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Why do I feel I've been reading the statement, "maybe we can we stop letting the GOP get away with calling itself the party of family values," for the past two decades?
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This is brilliant;
political jiu-jitsu;
you become the party of Family Values by not campaigning as defenders of "family values."; and don't set yourselves up as moral examples or arbiters.
Why has no one thought of this before?
Find a clever name for it Dan, and we'll run with it in the midterms.
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I still maintain Franken got screwed. He was forced to resign over adolescent humor while our president and this asshole governor literally raped women and get to stay in office.
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But then again;
in the same way that Trump's victory says more about Hillary then Trump;
you've got to wonder about the party that keeps losing the Family Values war to these degenerate disgusting hypocrites.
It seems when the GOP goes low the Democrats find a way to go lower...
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True.
But that is the price you pay when you turn your party over to FemiNazis.
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It's just sexual assault, revenge porn, and blackmail--both sides do it, infidels!

The tongue-talking, bug-eyed, hair-pulling, hate-KKKrazed, neo-fascist Evilungelical ChrISIStians must be appeased!!!
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6 children by 4 different women. He was married to only 2 of them.
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Evangelical "christians" knowingly and willingly crawled into bed with the devil. They're definitely no longer christians, if they ever were. They are truly apostates. They are a morally bankrupt cult.
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You donā€™t have to believe in fairy tales to understand that a society is only as strong as the families that hold together to form it. Children who grow up without one of their parents involved are statistically at waaaay higher odds of suicide, depression, drug addiction, criminality. Poverty is more easily avoidable if you wait until youā€™re in a committed relationship to have children. Granted, Christians are the ones who champion the idea of ā€œfamily valuesā€, but take away the religious bullshit and itā€™s still a rock solid practice. Hypocrisy is as old as prostitution and power corrupting men and women is a good reason to remove them from office. Donā€™t throw the baby out with the bath water though. Family values are great values and you donā€™t need Christian guidelines to employ them.
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Very bold reporting
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@Muffy
Just how exactly is the government supposed to support "Family Values"?
Should we make divorce illegal?
Should we force unwed mothers to have abortions?
Should we make it illegal for people to get married until after they complete College?

The fact is there is no way to litigate "Family Values."
The concept is completely meaningless, and nothing more than a cheap stunt to try to get votes.
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@14: You give tax breaks to people who get married, own homes, and have children.

All things that already happen.
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But his IS traditional "family values," and they are being consistent: Dad is the one in power who does whatever he wants while Mom ignores his worst behaviors for the sake of (1) the kids who need a strong role model and to be properly disciplined into maintaining the family values for future generations and (2) herself, because there is no way a woman could get by in this world without a man.

On this view it is okay for men to cheat because it's harmless and meaningless (but cheating women are whores because of biological differences between the sexes) and it is not so bad to assault women (or deny bodily autonomy in any other way) because they are basically all whores need to be kept in line.

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@17. Arenā€™t you deciding who you plan to have children with and when when you have unprotected, birth control free sex with them?

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@Teddy

Actually, married people suffered a tax penalty for quite a long time.
That has been changed in recent years, but it still doesn't give married people a tax break, it just no longer gives them a tax penalty.

Single people without children also own homes, so I don't see how a tax break for homeowners promotes Family Values.

Finally, unmarried people with children get larger tax breaks than married people with children ( like the EIC or head of household filing status),
which is sort of the opposite of promoting Family Values.

Thanks for trying though, that was pretty amusing.

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@1 this only works under a specific definition of what Family Values means. Like, is a Family Values politician someone who lives a "family values" lifestyle, or one who supports "family values" policies? Does one need to be in the lifestyle to support it? Furthermore, it makes a huge assumption about what Family Values means - to Dan, it means fidelity, and lack of kink (remember when he lambasted that pastor who killed himself in some type of scuba suit fetish accident?). "Family Values" politicians have made it pretty clear over those same 20 years that it's code for Abortion, Same-Sex Marriage (against), and a few other things. Sure - you can make them look like hypocrites be redefining what FV means, but that's true for all of us. And why bother, when you can just let them be convicted of an actual crime, rather than just be able to call them a hypocrite?
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@19: Well, you have to keep in mind that the term "Family Values," as noted in this thread, has no actual intrinsic meaning, and is not even tied to a family unit, in popular parlance.

As such, the only thing you can point to are the basic things a "family" unit is traditionally supposed to have/do: stable relationships, home ownership, and creating children.

So the government has decided to incentivize all three. Does not necessarily mean you have to literally have a family living in the house.

