Next week's big story: Car bomb discovered in New York City's Times Square on Saturday night; no explosions, no injuries, no deaths, no idea who's responsible.

Don't remove those FEMA trailers just yet: Interior Secretary Salazar says Gulf oil spill may be worse than Valdez.

Or maybe it was a REALLY long line for SEAF: May Day immigration rally in Seattle draws thousands of participants.

Not the shrooms you're looking for: New deadly-to-humans fungus has spread from British Columbia to Washington and killed five people.

Don't quit your day job: President Obama has better timing and is deemed funnier than Jay Leno at annual White House Correspondents dinner.

Just say no to drugs: More than 40 over-the-counter medicines for children containing Motrin and Tylenol being recalled.

Then they get taken over by Citibank in a few months anyway: Greece agrees to IMF and EU bailout worth up to $160 billion.

It's God's punishment for country music: Severe floods in Tennessee kill at least five people.

Sugar vs. Corn: Hunt's ketchup, Gatorade and other products to replace high fructose corn syrup with sugar due to public complaints; Corn Refiners Association to fight back with PR campaign.

Since lungs are the only thing still working in Detroit: Michigan becomes 38th state with a ban on smoking in public places.

Department of Pubic Health: California considers requiring condom usage in porn films.

The force is strong with this one: Bret Michaels now conscious, talking, and apparently too tough to let a little thing like a brain hemorrhage kill him.