Today Is “Completely Predictable” Day: Several Republican-controlled states may leave millions out of Medicaid, taking advantage of a facet of the recent Supreme Court ruling.
Wondering Why You Couldn’t Watch Netflix Last Night?: Amazon servers crashed, causing outages on Netflix, Instagram, Pinterest, and others.
That’s Preposterous!: Nearly half of voters believe Republicans are intentionally sabotaging the economy to cost Obama reelection.
Covering for a Child Molester?: CNN speculates that a newly discovered email correspondence confirms that Penn State higher-ups knew about and covered for coach Jerry Sandusky’s sexual abuse of children.
I’m Tired of Humanity: A 7-year-old Chicago girl was gunned down in front of her house while selling lemonade this week.
I Thought This Happened Five Years Ago: Google’s Gmail has beaten Hotmail to become the most used email service in the world.
WEEEEEEE!: The Ferris wheel on the pier opened yesterday, and you can drink on it!
One Hundred March Against Pepper Spray: A sizable march through Capitol Hill yesterday protested the pepper spraying of a man over Pride weekend, an incident Seattle Police have been unfortunately uncooperative about.
That’s Bold: Someone stole the lights and plates off a police van, right next to Tukwila police headquarters.
Glad That’s Possible: A “minor stabbing” took place near Seattle University yesterday afternoon.
Norwegian Customs Problems: Snoop Dogg was detained and fined for bringing a bag of pot and a grip of cash into Norway yesterday.
Whatever, Smoke Weed Everyday: Marijuana is now the most popular drug in the world.
No Shit: A new study has ranked George W. Bush among the worst presidents in US history.
For everyone complaining about the weather in Seattle, just be glad you don’t live in Richmond, Virginia: