Havin fun!
Havin’ fun! Lester Black

A few hours ago, I was in a large conference room in the governorโ€™s office watching Jay Inslee sign about 40 bills into law. It was one of those government rooms with an impossibly long boardroom table in the middle that felt like it could be where the governor calls an emergency cabinet meeting after an earthquake. Wood chairs upholstered with leather lined the walls. It was super legit. Until I saw what was on the walls.

Hanging in frames surrounding the entire room were amateur photos of Mount Rainier, Puget Sound, and canyons in Eastern Washington. Who could be responsible for these amateur landscapes? Between swipes of Insleeโ€™s bill-signing pen I walked over to the frames and looked at the credit. There, to my surprise, I saw our governorโ€™s name.

Jay Inslee, our stateโ€™s basketball-coach-in-chief, the climate change presidential candidate, the guy who might take down Trump once and for all, is framing his own photos of wildflowers and putting them on the walls of government. Jaaaaay, that’s cute!!

He calls this one A Feathery Framed Rainier
He calls this one “A Feathery Framed Rainier” Lester Black

One of Insleeโ€™s aides struck up a conversation when she saw me looking at a photo of six blurry feathers and a distant Mount Rainier. โ€œOh, youโ€™re admiring the governorโ€™s photos. Have you seen his paintings yet? Heโ€™s surprisingly artistic.โ€

She was right, Inslee paints as well.

This collection of wildflower photos seemed the most technically strong of his photo portfolio.. The governor did not pay for the no-glare frame glass.
This collection of wildflower photos seemed the most technically strong of his photo portfolio. The governor did not pay for the no-glare frame glass. Lester Black.
Studies have shown that 95 percent of people that take the Edmonds ferry take this exact same photo.
Studies have shown that 95 percent of people that take the Edmonds ferry take this exact same photo. Lester Black
Inslee sitting down to sign bills while maintaining a good view of his own photos.
Inslee sitting down to sign bills while maintaining a good view of his own photos. Lester Black

Lester Black is a former staff writer for The Stranger, where he wrote about Seattle news, cannabis, and beer. He is sometimes sober.