Canadians Doing Things Right, Part I: The youngest elected official in Vancouver’s history is moving to change the city’s park bathrooms to unisex because “the model of separate menโ€™s and ladiesโ€™ rooms doesnโ€™t suit many in the transgender and gender-variant communities.”

Canadians Doing Things Right, Part II: Quebec will cede 300 hectares of land back to the Mohawks, an indigenous group. Some small-town mayors are upset, and one even called the area “our territory.” “Observers noted the irony of a non-aboriginal politician complaining about losing land to an aboriginal reserve.”

Happy Mother’s Day, Part I: A Sea-Tac woman says some asshole broke in and stole the pink heart-shaped object with her mother’s ashes inside.

Happy Mother’s Day, Part II: Get hip to the origins of Mother’s Day, y’all.

Today in the Surveillance State, Part I: The FBI and Department of Justice don’t bother with search warrants when they want to rummage through Americans’ “e-mails, Facebook chats, Twitter direct messages, and other private files,” documents obtained by the ACLU show.

Today in the Surveillance State, Part II: I’m all for immigration reform, but not like this. Tucked in the 800-page bill is the innocuously named “photo tool,” a massive new database with photos and information on every American.

As the World Burns, Part I: Writer George Monbiot calls hitting the 400ppm level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere “a moment of significance on the road to idiocy.”

As the World Burns, Part II: Countries the world over are blazing new roads to idiocy as they rush to claim control over the thawing Arctic.

It’s Been a Year Since the Cafe Racer Shooting: The theme of the cafe’s recovery from the tragedy? “Racer love.”

Holy shit. The locust plague is happening: