The Final Frontier: Frontier Bank fails and is closed by regulators Friday; will become Union Bank on Monday.

Sure to get coveted oily shorebird vote next election: Obama to visit Louisiana Gulf Coast on Sunday to check out area affected by oil spill.

Maver-ick: Palin e-mail hacker found guilty; could face 20 years when sentenced.

And then there were ten: SPD Police Chief finalist from Iowa withdraws from consideration.

For once, not a Mormon missionary bugging you on Saturday morning: Door-to-door census workers start today to count slackers that didn't mail in their forms already.

Fashion Police: Belgium lawmakers approve bill to ban burqas and other Islamic garb that complete covers the face; estimates say that less than 400 Belgian Muslims actually wear them.

It's not the bomb, it's the owner: Bomb at mosque in Somalia kills 32 people, many with ties to Al Shabaab insurgency.

But still no cure for being Tea Party member: Successful clinical trial for drug to fight Fragile X syndrome seen as good sign in autism and mental retardation treatment.

R.I.P.: Beloved eccentric Pike Place Market employee dies at age 69.

The hurt music locker: Apple-owned Lala music service to be shut down May 31.

And finally, I am compelled to give you this Jonathan Coulton song in honor of today, even though it's decidedly non-springlike here at Casa Intern. Warning: naughty words.