. Thank you for the present moment, my lover, best friend and crazy motherfucker. I will never forget you no matter where the wind takes my heart for a spin… mir. With much love, lo
DMB**THANK YOU FOR THE LAST 5 1/2 YEARS AND THANK YOU, IN ADVANCE, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE… I LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY MINUTE. SMKxx
FORREST**A couch, a stack of vinyl, a lazy Sunday afternoon, lots of kisses…it never looked so damn good before you. Much love, anna.
AFFE**I am the tree, you the roots. I am the sand, you the ocean. This perpetual life cycle brings us to our sources, each other again. Tu amante, Kali
TO THE BEST**HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER EVER: THANK YOU FOR STILL BEING IN SEATTLE… SAZxx
ELF**I love your cock! In my mouth, in me… I love your tongue & your smooches. I’m genuinely happy for the first time… SO IN LOVE WITH YOU… Pixie
GAB**Your flesh finds me out, Teases the crack in me, Smittens me with hope, Possibly maybe… L
MONKEY**Ook! Ook! Happy Valentine’s Day. I love you.
SEAN**All that time was not wasted, our friendship is stronger than ever. I will always be here for you…Much Luck w/ You know what… You Rock! Patience
STARR, SMELLY, AND YANA** Thanks for being my best bitches, and putting up with my shit…I love you, all…Lets get wasted, soon! PAL
95LB VEGAN**I think we have done a lot to regret in our 4 months together. But, I don’t regret loving you. Hand me a bright eyes album & a steak knife.
OH, SELENA**one more thing; I love you.
VERENA**THANX FOR BEING MY BEST FRIEND AND PARTNER. I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
VIRGIL**We will always have coconut latte’s, and sequined leather pants…and of course, cocoa butter in the morning…In my heart you are the only one. Much Love, Nigel
SCHMOOPY**From ZUBROVKA in Krakow to bacon in Index, I dream of traveling the rest of the world with you. I love you and your bellybutton– shortstuff.
BILL NYE SCIENCE GUY**Won’t you be mine? After all my e-mails, I’ve earned a chance to meet you, right? Come to Boston already! Happy Valentine s Day! Rachel Allyn
EDDIE**What an amazing life we have together! Thanks for your constant love and support. I couldn’t have picked a better husband, lover and friend for life. Yours Forever, Andra
M.I.C.H.E.L.L.E. **WE SHOULD BE THE PHOTO IN THE FRAMES, ROWS AND ROWS, 8 BY 10, AND NO ONE WILL KNOW OUR NAMES. I LOVE YOU. IN THAT DEEP MUSHY KINDA WAY. YOUR -B-
MIKE**You will always be my monkey man. I love you! -Camber
MOLLY MOO**Here’s to making out and melted cheese. Happy Valentine’s Day. Jenn
JACOB, SWEET**You are my bliss and my desire. I crack you open like a walnut and find all my love is yours.Let’s keep dreaming forever! -SM
TO ALL THE LOVERS**of my chai, with a twinkle in my eye, a kiss on the wind, flyin’ to greet cheeks I still need to meet, warmest thanks. Jessicat
KAYBEAN**Amor de mi vida, your strong hands support and comfort me and make my body warm inside and out. Te amo.
TO MY LITTLE**koala bear. Happy Valentine’s Day, love, your big dumb tree.
COOTS & BJ**Thanks for all the international moments. You two are my favorite. Happy VD day! love, HH
TO UNCLE PHRED**Thanks for all the fish!! Love, Harvey the invisible cat.
LOVELY JENN**Perhaps it was fate that brought you home to keep me company, or maybe it was just good luck. Either way, I’m really glad you’re here. Love, Molls
MY DARLING LUKE**I couldn’t ask for more than I’ve found in you. You’re the best thing to ever come outta “Missoura”. With love and many kisses — Katie
BUMBLE BUM BUM**Oh yes baby baby your my bumble bum bum. oh baby oh yess baby baby. bum bum bababums, oh yeah baby baby. I LOVE YOU BUM BUM
TIO AMIGO!**It’s been one helluva spichy time living with you! Let’s hope our livers hold up to the constant debauchery. Pinnoccio-land is the best new neighborhood ever! Jym.
DEARST LOVEY**Day and night I love being with you. Your smile and laugh light up my life. Two years of happiness are just the beginning. Love, David
H.N.V. FOREVER!**High school memories, butter chicken, late night swearing, Buffy, and happy reunions. Love to my sweet Nuh and Vuh. Your Dear David.
ISLANDA!**Happy Valentine’s Day! From your best pal Katie!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY** Misty I love you with all my heart you are my life I love you more each day from your husband Jeff
TO MY SWEET**sweet Clark. You are my Love and my inspiration. Thank you for everything and for being my one and only betrothed. Yours, Keith.
MM**You dental assisting vixen you – Happy V-day, from your pal KK
HEY THERE TINIALATRINIA** You are best friend. Thanks for being of my tribe! Love, Buddy& Milo&Claire
HA HA STRANGER!!**You can’t force me to keep it under thirty words!! Here’s ten more!!! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
TO SHO FROM JAM**I’ve been very naughty and I need to be punished so will you be my Valentines. I’ll bring the caramel if you bring the chocolate.
MAREN**Will you be my Valentine? Happy 1st Valentines Day baby! I love you with all of my heart! Carrie
SHOMARI**You make me so hot. Be mine forever luv Jamilla.
J. **I love you like a fat kid loves cake. I love you like Lynden loves Rose. You’re the cutest boy ever. A.
MIL’C**You ain’t wrinkly. Happy Valentines Day. Wo ai ni. Lil’ A.
LUMPY**You’re so hot and that makes me hot. Keep doing what you’re doing you amazing bike god. Micro
SOME REASONS WHY**Some reasons why I love you, mcb: The lack of lies, Pleasure of sighs, Wonderful thighs, Love in your eyes, Happy Valentines Day, dear lady. Lester
BRIERSKBASEBALL#5!**You are my #1! How many songs will be on our greatest hits album? Je t’adore, mon cheri. Lots of REAL hugs and kisses-Stacers
MY FAVORITE ZACHARY**We re not doing expensive presents, extravagant dinner/dancing, but I m excited for candle lit grocery food/ barefoot dancing in cheap hotel room. All I wanted anyways. You. -Taylor
CHRISTEN AND TARA!**YOU ARE THE BEST ROOM MATES AND FRIENDS EVER! I LOVE YOU! -TAYKA
MOM**Happy Valentine s Day! Thank you for being the best mom in the world and for always making us laugh. We love you! Derek and Andrea
WARSY WARS**I wuv you rat baby sweet pickle little shusha plain cheeseburger vanilla cupcake little poodle puppy let’s be sweet babies forever cuz you’re the one for me! XOXO KIMBER
I HEAR YOU’RE**really good in the sack?! Maybe you should sell you’re services on E-bay and become a millionaire! I love you like a milkshake. xoxo -The hugger
DEAR SLOPPY SMOO**Even though you are a crazy liberal and I am a whacked-out conservative, we have managed to make it through the past eight months. It must be love. Mar, Smoo Bear
MY GEEKY PRINCESS**You are such a good, good girl. Yes, I *know* you don’t do those sorts of things… –Mr. Schpanky
YOU MAKE MY**toes curl with FA… I adore you.
BOBBY**You are beautiful and I love you. I can hear the phones ringing off the hook right now. Keep hugging! Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet – Megan
AMY AT THE NOC NOC**and around town… you take my breath away.
STEVO**I love you more than pooping!!! You are stuck with my stinky ass forever!!! Many taco-flavored keeses, Erika
THIS TIME I’LL**rhyme you-How you blow my Mind-By Impressing new perspective-& Sharing your Kind-Animated Ways-That I have to say-You make me feel Phine-Uniquely Amazed.
MOSS**You are the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me. You forever own my heart. You’re fuckin’ hot and you’ll always be my favorite yellow lego. Love, Red
MEEEEEEEGAN**You are the stupidest whore in the whole world! But I love you for it. ROCKSTARS FOREVA!! From the other stupid whore in your life (not Ben) Michele!
JACOB**I LOVE YOU!!! There is nothing in life better than your sweet kiss and the feeling I get when I’m in your arms. FOREVER AND ETERNALLY YOURS, Love- Alan
SHAWN**Hey baby, I love you with all my body parts including my pee-pee! xoxo, chicken dick
MOSS MOSS MOSS**Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss Moss, I Love You.
PRE-DR. HEATHER BEE!!** Happy V.D. darling! love, Amelia
DR. CAROLE!**Darling darling darling-ing-ing-ing, Happy V.D.!! love, Amelia
TO MY BABY DEER**Thank you for being so wonderful to me. You are special. And you are important. I love you more than you can know. -Your Baby Pronghorn
TO THE BEST**boyfriend I never had… Happy psuedo Valentines Day. Be sure to show this to all of our friends, maybe it will throw them off our scent. HoTrain.
SEATTLE**You pop into my head at the strangest times. Ran a red light yesterday because I heard that stupid song on the radio. Just bittersweet memories.
RICK**the chief executive officer of my heart. Seeing our future in your eyes has been the most exciting feeling ever! You are the best, and I love you. Mike
CURTIE**Try to remember to never forget to not always forget to remember not to forget that I always love you…Buddy
HRI J. **You may not know this but I am in love with you. -Shane
BIRTHDAY BOY**I’ll wear the crotchless body stocking. You do me from behind, pinching my boobies ’til your hard cock fills my salivating pussy with sweet, hot yum. YOUR Waitress.
DDOT**My sweet Toad, you bring such joy to my heart because you are wacky and darling and soft and hot and simply lovely -Your Bee
I HONOR YOU**with my whole being my lovely Sea Prince. My petals eager to unfold in the privacy of your love. Thank you for loving this fire child.
TO LINDSEY, MY VALENTINE** Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t have a man, but I sure have you. Happy Valentine’s Day, I love you. – anna
MATTHEW**Dear roommate, will you be my pal-entine? I’ll wash the dishes and let you get more furniture if you say yes… –Beasty
J**I seek you in my dreams. Sleepy talk of Buddhist saints. Long nights on safari. Soft lips graze my neck. Hands grasp my hips. I wake. -T
D**BE MY VALENTINE? I MISS YOU, & I’LL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT SUNDAY, TOO. J
POOPIE BUTT**You’re my one and only. Can’t believe it’s been a year. Daevid.
DEAR HEATHER**Clowns aren’t the only ones who can fuck shit up. You’re the bestest, my darling. -Betsy
TO THE FOREIGN**exchange hottie, you don’t know it but I’m watching you. Give me a call, it’s valentines day. -a
TO MY SEXY GINNY**Words cannot express what you mean to me. You are the queen of my heart. I love you sweetheart. Love, Mike
GINA**You are a cute girl. I like you. -Betsy
MISS GOLDEN-DEELISH**I’m fueled by the smell of your sweet skin. The position still stands, concluding a background check. Be mine, on this common frequency of simplicity train? Yours, The Alliance
DEAR DANNY**This Valentines day I wanted to say that I fucking love you bro. Here is to the years of friendship to come. Up The Punx. Love, Mike
A**You are a good person–you help out children and take away their sins. May V-day bring many mountainous boobs your way. -B
COME AGAIN**sweet love doth now invite / thy graces that refrain, to do me due delight / to see, to hear, to touch, to kiss, to die / with thee again in sweetest sympathy.
UTA**The scent of you intoxicates me. Your lips gently nuzzle my neck and I must stop everything else mid-thought to contemplate _you_ 🙂 xXxOOO, BigTallGuy
TO MY SEXY OTTER**You really are the sexiest man alive! I just wanted to tell the world how much I adore you…and your huge cock! Happy Valentine’s Day. Jolene
L**Glances during laundry, laughter in the car, kisses over the Sound, hip holding at the Showbox, political exchanges, ecstatic experiences, kisses on my face, listening to my life. Love, E
DANNYO**Me gusta mucho! For reals! Happy Valentine’s Day, you’re totally bombass. -a
TO THE HOT CENTRAL**chicks in Pioneer Square – you rock.
TO EDGAR ALLAN POE**You Fucking Rock. Love, Mike aka .:KAOS:.
DEAREST THOMAS**Why won’t you return my page? I love you. Helen
DEAR TPM**You gave me three kisses on Friday night behind the bar during the wine tasting: one on my head, one on my neck, and the third on my shoulder- quickly, in succession. I wear them like jewels. NV
E**You’re everything I’ve ever wanted! Strap me into a jock and bend me over the futon, baby, I’m all yours! J
TM**Squished against your side and the 88 lb. chocolate love machine I waited, preparing for sleep. Hoping secretly it would never come and this pack of three would nest until the spring. nv
THOM**Have you seen any of my cards hanging around? Subaru Guru
CHARLIE**I love you so much. You mean the world to me. Thanks for all the things you do. Love always Kendra
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY** Megan T. and Diane S! Love, Nellie
HAPPY V-DAY TODD**and Sonya! Thanks for having us over last weekend-it was absolutely perfect. Love, Nellie
DEAR MR. PENCIL**You are the most handsome man I have ever met. I love you so much the sting makes my eyes water. nivara vlee
DANIEL H. **Wishing you were gay–and by the way, I want my heart back – David G.
DREA**I swoon to sleep as you drool. I wake to smile as you sing: “good morning!” then, weekend reggae plays and this dream unfolds until we sleep again. Xo
SUPER T**You know it’s me. I love your mind, soul, heart, & heavenly body. Be my 69 valentine & I’ll rock your world until the end of time. G-force.
STRETCH**(AkA Dirty bird)….I Still hate you!!!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY** CHEEKY!You’re my daddy and my world! I love you crazy baby…… Pookie
MY DEAREST CHOOJ** Immense love threatens to burst my heart at the seams. You’re so precious and sexy, thank God for you, my loving best friend, my one true love.
BARçA BEAUTY**I hope you liked the flowers!!! ~Bingo Boy
MY SWEET BABY**Glad I’m not in Florida, who needs the sun anyways! I get to plan my life and my future with you, what more could a girl want.
FISH CHICKS**Who’d have thought 4 dorky science girls could become so cool when together. I love you all and miss you like crazy, hopefully I’ll be home soon.
LYNN**Wherever I am in this world I countinue 2 fall 4 U. Present and future my heart is yours. I felt it in our kiss…you’re the one.JSB
OWLS OWLS OWLS!!!**I love you forever, my kindred sock stealer spirit!
JEFFERY**I want to lick your insides. I love you so fucking much. I also Hate you so Fucking Much. Yours Forever Yjessicana
SONY!!!**I miss warming my cold toes against your toasty legs!! Come over and let’s tie a knot in our pajamas, cuz single beds are only made for one-two! coo coo
KAD**You are the most beautiful and wonderful girl in America. I’m glad I found you, you are my inspiration. – RMM
CHANELLE**Beautiful, thoughtful, sweet, loving, everything I need. I continue to fall deeper at every moment. Can’t do nothing without you by my side. I LOVE YOU BABE….113003…JustinB
ERIN**I love you so much! — Noah
MOTIVE FILMS YOU**bought 2 yards of chroma key fabric from me. I would like to be your Valentine. Call EXT 108 for a box of chocolates!
EMILIE**Being with you has made my life even more wonderful. I love you! ~Nic
BRYNNA J**of Freehold, do you have a Valentine? If not, I volunteer my heart! To claim your prize, call BB
TO MY DEAREST**little Princess Bobbi, Cracker Jackson, the Swamp Yeti, Kid Rodriguez and the Chillet. common. I love you. OA Hero. m.
MELVIN, SWEET MELVIN!**You showed me the kind of love that only a man, another man, a yard gnome, a band in leisure suits, and 45 gold coins can understand!
BEEFCAKE**Separation is tired, but I’m looking forward to making up for lost time with nothing but kisses, massages, and hot-sweaty-butt sex. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Slinky
DAVID P**You are the hottest fake lawyer whose ass I have ever kicked. Prom? Let’s have a sidebar so I can tell you about New Orleans. xoxo TheScottishBird
SISTER WITCH**Perhaps your eyes will find this, you shy from trivia, but maybe it will draw you – Hear this: I want to taste your lips and weave into your eyes. Powerful softness. And you wondered how you knew me…..
DEAR TOM**Canteen shogun posterity duenna halfmast tousle viceroy yowl dobby; buzzard leeboard flush margravate piker earnest! Bridegroom aesthete wamble yawl resident phaeton mattock zither guacamole, canto incurrence? Love, Margaret
NEIGHBORS. FRIENDS. LOVERS. ** Can I call you “My Ricky”? I’m so in love with you! How do you feel? Lisa Kay
SUSAN**AlibiRM, I’m sure you have a Valentine. Open says ? BB’ll be your Valentine! Ask Mr. P. help you find your candy prize!
BERNIE**I love you so much. Even when I hate you. -Nicole
TO MY FRIENDS**Cyndee, Crystal, and Erin. Let’s keep rockin’, cruisin’, and dancin’! LKS
BD**I appreciate theeM your snuggles are something that I have come to cherish thank you for your love. Truly yours….
OH BRITLIT!**Happy to be exchanging notes and being made fun of once again, James. Now if I could only get to Cuba… hugs :] theitalianstallion
LAUNA L. **You are HOT! Will you be my Valentine! We talked and danced at rebar, what a great kiss! Alec is ready to be your Valentine!!!!
SANDY**Please don’t ever cut your hair! I’ve fallen in love with it’s curl and length. I love running my grubby sandwich making fingers through your lovely locks! Love, Miguel
HEY ROCKSTAR!!!!**We need a video camera following us around or something to document our adventures. OH MY GOD!!! I got a new car! Your best friend eva… Meeeeegan
OH MOLLY MOLLY**We need chinese shoes! Pink and red canvas! C’est tres importante! Let’s drink fake orange juice and eat cake soon! xoxo to a splendiforous friend. thelittlebird.
KELZONE**My one and only, my forever and always. My best friend, inspiration, and lover. Happy Valentine’s day and a million sweet nothing to you. I love you, Nandacho
TO MY SNATCHES**I love you all. I promise one day we’ll look back on all this and smile while drinking our PBRs. J-Snatch
MISS DARKO**DUPLICATE.
CANNON’S AND BABY KITTEN **I love the sex I’ve been gettin’. I’m so glad you’re in my life. Too bad you have a Jehovah’s Witness wife.
DEAREST CLAIRE CLAIRE CLAIRE **Let us drink coffee and/or tavernello soon. w.w.c.d? Keeping the world nice and sassy, oh yes. woohoo! Basta, fidel! xoxo elisa.
I HEART CLAIRE!**LOVE, THE POPE
LADY DI**Can I be your friendly Valentine! BB
I WOULD JUST**like to know I love all of you-heterosexually. But I like Catalin the most, so there. Tyler P.
HEY!**A little bird told me that we must buy books and drink espresso asap, Jamse. hugs:] sidneylee
STINKERBEAN**Brought together by Professor X, you are Jean Grey to my Cyclops. I love you dearly and am so thankful for all that you are. – Your Sweets
MY DEAREST NATHANIEL**You are my very favorite pompous expert witness. Can’t wait to hang out soon. The little bird loooooo- ooves you. p.s. please cut your hair. xoxo henrietta
GINGER SNAP CRUST**with marshmallow filling it’s oh so true each part makes the other even sweeter like you make me even happier when I come home to my honey.
ROSEBUD**I love you because: there is no one who possess your thoughtful, creative, loving, and beautiful ways; you ignite my numerous passions; and you never vote Republican.
FRANNY**You are the best girl in the world. You are beautiful, sexy, smart, funny and brilliant. I am a lucky guy to have you in my life. Love- Puppy
T-DOG**You are so handy around the house what would we do without you? Do I get a spanking? ->L & S
COREY**We know what boys like we know what guys want we know what boys like we’ve got what boys like. Oh yes, oh yes. xoxo raleigh evans
LEO**My Adam Ant. Thank you for always being there for late night phone calls, cravings for sushi and cider, and need for impromptu fun. Love the eternal roadie, Shay
MY MAN-BABY!!**I know I’m a raging bitch, but I’m trying and so should you be or I’ll stab you. You’ll always be my little piggy. Love Dennis
YOU AND I**Sheryl and KidRock just called to say I love you, please come home. I miss you Hot Springs Chris. -Girly
TO THAT INTELLIGENT BISUIT **Bitte ein kuss…okay alright okay alright? Come pick me up! Wish you would.
MARY!**There will indeed come a day when beautiful musicians will wrestle for our attention and boxes of candy canes. Oh yes, most definitely. Sigh. soon, I hope. xoxo thelittlebird.
MUCH LOVE TO ALL**the Andrews out there. sigh. What an amazing name.
DEAR JOHN**I know that we’ve had our difficulties this year, but I hope that we can stick together before you move on. Love, Your G4 Powerbook
MAC**Why do you hit me, drop me, and generally mistreat me? I haven’t ever done anything to you. Let’s reconcile. Love, Your Palm Pilots, iPod, iBook, and Cell Phone
SARAH!**Have a wonderful day, my dear. See you in choir, inevitably. 🙂 Oh dear oh dear oh dear…. Love, love, love, caltimpkins.
DRUNKEN CONSTANTLY**We’re going to dress in corpse paint and fuck you to death on Valentine’s Day with our upside-down cross dildos in the darkness of the Carpathian Forest.
KURT**Your flowing hair, love of Azteca, and soft-shell jackets will be missed. Your basement will no longer be our social center. Please reconsider your move! -“city” of Juanita.
DEAR ARTHUR**Would you like some banana bread, Arthur? You can have two pieces. It’s on the Chaplin. (Christian) Love, Fr. Foster
MAT-RAT**Ian I have spent many lonely nights waiting at Victrola for your fated entrance. I want to be your Irish valentine. I am cuter than Malawi’s finest import.
MR. KIEHN**You are splendiferous. Love from the commenced class of 2003.
TO THOSE SMARTER,**Sexier, and Smoother: Happy Valentine’s Day! Wish the cult could be together and eating Ben and Jerry’s. Missing those far far far away!
ANDY**How I’ve loathed the time I’ve spent with Sarah! I’m ready to move on to the real deal. Please enlighten me in the ways of Greek lovin’. Love, Boyfriend
DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH**I’m still working on getting that brain for you. -The Wizard
BL=PUS**allerede er vi gift et ar og jeg bare elsker deg mer og mer! Superstor Valentine KOSE, Klem, Myf, Slikk og Masse Kysser! Fra din hardworkinghandiman, Brann Slange
DEAR BEN**I pine for you while I watch you change from across the horseshoe. Let me describe myself with a few oblique adjectives. Love, Compassionate and Humorous
BLODPUS**Vi må bare si, forresten, at vi elsker deg! Flammepus og Blåpus
DEAR MOLLY AND JAMES**To Molly, a hardcore minus one. To James – a lukewarm positive integer. – RoomMATE pining for a threesome.
MY DEAREST ERDOGAN**Em yeu anh. Its been a wonderful year and I look forward to the many more to come. You are the prettiest boy in the universe and I hope you know that. Happy Haunnaka! -love Julie
DEAR AMY L. **Why don’t you call/attempt to visit/stalk me anymore? I miss your vivid conversation skill and would love to get back in touch. – Jimmy
TO MY BABY**You are the peanuts to my midnight snack. This is true. Your sweet darling
OH MY LOVE LUMP**How I adore thee… seriously, two years is a lot, and I love you more each day. We can make it through anything! I love you, Tasha.
DEAR JIMMY**All those years that have come between us… let’s tour one last time. That Faustian pact has to still be good for something! Your Zeppelin bandmate, Robbie
HOT SPRINGS CHRIS**with the cheap beer habit and small penis: Sheryl, KidRock and I just called to say something cheesy like, I Love You, Come Back Home. kisses, girly.
JULIE**I hear you’re in the market for a friend to provide certain benefits. Though I may not have the equipment, I have the earnest desire to please you. – Corey
ELISA**I am better. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Dump Kevin. I’m floating off the coast of Cuba. Come back to Ernesto!
SARAH**I still love you in a Platonic way. That’s right, I like you as a bearded 40 year-old Greek philosopher. I love you simply, utterly, completely. James
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!**Drive-ins. Aquabats. Sexy Greg. Rocky. Halloween. Accidents happen. Checkerboard Xmas. Sleepless nights. Bitchin’ Camero(s). LOTR. Tears. Pussy Golf. Seafood chowder.To the North, Mrs! I love you.
DEAR “DRUNK OF THE WEEK”**I miss you. Please come home. I love you. Ben.
TO MY FAVORITE**mock trial team you remain, as always, smarter, smoother, and sexier.
JESSICA**White is purity. Red is passion. We re hot pink! P
JEFF**My husband, my soulmate; how do I tell you how much you mean to me? You are my champion! You’re my lover, best friend, confidante. I love you!! Laura
ERIN**You’re the sun and the moon to me! The sun and the moooooooon!! L
JEN**You Fuckin’ ROCK!!!! Lora
XAN**You are my pooky, my snookums, my widdle wovely woogy wonkums, will you ignore me for this –The Weasel (not the Porcupine Ron Jeremy).
BRYCE**You are so hot. OMG I want to fuck you, you make me so horny.
DEAR SUPERMAN**What up yo, happy valendizzle. You’re the greatest. Love, your gangster
KRISTA**An Elvish queen folks called RC would charm every person she’d see. So like a damn retard I wrote her a postcard and fell under her spell, naturally. Dipstick
BOB**This is easy and wonderful beyond words. So grateful to have found you, you make me laugh and sigh in all the right places. So good. Curt
THREE-THOUSAND. **One-Hundred. And. Thirty-Eight. Miles. Apart. Now, Eight-Hundred. Thirteen. You. Looked. At. Me. With. Perfect. Seriousness. And. Said. I. Should. Stop. Dragging. Your. Empty. Luggage. Through. Airports. For. No. Reason.
JUNIOR!!!**I will always keep your cootie tight – ahhhight? Valentine’s Day sux. You will always be my buddy! Much love for my homey – peace out – love The Rach
BEN**I love you so very much and couldn’t ask for anyone better! Thanks for loving me and my “addictions”. -Tess*
ANGELA**You’re so unique, such a beautiful person inside and out. You mean so much to me and I’ll never forget you! Wo ai ni -Charlie
BETSY LOVES JUICEBOX**
…BUT BETSY LOVES**JUICEBOX’S PENIS EVEN MORE.
B**YOU TOUCH ME ON THE INSIDE I MELT A THOUSAND TIMES I FAKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN SOMETIMES EVEN LIE BUT YOU SEE MY FACE AND KNOW BETTER BY THE SMILE. K
MEAGHEN**Bolly&stoli all round darling, here’s to your absolutely fabulous life. words can’t express how wonderful it feels to share it with you. Love always – cb.
JAMES. JAMES. **Manflesh. Soft supple manflesh. Your nipples are so very small. –Xavier
GDOGG**Happy Valentine’s Day Monkey! I’m happy that you are my valentine. Thanks for being such a sweet friend. Luv ya always, Baby Girl.
T-BONE**Big Stuff loves you and cannot wait to marry you. The last four years were fantastic; here’s to 40 more! Love, Gammy
KYLE**Cuz, Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for always being there 4 me and keepin’ me on the right path. Luv, Mia.
JIMMER**Happy Valentines Day, lovey! You’re forever my favorite! EAMU, your silly girl.
B**The beauty you posses is driven by a great, powerful, pure, heart. I hope I give you as much encouragement, pure love, hope and strength as you have given me. Love D.
VANILLA**Happy V-Day from your best pal. You’re fabulous! KLOVE
ANNIE**Happy V-Day from your best pal!! Looking forward to all your new mens in 04. You’re fabulous! KLOVE
GBALLER**You make male jewelry and tight Euro pants look hot. So glad you’re back in the USA. Friendship and Falcons Forever!
ANDY PAUL**Happy V-day! Let’s celebrate with a drink of Zima and a night of clubbing!! KLOVE
“CORKY.”**WHERE ARE YOU!?! “SMOOCHES”
MELISSA**Thanks for taking a chance six months ago, I’m so glad we did. I love you very much. 30 words or less don’t really do it justice. -snappy
AZEL**Each morning I wake, with you arms around me, Is the start of a beautiful day. Thanks. I Love You. Love Always, Turi
NOODLE**Whether it s rigatoni or fettuccine, I’ll bring the sauce and I’ll bring it HOT HOT HOT. Just make it with me. Loveydovey, HuN-nie BuN-ie I’m JUST saying.
RAMONA**get off the princess pillow.
MOE**Next time pretend you like it and I won’t dress you up in that pink number again. MOMMA
CHOCODILE!**I WAS BORN TO MAKE LOVE! -BUT WHO ISN’T? I MISS YOU WHEN I AM AWAY…BUT WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE OUR MINI VACATION TO CHOCOLATE BROWNIE. I LOVE YA CHOX! XOXO FOXTROT
TASHA**Soul sister, so glad I metcha! Happy Valentine’s Day! S
KRISTOF**I have so much to say but so few words to say it. I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day & Anniversary. I’m looking forward to this weekend, mister. -Janelle
T**Your hand touching my back, a coffee cup in my hand, you’ve given me some the sweetest, most romantic, sexiest moments of my life. Thank you, C
HEY JASON**You’re a great guy! I’m so happy we met, and you’re one of a kind. You mean so much to me and I’ll always cherish our friendship. -Jessi
XAN**You’re popular. Your name shows up at least 15 times. Xan, xan, xanny, zan, zanny, xan, xan, xan, XAN, x-an, xa-n, POOKIE, SNOOKUMS! I loXANve you, booze!
ROSS T. **You know me, your secret admirer, I want you bad, so be my valentine and we can fall passionately in love.
ROSS T. **You know how we sucked each other off at the party a few blocks from school, well, I want to do it again. You’re the best. -Your SU “Friend”
INGA**I’m so sorry to tell you that I want something better, faster, sleeker, and with a stick-shift. I’m sorry about the stump and rock, but you’re just a hunk of metal, after all. Marc
ROSS T. **I want you to take a huge, hot dump on my chest, smear it around with your penis and stick it in my mouth. -Campion “Buddy”
KRC FROM CJM**Hookers, Hostages? Let’s go downtown and get them both. I got the ball gag you get the duct tape. Eternal love and gratitude, I love you KRC.
ROSS T. **I didn’t join ROTC for nothing. I can’t hide these feelings anymore. I want you. –Liam
LIAM**We’ve been roommates for some time now, I want to be more. I want your hot ROTC ass. – Ross
MEIN VERLOBTER**You are the best love I’ve ever had. My soul is happy to have found its other half. Can’t wait to spend my life with you. deine prinzessin
MY GRABBIE**Ever since “storytime” began, I knew you were special. I love all of your stories, and I love you even more. I just want to be your… toastie. Love, me.
LOVE YOU PAUL!!!**PLEASE CUM HOME TO US SOON; WE ALL NEED YOU BACK. PEACE -N- NOIZE & LUV THE BOYS ALLWAZE KAT & AJA
YOU ARE WELL LOVED**Aja. Just deal. If Ya Know Ya Know.
SETH**Creative curmudgeon, You make me smile-I’m intrigued…. does your misanthropy include me or could we talk more over tea? Happy Valentine’s Day! impish id/shy ego
JESSICA, MELISSA, ZOEY** Amy & Barb- We’re almost there! Thanks for all your support & encouragement! Love ya, Sarah
KATHERINE**Who licks your nose? purrr purr Opal
E**I’ll always remember the love in your eyes and the excitement in your smile. Every time you looked at me I melted. That was the “best” Christmas present ever. ~C
COUNCILWOMAN GODDEN** We will “entertain” for you any day of the week. Love, Seattle Circus Animals
ANGELA**Thanks for being wonderful sweet you! You can be my dinner date anytime! Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Sarah
BELOVEDEST BOY**We’re amazing together. I love you to bits. ~Wuzzlebean
DARCY AND SHANNON**You make the 206 the sexiest area code in the continental United States. With love, Your secret admirer
HANSOMEONE**In Silence, Our secret promise has stayed and yet, In Shadow we continue to want, need, grow, learn, flourish, excite, and think of each other. In Open, I must tell: Ik houd van u!
DEAR T.ROY**I have not forgotten. You are always on my mind. Please forgive me. I would not be here- Without you! Kimber Girl
SCHMOOPY, LOVEY DOVEY** pookie bear, dove bar, pook, pooka shell, sugar boogar- I am so fortunate to have your kind, positive and passionate spirit in my life! Besitos, Flopsy T.G.B.
OPUS**Happy Valentine’s Day Little Buddy, Big Guy!!!!!!!!! ~Smiley
SWEATY**Thank you for sticking by my side this year. I couldn’t be who I am without you. I love you so incredibly much!! Sweetie xoxoxo
I’VE NEVER HAD**anything like this with anyone, I don’t ever want to have it with anyone else but you. Ashika
KRYSTAL**I love you more than anything. You are my Maybe. Happy V-Day.
I LOVE MY**Lancelot — Gspot
MY HONEY HEATHER**You’ve made me the luckiest man alive. You’re my SUGAR expecting MAMA! Though not kinky, I think our threesome will be a blast. Love, Mark
MY TRUE LOVE**I have found, Though my head is not round. Damn glad to be your wife, Let’s check the action on that knife! I love you, Sweetie Pie.
NESAN, ROOMIE, TWIN** Happy Valentine’s Day! Thank U for being a sista to me. U R A SWEETHEART! Mei Mei.
MOM, DAD, MARK**Happy Valentine’s Day! Thank you for all your love and support. I LOVE YOU! Mia
JEANETTE, SISTA**Happy Valentine’s Day Girlie! Thank your for always being there for me. Love Ya! Mamma Mia.
MY DEAREST JEFF**Hold your body close to me, You mean the most to me, We will keep each other safe from harm, My beloved one.
1/2 ME**San Fransico, Chicago, New York, Amsterdam, Paris, for me to play…Bali, India for me to frolic…1/2 me
SUGA TITTY**I love you! -Sugar Daddy #1
TREAIR**Who’s my creampuff? You know you will always be my only one! Always know that “thumbody” loves you! -Mikey
KRIS**I could quote something amazing but the fact that my procrastinating ass got this in on time tells you how much I LOVE YOU. Your Wife, Ang
KAT**Been trying to run into you since last summer, choked when I should have asked for your number, call me sometime (phone# on the demo)- mikey
K**How’d you like to spend some time with me? -darling nikki
LEE WONG SHOE**You are the best daughter anyone could ask for. Thank you for being so funny and my favorite shopping buddy. Love,Ang
AJ McGUMBO**YOU LICK ME WHERE I POO!! (thanks) love your beschmeckled snatch.
HILARY**I missed you so much since you’ve gone; Wednesdays nights have never been quite the same since you left. You always be my little precious princess- mikey
TO MY BABY SHEETS**Even through the roughest waters, your neng neng is still worth it. My heart only knows one home: you. Love, Cis
GORIO**Who would have known that a boy like you would have entered me lightly restoring my blisses? L
MELISSA & JOSIE**Happy Valentine’s!! Josie, I’ve been saving up my dollar bills. Melissa- looking forward to those drinks! May we all get filthy drunk in honor of today! -mikey
KD**I’m not one for love. At least I wasn’t until I met you. In a world where I have nothing, you are all I want. Kevin, I adore you. KD
SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN** Found @ long last, tis grand to finally Know You. You epitomize The Dirtiest of Good: tawdry fuckin tite & ya even make the bed, damn!!! I Love You All The Way Pussywillow
ARIANNE**Hey what up!? Happy valentines! Keep rocking the free world with your parties! I’ll be there this time, I swear!- mikey
AP**I love you the most EVER! I can’t wait to watch your next lacrosse game. Let’s be park rangers at Yosemite when we grow up! Meggo
J-N-J**Our love tempered by time & tests, tried & true becomes a beautiful blossom, if only we believe; in you, in me, in us!
SAR SAR**You are the best and I miss you soooo much! Say hi to desdemona for me. come up here soon! I love you, megsies
HELLO POLIS**I like the touch of your skin and I like to be lazed with you. You are very pretty and also I love you. Rocky
NATE DOGG**I hope california life is good-I’m staying with you over spring break. Lets go to the beach and Wheel of Fortune! YES!!!! Come to Seattle soon. maegan
CURT**Will you be my valentine? I miss you tons and tons. Come to bham on your spring break! We’ll go to mass together! meggo
DEAR RUDY & PJ**This is the best 3-way relationship I’ve ever had! I love you guys. xo Wendy (aka Yo Momma)
TO: DAN AND BRAD**May the love you share bring you a lifetime of happiness. I aspire to love the way you do. Happy Valentine’s Day. From: Heather
IKE**You’re the best secret I’ve ever had the pleasure of keeping. Or telling. I love you very much. Happy Valentine’s Day. Always, Brandie
TO ALL MY**precious puddin’ faces living the high life. Mamma Erica loves you. smooches
N**If I told you I’d love you forever, would you change your name to Noekman, and love me with disregard to the number of heads I have? -Won
HAPPY V-DAY**to my loudy-twin. I love you even though you lied and said I ate poisonous mushrooms. Christmas is cancelled!
E**I would name a drink after you. Then I could sit there sipping Noelle when you’re not around. love, Tree
L**I get drunk on the saliva I kiss off your lips. I want to suck your head off! Lovin’ muffin’, Sank
LL**Come fly away with me. I’ll design for you a space suit, only rivaled by your birthday suit. love, Phore
O**With the improbability-drive that has already transported our relationship over so many earth miles and months, let’s cruze around the galactic size of our love, -Tu
E**Distance’ll soon join our relationship like a drunk friend. If we can wait for it to pass out we’ll have the back seat of the Love Bug all to ourselves! Sixola
MY RICKIPOO**You are the sunshine of my life. I love you dearly, Jules
SEBASTIAN**Schnaer Valentines Tag von deine spezielle Freundin Was machtest du? Mich?
YOU**Little lump of blonde. Me, did it… 100% us, boring each other all night long. I’m hoping for a boring summer too. Yours truly, dw
S**I still think of you often. -M
HEY YOU!**Woo! Yeah! Stephanie- crack kills. Ybbil-PT 4 life!
SUPERSWEET**Nim is a schnogglepuss Ms. P is a fewl, but you my husband are too cool for school. Love – The Teller.
LORNA LIGHT**and Sister Outlaw Sue–Somewhere in Italy, a villa awaits our footfall. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, jilly
HOWARD, OUR “BIG FISH”** We remember your stories, and so much more. With love and respect on this Valentine’s Day, Your family.
OH, ADRIANNE**I always have more to say to you. Your patience, your trust…Thank you for letting me into your dark places…Thank you for working at mine. I love you.
BUG & EGBOK**I am so glad you found each other. Here’s To love! Your Cognac
DEAR RONALD L. **Life with you doesn’t ever “seem like a lot of work.” Trip to Nova Scotia? Yes? Good goin’ Willet! Love, jilly
JIM**You really have become my best friend. Thank you for being you! I care for you so much more than you know. Love, Jessica
SECRET AGENT NURSE**I can’t believe without you, Loving you deeply, So deeply, I’ve got to wear hip waders. Love, Handyman
D**I’ve had a crush on you for 3 years you filthy beats! Will you go on a date with me? K
KRISTY**Thanks for being the bestest friend ever ever ever (with the second cutest dog in the whole wide world). Work it! I need a glass of water. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Toons
DYLAN A. **I love you more than I could ever say. You complete me. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Happy Anniversary. xoxo Sarah W.
JON**And even if a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die. Happy Valentine’s Day, you’re my favorite. xoxoxoxo Sasha
APRIL LOVE**Dalmore. Me & you. Fours. Whew! KM
DOLLY**Be mine — For about an hour. DC
DEAR BLUE (MY KING)**Happy Valentine’s Day to my sexy sweetheart, my sultry soulmate, my beautiful best friend and lickable lover. I’ll love you forever, take care of your thick & thin, and never stop fucking your brains out. Happy Anniversary! Love always, Olive
TODAY YOU’LL BE**my valentine if you’ll only let your heart be mine I’ll care for it so tenderly because our love was meant to beÉ Tammy Sue
MYSTERY “J”**How could I tell you, write you spoke outloud, poetry from deep within my soul even when you prank me your friends wasn’t so friends. Old School
PANTHER BOY**You’re my sugar, you’re my muffin, cherish thoughts of us was something, just one night, every inch felt right, are you campin’ curled toes close love you most.
KAYLA**Hey Taco Bell Girl! It’s the seven layer burrito guy. You’re the most fascinating, beautiful person I’ve ever met. Please go on a date with me! Forever yours, BD
TO TONI IN # 11**The hard sex was better than heaven, my laughter was crazed, I was bruised for days, you inside me was like ArmageddonÉ Rose
BARLEYCORN**I love you like musicÉand I will sing my song to your heart, even if it takes forever until you hear it. xo, m
TORI**Those darn kidz absolutely fabulous fly againÉand the city of angels surrenders its control on the dreamscapeÉlovin’ the way we moveÉcloserÉall around the world. Nemo
TO MY PHENOMENAL MAN** Bruce, you are the best valentine! I love you, Mallory
JERRIEL**When 2 souls fit together so perfectly even the strongest forces of evil can’t keep them apart. Love always, your future wife Charity
JULIA M. **People don’t really have sex. I’ll stop lying so much if you bake me more of the world’s best vegan chocolate chip cookies. Happy Valentine’s Day!
PUMPKIN**To say I love you is an understatementÉ To say I love you isn’t enough! To spend my life with you is my testamentÉ to find the words is tough! Jason D.
LUNA**My friend, my love, my beautiful wifeÉ I love you baby! Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Ever smitten, Brandon
I’VE NEVER KNOWN**love such as this, my lover, best friend–such bliss, so glad our paths did intertwine, I’ll always be yours, if darling sudbeck, you’ll always be mine.
SWEETLEAF**Braveheart, you are my best friendÉwe had our first date three years ago–remember Pappadeaux, B.J.’s in Galveston, Kemah, Moody Blues & Woodlands, our first date three months later! All my love, Alyson
HEY-HEY-HEY**It’s for Mary in Federal Way. Most love poems suck, but not the one from the Mallard Duck.
MUDD**Maybe I’ll never see the day I win, but I’ll always have time for a beer with my friend! For the best lay in Seattle. Tienes Mi Amor! Jenny
MINKIN**Here is my declaration of love to you, my adorable cat. You are the best winter romance. Your scabby skin and surprised crackles are forever endearing. Love, Trackhouse
CAPTAIN ROCK ‘N’ ROLL**I’m your biggest fan, you’re my best friend. We love you! xoxo Love, Poopy and Diesel. P.S. Pass the whiskey and coke please! Happy Valentine’s Day!
ELISA**They don’t have ads for it in Italy, but when you put the Italian in my life, I sure get a bad case of heart burn. OW!
LAUREN**Hey Lady! You’re my most favorite Valentine ever. I’m soooooo lucky to be in Seattle with you, and I can’t wait to play house with you in Boston. Love and big kisses, Caren
JAMES & SARAH**Do not smoke, drink, food or stroller in the nocturnal house. The sloths will chase you into the socratic gorilla home. You’re our favorite cute couple! Love, M&K
MARY**Your Irish Potatoes keep my mouth busy and smiling. Love, Daniel.
MR. HAVE**Five years later and I still can’t get you out of my head. Come what may, I will love you untill the end of time. ~your adoring slave
KATIE**Nothing cures a broken heart on a rainy day better than your HOT ASS. Love, Danny.
I LOVE YOU GRINDCORE** Signed Sheree’s Lice.
PAUL**Your uniform is so hot! And your laugh tickles my fancy! OOOOH SCHNAPPS! I love you! *Your Secret Stalker
SUGAR DOLL**You taste sweeter than candy with cum on your lips. Love, YOUR FAVOURITE.
ERNIE AND OLIVER**I want your cute furry bodies! xoxo, Lulu
SUZIE**Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, you superstar! A big valentine smooch to you — Tania
CANDY CANDY CANDY**I miss your candy lips..and your lovely hips. Come visit me on a Wednesday. The key is under the rock. I still love you so.
DEAR LAURIE**You are my very favorite piece of erotic art. Your sketches are etched in my heart. Looking forward to another 25 years of fun. Love always, Jim
JAMES**Will you marry me? Our souls are already like one. Our emotions separate us from the squirrels and hawks. -Reichman
GRIDDLER**Tu me fait beaucoup de plaisir. Macs, husky, late convos, close calls, nights “at the dorm…” I’ve got a good feeling about you. There is a light… *Ton Encantadora
SWEET, SWEET JAY**I think I lost my puppy. Do you think you can help me find it, Big Daddy? (Batting of eyelashes here.) Love and licks, The domestic goddess (in training) and shitbird
HOLLYWOOD**Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! My love for you feels like thunder! -Tata
I HEART SHEREE!!**She is Badical!!
TASTY DISH**I Love You More Than Bacon Bits And I Miss You More Than Swedish Underground Hardcore. Damn The Man, Save The Massive! (Oh Yeah, Happy Valentines Day) -Buttah Johnson
TO MY PIRATE**Captain Hook… You know who you are, you arrogant bastard. I am the treasure you seek. Sail home to me. Bring two worms, a gerbil and a spoon. Your Delicious Pirate Wench.
