It happens biweekly in Seward Park. Credit: The Stranger
It happens biweekly in Seward Park.
It happens biweekly in Seward Park. The Stranger

On my way to Seward Park’s biweekly Bat Trek naturalist walk, my Lyft driver, an elementary-school teacher driving nights to make up for her salary, reminds me that people found a rabid bat near Green Lake just last week.

“Trump is president and rabid bats,” she says, sighing over the wheel.

“Maybe a rabid bat will take me out before things get worse,” I say.

We both laugh, but as the car pulls in front of the Seward Park Audubon Center, I feel a tingle of excitement. The sun is setting over Lake Washington, painting the sky a dusky pink and tangerine. After the last couple of weeks, the prospect of death by bat feels like something I could look forward to.

Sydney Brownstone writes about the environment, sexual assault, and general news for The Stranger. In 2017, her boss and Pulitzer winner Eli Sanders nominated her coverage of Seattle porn scammer Matt...