DOLLY!! I'm a very lucky man to have you as my sweetie. I love you with ALL MY HEART. Capice? Let's you and me get naked this Valentine's Day.... naughty!! Love, The Duke

JEREMY You were the first boy I drove home with at 5 am, the first I kissed, the first I slept with and the first I loved. I love you. You are my happiness. Love, Megan

MY LOVE! Your crazy windy girl is still waiting naked; for you. You said you'd be there in 20. My Love!?

RUB, LICK, NIBBLE, FLICK, STROKE, TEASE You've been a bad laddie! I may have lost my camera New Years, and you may have failed in your proper stroke of midnight ettiquete, but the last three weeks have been amazing! Lucky for me the party in Burien was bad. Just remember to aime forthewall.

PRINCESS Ruff ruff ruff! How do you like it? Ruff ruff ruff! I love you! TOOLBOY

DEAREST STU Like old men and ice cream sundaes, like midgets and cigarettes, there are some things that are just meant for tragic pairing. For as long as you endeavor to turn my clock I will be thrilled to wind yours. Your devoted dance partner, Precious

SHANNP77 It looks as if neither of us are 'all by ourselves' anymore (or at least we don't have to be if we don't want to be). You absolutely rock. You're a great friend. Happy Valentine's day to you and P.

HEY MR. MYSTERY IN THE GREEN BANDANA You: AIS sexxxy boy with a "star" on your sleeve and a million-bajillion dollar smile. Me: Watching you eat Cuppa Noodle with your bare hands and wishing I could think of sumpthin' to say. Kisses, Your secret boyfriend

MY LITTLE SAUCY SUSIE you are the best snotty girlfriend ever. Your snotty naked chef

AUTSY you rock, i totallly miss your sweet asian-osity. i hope that things will be better soon. you are way hella rad, and i way respect you. smoochies

DARLING N8 my squish, my love, my rock hard fuck machine... can't wait for my birthday present...xoxox leaf queen

HEYO SEXY BOY Glad you like my new tattoo, I do it all for you. Six years, countless nervous breakdowns, four moves, and one little girl. I love you!

LIVEJOURNALERS you guys are awesome! Thanks to the LJ crew for keeping the site running, and thanks to all the people who use it for entertainment every day. BradFitz, you da man!

CLUBBIE CREW Just keepin' it real with all my peeps! Club Monaco crew reprazentz!!! East meets West, baby!! NA MEAN?!?! BIG LOVE... red

TO MY WONDERFUL FAMILY, WHOM I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD Mom, Dad, Lynda, Oscar, Winston & Po! Love, Karen

HAPPY V-DAY PIXIEBUTT "let's go to bed, and hope da fleas don't bite our head." love possum, pig birds, beanies, tarsiers, bed bugs, and squiddy

HENLEY A true friend, thank you for everything. Russ

NOUMENA You'll probably never see this, buried within hundreds of glimpses of the hearts of others. But should you look, and should you find, it hides here to let you know how glad I am I found you. WICK

KEVIN K You are the only one who understands that I can't say the word POCKET. You are soooo much more to me than just a hand job in the corner. Let's make the model baby NOW! Love, Jennifer

ASH, MIN, ANNA Happy Valentine's Day! Ashlash, Happy B-day: 2good+ 2be=4gotten :) I miss you gals. Love always, KJ

SMP I can't eat pancakes anymore without thinking of you. And bacon and french-fried potatoes seem to inevitably go hand-in-hand with Camus nowadays. I adore you. Happy Valentines, P. Manley.

MY MOON, MY HUSBND, MY BEST FRIEND, MY SEX POT, MY HERO I can't wait to play with our new Valentine's Day gifts. Don't forget I liked the PINK bondage tape! You make our love is larger, sweeter and creamier than the Milky Way. Happy Valentines Day! Sabrina

MURPH-SNORFLE-SNORT Love Cowboy-Short

WESTLEE BRENT I didn't know what it was until I found it. You are amazing, and I've thanked God everyday since we've found each other. You have made me believe in the true magic of love. I love you baby. Ali

HETHIR IS PHARR OUT! She walks down the street, to a different beat, boy she is really neat, my poem is sweet. whatever, uncledaddy

LAURA, THE TALL GIRL WITH RED HAIR AND A REALLY WEIRD FACE "My girl so funky, she has gas, Often i think your a monkey, but i cant pass.. up the chance to tell you. i think your..really neat." I love you. Your freaking outta site! Meesh

POOKIE you've melted my cold cold heart. I love you forver! Boo.

TARA DUGAN i like you so much i want to puke. be my valentine. uncledaddy

THE NORFOLK NAVAL STATION ...sends its love to Danger D, Jeff and Trish, as well as Meg the bride-to-be and her better half. We miss you all!

M I think of us still. I could do only so much, against the rising tide of love.

JENNA P. Miss you sweetie. Jessica

MY EAST COAST PONYMAN I love you! It's been a wonderful two years of rides, nibbles and rolls in the hay. You are my bestest friend, snuzzles, Pumpkin.

GREG I want to publicly declare my love for you. And why do I love you so much? Because you are the finest person I know; you are loving; gentle; loyal; trustworthy; sympathetic and your laughter, smile and unfailing optimism lift me and make me a better person. Love Jan

GWARCIA Keep on being awesome. Rock on and Fuck on you glorious bastard. I love you. Luke

BEAN i love the shit out of you. shit. hed

BETTY WISHES YOU A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY We both hope that you are well, the Wingnut.

TO THOSE WITH THESE LETTERS IN YOUR NAMES: E, N, W You enjoy flirting, and you regard romance as the spice in life. Soon burden will be lifted and you will have something to celebrate. Your most romantic and profitable month of this year will be September.

THUMB-SUCKING MONKEY DOLL No longer are you way up in the trees of Monchia, where you were constantly harassed by the slimy Grumplins. Now you're here, and you're mine. You and your friends, the aged wizard Wizzar and the tiny, super-excitable Thumkii, are oh so soft and cuddly. Whether sitting on my bedroom pillow or clinging to my backpack, always clad in an adorable new outfit, you're the cutest. Love, Monchichiac

TO MICHAEL TAYLOR Hello Poopyface. I love you. I'll bet this is totally embarassing for you. Ha Ha. Love, Shmoopy.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK TO MY VILLA, MISS MONEY-PENNY? We could, as they say, tango between the sheets.

IN A CROWD OF BACKLIT SILHOUETTE i can always see your eyes and smile. thanks for being so great. m.

SWEET PICKLES mostly i'm speechless. amazed at my incredible fortune. unsure of how to express how much i'm falling in love with you, and how happy you make me. you're everything i've dreamed of. buckle up, this is just the beginning. Mr Pickles.

PONCHO i wasn't sure that it would fit, but when it did, it felt so good

TO SEATTLE ephemeral dream, please be kind, for you see, I've lost my mind. but when it comes back, so will I and hope to sleep once more beneath your sky.

BABEL Your words are my courage, your breath my nourishment. You are my everything. Let's grow old together. Por siempre, Justino

JEN-JEN You know I love your voicemail and playing my favorite game of phone tag. Only premonitions, bobbing chickens, and tattoos lie in our future. luvs.

FART BREATH I don't care if your whole body becomes one gigantic rock-hard zit, I'd still love you, even if we popped it and you became an old shriveled scab. Bools

MEL-MEL It's been fun sharing stories of psycho ex-roommates, cheerleading voicemail, and lesbian erotica in the back of your car. luvs

JEN When you do pub quiz I'm in heaven. Blow a kiss next time for me, your secret admirier.

TNR your booty is so licious and I can't get chu outta my head. it may be scary, but there's nothing to fear. love conquers all. it's time to give in to your heart. NLT

PUNKS I am so happy you will be my husband. I love you, Beans.

M I can't say I don't love you. I can't say it's been easy. I can't say I don't wish things were different. I can't say it's going to get better. I can't say I don't love you. L

MY BELOVED KEVIN Thank you for being the moon to my sun, the water to my fire, the chocolate to my vanilla and the left to my right. I adore you and I will love you always. Love, Maryke

LITTLE MISS ESTHER your mom cat and dad crab love you! Mah!

CHEVRON, EBOSH & E-ROCK you guys are the best siblings a girl could ever wish for. I love you! Love, your little sis, Mikey.

JAVERT MY SEXY IRISH MAN you are the only lust for me. Your slave, Bright Eyes

TO MY LITTLE TROOPER Even though I can drink you under the table, you still have a place in my heart. Next time, you can carry me home! Stay sexy you sweet snaked tulip. Love, Champ!

MARTIN You make me the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, will you be my valentine. I love you baby. Love, your sweetheart, Meredith

AMY I have not been able to spit out the words but i have fallen for you. Your cockeyed grin, your mind, your underoos. Maybe?

NICOLE I am so thankful to have a girlfriend like you. You are amazing! (And a fine piece of ass too!) Happy Valentines Day. Love Always, James

SARAH I love you peewee. Stacey

JB smirking to yourself / crisp khaki shirt draws me close / run my fingers up. AM

BABY You're wonderful, even though your hands are cold and you fart a lot. Your ass is hot! And there's nothing better than you, and bed, and spooning with the cat. I love you so much.

BOO The sun rises and it reminds me of you smile. The stars come out at night and they remind me of the twinkle in your eyes. The days pass and I do not stop thinking about you. Remember that I love you. I always have. I always will. I miss you dearly. Pookie

I FUCKING HATE YOU You make me want to vomit on my balls everytime I think about your hideous ass and repuslive genetalia. This V-day, please allow me to stab you in the eye with a frozen stream of dog piss. love, Carl

HI BOO Member living in the clouds? crunch crunchy. Brendon? oop! soorie! begaaaaak! loves, nuhsak aka bob

BEWARE OF THE MAN WHO DENOUNCES WOMEN WRITERS his penis is tiny & cannot spell. Erica Jong

DON'T LOOK NOW JAMES but I took your subtle hint (leaving the Stranger's valentine page near the computer) and send my love freely. A

NIBBLET You make this pretty kitty purrrr. I love you and embrace every day of the rest of our lives together. I am Forever in Blue Jeans for you babe. Love, Kitty

YOU All this stuff sounds nauseating when other people read it, and what is there to say anyway, after all these years, besides "you are the greatest"? Me

DJ KNOWSBETTA you kno how to make me happy, you kno how to make me smile, you kno how to love me, you kno i love you, you kno i what you for my valentine, you kno i will always be your Mighty Moe

TO MY FLOATING HEAD the UTZ Girl's undying affection.