JENNIFER**My sole Love, whom I’m without, has left me alone. I will remain prone to pain so long as my presence feels her absence. Find me again, Love. –Jaxob
BEAUTIFUL SCOOTS!**Sending you lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of 7’s! You are my anchor! Always your albatross, Sweepy
I LOVED YOU**as a larva, miss you as a butterfly, just wish I had wings to fly with you. – Escargot
TODDLY**I will always love you the furthest. Remember: that is my favorite spot to kiss, for my ‘tong’ only. — g
MY SWEET DOMINIC**My sweet Dominic, I hope your weekend in GNP is beautiful and loving. I am so excited to see you in Florida! I love you. Kini
MFOX**You are the Louise to my Buster. Thanks for keeping it old skool.
SNUGGLY BUMBLE BUM**It’s been a great 3 1/2 years. Thanks so much for everything you do for me. I am a lucky boy. With much love, your naughty naughty cuddly bunny.
YOU MAKE ME**want to brush my teeth more than anyone.. you make me smile.
KELLI**Thanks for keeping me happy and laughing. I love my “drokus”, no matter how many expensive pieces of equipment I throw down the trash chute!
A**C+A, infinity cubed plus one. No lie. C.
KRISTAN**Seattle would like to woo you back. Don’t leave, baby! Look, here’s a rose! We’ll miss you. — Diana
DEBO**I need to tell you that you are the one. But I really didn’t want to ruin our awesome pool team. But now that I am really wasted I think this is the only time that I will be able to tell you this. So happy valentines day. NICK
PAIGE AND MARIETTE**Me and Chris love you more than you know, now give us some of that booty before the two of you get donkey punched. NICK
BOBBY HILL**I love you more than all those damn lesbians who look Just Like You.
TO MY DAD TURK**Dads need valentines, too! Thanks for being who you are and letting me be who I am. I love you.
CHICKENBONE XPRESS**You sunburn through your clothes, cocaine puts you to sleep, and you used to be a goddamn carny…I love your freaky, old-time photo ass…xoxo, uncle tom.
HEY SISSER!**I like you. You’re a good sisser. I’d like you even more if you gave me presents and candy, but even if you don’t I will still like you. Love meggies.
JUDITH ANN AND BETTIE MARGERY**Thanks for the Butcher Holler, Kentucky memories and the thrifting trips. I love you both a ton.
MY BEARDED LADY**Thanks for the great year. U R LOVED!
ALPINA ANNA**One night just wasn’t enough! Come back to Seattle and we’ll cause some trouble…TOM
TICKETMASTER**I love you and your glass cowboy boots..even though Miss Piggy cuts your hair.
DARREN S. **Put the Camera on Me and I’ll say I’m sorry for being an insensitive prick. Forgive me. I hope you have a special valentine.
KATIA**Sending sunshine and Valentine’s Day cheer. You smile, a lotus blossoms. I need to call your momma and thank her for spending time with your poppa. Love you, Dave
ALEXA**I can’t spend the rest of my life saying sorry but I would gladly give four lifetimes to show you how much I loved you. -mateo’s dad
JENNY**There is no man in the world over whom the past gains such power as it does over me. You are my past, present and future. I love you. Cerealcity
ROO!**You mean the world to me, you’re the sweetest boy in the world. Sorry for cheating, let’s make this last. I love you mucho. Love always, Me.
SCHNOOKUMS!**Despite our “strangenesses” (how appropriate!), I have found MY GEM. The world is our oyster; let me see it through your eyes. Please be mine! Love, YOUR HONEY
G-MONEY**I am so glad that you are a part of my life! You are the cream of my crop! I love you and look forward to spending the rest of my life with you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love. The Beast
SO THIS GUY**and a hydrogen molecule are walking down the street, and the guy says “I love my girlfriend.” The hydrogen molecule asks “Are you sure?” and the guy says “Yeah, I’m positive!”
LITTLE BIRD**I love you very much. Happy Valentine’s Day. Can I get my BJ now? -Your Daddy.
TO MY HAWAIIAN STALLION **Thank you for five years of love and friendship. I’m looking forward to a lifetime of more. Who would have thought I could tame the stallion? Yours Truly, A.
GILES MY FRIEND**Until you came into my life I thought that love had lost its way. I cherish your charm, your wit, your wisdom and your company. Will you be mine? Your Secret Valentine
MY PRECIOUS PUMPKIN**I’m looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you. You make me laugh, you make me scared, you make me happy. I love you with all of my heart and soul. Love you forever, Poopy
HI QTPI**You are so sweet and cute and vidunderling!!! I love you so much my heart could vomit. Please be my valentine! Ridiculously…
MOM**I love it when you read and I lay on your chest and snuggle your neck. I will be your best boy always. You’re the best! Henry Hound
PUKKA**This is only the beginning to something very beautiful. Lately you’ve been so heavy on my mind. Is it too early to tell you “I Love You”… – Garu
JULIET**India lima-oscar-victory-echo yankee-oscar-uniform. AKA charlie-romeo-uniform-november-charlie-hotel. Charlie
**GOLDEN TICKET****To qualify for your romantic dinner, be the first to call your sweetheart and mention the winning code: 02141990** GOLDEN TICKET **
THE DISTAFF WAITSTAFF**at the Alibi Room- bawdy, beautiful, brainy, and altogether ultra-desirable… Lustily yours and with love- Partner 125
TO MY SWEET CHYNNA GIRL **You make me so proud of you even when you screw up. Please know that you are good and always loved. Kisses and love, Momma
ANTH**You are a great husband and father to Raine. I love you with all my heart and love that I am going to spend the rest of my life with you.
RC**Can I express how much I love you in 30 words or less? Nope. I will however make our first Valentines Day together, one to always remember. Love, JW
MUSCLEBEAR!**My baby I love you so much! Please don’t ever forget how much you mean to me. I love you more than I can say. I’m glad to be your partner and wife. ~Cutie Patootie Sweetie Pie
CURLIEB**You rekindled flames of a fire whose heat frightens me still. But, I burn for that spark each and every day.
J**I miss you lots. You are just like me – fun, creative, girly, and completely insane! Maybe we will be together again someday. I still owe you a lobotomy. I love you doll. ~C
M**I’m glad we met. You are amazing. I love every minute I get to spend with you. I’m definitely twitterpated over you. ~ frostine
MY SWEET GIRL!**I am SO into you! And I need you so much closer, sadface… can’t wait to be sweet, naked and durty with you again my sweet love!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, MARIA! **James
C & H PURE CANE SUGAR**Y’all are the best room mates a girl could ask for. Happy V-Day! J.
ASSHOLE**I love you whether you like it or not.
MAE MAE**Thanx 4 being the best friend ever and for sharing a brain with me! I love you! Happy V-Day! J.
LYN**There’s no one else like you! You bring something unique and special to my life. Without you there’s no me. I’ve dreamed of this before. In my dreams I couldn’t love you more. All I need is you my Valentine. Brandon
BLUESGIRL676**Hey do you know you have my heart? Dinner, dancing, beer? Love a little black cat
TO JENN**Happy Valentines. I hope this gets me laid. Tommy
PIERRE, MON CHERI**Happy Valentine’s Day Baby! I love you and the kids more than anything. Mmmm…. that’s right… all the time, all the time! Giggity giggity. Smooches
JOE, MY SWEET LOVER BOY **MARRY ME. We will show everyone how it’s done. MARRY ME, as no one else will ever do. You are my heart. Love always, Janna
~JHF~**I want to sit in a blue-walled room in Vero Beach and watch the Dodgers with the 2054 world series with you. You are my everything. Love, KRH (& Stinkfest 2000)
YOU OLD SO AND SO**You don’t get it and you ain’t never going to get it: I love you, fool! Hound
TUSH**Let’s keep this up, I’ve never been so happy with someone before. Let’s make it an early night. Meet me in bed. Love,your turkey
TO ALL THE GIRLS I’VE LOVED BEFORE**I’m sorry for the times I was an asshole. And I’m sorry for all the times you were a bitch.
JULIA**Thank you for seven wonderful years of love, friendship and inspiration. Let’s explore the Caribbean together this Fall. Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, Arvid
ETHAN**You were my inspiration, my support and great sex! I loved you endlessly. You are forever painted in my heart. Sorry I couldn’t prove it to you. -kate
HAPPY HEARTS DAY CORN!** Much love to my BFF, and her lovely new Valentine. Here’s to GOOD TIMES on our journeys to come. Love Always, Helena Handbasket
JELLO**Why so green and lonely? Heaven sent you to me. We are accidents waiting waiting to happen. I love you. gf
WEND**Love wont tear us apart again. I’m yours ’til death. Eric
REDMOON**No matter what I say you never forgive me. I’ve finally forgiven myself. One day you’ll understand that I was only asking for forgiveness each time I opened my mouth.
ALWAYS IN MY HEART**Thank you for loving me just the way I am, even if we always end up just friends.
TWINKIE**I love you more than life itself. You are my reason for living; the reason I breath. Love, me
THERE ONCE WAS**a girl who loved ponies and cupcakes and everything. But even more than everything, she loved her gatinho. Except for sleep. She loved sleep just as much.
