They’re literally going to stuff the Battery Street Tunnel with the old freeway. Credit: AARON BAGLEY

They’re literally going to stuff the Battery Street Tunnel with the old freeway.

They’re literally going to stuff the Battery Street Tunnel with the old freeway. AARON BAGLEY

When I heard that the Alaskan Way Viaduct was going to be demolished, I immediately yearned for one thing and one thing only: dynamite.

I wanted to see that creaky old raised highway blown up into a million pieces, just like I saw the Kingdome blown up back in 2000. But Laura Newborn, a spokesperson for the Alaskan Way Viaduct Replacement Project, assured me that blowing up the 60-year-old elevated highway was never a possibility.

“We had four different proposals, none of which included dynamite,” Newborn said. “The viaduct is simply too close to structures to be safely taken down [that way]. It needs to be taken down piece by piece, which is how they will do it.”

Lester Black is a former staff writer for The Stranger, where he wrote about Seattle news, cannabis, and beer. He is sometimes sober.