Up Shit’s Creek: An investigation by Seattle Public Utilities has confirmed human fecal contamination of Thornton Creek, Victory Heights Blog reports. Next week, the SPU scientist behind the study will hold a community meeting in northeast Seattle to discuss. The source of the shit has yet to be determined.

Alleged Kidsnatcher in White Center: After a parent fought off a tall, skinny man who tried to abduct her three-year-old child, police say the same suspect may have tried to enter the room of a one-year-old child, White Center Blog reports.

Bodacious Bird Blogger Gets His Props: Not that it really matters, but I’ve been linking to Union Bay Watch’s photoblogging of a bald eagle family since I first started these news roundups. So it’s cool to see Larry Hubbell, the dude behind the blog, get a front-page splash in the Seattle Times. Via Montlaker.

Fuck Yeah, Honkfest! A festival of street bandsโ€””part of a global renaissance of community street band culture providing music by the people for the people”โ€”called Honk!fest goes down this weekend. WalleyHood has the details.

Do You “Hoot for the Hood?” This entails meeting penguins and exploring a bamboo forest reserve, apparently, at Woodland Park Zoo. The event is tonight, Phinneywood reports.

Removing Gang Shrines: A Rainier Valley Post reader complains that Seattle police aren’t removing “so-called memorials” in the street to deceased gang members. A few days after her post, neighbors got rid of the shrine. That’s some dehumanizing bullshit.

Keira Knightley Filming Movie in Seattle: A poor man’s Natalie Portman (thanks, Callan) has been spotted in Madison Park, making a movie about “a woman stuck in permanent adolescence [who] lies to her fiancรฉ about going on a retreat and spends the time hanging out with friends instead.” Sounds riveting.