She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out? 
A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent?
Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong? 
And more. 
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