PIGLET Thanks for grabbing my hand, for making the past months so incredible. You make me so happy. I love you. Pooh Bear

D It's been a year since I saw you. You faded away like smoke in fog. Happy Birthday, Happy V-Day, wish you the best even though you don't deserve it. C

SHAWN & MARCUS Happy, Happy Valentine's Day... big, squishy hugs and luvs from your cousin Carey. Kisses from Enid & Henri. We love you and would see you more if you didn't live so darn far away! (giggle)

SUPERSTAR RED HOT BABY Happy 2nd VALENTINES. i love you xxx, bl

MAGGIE AKA RAYMOND THE GOULASH MAN a little long distance happy valentine's day greeting all the way from New York. but todd, don't worry, it's just platonic prater love between us. she's just adorable. i miss you girl, thanks for being such a great friend. love KAREN

STOP HESITATING Be a bold deer and sleep in my bed when I tell you you can stay. I think our friendship has room for muddy lust.

PELE you knock my knickers, rock my socks, and make me cream my pants. I love you more than frosting. Thanks for being my Valentine. Kabbalah

WHAT DID I EVER DO WITHOUT YOU? These have been the best four years of my life. You have grown with me and opened my eyes to so many things. Here's to the many years to come and all our dreams realized. Be my valentine forever Punkin. I love you.

ROBERT on february 5th, three years ago we fell in love. life with you felt like an inexhaustible morning...and now that we are no longer lovers, i want to tell you that i hope we make it through this adjustment, and that i will always love you. Christina.

KYLONIAN_X! Smitten? Intrigued? Just plain loopy? Not sure, but wanting to walk and take pictures and, above all else, not poke any eyes! You can find me, I'm certain. Rob

ERIC You are my everything! Slap my bonch and call me Randy. I long for your dong. love, Dicky Mcwhistle

KT, RACHEL, CODY AND DEREK without you guys i'd be paying way too much rent! happy valentines!

MONICA I hope you always fall asleep every time I rub your back. I love thinking about how great we could become, look at the circle! I love you sweetheart. Peter

LAIRD AND SHELBY We'll miss you if you move to Portland. Don't forget us Seattlites!

G.K. I love the way you kiss me, how your skin feels on mine. I love the way you watch me when we fuck... And I think, I love you too. I wish you were nearer. I wish I met you first. I wish you were mine. Alone. J.L.

A GREAT POET ONCE SAID... "For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where though art not, desolation." I can say nothing better. Everything I value in life is in your eyes, heart, and mind. I love you, my Muse, my Angel, my sweet Dove.

CHERYL I still think of you and wonder if you're alright. I no longer want your love I just hope you are happy. I heard your beau at the time was abusive, that's why I tried so hard. I still think of you when I see a young innocent girl and sometimes I actually cry. I wish you heaven. Love, Pete.

to The WHITTABURGER and JAMES R. ™ happy VD and PISS ON ME CAPTAIN! -DB & KO

I LOVE THE WHOLE EVERGREEN COMMUNITY! THE FREE LOVE THEY GIVE ME IS VERY LIBERATING. BOOYA. THANKS FOR THE ORAL, xoxo ryan

STEVE You are sweeter than any candy I could not even consume; thanks for being such a great friend; you deserve a great valentine's day & a life full of peace, love & happiness, love, cathy/dancergirl66:)

TOM!!! You are the best-est brother in the whole wide world & you deserve all the love I can dish out; especially on Valentine's Day...I wish you lots of love & encourage you to wait for a wonderful experience in love...someday soon! You keep me motivated Brother! I love you so much! Your Sista, cathy :)

DC Enjoy your Valentine's Day with your girlfriend; I wish you the contentment you seek in your life on your journey; even though I said otherwise. CC :)

JTC Thank you for making my life full of possibilities: you are so loved & appreciated. anonymous :)

KATH HUGS I love you! Thanks for making my life so full of sunshine & hope! I love you more! You are so loved & appreciated! Let's be happy single girls this Valentine's Day! cc/:)

GINA You can always be my valentine, and my new years kiss. Thank you for all that you've done for me, and the times you've been there. You're the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. Ali

SWEETIE I love you more than all the stars in the sky, multiplied by infinitely, taken to the depts of forever. Boo Boo

TAMARA When I was with you: heart beating faster; imagination running wild; coloring more vivid; music sweetening; roses blushing, and no thorny sting! On my mind like jonesing a bad habit. Fix me up, girl! Scott

TO THE ONE I ADORE We have bonded and grown in four years and I have loved every second of being with you! I looked foward to our future! Your Love, Vanessa

DEAREST ROSA BELLA BEAST YOU...with the cold pink nose, tummy full of purrs, twitchy black tail and big,bright sparkly soul (almost too big to fit into that fuzzy little body): THANK YOU for being my companion,for keeping me warm and happy...you teach me many things about love and caring every day. Faithfully, Your loving Human

HAPPY FIRST YEAR MARRIED VALENTINES DAY, SWEETPEA! I love you with all my heart.

MISTRESS KITTY I love you with all my heart and soul. You are forever my Tish. Never forget that you are the most important person in my - ever. Now bend over so I can give you your Valentine's Day spanking, you bad girl! Your Boobalah, David

VALET PARKING BEAR Every day you do some little thing that makes me catch my breath and realize how very lucky I am to have you in my life. You are the cutie-est, and I love you best. Love your little Chick a dee dee dee.

MY LOVELY DEAR BJORN we've been through two years and many trials and tribulations, but my heart still belongs to you. jason

FLAPPY Take one ticklish secret asian man with a knack for nothing, add one overanalytical redhead with a penchant for Republicans, stir in chain-smoking, biscuits, and dominoes. Let sit at room temperature for a year. Serve with a hookah for two and enjoy! love, Tooters

ALI For years I've dreamed of you and known you in my heart, but now - to meet you - all the windows have become doors become gates become roads. Walking through, with you, footsteps lead to familiar places and all that I've longed for is born, revealed before us. wb

HEIDI I dream of you in blue moonlight, perfect in every way. I can't believe I sleep with such a beautiful woman every night. Sometimes during the day my heart trembles realizing how wonderful you are. I love you so much. XXOO, Chris

ILEANA ...a lovely dark angel with bright eyes and warm heart. You are cherished and adored. With love, Clayton.

GLENN you can analyze me on your couch ANYTIME!! chipmunk

RD AND NICNAC I love you guys. Let's have a Valentine HPL session. Love, Dein

JUST JILL I love you, and I always will. I have loved since we meet in April of 1999. Although I have moved on, since I will never have you, I will always love you. You are the perfect women in so many ways, and whomever you do choose is the luckiest man ever. Happy Valentine's day. Alexander

ERIN Thanks for coming into my life! I would luv for you to be my valentine! Differences can be overcome! BE HAPPY!!! Mark

CAROLIN DUNDO you are the most fundo, sweeter than a cinnamon bundo and hotter than the sundo.

DON'T WORRY STEVEN I still miss the Bird's screams, but your Karaoke muffles the ache. You're the shiny thing that will always have my attention. Your Martian Lover.

THIS IS MY ONE & ONLY LOVE KAMAU I will never break weak, Our bond will be everlasting. I love You-Kehli

HEY LITTLE FRIEND I like you!!!

BEAR SNACK i'm so excited about all the things we're doing this year! you're the fucking bomb and i can't believe i'm so lucky. only up from here... luv, snarf

JEN KAY you rock I love you

JOANN It would take too long to explain my exact feelings about you.. lets just call it LOVE and being fortunate to be my soul mate xoxoxo Donnie, (also Alyssa and Remy)

HEY FROSTY From Ovid to Oceans; we like the same things. I always await what tomorrow will bring. Please stop whispering about Clowns while I sleep. Gregory

LOLA, THE BALL OF THE BASH Who needs assholes? I got you, babe! Love, Maz

MAX hanks for teaching me to love. I'll love you always. Maggie

DEAREST MARIAH Your keep my heart beating in my old decrepit age. Rev.Sam

ON VALENTINE'S DAY I ONLY HOPE FOR ONE THING TO HAPPEN press your lips against mine and say that silly word, provolone.. say it over and over... soon after we'll kiss and I'll be in heaven again. I love you honey

MALLORY your tempting eyes light my mind and heart. I will love you forever. Thank you for making me learn. Your Nate

KT vive l'amore, vive l'amore, vive l'company!!! maria

ELIZABETH My tiger lilly girl forever. Your eyes brings peace and happiness. Your yoni brings the pleasure. Love forever, Adam

SARA V I'm glad to have met you, but now I miss your beautiful smile... KK

KARYN Wherever you are and whatever your hair color now, you are still my heart and mind. Be my Valentine. jp

STACY All my thoughts of love are reserved solely for you. Without you my life would dwindle Without you my heart would cease. With you I am more then complete.

BOO BOO For the past ten years I've sucked, fucked, licked and eaten every part of your body. I can't wait to see what the next ten years will bring. Boox2

J I revel in your smooth hair; strong legs; innovative cooking; sly writing; clever correspondence; appreciative, complimentary comments. What to offer in thanks? Wait! I thought of something. A

DUB-DEW!!! You are my sweet boy & are so good to me. Let's lay-hold forever. Love, Amy

WHAT CAN I SAY... I LOVE YOU MR. HOTTIE DAVE! The way you tilt your head and give us that mischevious, sexy, raised eyebrow look when playing that Taylor....if I run into you at the bars, your next drink is on me! It's One Sweet World...Happy Valentines Day!

BLAKE E. CANNON i think about you all the time. i miss the days when we had to keep our love hidden, but everyone knew anyway. i still love you.

MY MASH NOTE IS TO DAN SAVAGE I know he's gay and taken, but his wit and wisdom is invaluable. Dan, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day! Kinky Seattle Teen

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY BUDDIES! Chuntney, Foolio, DB, Huhi, Chuck, Munster, Liisu, Bogey, Grover, Dediu and MayNay (yeah I remembered that one)! :-*

SWEET SWEET JME PIE I think that hard drive needs another formatting soon don't you think so? You say the word and I'll stick my floppy in your drive and get it working just the way you like it. derricktio C:\

HI CHICKEN DADDY Thank you so much for being my Papa. I know you think I don't love you but I do with all my taillessness and fur. I'm the luckiest Manx cat in the world to have such a loving, handsome and completely whacked Papalo. I love you more then I love my tee pee. Yes, yes, you can have a little taste. Come over here and eat my fur. Love, Maisie

I LOVE MY LANIE LTL

MY DEAR JACKSON I love you. That's all. Nothing else. Your Christopher.