SLEEPY BOO**Sleepy Boo, I love you so, By my Valentine, For now And forever more -love Punchy
CHANCE**These last two have been the happiest years of my life. I can’t imagine what they would’ve been without you. Ich liebe dich. Nara
HEATHER**My sexy college co-ed, I love you now more than ever. Will you be my valentine?
CAMERON M**The cutest vegan boy in town! I’ve had a crush on you since summertime. We talk sometimes. You rock! Hopefully we’ll become friends and hang out someday. K
POOKY**I love you!!! Sunshine
TO U.S.E. **Thanks for making my days sunny warm and my nights even hotter. You guys are the Bee’s Knees. Love, Seattle
IBO**I miss you, thanks for your lessons on gratitude, we cherish your visit and we will never be the same, hope you are well.
TO SNUGGLETRAY**I have a seven year itch that only you can scratch. Love, Pookie
M2**When we kiss you know it’s you I kiss When we kiss I always start to cry So gentle So gentle It made you strong It made you strong…
M3**Like the first kiss When I die I hope it’s you at my side To whisper you these words finally, quietly, actually I love you. O2
D**shhhhhhh. Dr. Z
HAPPY V-DAY**you crazy sexy thing that took me heart and ate it when I wasn’t lookin’. I love you. So do the ninjas, gnomes, and pirates in my head. You rock my face off. Love David
DAVID B. **I *heart* you. xBx
HEY L. DIGGY**You’re brighter than an urban swimlight. Big love to you! B-rad
I WANT TO GIVE YOU**my dark surprise. VOODOO CHILE
C-BISUIT!!**A second valentine for you, darlin’. After lifetimes apart, we finally found each other again. I can’t wait to cohabitate. I’ll be your hero, if you’ll be my fluffennutter…
HOW DEEP IS**your love? Gee Bee
LET’S DO IT**in the road. P. Ramon
COME TOGETHER**Right now. Over me. W O’Boogie, MD
SHE’S A 21ST**Century Fox! M. Risin
YOU SEXY-SMART**Queer boy! Thanks for that first date, when the vegetarian pork wasn’t, and the gay wasn’t either. Nothing’s been as expected, and everything’s Spectacular. I love you!
ANNIE**Thank you for showering me with your love and attention. Love, the radiator
NATALIE**Will you be my valentine? Your school boy, Duane.
MY SWEET SUGAR BEAR!**You are the most wonderful guy a gal could have…I’ve got to be the luckiest, kissin-est, huggin-est, lovin-est girl! You are my love and always will be. *your sweetie*
DEAR DANNY**Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of, my heart is crushed by a former love. HA HA HA! Now that song’s stuck in your head for-ev-er. Happy Valentine’s Day. Loves, megan
BUNNY**Even though we are so far apart now, CABBIT is still in my heart. Never forget about me! Thinking of you always, I LOVE YOU! – KITTY
FANTASY GIRL**Because even if there were an army of Uruk’hai between us I’d be your Aragorn and save you from the Nasgool. I love you!
DUFF**We talked in the parking lot of the Plaid Pantry one rainy Thursday night. I’ll always remember when basketball season is going to start. Sqweet, sqweet!
GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN HAIR** You are my “nouvelle amie.” Let’s go to another country together. Love, your Secret Admirer
ALLYUNNIEBUBBLESONGRACHT**You traveled the world and traveled straight to my heart. Love Ziggyson
MANKY MONK!**You are my favorite primate. I love grooming and swinging on trees with you. I look forward to years and years of monkey chow with you.;— mink
BETH**You are like Snow White and I want to melt your snowflakes. Iris, three times is just the beginning darling. Love the lusty lush from above.
KAS**I am sorry about what happened 4/2000 that one time we met and I got sick. I’ve often wondered whatever happened to you. I stayed and got better. F
PATSY**I’m sorry for the life threatening moments that I have put you through. I will kill those racoons for you doll. Love is a game. Ruff Ruff, Mooseman
KAYTE B**I wait alone like a stone. With my heart on my sleeve, do you still believe? A motor built for two awaits. The keys you keep are most dear. When you’re ready, I’ll be your huckleberry. Love, Gunn.
SM**I still see your soulful, credulous eyes. I may always. Smile a little for me, a little. PG
D**I MFLYB. -K
MUSTARD**You look like a dinosaur -K
WHY DID IT**take us 28 years to figure this out? Bring over some motley crue and a bottle of whiskey tonight and well make up for lost time.
ON THE BEACH@becoming unlawfully wedded wives, the horse delivering us into the shoreline only later to be delivered again by your tongue. I love you schmoogie!
EVANS!**You love Buddy Dog and I love you! Eres la mujer mas bella que he conocido en toda mi vida. Te adoro y te amo muchisimo!
JASON**I love you!!Its been 8 short glorious years of loving and learning, Thanks for hanging on for the ride.EJB
BEATIN AND BEATIN**til’ we got bored…then gretchen grabbed an electrical chord” HUYA! Love Dawndra
TRIXIE**When I told you in my sleep to suck my thumb I don’t know what I was dreaming, but when I stroke myself, as in my greatest times of need, I dream of your caress even still. Happy anniversary–seven years (and counting) of real-life dreaming, a dream so always-real I hope it never ends. jojo
FELLAS**I’m ready to get up and do mah thing. Movin it doin it. JB
SARAH**You know I love your every last ounce of being, right? So lose the twit already. For God’s sake! Can’t say I didn’t try. –me
TO BUSTER**Happy Valentine’s Day! Welcome to the Family! Love, Googlie
EDDY**I love you baby! I’m the luckiest guy in the world! Love, Marty
LIL’ NINJA**What a ride, huh? I love you more than anyone I’ve ever met. We click, we fight, we try and work it out. We Will. Love Always, B.
I LOVE MY**professional uncontrollable man.
JEFFERY**You are one sexy stud. I’m sorry I won’t be here Valentines day, but be prepared for some hot make out action when I get back. P.S. I’m not wearing anything. XOXO Dustin
CAKESFACE**Happy Valentines Day! I love you and love spending every day with you….let’s keep the fun (and other things) coming. Love Babycakes
OH YOW!**You have been assaulting my poor flower with your business for 18 months! OH YOW! You should let me plunge into your wrinkly doughnut sometime. Yow, I’m sure lucky to have such a sexy lady all wrapped up in the body of a big ranger-man named Jason! I love you!!! Malia
MEGAN S.!**Each week I get tummy tinglies from your magical prose. You are amazing and I have a crush on you -Be my valentine! XO … ALAN H.
FOR MY BUTT-BROTHER MICHAEL **“Pfhoooop!!” is the closest I’ll get to having gay sex. Thank you for enlightening me, but I think I’ll pass for now. Now if I could only work on my queef… *clench*, your Ass-Sister Malia.
MINJITSU**In a sea of clouds, chasing the sunset, a simple glance, into eternity seems, not to distant — Brian
THE CATCH**Just seeing you girls at the practice spot makes having to walk past those sad metal guys at the end of the hall somewhat bearable.
LJ. **The worst part about being a secret admirer is when I am not that secret at all. Anyway, you are my favorite part of any day.
OH, I COULD**write a song about the way you say good-night… I’m absolutely cuckoo for you. Love, k
AMANDA**I love you have a great valentines day baby.
TO TONI AND ZOE**My love every day We are together In many a way. My love is strong My feelings true Here comes the Sun Be not blue !! Mark
THAN**You make every day something special. I’m looking forward to more sunny days and butterflies with you! ~Windy
I WANT TO GIVE**you my dark surprise. VOODOO CHILD
PK**You are the best thing that has ever happened to me! It’s a thrill and an honor to spend my life with you, and my admiration for you only continues to grow. Love with all my heart, NL
JANEECE**I love you way more than even Preston! -Ken
**JENNIEY****I love you super star! You’re the sexiest best friend a girl could have…**jillian**
BABY**I’ll spread my eagle for your cock anyday. Ruff, ruff.
CINECULTIST NYC**It’s been 3 years and Seattle still ain’t the same place without you. Keep fighting the good fight, PraterGirl! Let’s travel again soon! Love, Raymond the Goulash Man
SWEET THING**I love your mind, your spirit, and your tits. Keep dreamin’ you thang sugarnards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE!** Someday this infamous “awesome problem” will work out for the both of us. Until then, TFFL, motherfuckers! Hearts, mega.
DEAREST MABRY**Thanks to you I am no longer disillusioned in Seattle. I hope you have a most excellent Valentine’s Day. A big fan.
TO ADAM**I hope you don’t mind iIput into words, how wonderful life is, now that you’re in the world. All yours, chris
YULIA & NATASHA**Russian girls are the coolest. You should let us Seattle dorks/nerds RAWK YER WORLDS! A&A
DEAR 4730 KIDS**Thank you for making my Seattle experience. It’s been a fun ride so far. Happy Valentines Day -The oldest roomie.
CONNER**You take my breath away. Estoy siempre junto a ti.
HEY YOU**I really like you. Me.