I would argue that to most people "family values" involves not breaking the law as well, so the government incentivizes law and order by punishing criminals. Nothing to do with a literal "family," but I think anyone would assume that a "Family Values" party would also be one that is tougher on crime.
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@7: Is that counting the new one revealed in the last couple months? I've lost count of the number of children he has, and which affairs they sprang from.

@11: There's still some hope for Barron, and... does he have a baby sibling? I want to say I saw him making faces to play with a sibling still in swaddling clothes, during the campaign.
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@8

More editing. You crossed the line of satire and revealed your false flag nature.

Too bad. You straddle the line between believable Republican and laughable leftist caricature of one pretty well mostly. Kind of amusing really.

@16

Speaking of laughable leftist caricature....

@ general

I have far more respect for former president Obama as a man, husband and father and even president than the current president. Though politically I have equal disagreement with Obama committed (if well concealed) leftism and Trump self involved opportunism not linked to anything but what he thinks will advance Donald Trump.

Having said all that the judgement of a depraved hedonite attacking religion and family and sexual morality because he's capable of none of them (or iintegrity, common decency, rational perspective and on and on and on) like Mr. Savage is entirely valueless to me. On anything.
At all. That trousered ape could tell me the sky was blue and I'd want a second opinion.

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"You give tax breaks to people who get married, own homes, and have children."


HAHAHA. This is how you tell people have been filling out a 1040EZ their whole lives.

Sure. There are the Child Tax Credit and EIC and Dependent Care Credit. But other than that, not really. It is still in fact generally cheaper ā€” tax wise ā€”to be single and co-habitate.

There used to be a tax penalty for married people that was just recently sort of rectified.

It's also not a tax deduction for "owning" a home it was a deduction for having mortgage interest.

And BTW, Trump just fucked most of the coastal states out of that by limiting the homeowner mortgage-interest deduction and capping SALT deductions. Trump just did that so his vindictive tax code will take money from you out here safe in the Blue States and funnel that money to Billionaires.

I guess you could argue Trump's family values are valuing HIS family with his new estate tax cuts. Though it is surprising he eliminating the deductions on alimony. Considering that saved him a pretty penny.
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I see Seattle Blues has a new sock puppet. How's the imaginary house in Italy, SB?
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#24 When someone uses the phrase "false flag" it's a clear indication that we can completely ignore everything they say.

Here's a clue I'm giving you for free, don't use the phrases "false flag", "crisis actors", "fake news", or "alternative facts" if you want people to to even partially pay attention to what you say.
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@Teddy

"Well, you have to keep in mind that the term "Family Values," as noted in this thread, has no actual intrinsic meaning, and is not even tied to a family unit, in popular parlance."
Not only do I completely agree, but I was the one who originally noted it in post number 14.
"....The concept is completely meaningless, and nothing more than a cheap stunt to try to get votes."
- from post #14

I love how you threw in "Tough on Crime" at the end. Another completely meaningless phrase designed to get votes.

My guess is you did that too made me laugh.
You succeeded.

I can see you're having fun today, and that makes me happy.
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@26

You"re slipping into Germansausage delusional speak and that's not a good thing.

But you never got back to me on car repair, aging pet care and so on. For a guy expert in everything I was really hoping for your help.

At least weigh in on Fiat charging systems, buddy. Sun'll be out soon and I'd really like to sort out that car.

@27

When a guy pretends to be a Republican that clumsily I think we can safely ignore everything he says as well. But hey, thanks for the language lessons buddy.
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@29: Sorry punkin, but your slip is showing.
If only you'd been able to resist that last paragraph in your comment @24, but alas! Your cover is blown SB.
What with you and Period Troll back is business it's like 2009-2010 all over again!
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@30

As you like. If it makes you happy to pretend someone you don't know is someone else you know, it does me no harm.

I'm not generally aware of pop culture but I'm marginally aware of Dan Savage so he must be talked about quite a bit. He can't be a unifying and diplomatic figure from what I've seen. More someone who inspires deep distaste or deep approval depending on one's starting point. Am I wrong about that? Is my distaste unusual?

I gave up slips though. They don't really work under jeans and look pretty silly over them.
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Evangelicals are power-mad nihilists. The ends (more money for them and control over others) justifies the means and that's all there is to it.
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@32: I know right? That whole last paragraph! Depraved hedonist! Attacking religion! Family! Sexual morality! Incapable of common decency!

It's like he was playing his greatest hits.

