News Oct 7, 2016 at 9:15 am

Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Causes Catastrophe At Veterinary Clinic

Callan Berry
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1
The best part of my Friday morning is reading one of these comics.
Knat on October 7, 2016 at 9:39 AM Report this
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I figured the police shot the cat as a matter of course.
Mahtli69 on October 7, 2016 at 9:48 AM Report this
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Love your work, look forward to it every week!

But what happened to the poor cat?
Seattle Transplnt on October 7, 2016 at 10:52 AM Report this
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My favorite bit this week is where the cat stealthily walks off, going "cat cat" with its feet. That is EXACTLY how cats walk (well, it's how my cat walks).
originalcinner on October 7, 2016 at 11:08 AM Report this
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@2 No, the cat just got an SPD business card.
stirwise on October 7, 2016 at 11:36 AM Report this
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I have seen this behavior and worse while working at an animal shelter.

As always, love the posters. The "cat cat" steps really took this one over the top.
LGBTQWTF on October 7, 2016 at 1:05 PM Report this
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The cat presumably catted back to its owner and is hopefully catting around happily at home.
seatackled on October 7, 2016 at 1:28 PM Report this
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I'm guessing the cat was black so therefore was immediately shot for "resisting arrest"...
You Look Like I Need A Drink! on October 7, 2016 at 2:49 PM Report this
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Callan, your background details are always on point, but they are especially excellent today. And yes, let it be decreed: birds are terrible pets in every regard. I was so glad when my little brother's stupid finches finally bit it.

Also, we had a parakeet for a while, and one day we came home to the bird dead, with a tiny aquatic crab from our aquarium - which was literally on the opposite corner of the living room, a good 20 feet away at least - on the bottom of the cage. Truly one of the great mysteries of our time.
cincodenada on October 7, 2016 at 3:09 PM Report this
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I have not slept since I read this because I must know WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING CAT!!?!?!?!
sin nombre on October 8, 2016 at 9:22 AM Report this
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This is definitely one of my all-time faves: "Just replace any birds," "Pitbull sez I wanna die," the employee with the smooshed-in face continuing to talk with a hand in her face, the cat being totally unphased and taking the time for some good anal hygiene (for cats)? It's all perfect.

As for those wondering what happened to the cat, I'm pretty sure it got a very clean butt and then took a nap until its owner showed up.
dcp123 on October 14, 2016 at 1:38 PM Report this

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