JULI! JULI! I love you truly. You're the luvvamylife, the gorillamydreams. You're my future wife, my heart fairly screams... I love you, baby! Happy Valentine's Day! Patrick

MARIA I know you have someone special in your life already. Happy Birthday and Happy Valentine's Day! I'll see you in my dreams. Jason

BEEP Robot diggum loves Robot tif.

MY TOPAZ I'm working towards that plain gold ring. Years go by, the power to charm remains... STILL. Let's keep it up. Your Tiger

TO MY TWO DANCERS When will we be like popstars? We'll love and be loved.

LESLIE I love you more than you know. You are the world to me, and I'm sorry if I don't always make that clear. I look forward to the rest of our lives together. Love always, Sean

KYLE Happy Valentine's Day! I adore you more than anything. You own my heart. Keep it safe. I love you. your little knuckle fuck, Jeniffer

DEAR DEAR LOVES I adore you all!! I know I dont tell you enough - but Eleni, Ashley, Cayman, Erica, Ashley, Kati, Kelsey, Hillary, Lindsay, Ali-Son...and all of the others that make life in this city bearable i love and need you!!! Love, Elise

I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU, SEX KITTEN I love you with just jennifer.

GRETA, MY LIL' SNIFFER I hate to sound sleazy but you please me, Happiness with you is so easy! I truly love you and wanna be with you. Wherever, whatever...I'll always be your's. Be My Valentine. Love Always, Clarke

DIANA I love you more than 100 monkeys on pogo sticks. The past two years opened my eyes to a true dork love and true friendship ta boot. I love you! Bobby

MI MUNECO PRECIOSO Bubbly boo boo, Puffy butt, Honey bunny bumblebee, I love you now & always. Will you be my Valentine? Lulu

MY LITTLE TANGERINE It's been cool & fun so far, and I look forward to the challenge of growing together & learning from each other. I truly love you more than words can express. Weirdo

VISUAL PURPLE "ICUII" everyday now and I couldn't be happier! Thank you for making my dreams come true. I LOVE YOU!! Konvertible Kid

CHARLIESEXTON It's been nice getting to know you. I hope you and your girlfriend have a lovely Valentine's day! the puddle stomper

CECILIA "something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover, something in the way she woos me, I don't wanna leave her now, You know I believe, and how." Woo me you have: FOREVER. Dino

MY SWEET SEATTLE SCOTT Okay so you're there and I'm there, now. And by now we're having fun. So what more is there to say, cute boy? Happy V-Day. Your DC babe, N. Mary.

OH HOW I LOVE MY KOALA BEARA When we're apart my heart does teara, I'd do anything she says, Buy her the library of J. Vasquez, Anything for Kara. Spaz Boy

BETH Thanks for the 13 years we've been "friends". May our "love" continue forever. Tripod

TO WOMBAT FROM TAZZY You're the one that I adore and I'm one who loves you more

MARTHA Happy valentines day I LOVE YOU. Virgil

JAMES... 'Till the sun bursts from your side, With my hands I reach to you"...Willow

STARR last year I placed a valentine here for you. This year you divorced me. Fuck you and your bad breath.

VALENTINE... i don't know what the future holds for us, but i do know this. you are my first love and i will always love you. never forget that. your sunshine.

CARL to... the star... the striped tights..and late nights dancing to "welcome back" miss you! Have a fun heart and red filled Valentine's Day! from your neighbor

KARLA You take me farther than anyone, I love you harder than anyone, of these days I hope for many more. Love MATT

MY DARLING GINA Everyday with you is better than the last. These 5 years have been brighter with your very presence. I love for you grows stronger with every passing hour. Thank you for being the best part of my life. I love you Sweetie! You're the best! Your Brett

OKAY GIRL! you like my hair, legs, and eyes, and you want to carry my tray AND you want to be MINE...ALL MINE! happy valentine's day baby!

MS. D'LISH ...yearns for her beloved friends and sends her sempiternal devotion.

KISSY KISS You're Everything to Me. Love, Peachy Peach.

TO K-DOG you are the best!

MY BELOVED SCHNITZEL AND SCHNITZELLE I never imagined a love like ours could be possible, let alone that I would be lucky enough to one day find both of you. Thank you for sharing your lives and love with me. XO

OH AZUEL how I love to chase you around the house, finally catching you and sinking my fangs into those silky furs on your neck. With love from Ratboy.

SUZY Will you be my Valentine? You're awesome! Just wanted to let you know. I'll be seeing you, Beautiful. Thai-Fonzie

Z-ROCK Wa Da Ta, my valentine on the runny kind. Looking forward to many more nights of naked pop & lock offs. Thanks for always making me laugh, and for being such a sweet man! You are truely a lovely human being, and Im glad you are in my life. Sa Da Tay! Snuggle D

WHO IS MY KITTY?

MICHAEL A Friend Like You (Author Unknown), ...I can think Of nothing in life / That I could more wisely do, / Than know a friend, / And be a friend, / And love a friend... like you. Love, Anne

KAISER SOZE Look at my bone! Look at my bone! Do you see my bone? Look at my bone! love from your picachew

VELVET KITTEN It's amazing - nine months and I can still get it up - can we go another nine? - I love you - please please please be my valentine

TO MY THREE HOT ROOMMATES IN B'HAM Living with you is like a dream cum true. Your all so hot, yet cool too. You ladies don't even know what your missing. Come on down to this side of the house and let me get a kiss in.

THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY THINGS THAT I COULD WRITE ...about how you make me feel, so accept my apologies and just look at me after you read this. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MORGAN. Here's to many more.

MON CHER VERNON Signing the Fedex log each day, I sign away a piece of my heart. I await your arrival and wonder if you'll remember me? Do you like men or women? "Name?" you ask. How about "you're so cute, wanna get a drink?" an admirer

IGOR you're the swingin'est and the best. say you'll be mine forever and i'll be happier than 100 sifakas. i love you more than words can express. your nubian princess

DEAR TOM This could have been our fist Valentine's Day together but your stupid friend "Bob" had to be an ass and tell me *I* wasn't the man for YOU! xoxo? the fag who got away

TO MY SWEET PERVERT AND SECRET LOVER the aquarian of my leo dreams. the beauty of our rascalling lies deep inside of me. in another life darling, the shadow on your heart is me.

CAPTAIN I think this is the only way to truly say thank you. For being my best friend, and finally telling that cunt off.

QUEEN OF THE MOLE PEOPLE SEZ OH!, yer SEXY hair and experienced ear-pleasing fingers/forehead. I'm on fire! And the name of the game is to fuel the flame!!

SWEETUMS i love you, i love you, i love you! ruscular

MY DARLING BENJAMINICA How cool is this? A Stranger Valentine! You're the best, sweetheart. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Kat.

VANYA When I think about you, I can't help but smile. Stephanie

MOOFIN flying, fire, altitude and more. these things you've shared with me for the past 3 years. here's to many more ahead! audi ignis vocem! CB

HEY DRU Wanna get soapy? Love you! Lyss

THANK YOU LOVE, FOR YOUR NAUGHTY FINGERS You shock me. Your Xmas reptile is looking forward to a stinky future and I will buy you all the shoes you desire.

GUINEVERE Rowt. Your boy

MKC Thank you for loving me one day at a time. You rock! JLW

WHAT UP COWIE!!! Have a happy V-Day, baby. Be good tonight. Much love, snafu

N. SUPERSTAR the music sounds better with YOU! i love 3 things in this world: you, swimming and the catholic church. you've filled my world with love and laughter. all my love to you. P

TG I love you and love you and love you. I will marry you, okay? Hot fire below! Love, monkey.

NICH I offer grace I offer blood I offer everything till my heart is crystal clear... TO YOU. I know how you wake up to me every morning, i fall asleep to you the same way. If you understand, call me. Sexy Bitch

CHEMO PATARA TKBILO BOKVERO, ME SHEN MIKHVARXAR Gkochi bevrs. Sheni suleli knuti.

M. All my love to my real angel. Now, if only we could find you a body. Rob? Keith? Love ya boys. La Diva

SEAN You've taught me to dismiss expectations, embrace the art of passive-aggressive communication, and crave unaffected attention. Most importantly though, you've helped me discover the ecstasy of anal love. Amber

HI HONEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FIRST OF ALL. I ALSO WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE MADE ME SO HAPPY AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME! LOVE ALWAYS JENNIFER

HEY ALEX What's up, happy Valentine's Day. The Cactus where your heart should be has lovely little flowers, and though they're always pricking me my ardor never tires. L

BABY DOLL I wonder if there is anything in the whole wide world better than eating rasberry truffles and drinking cheap wine and talking the night away with you. I love love love you, Happy Valentine's Day.

SURE WOULD LIKE TO SPEND VALENTINES LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR ...before you left for S.A. I'll make the reservation at the Pink Door, you should confirm. xoxo

SCRUBBY! You'll always be my Bubby! Thank you for your endless help. I love you. Pony

DAISY You are too hot for TV. Miss you, A.G.

HAPPY V DAY TO MY FAVORITE LW! I love you Anna, and thank you for everything. You are one of the strongest people I know, and the most fun to hang out with. Keep it strong, remember that you have a good heart and a hella strong will. Love, Vivi

KYLE Are you suprised or what? I just wanted to tell you that I love you and I want you to be my one and only Valentine. When you read this please give me a passionate kiss and say something to me as Baxter. I love you. Love, Julie

HEY FRENCHIE CHIEF breathing, you take away my breathing, yet i can not stop seeing, in lovely double takes. happy half year, brian

DEAREST I gladly accept your ripped out heart- you are mine, as I am yours- let's worship each other this Valentine's Day! Your not so secret admirer...

JUJU i said it last V-Day, and i'll say it again: You're the best--the best lay, the best love, the best ass I've ever seen. Or fucked. I love you. Tibby.

SUGAR(dun-tun-dundududun) oooooo honey honey Your so charming: eye color: Flammable: I think I need a new heart. A trick of the trade: hang it up to feel like a home: I love you.

SUZI The sex is awesome; nothing feels better than slamming my hard cock into your ass while fisting your cunt. I love you for that. Yarder

MARIAH you love him you love him, keep it to yourself. Play with some clay again, laugh that Chimera laugh of yours and save some of your love for yourself.

DO I DARE CALL YOU CHRISTINE? Born in the wrong century, a love worth dying for, FOUR loves for your life. Pour the poison onto the cobblestones & share this mystery.

