Alright North Korea, You Can Calm Down Now: Or else Barack Obama is going to increase the United States' military presence in Asia.

But if Kim Jong-Un Really Wanted to Scare Americans: He would just need to get a few of these newly discovered Sri Lankan tarantulas.

And While We're on the Topic of Countries the US Doesn't Want to Have Nukes: The final day of nuclear negotiations with Iran is happening right now. Reports say they are going nowhere.

A Tale of Two Budgets: The Washington State budget passed through the Senate last night with the support of 21 Republicans and nine Democrats. Meanwhile, President Obama's budget proposal (to be officially revealed in October) was preemptively dismissed by Mr. John Boehner and the GOP.

Federal Way Walmart Employee Finds Envelope Full of Cash: $20,000 in cash, which the noble minimum-wage worker voluntarily returned to its owner. Walmart awarded him a plaque honoring his integrity, but what this guy really deserves is a better job. (Who carries $20,000 in cash anyway?)

And While We're on the Topic of Companies Not Paying Their Workers Enough: Hundreds of fast-food workers staged a strike in New York City demanding a living wage. Minimum wage in NYC is $7.25.

Spencer Haywood to Enter Hall of Fame: Making him one of two ex-Sonics to receive the honor this year.

Suspected Drunk Driver Makes a U-Turn on Highway 520: He then slammed head-on into another vehicle. The 58-year-old woman in the other car died, while the suspected U-turning drunk driver is alive and being charged with vehicular homicide.

A Journalist in the UK Attempts to Live Like the Homeless: He died several days later. The suspected culprits range from hypothermia to murder.