MATTEO G. **You are nice. Let’s eat more things and look at more stuff together. Now go to sleep! Love Maggie of the North aka HoneyBear
HAY UNA MONEDA**de diez centavos por docena….Entonces hay uno en millon….Pero, Bella, usted esta una vez en un curso de la vida! TE AMO ARE BELLA! TE AMO PARA LA VIDA! -su Bella con los ojos azules
STEPHANIE MY LOVE(R)**I need 2 spend the rest of all time with U! Giving U all that I am/ have/can! 4Ever thine, Timothy :o)
KIND AND BEAUTIFUL**Celeste C. ,I can’t stop thinking about you , damn it! Darryl W., with the black mail box.
DEAREST LUSCIOUS**Jeeze, whoever thought we’d each get it together and have our paths cross up here? You’re the one for me, kid. I love you forever. Mr. Stinkypants.
BEEGS**Please be my silly little kitten for always. I love you so much! Boobtouches, Meegs
DEAR SHANNON**You are sexy and fun to be with. Me and my man meat have had a great year with you! Happy Valentine’s day and I love you. Extreme AG 3.2
JULY CRUSH**You come, I go, We drift, down low. I yawn, you grin, I let you in, you in you in, you win… Ever and Always Moot Nada.
E**You’re everything that matters, I love you, CN
EVERY TIME THAT**I see your face, it’s like cool cool water runnin’ down my back….CN
DANNY**If you wear your peek-a-boo underpants, I’ll be your Valentine. Love, your Wittle Wuv Kitten.
COLLEEN DA BEEEEN**In Olympia. I love Colleen. In Boston. I love Colleen. She is not mean. She is supreme. And that’s why I love Colleen Ms. Bean. I’m glad yr here + I can hold yr soft hands + also I like eating donuts with you.
I LOVE MY MR. B!**All the bunches in the universe…and more bunches too!
KRR**You still make my world a brighter place, I can always dream. Thanks for being there for me.
BEK**Too bad you pulled trust out of our equation. You still hold a place in my heart, I miss the past. HOT MOMMA
RECCA**I know I don’t always show it, but I love you. You are the best friend I could ever ask for. My son has the best mother in the world. Thank you.
ANGELOL** …in circles again looking for a comfy fit. Home is nice, thank you. I missed you. Yours in honey kisses, soft wet hugs, and vanilla sex with cherries inside, XoXoX your ever lovin’ pussycat:.
MARYK**Over a year and you have not killed me!!! You must love me as much as I love you. Hugs and kisses for you my sweet valentine. YOU truly are the only one for ME. EricB
NOVA**I can’t wait to see you again… you’re very special to me, and I want you to know that I really love you…I’ll see you soon! Love, Kari
EBONY**Dilly Dilly our love is silly. It will last forever, really. Even though I m not that frilly, I your girl you dirty rascal -Ivory
I LOVE YOU**Tiffin. You are the center of my world. I can’t wait to fuck you in Paris!
I LOVE YOU**TIFFANY ALISE!!!! LOVE, YOUR BABY FOREVER.
BEE**I sing you in my songs and dance with you in my heart. Your music is the soundtrack to my dreams. Let’s make hot buttered beats together! Love, V
MONKEY**Your the hottest lil’ zipnut in town. Your sensuous touch has turned me on for years, now it’s taking the world by storm. Ready, set, go! Luv, GRAVY
SARA**You’ve got my goat. I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day. Damien.
TO MY LIVING DEAD GIRL**I could just kiss you to death! Happy Valentine’s Day from your techno man.
NICK**I thought about it a relationship with you. Not Marc, he s a joke, my minuteman. If the offer still stands to be together. You know where to find me.
SARA**I’m so glad you are in my life. This last year has been an amazing journey of self-discovery, and I am thrilled that you are part of it. You rock my socks AND curl my toes. I love you. -Meredith
COCONUT LOTION**minty lips, ghosty eyes and Canada trips. A wonderful life in a lime-green castle, three, furry girls and cat litter hassle. My sweet valentine, family paws–never rough. Thank you for almost 6 years of Good Stuff.
UW’S SEXIEST**MATH MAJOR. Who else sends me text msgs about the BIGGEST POO EVER MADE? I’ve been so bad, you’d better keep me after class and teach me a lesson about the cohomology of knot spaces. Eventually, J-Tro
R**Still blessed! Best friend, lover, partner, companionÉ all rolled into one? How’d I get so lucky? Has it been 12 years already? Either way, lucky me. — Your Emergency Contact
KEEBS**Miss ya. Happy V-Day MMM
ROSE**It’s been six months and your the greatest thing to happen to me yet. I hope we have lots of great times especially in Vancouver where we’ll be when this paper comes out.
JAKE CELL**You really got a hold on me…
DEAR LITTLE LEGS**You are my most precioussveet bean & in time I hope to be your babooshky again. Let’s start over. I love you x 8 billion. -c
OH SUZANNY**with the great big fanny, Won’t you be my Valentine? Just keepin’ the romance alive with all my purty talk. Love you soap ad! Bee
ANTONIO**I love you so much! Sugie, you were the best Christmas present I ever got! Can you believe we’ve been together 10 years?! Thank you for being my husband. Love, Sandy
AMANDA**My innocent and sexy wife, you thrill me everyday. I will love you forever, Mark.
HEY THERE**Big Papa Ron. So far so good eh? You’re my shining star! I spy a fun time in the future, not a series of unfortunate events!
STEVE KNIGHT**The sexiest man in blue jeans EVAH. Good to see you’re back. Good to see your front, too. I’ll be watching.
I LOVE YOU**in the morning, and in the afternoon I love you in the evening and underneath the moon. Happy Valentines Day To Black Fox, Love Amazon
ICEMAN**Thru a give and a take, you’ll find your way back your friends miss you…..
CARE-BEAR**I love you for everything you are and everything you aspire to be. Don’t worry soupy, it will always be you, me,& allie in the tree! Dave
SUPER SEXY SUNDAY** Wednesday Group ON Sunday, you are ALL loved and missed. How I long for frisbee in the street!
ADVENTURES OF OUR!** Whether Nestled together or making trouble Doing it with you is better. Really one person, just double. Experiencing this silly ride, Walking together side by side.
LOOK BABEH**at how cheap I am! A freebie personal ad, R U proud of me? 1,095,840 minutes?? Let’s make it a lifetime!
PROJECTIONTUBE**I paid hom-age to the owls again, and this time they brought us to a new level of awareness. Let’s stay here this time (on the same side). I LOVE YOU.
“SEAN(NY) ARE YOU**queer?” Happy V-day to the Hill’s favorite metrosexual(?) Love…
“DESIRE IS NEVER**far removed from the art impulse.” Well, neither is Ms. Spears. Happy V-day to all my fabulous friends. xo, Mr. Emotional crash course in heartbreak.
CYBELLE!**Your King awaits. There is much to create and explore. Stay patient. “In love” is right around the corner. Love & Light, Funklove…
HEY HOLLY**I love you. You’re my soul mate, remember? Think about it. Kevin
TO IS**Your secretary is always ready to take dictation. Happy Valentine’s Day, lover.
KATRINA L. **My Kitty Kat rules the known universe surrounding me and basks her glow on all to see… I love you incredibly, unbelievably, you are everything to me!!! Always know that… Love C.
BECCA**Yr like Volcano Juice on a Cadillac Escalade Bananas floating in Seawater, inexpensively sleeping atop trees with fun. This is if your ½, that s pretty grand. Love, Taylor.
CARLY**Thank you for the BEST three years. You are the best buddy in the world. I love you so much. See you at home… Kevin
4 YEARS AGO**I watched you dance believing you to be an unreal vision of unattainable beauty. Suddenly you were real and next to me. Now you are my everything. Love Chris.
I LOVE YOU ERIC**Love, Lexi.
HEY BOOBOO BEAR**Valentine greetings from Mama Bear and Baby Bear. Now where’s my mocha?!
SNUFFY!**If you read this on Vday I’ll probably be buying you your english “smokes.” HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY! hearts, the sheepie girl
BE MY VALENTINE**Melanie! Honey you’re a prize and I’m a catch and together we’re a perfect match. Chicago, Seattle or Orlando soon we’ll be together-o. Heart-Brian
MELISSA**You are the best. Happy Valentine’s Day dear. Love, TJ.
MEGAN**Three years, two cats and one house. What’s next? Wedding day, 8/21! Love, your Bunnycat.
YOU ARE LOVED, DEREK** Always, your Brown Eyed Girl”
ADAM**I love you! YEAAAA-AAAAAAAAYYYY! I love being your new roommate! Happy birthday, you’re 30! Krista
JDA**“You are my everything.” I love you infinity x’s infinity to the infinity power. I can’t wait to grow old with you.
MRF**You’re a midwestern control freak who likes toilet humor and hot dogs and I waited for you my entire life. I love you and your wicked bedroom ways! MMB
LOVESLUG**It’s never too late to be a slave-4-U
AUTICIA**Even though we’re both married to men now, we’ll always have Paris and our first marriage which was never legal anyways. I love you and your damn cats! Bee
TO MS. EFFLORESCENT**Happy Valentine’s Day! You don’t need a boyfriend to celebrate, just borrow one of mine. I’ll send you valentines until some guy gets lucky! From Mrs. Beemarika
DERODIDYMUS**You came into my life and fucked it up, but I’m still the only one in the world who thinks you’re funny. You’ll never see me naked. -The Gymnophobe