News Jan 23, 2026 at 12:44 pm

But My Sister in Law Says It’s Not Astrologically Compatible with the 1 Line

If only Down Constantine consulted the heavens, he would've glimpsed the fault in their stars. Courtesy Sound Transit

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1

Astrology aside, I predict there will be a tragic sinking at some point in the next few years when they realize should have closed the bridge because of a storm.

2

Sadly, this will likely be the most accurate prediction for anything related to sound transit (all it’s missing is bad with money).

3

I predict that at some point I will get on the wrong train and wind up on Mercer Island instead of at the airport.

4

As an Aries Sun, Cancer Moon, I am all for this unholy union- I think I'll be spending my birthday (March 28th) making a little trip over to Bellevue Square <- Working that 90 degree "Square" aspect.

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This will allow for the more efficient and environmentally friendly export of Jump Start, Sales, and Property Tax revenue out of Seattle.

Every one of those commuters from their former Seattle offices, to the their new Bellevue offices, takes Jump Start and other taxes with them.

How will Katie pay for her progressive utopia now?

How will the normally pro-transit Stranger come down on this Seattle revenue stealing transit infrastructure? Calling the The Stranger Election Control Board.

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It sure was bad when The Stranger endorsed Tim Eyman's Initiative 776 in 2002 explicitly because it was designed to de-fund light rail and prevent the project from ever being built. Thank goodness The Stranger's preferred outcome didn't happen and light rail moved forward!

https://www.thestranger.com/pullout/2002/10/31/12454/more-endorsements


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