In late September or early October, Mars Hillโ€”the hipster yet ultraconservative churchโ€”fired one pastor and put another on probation.

In a letter to church members, Pastor Mark Driscollโ€”one of the cofounders of the churchโ€”referenced the churchโ€™s recent rewriting of its bylaws, and stated that the two men, โ€œcuriously were among the least administratively gifted for that task, and chose to fight in a sinful manner in an effort to defend their power and retain legal control of the entire church.โ€

Pastor Paul Petry, who preached at Ballard, was fired, while Bent Meyer, who preaches at the Shoreline location, was put on probation. The dramatic move caused quite a stir at Mars Hill, and members of the church aired their grievances in a long and lively thread on the churchโ€™s private online message board.

Things got even uglier in a September 30 sermon, when Driscollโ€”whoโ€™s been the face of the church since it was first established in 1996โ€”stated, sternly referencing the two dissidents, that โ€œThere are a few guys right now, if I wasnโ€™t going to end up on CNN, I would go Old Testament on โ€™em. Thereโ€™s no, like, attorneys and blogging, just like I punched you in the mouth, now shut up. Thatโ€™s clean; itโ€™s simple.โ€

According to one former Mars Hill member, there are people rescinding their memberships because of the decision. Mars Hill currently has five locationsโ€”in Ballard, Shoreline, West Seattle, Redmond, and Wedgwood, with a new site replacing the Tabella Nightclub in Belltown on the wayโ€”and around 24 pastors.

Neither Petry nor Meyer would comment.

Jonah Spangenthal-Lee: Proving you wrong since 1983.