That, and referring to Dan as "Mr. Savage" and a trousered ape kind of gave him away.
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@33

I'm jealous. I wish my imagination were as severely stunted as yours that I could cast an entire sizeable group of fellow citizens in simplistic generalizations and go about my business satisfied I know all I need about them.

Save an awful lot of getting to know them, finding out how they actually think and all the messy business of not being a bigot.
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I refer to people as Ms. or Mr. out of respect. As I've refereed to every other writer here.

CS. Lewis coined the phrase trousered ape. Not so much in vogue now, he certainly was among the people I grew up around. I still enjoy him. Point is, it's hardly an obscure reference in people of a certain age and background, since it's a very apt way of describing someone who surrendered ego to id.

But again, if playing Clouseau cranks your starter, knock yourself out.
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@36: Uh huh. Nice try, but you slipped up punkin.
Nobody hates on Dan Savage quite the way you do, and it shows.
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Remember when SB time traveled to his "house in Italy?" He posted he was leaving for a flight and then posted he was in Italy less than seven hours later. From Seattle. HAHAHAHA. God that was hilarious.

Yeah. Sorry SB. You are outed yet again. The language and diction of this latest incarnation is dead giveaway. This is what? Your third or fourth sock-puppet? Christ almighty, man. What a desperate freak of a loser life you must have.

HAHAHA. These rightwing cretinous trolls are such sad, transparent morons.

Oh well. Into the Greasemonkey Script you go little sock puppet. Good bye. It was entertaining.

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@38

You making a mistake doesn't actually obligate me to anything, Doc. Except maybe pity.

Nah.

But where's the advice on the Fiat? And the care of an aging dog? Investments? You know literally ecerything about everything. Share the wealth, man. Come on. Be a pal.
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@39: pssst Dr. Z has added you to his block list hun. So I'm afraid your little efforts to annoy him are for naught.
Lo siento!
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@41: LOL Chances are Dr. Z has blocked you in all the kaleidoscope of iterations you've come up with doll face, and ain't nobody here gonna click on that link.
Xoxo
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@42 Is he still replying?

Thatā€™s pretty funny for a guy who swears heā€™s not Seattle Blues to automatically reply to my post when I DIDNT EVEN QUOTE THE COMMENT, NUMBER, OR USER NAME of who I thought was SB.

Thatā€™s why I did that.

See, somehow a supposed new user knew who a decade old user ā€œSeattle Bluesā€ was and which comment I meant.

And he fell for it. Hahaha. What an idiot.

Yeah. I block a lot of the troll accounts.

GreaseMonkey works great for that. Though itā€™s a little buggy.
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You're embarrassing yourself, Doc.
You can't see it but everyone else can.
You're soooo cool....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-E4K1X…
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Republicans... the party of Dennis Hastert!
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@44: Again, my little Period Troll if he's blocked you he can't see you any more than he can see the centetisright.
You remember when people had to click on your comments back in the day to read them and nobody did?
Like that.
Go bond with centet. I'm sure he'll like your videos.
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yes, as we said; he can't but anyone else can...
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Even if it were possible for one party to have policies that are better for all families, that would only suggest that the non-familied ought to support the opposition.

I might like the complainant, though; she actually used the verb LAY properly. I am hopeful that that was deliberate and not a lucky accident.
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Oh well, tossing anything onto this tire-fire may be pointless. But still
using the image to threaten her with blackmail.

Just IS 'blackmail' already.
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Re:42

He got me! Because responding to people directly calling me 'Seattleblues' or 'SB' in agreement is a really clever trap, Skippy.

Idiot.

Like many somewhat intelligent people this Zaius has a vastly over inflated view of himself. These are some of the dumbest people around because they're unable to form accurate assessments of their limits. They're unable to learn since they assume implicitly they already know ecerything. Maybe in a decade or two when he grows up he'll acquire some much needed humility and a saner sense of himself. Not my problem either way.
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@50: Awww you called me Skippy, just like you used to back in the day.

The fact that in your frothing renunciation of Dr. Z you pretty accurately described your own sweet self is truly a gift from the comedy gods.

It's nice to have you back. Xoxo
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@8 - One unconfirmed bastard came out six days ago: the story about the doorman who was paid $30,000 to keep quiet about Trump allegedly fathering a child with his housekeeper. But yes, it is not currently a confirmed bastard.

The other is Tiffany. She was born on October 13, 1993. The Donald then married Marla in December 20, 1993, a few months after Tiffany was born. So while her parents were eventually in wedlock for a time, Tiffany was nevertheless born out of wedlock.

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