TO SARAH FROM CHAD i hold you by the light of candles and the glow of the moon, and when your away i can't see you to soon, sending you into orbit i will always want to do, because my heart belongs to you. xoxoxo

I PROPOSE TO LOVE YOU LIMITLESSLY & TRUELY AND HONOR THE WEAKNESSS your strong hands clasp the face of the moon and capture complex issues. belong to yourself. why use 3 tools when you could use 19? sit in the midst of that mess and create what you dream to create: i know you can. xx

THE WATER SLOWED DOWN AROUND YOUR WAIST AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE THE FORMS BEFORE MY TWO EYES i know that love is enought to keep you clean. i want to love you fearlessly. without limits. to capture this life together and giggle and wear cat shoes.

PEACEFUNKLOVE I've wondered about you. 5 months and blast off...

CW 143...love your Funklove, VT

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TEDDY To the most sexiest man in the whole wide world. Will you be my valentine? Love from your secret admirer.. I Love You.

DEAREST SWEETPEA Nearly two years and an ocean apart and you still own my heart. Maybe real love never really dies. I miss you. Happy Valentines Day. RU

ART SEZ IT IS OK IF WE SLEEP TOGETHER, SO I CAN SAY I LOVE YOU if lola and buster will behave, maybe we can have a giant love bundle sandwich.

WET, WINDY AND COLD AT A BUS STOP need a shot and a beer, the transit rolls up, my heart renewed, when i see a boy named sue. gk

CORY Happy Valentines Day and Happy Birthday. I'm glad we're together and you mean the world to me. Love Kailyn

GIRL WHO WORKS AT HAAGEN DAZS IN THE U-DISTRICT I think you have a very pretty smile. Please be my valentine this year, even though I don't know you. From a guy who moved out of the U and regrets it.

MISS BUGS I love you more than a faceful of dog kisses. Be mine forever! Your one true Miss Goose

DEAREST GREENIE It's been my greatest pleasure in life to have had you in my life these past months. In fact, it'll be 8 months tomorrow that we've been together! I know our separation is tough, but I know that one day we'll be completely together! ILY! miepanda

HOW DO WE KEEP OUR COOL 5/1/82? I think we're both still excited nervous shy afraid more & more often then we ever let on & you your arm burn hot Glad it's imPORTant 2 you that I like 'Four Shot He's on my list instead of stake; after you.

KITTY GRRL Thank you for making my life complete. You are an example of the kind of person all humans should strive to be. Love YOUR tastey little starboi!

1990 - LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT (IF THIS EXISTS) 1992 - got hitched, best party ever, 1994 - headed west, 1998 - another first, parenthood, 2002 - my only one, best is yet to come

MITSY you are my b.b.j., i like the ribbon in your hair. carlos

HEY CHEEKAMUS Happy Valentine's Day! I love you with all of my heart and all that I am. Mr. Poo Poo Pah

JOE You are beautiful, it only makes me wish that we had met at a different time in a different place.

DRUMMER WITH THE CUTE FACE YOU ROCK MY WORLD! I love you and our marriage more than any new pair of shoes. Thanks for being a true best friend and dealing with my Oasis obsession. Hope we can "camp" soon. xoxo Snoochie xoxo

BDON How could I not love a boy in a mullet wig? Every day is like survival.

YOU SHINE BRIGHTLY IN MY SKY With me while the night goes by. I love you Carrie!! I can't wait 'till October. You're the cutest rockstar fiance' a guy ever had. We shall travel the world together. Did I ever tell you about this dream of mine...? Love, Dave

CHOWDY LOVES RUBBY

SPIKE I love you and your soft, kissable cheeks. Even if you eat most of the chocolate, you keep me warm in the winter. Love, Booblz

MICHAEL you are the hottest HMO ever! We miss you in Columbia. beth

JUSTIN "I love you more than anything in the world, more than my own hair color, more than the sound of babies crying, more than the sound of the death rattle, I love you even more than my own filth." Rebecca

PAW PAW ME AM GOOD DUG. NO MORE DUG. IN BA-TEEN. VALENTINE OF STINKY FUD. OKAY, BYE. LOVE, BOYD T. SPUG, ESQ.

SHAWN we are just fish swimming round the fishbowl year after year, afraid to admit we want to catch each other. lets take a risk, RUN. oh yeah, i love you. slc

FALLING JAMES I sense some consequence yet hanging in the stars..but I'll take the consequences to have the hallway. Pull my hair, I'm on my knees for you. xoxo Matilda

PEPPER I love you more than ever and I can't wait until we're hitched! ::smooch:: Love, Pepper

YOU KNOW I THINK THE WHOLE VALENTINE THING IS A BIG COMMERCIAL SCAM... but this is free. so happy day. i love you. stinky

I AM WAITING FOR YOU, ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE OCEAN Before you know it, we'll be spreading love around over here, and then we'll go home, and spread it around over there. Happy Valentines Day sexy! Love me.

WOODY Happy Valentine's Day... what's for dessert? Jeoppa

GAYSKATE DOOR HOTTIE I don't tw-step (yet), You don't skate, but maybe we could date? Try it on for sighs . . . .

TONY T I've never been so thankful for a flat tire in all my life. I love you! Mary

TO MY PHIL The Love of My Life. You Mean the World to Me! I Just Love YOU Sooooo... Much! Always, Anna. P.S. Thank you for putting up with me.

TO MY SNUGGLETRAY I LUUUUUUUUUV YOU! Pookie

IN MY BED WITH YOU Holding me strong, gently, The taste of your sweetness, As it stands still in, My mouth & the wanting, To never leave this moment, Or the house NOT JOSHIN', Feel blessed by you &, Four Shot, Doppl' Ganger too, But most of all; you

MDR Marky Mark you're a trooper when it comes to affairs of my heart. A regular G.I.Joe, ready for action, disaster or big time doses of TLC. I love you.

DEAR CHRIS Thank you for being my Honey Bunny and making my dreams come true. I love you with all my heart. Your Wifey, Lila

DAVID I feel so fortunate to have found you - I was beginning to think that you didn't exist. You are the most wonderful person and I love everything about you...especially your spicy brains. Love, Melinda

KELLY-O you hoochie-choochie-bubble-wubble! thanks for spending your entire weekend laying out these f-ing Valentines. you're the best & deserve a raise!!

GILLIAN AND ASHLEY I hope you guys read this, I wanted to let you know that you both mean the world to me. It is so hard being this far away from you, but the love with never change. JESUS AND I LOVE YOU!! LizB

TROUBLE-HARD-TO-SEE It starts at Hornings and ends.... where? You're the Shakti to my Shiva. Let's get those tattoos soon. Daddy loves his pretty Valentine. Bellybellybellybellybelly.

TO MY BELOVED HUSBAND AND WIFE Happy Valentine's day to the people who bring my life so much joy and happiness! How I look forward to sharing our lives and love with our little bean. I love you both with all my heart!

LIZ! What would I do without you? Curses to Jason and Nick. O, and that silly Gary, too. Down with Henry! Happy V-Day, Shamus McGamus

MDR also stands for Mighty, Delicious, Right-man. Sometimes it stands for Monkeybutt Deer-eating Ruffian, but really it just means valentine. TLC

SPARKY BABY you are one hot sexy drummer. and not too bad in the sack. i adore you and love our life together. our child has your eyes and my liquid-crack hyper qualities... what were we thinking when we adopted this love child pup. hearts and smarts and lub, Toonces

HEY SWEETIE Who is Kushy? I love you to infinity cubed. From Your Boy. Sugar, Binklestein, Jaspar, and Joan love you too!

YO MAMA STEPH AND STEPMAMA MICHAL We hate that dog in our house. Get her out or else we will run away from home and leave you catless. Beware of the furball repelent in your tea and cat feces in your slippers. You have until Valentines day to meet our demands or the torture starts... Love Butter and Gabby

MATT E. FROM CHECKMASTERS you're the brightest star in seattle. make sure your lady friend treats you right, you deserve to be kissed a million times a day! with love from a girl who's always seen but never noticed.

TO MY DEAR MANG MANG I'm sure glad to have your sexxxy arse around. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Sho Sho

LAURA Tambora and I wish you, Dahli, Monkey, Sunny Bunny, and Marsha a wonderful Valen-tines Day. I'll give you my all and a little bit more. Jim

MINA Still here, still loving you, and still can't believe I've been so lucky. U the best, baby!!! CoCo

SILVER FOX even though you're an "older male amateur" at 27, and dream of smoking pot and playing playstation, you're still the hottest guy I know. Now that we're getting married I decided you can have a Valentine. I love you very much, honey. RCO

MONKEY You make me so happy - thank you for being a wonderful husband and my best friend! I Love You so much! Forever, A.

TOBI You rock, you are the coolest, sexiest women a man could hope for. I love you forever. When do we get another Cabo afternoon again?

BIG JOHNNY P You make the best macaroni and peas ever!

MY LORD You stole my heart 6 years ago and never returned it. I am still not quite sure how it happened, but I think you had a few tricks up your sleeve, and one special one up your pants leg. Here is to the next 6 years. Happy F***in' Valentine's Day. Love, God

JY, YES YOU, JY WHO your swimming is self pity is finnally getting you some attention. you make me laugh. you are neurotic in a good way, but stay off the bottle, that gets messy. you know

MY MATTHEW Words cannot express how much I love you and how blessed I am to have you in my life. Thank you for "bringing me home". C

'NIFER! You beauty, you! Remember, Tomorrow is another day and Fiddle Dee Dee is an all purpose response.

TACOS AND VODKA HAVE NOTHING ON YOUR SWEET KISSES, MY BEAUTIFUL ROCKSTAR although it would be nice to have a penguin around now and then, i'm glad i have you instead.

CLARISE I have been looking for you for a long time and I am so happy you came into my life. Someday we will meet again, forever. Love, Claude!

JULIAN I told you before. Simple common people have simple common relationships; exceedingly rare and legendary people have exceedingly rare and legendary relationships There is nothing simple or common about you. Love always Chris

JOJO DANCER These are the things that make me happy: cruisin' around the world in the milky mama with you and Emma, being adults, dancing in the living room, being dogs of the world, Lock and load quid pro quo doctor, duck meat. Thank you. I love you. Alix

SWEET FLAPPING SQUAWKING T-BIRD!!! I've never known love like the kind I've experienced by being your friend. Will you be my Valentine? Sean and Eric get us for every other day of the year, we should dedicate this crazy day to each other. I love you buckets, Tricia!! Yours, Shannon

TSISQUA You are the most magnificent creature I've ever laid my eyes on. Every night, when you bring your brown-skinned, dark-haired self to lie down next to me, I give thanks for the contentment and awe I feel in your presence. May our laughter, love and conversation--and your seven inches--bring us joy forever. Always, Oshe.

