America’s foremost bean juice salesman. Credit: JIM BLANCHARD
America’s foremost bean juice salesman.
America’s foremost bean juice salesman. JIM BLANCHARD

Nobody wanted this.

Nobody has wanted this for a long time.

Howard Schultz, Seattle’s most successful bean juice salesman, has been threatening to run for president for years. In 2015, the Seattle Times called rumors of a Schultz presidential bid “a seasonal tradition nearly as predictable as the pumpkin-spice latte.”

At the time, Democratic leadership greeted the possibility of a Schultz campaign with disdain. Here’s what the former head of the state party had to say to the Times: “Nobody has come to me and said… ‘I wish we had a corporate CEO running as a Democrat for president.'”

A week before Schultz put a nickel in his own back and announced his potential presidential ambitions to Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes, the Washington State Democratic Party sent out a two-word command. “Just. Don’t.” They didn’t want Schultz on the top of the Democratic ticket, and they certainly didn’t want him to run as a self-funded independent who will divide the anti-Republican vote and throw the election to Donald Trump.

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com