Bertha is crowning. Again. On the Lord’s Day of April 4, 2017, in Vladimir Putin’s United States of Ketchup Steaks, the $80 million tunnel boring machine is expected to finally breach its glorious end-pit.

The Washington Department of Transportation will conveniently provide a live stream. We’re told we should tune into Berthacam at 8 am. Grab a coffee and be ready to watch with us:

UPDATE, 10:15: There’s a lot of dust.

UPDATE, 11:20:

UPDATE, 11:27: Bertha broke through.

Sydney Brownstone writes about the environment, sexual assault, and general news for The Stranger. In 2017, her boss and Pulitzer winner Eli Sanders nominated her coverage of Seattle porn scammer Matt...