BILLY (BUNNY HONEY) HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY. This Valentine's Day I want you to know how much I love you. I can't wait for the arrival of our baby girl, Noelle. Love, Lacey (Honey Bunny!)

JESSICA my just purr-fect, Valentine, Tongue torn red like wine and roses, Always all those heart shaped bruises, What I wanted to let you know is I was, Am, And will be yours only. Joel

BARCA Sweet Sirens of Alcohol, Liz, Mel, Michelle, Tatiana, Estela, Summer, Sarah-Marie, Will you all please marry me? Scotch, Neat.

SYDNEY every day i go into that zone, when i see you, and every day i go home alone, why can't you be true? please be mine, jack

TO MY BLOCKHEAD GLEN You have come into my life / Through a door I was afraid / Would never be opened again / For hope is a fickle thing / So please feel free / To stay as long as you like / But should the time come / That you must leave / Please, close the door gently / As you go. Love, Boo

MY DEAREST ALLISON You are the punkest girl I know. Your beauty shines when I see you pit dance. Please be mine. Ya, you for me punk rock girl...BillieJoe

MAGGIE Happy Valentine's to the coolest chick....i am sorry i under appreciated you when i went away, you were my favorite friend in Seattle, so come back, I'll be best girl at your wedding and we'll rock out with lots of evil boys....S

DB consistency is / a strange compliment to give / to one lying on you. dg

SHEN You have excellent man nipples. You know I have a weakness for the "Wasian" boys. Your Neighbor

PATRICK You're the last man I will ever love. I can hardly wait until we're married. You were worth waiting 43 years for. your Bunny

GWJ You're the best and you are gonna find someone to love. Your pal and #1 fan - KF

AUSTIN FROM DALLAS we're sarcastic/ we're apathetic/ the plant I gave you/ isn't all the way dead./ but that doesn't mean/ we don't care/ that doesn't mean/ we can't rock and roll./ we can always run away/ tomorrow./ and still,/ only poetry sounds like/ love. mmmichelle

ARFER I love you even though you look like a mastodonic squirrel. You have the cutest hiney ho. You are the love of my life. Love, the other ARFer

19 YEAR OLD GIRL looking for someone to be so kind as to.. um, "stretch her out". Thank you.

TO PAUL I USED TO LOVE YOU UNTIL I FOUND THAT PICTURE OF A DOG GIVING HEAD UNDER YOUR MATRESS. I HOPE YOU HAVE A STRANGE AFTERLIFE. FEE FEE

SALTY WAVES ERODE FASHIONED AVENUES Sunrise dries tired eyes / Outshines beacons of fears forgotten / Radiating, penetrating, illuminating... / Look to the sun / As I look to the stars / Under the same sky / Never the one without warmth / You are the stars in my sky...let me be your sun! Honeyloaf

TANGO You are the best puppy dog in the whole world! I love how you yodel when you are excited to see me, and the way you wag your tail makes me the happiest dog-mom ever. Happy Valentine's Day sweet pup! Mamma

EDWARD I'm just so crazy about you. Please be my valentine. Your cornflake, Robin.

DEAREST JIMMY THUNDERBALL I worship your sweet & spicy more than you could ever guess. Thanks for being the greatest rock star in the universe. Your lovin' Frances P.

MY DEAREST RUBY Don't take your love to town. Let's go downtown and get beat up instead. HVD & don't forget to get fucked up. Love, your darlin' Dolly P.

FRANK D. Sure we met at the Cuff. It was late. You rocked my bottom. You got my card. Let's try my sailboat next? G

SO GLAD YOU SAID YES happy vday to all my love. josh:to:marika

DARLING SELF Someday your prince will come! And his name will NOT be Habib. Or Juan... Enjoy your VD!

K I tease you as we join in bed. Will I or won't I? Will you or won't you? Ah! I nudge and then get to suck you, in bliss I bite too hard. Complete, we sleep in love. B.

DEAR BILLY BOY We just met, but YOU ROCK! Hope you don't share your VD with too many other people but me! The Office Girl Wonder

E-E-E-ERINNNNNN Happy 21st and 10 days birthday and Valentine's Day, you little bitch! Love, Crust

MISS SARA I can't think of anyone I want to share my VD with more than you! (Sorry about the crabs...) Love, Crusty

DO YOU THINK FUCK BUDDIES CAN FALL IN LOVE? I do. I love you

MOM Brad Pitt and Robert Redford are picking us up at 7:00. Wear the red dress, with the sequins. Love, Christibelle

RUSS You're my TURBO LOVER. And baby, their ain't no other. No way could Vince, Nikki, or even Tommy ever take your place. P.S. you really are the prettiest girl. Love Henley. (The second prettiest girl.)

ROBB I'm stoked that you said yes. Can't wait to for the happiness that awaits us. I love you so much! baby d

LILLY ON THE LABEL!!! You are truly the only thing I miss. Happy Valentine's Day, you jackass! Come see me. I love you! (And NO, I'm not drunk. Ok, yes I am.) Ronia

CRAIG Nothing has changed since I slipped that piece of paper in your pocket, I love you then- now -always..come rain come shine...you're my Sailor. xoxo Nico

KEN J Don't you hate pants? Be ours, S and J

HALLO KUZUM... and love to thee the sound of Swede is plesant to me and believe I will be true to thee for many moons to be your Dean

HAVIN' A BABY?!? Who'da thunk it? Here we are in the Twilight Zone. Hell froze over and "We STILL together!" So give me my chocolates RIGHT NOW. Love Always, Poopers

TO ALL THE WONDERFUL WOMEN OF THE GRAVITY BAR I want to know how they managed to gather together so many captivating beings into one place. You are (secretly) admired.

MJ I miss seeing you play! Play a show for me. xxoo B

TIMOTHY! You are my moochie-san, my bubbies...You are the person that puts a smile on my face in the morning. You amaze me, every day. I will always be your princess.

DEAREST SHANNON You are the love of my life! All the pain I suffered on the way to now has been worth it, if only to spend one more day with you! Your loving husband, Richard

"STEEF" Although you SCREWED ME ROYALLY!! it's just too hard for me to hate you. You probabaly wont care much, but hey...i miss hanging out with you, so will you be my fucking valentine? It's only one day. (dont think im too pathetic). ~A Usual Usualite~

MY SB! It has been an amazing life since 9/12@00:34. As we say. Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere. You are my Valentine.

JIZMASTERFLEX Even though things didn't work out for us, know that there will always be a place for you in my heart. Always, Michelle

SABRA You are everything I could ever want in a woman. Everything you do or say is as perfect and beautiful as YOU ARE to me. LOVE DAN

KRELIN! It drives me wild when you're decked out in suits with ska band buttons pinned on.

LOTS OF BACI (ITALIAN KISSES) To Dori, Cara, Stephanie and Enjae.. Miss you lots!

ASHLEY you never knew, did you? I loved more than words could ever say, and I always will.

XCO I love ya to pieces and you'll always be the only one I'd risk my car breaking-down while naked on 1st avenue for! Happy Valentines!~the naked girl in your bed

SIEGALA Another year, another Valentines day, another opportunity to remind you how much i love you. He's not giving up that easily, and he's NOT going anywhere. Neither am I. -Abby

DEREK I'm so lucky to have such an amazing person in my life. You are perfect. I love you, forever. Meaghan

STEPH Even though we don't talk much these days I want you too know that you are always in my thoughts. Love ya sweetheart! Never change, always grow! Happy Valentines! Keiffer

MY CUTIE DAN To late nights, raspberry hot cocoa, Takahula Lake, laughter, stalemate tickle fights, lots of eggs and potatoes, chai tea, friends, memories - past present future, and everything else in between and yet to come. Happy Valentine's Day. Always, Courtney

TO MY SWEET, SCRUMPTIOUS AND FABULOUS FRIENDS! Ami, Rob, Gene, Timmy, Super-Mary, Robby, Powdered Cheeze Boy, Chris, Ellenora, John, Andrea, Renee, Pancake, Starr, Shannon and Jon, thanks for being my FAVORITE schnookies, me luvs you so muches! xoxoxo from your maniacal gothic muppet!

TO SARAH G-V I miss you. Call me sometime. Your Friend since Kindergarden, Victoria

TYGER nobody does or loves me like you. bestest friend, i loves you cause you've given me choices--nobody else did. you intoxicate me, sunset. love, YOUR PUSSYCAT

LORENE your the air beneath my feet your the moon up in the sky everything i do is better with you i'm even glad that you want to take your stupid facial peircings out i guess this is what they mean by "love"

ROSEY when i'm not with you i miss you and when i'm with you i never want you to leave. love khalid

DUST I look forward to the warm summer days that somehow made everything ok. Forty's at the park, double underwear man and all!I am sorry for everything bad. I DIG YOU! Ash

LIZBETH I fell in love with the girl at the rock show! Jesus and I love you! I miss my california lover. I look forward to summer days and punk rock shows with you! You mean the world to me. Ash

GILLIAN Again...I fell in love with the girl at the rock show! Dennis?!?! We are queens of the pleasure palace, mornin, what's up, OH was that the curb, alf, umm..I was at the gas station, where do I get off? I love you! Ash

D Random fact of the day: I miss you and hate not being with you. That will never change! If you ever need anything, I am always here. Ash

AL THE BOYS & GIRLS @ MR. SPOTS CHAIHOUSE Love, GOD.

FOR THE ORGASMS AND CHOCOLATE MEMOIRS... durazno fuzz and religious faux pahhhs, celestine cathedrals and satin funk love, Victortrey gives his undying art to the Needy. Are you hungry? Will you change your name? Do you play peacefunklove?

HEY STINKIE it's our first Valentine's Day together, but you are so far away. I love you so much and can't wait to kiss your lips once again. The time apart has been long, but my love for you is so very strong. Happy Valentine's Day to my lovely wife!!

TO MY BOOBIES, MY TROWELIES, KAIL AND MATH Happy Valentine's Day from Turkey, Spain, France, and NYC. I miss you and I love you!

