Keeping up with the Loughners: A few weeks ago, they never would have expected a call from the Kaczynskis.

Remember when the Supreme Court removed restrictions on corporate campaign contributions? It’s a reality now, and guess who’s benefiting. Hint: It's not the socialists.

Meanwhile Obama wants friendlier relations with business: He asked GE's Jeffrey Immelt to lead a business advisory board to kick-start the economy.

Dutch psychiatric hospital scandal: Whatever happened to good old-fashioned electroshock therapy? Less effective than tethering teenage patients to the wall, perhaps.

Insert irreverent headline here: Seattle company Jones Soda teams up with the Onion.

Can someone please lend the money to make the Oh Boy! Oberto Arena happen? KeyArena to change names.

The first one was just a test drive: Alleged car jacker in Kent must have discriminating taste. He's suspected of committing two car jackings in less than 45 minutes.

A victory for civil liberties
: Local activist, Phil Mocek, acquitted of charges for refusing to show i.d. at New Mexico airport.

OMG cancel your plans: Twilight Convention this weekend at the Westin. Don't get too excited—there won't be any Bella or Edward sightings just boat loads of teens, some of them delusional, and the occasional creepy adult fan.

More bad news for Four Loko drinkers: Blamed for fueling assault in West Seattle.

If Four Loko is the crystal meth of malt beverages, then Nestle Alpine White must be the heroin of chocolate bars. As evidenced in this 1989 commercial.