ROSEDANIE Beautiful rebel, restless wanderer, stop kicking the covers night after night. Trust me and I'll take you by the hand, astound you, profound. I am your calling. Your True Love. Your Art of. The time is now.

KAT DADDY! I am so thankful I met you. You have opened my eyes to many things. Thank you for staying here throughout all of the hard times. I love you more than anything in this world! Love your little KITTEN!

BEAUTIFUL TZADDI I am in Barcelona and you are in Seattle, I wish I was there to keep you warm. Missing you, ratta pinyada

MY DEAR JOSEPHA coolinary wiz and cat hair magnet, my discovery droog. you said "i'll be your bouy" and by bottlerocket, i am yours. love, s & the grlz

SEXY KQ you wig-wearin homey, inventor of the sausage roll, your smile makes my day when i get a chance to see you. we can still kidnap pooh bear. love s & r & the roll

ON THE RUN FROM JOHNNY LAW it ain't no Trip to Cleveland. Love, Mister H & the Lawnwranglers.

AMITY I know I've dropped it myself and I've even had it tossed aside like a cheap trinket more times than I'd like to admit. But I've picked it up and brushed it off. I see that some of the scuffs won't come off and it may not be perfect, but here's my heart.

TO MY BABY Just wanted it in print, I Love You and am very happy I get to spend my life with you. Love, The Bleching Queen of Brighton

AIDAN Always in my heart, Always in my mind, You'll always be, My Valentine, Liz.

FOS You are the inspiration in my life. I can't imagine it without you. I love you and wish you, (and us) all the happiness in the world. Love, Freck

LAURA M. FROM THE FISHERIES DEPT. your big white thighs are big white hot! R.

WHEN TAKU WINDS BLOW THROUGH JUNEAU IT'S ICY Going out to expose genitalia gets dicey / Stay in where it's cozy, I'll tickle your cheeks rosy / Day and night with poesy

CAAREN AND WENDY Thanks for taking care of my buddy for me. Me

POOP CHUTE You had me at the electronic "I'm supposed to talk to you?" You wooed me with your punk rock ways. This year we are to be married. Time has taken flight. I love you in all sappy ways possible and especially those that make others cringe. butt baby

FELIPE Thank you for decades of fabulous love and loving. "Oh comrade, the limb-loosener crushes me: desire." Yours, Beatriz

BOLING no body has ever eaten me like you can. you're the best life-partner anyone could ever ask for and you have the cutest butt i've ever seen. tracies is equally as cute, i love having friends like you and you're both my motor. love, Bro

DEAR ARFER Simply, you are everything. Love, Arfer

OH LITTLE DONKEY loon of the sahara / oh oh ee oh oh ee oh / oh little donkey / nightengale of the sinai / oh little donkey / wood thrush of the turkish hills / of the agean sea

TRACY AND THE PLASTIX i dream of you nightly and also drew a banana w/ sunglasses

OLY GIRL! you: drinking oly at party, wearing peacoat and red mary janes, your hair was black. me: drinking oly at party, wearing carharts and hoodie, short bleached hair. we: should make oly love!

A YEAR LATER, I'M STILL STUNNED WHEN I LOOK AT YOU In CW, Jones, the Sidecar; falling in love all over again. Frustrating; I'll have to mail you this paper.

SUGAR ON MY TONGUE julie gimme gimme some / let the water hold me down / home is where i'd like to be / lets lock ourselves together and not leave my bedroom for a week

ANDREA and you and I are the spectators (all too apathetic) / getting high to escape a cycle of hiking up ladders / to ring a bell / we're not romantic / we are honest / and that sounds like poetry / and that sounds like the music / yes. yes. yes. / that we both like.

WFB Thank you for all your bearish support. The cats and I love you. xxxxx ooooo

SWILLIAMS my heart aches w/out you near! join me at my house tommorow for wine and beer. i promise i won't barf in my boot again, and next time i'll buy breakfast.

AMEILIA i may have had a wandering eye since birth, but since we met my eye wanders only to you! let me be your body guard, and your long lost pal. we will feel the heat of the street in each other's arms i love you always, armen

ALDEN I love you bunny! I'm so lucky to have the best husband ever, Thanks for everything you do, Infinately yours, bunkin xxx

DITTO you are a breathmint after a nasty lunch, freshly laundered sheets, and a new comfy bra. let's shop everyday. i love your roommate, lets biscut and gravy!

JENJEN My darling princess from hell. Let's make this Valen-tine's hotter than Hades. (P.S. Scrambled or Fertilized?) Tofer

COTTON Valentine's Day haiku: Blue truck sleep in back / A trip to Benton Hot Springs / Love, just beginning. jenny

THE LOVE THAT STILL GROWS IN MY HEART Brings me back to the DAY we WED On VALENTINES DAY. Your sweet SMILE, your delicious eyes, I will never forget. I will love you FOREVER. My Las Vegas Valentine. YKIT.

TO MY SWEET BABY OF SPARKLING RED LOVE I love you in the morning dew, I love you in the evening haze, I love you in the deep dark night, So baby please love me tight... Passionate Lover #5

MEG MARY It's that time of year. STRANGER VALENTINES!!! I miss you a ton. Think about how this time last year we were punk rock junkies, skippin school to go to jack in the crack, and all that jazz. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! You make everyday like sunday. Ash

PICKLE LOVES YASHI.

ODE TO MUFFIN Roses are Red, Chocolate is Brown, Mardi Gras & Hurricanes, How does that sound? Please be my Valentine, Because you are so fine. Love, Kong

STACY venturing into the mystic with you by my side is a dream come true. Te amo. D.T.

ALINA MY LOVE now is the time, here is the place. The future holds much for us both, The road is at our feet, come walk with me! We shall take turns carring the load, I am here, I am now (and forever). Love David

TO THE POET i attached a kiss to every star that traveled over us that night. and now i just rest in your angel eyes, believing in what brings peace. zoe

DAWN we've been going for 2 years, hope there is more. I love you! Aaron

TO MY GIANT METAL SNOW PEA "Come crash on my shore again, 'cause the party's not over." You get a gold star, because YOU ROCK! luv, your Sleepy Baby Mouse

HEY KEITH Its your cousin. When are you going to come visit me and give me some of that down home family love? I want you. Fax me.

VALENTINES DAY SUCKS I never have a date.

NAM don't be a bitch and call me. that way you'll be my valentine. melissa.

KRISTA Let's dream of a magical world where your choices are about you, my choices are about me and between us love flows in an abiding, breathtaking stream, Elizabeth.

FOR SCOTT MY HOPELESS ROMANATIC. Love, BONNIE

MY PUNK ROCKING HARDCORE BOI i love you more than words can exist. julie ruin & gir may know how much, the neighbors may know at 2am how much, but i know its not more than too much. xoxo your grrrlie, megs

ANDREA The Oly show rocked my world. I wish I was your boy.

YOU handsome record-label-owner/attorney. Me: shy client hoping you're on my team. Am I on the mark? Let's have dinner-- I can name the place.

PAULY you're my spankiest love monkey! I long to give you pinchies and rubs each night and day. My love is true; let's never get off this magic carpet ride. Spanks!

TIMMAY DECEMBER AND JANUARY TOGETHER IN FEBRUARY. DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE CuM TOGETHER? I DO, I ALSO LOVE YOU! SO YOU BETTER BE MY VALENTINE OR ELSE YOU'LL BE LONELY IN MARCH! LOVE YOU ALWAYS, DECEMBER

MROW? Maffoo-Bug, I love you and want to meowrry you soon. Thanks for a great last year together and let's look forward to a ton more. Smooches and me-yous.......Your Kitten Mewling.

MY DEAR LITTLE CHICKIE BIRD You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You make me smile and laugh, and tolerate me when I'm weird. You are so patient. I'm so happy to be with you. I love you, I love you, I love you, your darling rutabaga

MOMMY BECKY Thanks for all of the late nights you get up to check my blood sugar levels, feeding me and caring for me. You're the greatest! Love Alex

TO MY FUZZY TIGGER For 5 short years you have made it a joy to wake in the morning. Your smile give me strength, you kisses give me shivers. Here's to many more years... Pooh.

SUNSHINE thoughts of you keep me warm at nights while i am kept far away from you in this cold land. no fairy tale is complete without a journey and as you have said, my sweet...this is mine. and you are with me now in my heart, always. butterfly

DEAR PIGLET I Will Always Love You and Run To You, if you need me. You are always kind, giving, tender, and make my juices flow. When does the rocking chair arrive? Your "Brother" Tigger.

HEY CUTIE, I'M TALKING TO YOU Top secret Valentine kisses from a super-smitten boy. You: AIS skater boy w/short Warhol-white hair, I gave you the lowdown on thrift store hotspots around Seattle a while back and now all I can do is blush! (heart), Lime Skittle

J BABY Hey sweetie, I love you, and that's forever. I can't wait to start our life together. Kiss kiss, later honey. COFFIEE

MISS HARDBOTTLE You are the Bull in my China shop. I think you are one of the coolest chicks i have met in a while. Are you just nice to me, or have I seen one too many John Cusack films?

E-Z ACTION kisses and moans from your superjew. Though my manner is biting, my intentions are more of a licking variety. "Ride the pony to sugar-town". I give you an IV infusion of creative influx and personal expansion! Kisses, your foreign fling.

T.G. "There is a stage with people we love when we are no longer seperate from them, but so close in sympathy that we live through them as directly as through ourselves....We push back our hair because theirs is in their eyes" -Nan Fairbrother There are no coincidences...

LITTLEFISH iloveyou.bemine. staymine. -bird

COMPANERAS If you were in Boston I would feed you luv-burger. love, RS

MOM We just wanted to say thank you and that we love you for devoting your love and your life to us! Brittny, Natalie, Caleb, Alyssa & Christopher

STICKY BUN Thanks for being you! I'm so glad Tuna came up and we met. So is Chooch! Here's to a wonderful friendship, with occasional bathroom visits. ;) Love, Tiki Hutch

MISHY, MISHY MISHY!! I love you more than waffles, or the espresso & longshoreman's. Every moment with you is bettermore.

THIS VALENTINE IS FOR MY C-A-T nothing to fear nothing to hide, all my loved ones were there with me. and we all went to heaven in a row boat. andy

GINA M. You are the sweetest Gemini girl & the only one I can trust! I love you! dancergirl/cc:)

JAPEAPE! Me and Vennie love making a Japewich every night! Smooch!

MICHAEL MY LOVE Our life together is full of deja vu because, like you said, it is the right path. It is if I have dreamed it all my life and now it's real. Your Valentine Always, Bethany

YOU ARE A MAJOR HOTTIE I LOVE WATCHING YOU GET ALL HOT AND SWEATY IN THE FRONT ROW!!! I WAS WONDERING IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE A VALENTINE IF YOU'D BE MINE???? FROM THE BLACK-HAIRED VIXEN IN THE BACK ROW WITH NO MORE ROSES!!!!

G "I glanced at her and took my glasses off -- they were still singing." (Wm.St.) i love you. more and more every day. eric

"B" U sleep on top of the city / Pierced and pretty / When your head gets dizzy / U call yourself "Lizzy" / But to me, U will always be / My Other Heart. Love, Jules

"HAV" I still remember that dynamite kiss you planted on me at Neighbor's. Hopefully we can do it again sometime! Love, Julia

ERNIE since the day I met you, I have never been the same. You have given me much love. You have shown me how to have faith in myself and hope for the future. I love you today, tomorrow, and forever. 1-4-3 Andrea

Erik it's me I Love you with all my heart and hope to see you on Valentine's day you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I will always Love you. Love eternaly yours, The one who will never give up on you

CORRIGAN AND GUY i love you guys like you were my motors. you're my lobster guy. and you're my tummy-buddy corrigan. a special happy slobbery kiss to both of you. happy 10th anniversary guy. love you two more than Buddist holy-cats. bro

TO MY DEAREST HILARY Although I rarely am afforded the chance to see you, your very much a vision of beauty to my humble eyes. I long for a cup of coffee, a movie or even a walk upon the beach. Please, just once before I leave, say yes. Your ALLIED admirer, Aaron.

SNOBALL I am crazy about you. Love K

JERRY BEAR Thanks for the cuddles, kisses and kink! Dish soap in the hot tub tonight?

J great butt! How about sharing it with the rest of the world?

HILARY I still hope you'll have my kids! Shall we start with an after dinner snack? NUM, NUM, NUM!

SHUNSHINE What a glorious new place we have built since our Independence Day! The moon, now, is orange, the sand, a pillow. My heart is yours. Love, Busby

N Happy to announce that my love for you can now be found on 10 out of 10 planets. J

YOU MAKE A SAFE PLACE TO POUR OUT MY LOVE The world goes still every time I look at you. You choose me and I choose you. I feel safe and precious. You meet me. You match me. This is where I want to drop anchor. J

J. Crazy about you. Maybe someday... K.

TO MY SEXY MUPPET-DANCER I love you more than anything; these last 3 years have been crazy and I hope our future is just the same. Love, your Norwegian Princess

LICK MY DYKE PUSSY! Shane 0 Shane, My Heather Moon, and Visa Decline.... BEHBEH!!! I love all of you! You Bitches, You Fucking Bitches!! Lick it!!! Happy VD! Mel Dyke Pussy

I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE DAY I DIE BUT I STOPPED CALLING You're just too fawking busy! It hasn't been about your pants for years- what am I, nuts?? Scottland

CINAMON EYES The sweetest thing I've ever known is like the kiss on a collarbone, or should I say on the back of my neck. The thing that makes my heart soar is when you take me out on the floor. Te quiero. Your flirt little skirt, guavab.

WITHOUT YOU, MY HOPE IS SMALL Let me be me all along. You let the fires rage inside, knowing someday I'd grow strong." Motley Crue. Happy Valentines Day James.. and thank you.

JAMES You're going to be very, very sorry. Happy fucking Valentines Day.

JACKIE Even after sleeping with you for nearly 39 years, I've never had a clearer nor more exciting vision of our incredible future together. Marsh

SOON TO BE DR. K you are my crush, you know or do you not? k.

JOSH Happy Birthday my best friend! On this day that symbolizes your life don't hesitate to make changes. You have alot to offer this world, and vis-versa. Love you, Kali.

OH OH LOGAN.

NATURE GIRL I kinda like you. Do you like me?__ yes __ no __ canary-loads -Butchy girl

SETH Chartering the un-crossed path. Secrets he holds by light. I will love you even in dust, and always in faith. Elizabeth

DEAR IAN A poem: With mac and cheese im happy, / With pez and lunchboxes too, / But fuzzy not as happy, / As when i'm close to you. :-D / Your Fuzziness is pleased. / I love you with the passion of a thousand passion fruits... / Your girl for time and all eternity, Tina

BABYDOLL Endless gratitude for being a guiding light in my life, without you, I would be lost. You mean the world to me. With undying love and devotion...Poopy

JESSE F Remember Pimp Daddy Mountain Sex night? I do, its a night I'll never forget. What a knee slapper. Sharis is not a democracy, just like our Federal Government. Love Thor

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL! Thanks For Putting Up With All My Outlandish Shit. I Love You For It. And I Know How Luckey I Am....Your So Rad Mom, Sis, Nathan, Ben, Matt, Courtney, Erika, Ash, Pun, Jake, Kelly, Brandon, Shawn, and Bryan. And All Of My Other Favorite People XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

BEN You Are The Sexiest and Most Fabulous, Even though your gay I still want you anyway, and you know it. This Is Just Jerimiahs opinion but maybe I need to get over it. Your So Rad, you can always make me laugh, especially at the wrong times. Sorry I'm Such A Needy Biatch, Thanks for enduring the christmas party this year. Love Always, OCD Girl

NANCY My Angel, My Love. To the woman who helped me ascend my higher form. Saved me from the darkest depths of myself from myself. To Me, you are the light bearer, the laugh bringer, the unconditional friend. I love you more and more each minute. Happy Valentines. Jean-Mario

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MOMMA NANCY!! I love you very very much and I know Daddy does to because he told me so. Love Baby Diesel

GUIDED BY HEARTS Will you be my salty salute, I hope so, because I want to touch your Hot freak. I'm still learning to hunt for you, I hope you do the same. I love you Jack.

I CHERISH MY FRIENDS Mo, Joley and Carol. I can't imagine what life would be without you. Thanks for all you do. I love you. Mimi

TO THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY DAUGHTER, LILY You are my sunshine. I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day filled with love. I wish more than anything we could be together, sweetie. I love you more than anything in the world, the universe...and Jupiter, too. Mama

SWEET GIRL I love your HOTHOT tongue! Here's to one year. sweet cheeks

CARRIE May our Valentines Day be filled with passionate kisses, clasped hands, ninjas flippin' out, and chopped heads. I love you more than Nintendo itself... Jesse

SARAH M, BABA & DIABLO miss you all tons, sending you big love from Ireland. Will you please book ticket to collect the new man I've met who I think you will like? Colin Firth (looks) meets John Belushi (humour) has job & is left side of normal. miss & love ya babe!

S. DANGELO I have expressed my apologies, felt my losses and still dream of better days, the kind with you by my side. As you walked back into the rain, I wonder if you realized it was my tears, the fresh flowers withering from the salt droplets...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to my Sexy Hoosier Love-Queen. Kiss Me, Pablo.

MY T When I think of you, I twitch with anticipation. Amarone, foie gras, and the Wicked Wizard - our life is full of sensual delight. I wish we were together more, but until that happens, remember I love you, more than chocolate. Your M.

TASTY KITTEN LOTION May your Frankenpussy heal... meowwww.

BARG!! i had a dream about you last night. we were making each other laugh hysterically. i woke up crying. i wish you would talk to me about what happened. i miss you every single day. james

SUZ Great floaters, great ass, great smile. I thought I'd save the best for last.

BRITT PIA Unconditional love is when you can fart on someones head and they still love you. You must really love me. But I will always love you more. Happy Valentines day my love. Carl

LIL' DANNY B Your biscuits of fury are mighty. No one can do the dirty gravy like you. See you on lovers day sweet tits.

BLUE-EYED BOSTON BOY I miss you terribly and think of you always. Oh pober oopee -- so, so much. YsgS.

A-1 I adore you. Spike

I WAIT IN THE BUBBLE BOX WHILE MY HEART ACHES WITH ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR RETURN Only your presence can tame the beast within. Grrrr, Tigger!

TO MY SWEETHEART I love you (and Weezer) more than anything in the world. You are everything to me. I've told you a thousand times, but now it's in print.

TO MY WIDDLE PUNKIN WUNKIN Punkin Wunkin, your cuteness reigns supreme over Allied. Shall we compare snow angels?

JULIET Whilst we listen to the Sigh Master pulling his hair, I long for your attention. Some day you will break from the hourly phone check ins and return my affections.... Romeo.

HILS I'll try not to crush your smokes. By the way, screaming like that should never be heard at work. Only in a dimly lit room, or on the beach at sunset!

PACKAGE BOY Not only do you have a great box, but you look terrific as a Preppy. You should try ties more often! Might get you even further with me....

BRYAN MC-CONFRENTATIONAL Happy #3 Valentines Day together. And more to come? You're my lobster. Love, Chicken

TO MY LOVEGIRL With you I curl. You make me whirl. Our love's unfurled. I love you girl. Love, your swirl."

TO MY HUNNY BUNNY I think of you and smile. I love when your feet touch me feet while we are sleeping. And I love your overalls. I miss you when you are not here. Love your Hunny Bunny.

SLEEPY Bub a dub a dub, bub a dub a dub bub. After all these years I still love your footballhead. Love Cushca.

PRETTY GIRL> the moon in your eyes, your lips on mine, a field of snow under our feet, and the headless snowman! contentment is having you back in my life. love, me

TO MY IB LAB SWEETIES I treasure the hours we spend together in our endless pursuit of knowledge, but it's time to take the next step: Lunch at Romio's next Friday? With love, EEW

JTL You will always be my love -- if not in this life, then perhaps in the next. EEW

FUZZY To the man I never thought I was lucky enough to meet. You make everyday more special than the last. I could never explain the way you make me feel, you are not only my lover but my best friend. I love you more than I thought I ever could. Crysdian

KUKIDO! Thank you for never wavering, even through the toughest times. Thank you for all the smiles and tickles and pokes and toast and soda. You are the sweetest bean. I love you endlessly, forever and ever, your little beansa.

NORMAN S YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE IN THIS GRAY PLACE. 4 YEARS AND STILL IN LOVE LIKE IT WAS THE FIRST DATE. WE HAVE HAD IT ROUGH, BUT BABY, LOVING YOU HAS MADE IT WORTH EVERY MINUTE. M.E.B.

TYLER baby, you are my one and only. i love you more than the sun is bright, more than the days are long. love from you know who

DADDY NORM AND DADDY ERIC IT'S VALENTINES AND WE CAN'T TALK, SO WE SENT THIS MESSAGE TO SAY: HAPPY VAL-ENTINES DAY. BRITTANY AND BERRYL

DEAR H.T. I'm shy too. Come talk to me. Maybe we can get together sometime and watch Buffy. Love, that hot guy

DEAR ERIN Let's get together and go comic book shopping. Did I ever tell you you're crazy, but in a good way? Love, that hot guy

JAMES It seams like yesterday that we met and fell in love. Ten years have gone by since then and I can't imagine my life without you in it! Time nor distance can break us up; it only brings us closer. Thank You for offering your support, love, friendship, and strength all these years. You are the wind beneath my wings. I miss you very much and patiently await my homecoming! I Love You, Tracy

RYAN you beautiful, sexy boy! there is nothing more in the world i want than your body...

I LOVE YOU TIBERIO ...for being unbelievabley cocky, for letting me laugh at your accent, for lighting my dark night. You bless my life with your presence. Love Habib III

RENE I know this guy, and he's really into you. Oh wait, it's me. Love you, babe! Ryan

TO MY ONE AND ONLY "SPRUCE MOOSE" Being with you these last 5 months have been the best days of my life. Not only are you the love of my life, the stars in my sky, but you are my best friend. I couldn't think of anyone I would rather spend the "most romantic day of the year" with, than you. I look forward to spending everyday ahead of this one, with you. Love forever and always - your "Silly Goose"

PEACHEZ Wanna go for another spin on the ice? Next time, you drive. All my love, angel. Your little psycho.

FRACTALMAN I apologize for sticking my thumb up your ass. It was unintentional. Is that the reason you're not speaking to me? Next time I'll bring lube and more consideration.

DUCHESS Well, our Dramatic search for lasting love and luscious lip continues. But I'll always have Larry the Sock Monkey, he understands me. Thanks for listening, Cherry D. Have a bratty V-Day! Your pal, Ron G.

ALEXIA my Goddess, my Diva, my Princess, my Worshipped and Adored one, my Ideal, my beloved Bride - All my Love, all that I am, and all that I shall be, are Yours, forever. Christopher

JAMES CYRUS STEWART I wanna kiss you again. For real, baby.

DEAREST AMY K AND TOM G Congratulations on your long-awaited engagement! The visible dialogue of your energies is immensely inspiring. I'm honored and touched to be a witness to this time in your lives. With love and admiration, Sunny

MY DARLING VILLA GIRLS-K, A, L, J Words alone cannot describe how fortunate I have been to know each of you. Whenever I am in your presence the day brightens and my heart melts just a little bit. May our friendship never meet an end. All of my love, Jacob

K. Cupid shot his arrow right through this Psyduck's heart. Psy-aye-aye! Be my Misty! XOXOX N.

A-BOMB! Thank you for your wonderfully explosive impact on my heart and my life. With you, Baby, ain't no sound sweeter than 'KABOOM!' Love, Shteinvay.

DANIEL ZULLER I just wanted to let you and everyone know how much 'I LOVE YOU'! Thank you for being my best friend and the love of my life for the past eight years. Happy Valentine's Day to you and our children, Hunter & Ariana. I LOVE YOU! Kimberly Zuller

CROUCHING KORY, HIDDEN HAND JOB Being with you is like having every great element in my life bundled up in a skinny white guy, but even if you loose all of those great characteristics your still white and that's all that matters. I love you.

SCOTTY I may be 1000 miles away, but my heart belongs to you always. I Love You! Happy Valentines Day. Marco

TO WILLY MY LOVE Happy valentine's day and happy 4th anniversary! I love you SO much, you're a fabulous person and a wonderful partner. You're simply adorable and I love our little life with our cute pets (in our beautiful condo (haha). I'm looking forward to many more movies, dinners, basketball games, shopping trips, dog park visits, snuggling in bed, and hot showers with you. I love you! Welly

TO MY GRANDMA I heard that you didn't have a valentine yet, so I jumped at the chance when mom told me. You're the best grandma ever! Thanks for all the treats, belly rubs, letting my eat your chair and scratch your floor, and for letting me sit on the couch (mom never does). Oh, and the food you make is a lot better than mom's! Lots of love, Tucker the Granddog

BRETT Thank you for being my obnoxious partner in crime. Happy Valentine's Day...Love, D

I LOVE MY SWEET DONETTES The new CD is great. I want to be PITCHIN' WOO with you. Call me.

CALE I think of the friend I run to, I lust over the creator of my throws of ecstasy, I dream of romantic sweetness. You encompass them all. You are my everything and I love you. Your Angel

RY From the day I met you I knew you were the one. You're so perfect for me and I love you so much! I'm giving you my forever and 267 days :) Love, Jen

JOEY A THANK YOU GIVING US TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, THREE WORDS, SAY IT ALL, I LOVE YOU. LOUIS A

TO THE MOST CHOCOLATELY PIRATE With legs like a thoroughbred and lungs like a jet engine, it's no wonder your poots singe my delicate nose hairs. ai- yuk eng

LOLA Tus sinewy poops en el bano me hace tan feliz para shack up contigo. Con todo mi corazon, BeBiDa tuya.

RICK Love you lots! Sharon

RYANN Hurry back home...I miss you while you're away because Rocky gets all the attention! Thanks for being there when I have bad dreams. Happy Valentines Day! Love Always, Coby

NOSAJ Millions of rolls of toilet paper couldn't express how much poop you mean to me. Keep on Squattin' - AILAM

JAMIO Thanx fer tha socks, they scrunch in just the perfect manner, just like your eye sight, fake glasses wearer. Smooches, A Super Mario Fan

DEAR MR. SQUIRREL MWAH MWAH MWAH! yours, lady monkey

JHWIV What a wonderful 4 years. There is nothing I love more than being in your life. With all my heart, Your Girl

I LOVE YOU MONA You are so cute and sweet. I love how you keep your room, So nice and very neat.

SPARKIE, VIPER, AND TURBO THUG!!! What can I say here??? Basically, you three rock my mortallity... if it weren't for yous, sleep wouldn't be a luxury!!! W3

MONA One word: POO!

TERRY You are the love of my life and I hope that this will be the first of many Valentines to come! Everyday is a blessing with you. We are the richest people in the world! Happy Valentines Day. *Mwah!*

RM I toast Fate NP cheated on you and became a junkie. Off the warpath, over the farce, you're onto a new path of trust, love and peace. Yours, DD.

I WAITED A LONG TIME TO MEET A BLIND TURTLE Life is stranger than fiction. Who knew you'd stumble upon a rat on the superhighway? Your Divine Ms. G

APK Sing me a song! Ooohhh! Austin... Secret Squirrel... Are you nervous?! You have brought laughter, music and intelligence back into my life. Thanks for the patience. J"C"K

TO THE BEAUTIFUL TATTOO'D ARTIST BOY IN UNIFORM I never see you out and about (in a boat?) anymore. I miss you lots and wish you were mine. bad me.

TEMPT ME away from the repressed, celibate side of the force. I wanna get dark which yew!

GUEN 5 years later, many critics proved wrong, and still my love (amongst other things) grows for you every day. Hmmm, MANY more years of face-sitting & handcuffs? Love HappyGoth!

C.H. You are the snatch master of the universe! I will make you a crown proclaiming your title so all will know when they are in the presence of the great one. I love you! K.J.

INSOMANIACAL GEMINISKIRT only two things in life are as luscious as the pearly blossoms of skin you maintain; true love and rose petals. Tranquilate, Iamimina

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVIE your superb sistering skills amaze me. a thousandfold thanks full of whimsey. Mimsey

DID I TELL YOU YET TODAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU? My best friend, my husband, and my lover. How lucky am I? You rawk my world, Joely.

MR. CHARLIE PLEASE DRUM ON MY HONEY POT SOON! LUV, YOUR LITTLE MISS CURLEY CUE!

DADDY You're the best! All my little baby love, Nathan

MARNI Thanks for waiting for me to finish rehab! I still have emotional problems that make it hard for me to live but I go on anyway, with you. dave

THIS KIND OF CERTAINTY COMES, BUT ONCE IN A LIFETIME I love you. Happy Valentine's Josh. Your baby, Sterling.

I BELIEVE IN ANGELS, THE KIND THAT HEAVEN SENDS I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends." Happy Valentine's Didi! Love, Sterling

BONOBOS Thanks for the best five years of my life. I can't wait to see what's next. Love always, Champagne

MAY-MAY Have a great day! Dreadlocklove! You have the sweetest ass! All Love, The Family, Stace, Lindsey, P-Rick, Jackie, Dirty C, Flora, Mel, Heidi, Jones, Nodak B, Rob, Dave

I LOVE YOU BOO! Your gentle smile, loving embrace and insatiable sex drive have made me the happiest man alive. I HEART YOU BECCA!

MANDY SUE I'm gonna marry you. Love, Buck

STEVE You're a great lover and a friend. No way am I selling you on Ebay. Here's to more music, breakfasts in bed, and coming home late. Love Julie

WILLIAM To put my feelings for you into words is nigh unto impossible. You are dearer to me than life itself. I love you. CarolAnne.

I LOVE MONA!

MLWC You are my wboc, my one-and-only. You make my heart melt. You are my purpose. I love you the best. Your wboc and SweetestPea.

ERIC You make me happy. You make me laugh. You make me breakfast. You make me want to drive fast and accelerate out of the turns. I love you. Nin

CLAIRE Growing in fondness, our long nights on your unbounded floor trumpet the sweet song of divine love and comfort my soul with the balm of your sweet lips. Bradley

HAZEL-EYES Little buttercups and wild daisies, by the lily pond remember baby? Blowing Dandelions my only wish is you. Love Always, Luna

MY DEAREST NICOLE I love you so much. I love you for all the reasons a person can love someone. So will you please be my valentine? From, Nick

MICHAEL Your as sweet as candy and hotter than a hot tamale. I adore every inch you! Yours Forever, Mona

I SAW U AT SOCCER GIVING ME THE EYE One hour late for our first date, It was worth the wait. Bises, mon sweets!

SHAWN My gummy bear lover, I love you dearly. I cant wait to sqeeze your cute little ass. Shower!!! The more we share together the happier life becomes. Your Elizabeth

ARM You are mine now, forever. Be it in seattle, santa barbara or greece. REK P.S. I LOVE ELIMADATE!

KRISTIE When you lay your head on my chest Your blonde hair curls round my heart carressing it with soft waves of love Enticing the light from my heart. Mike.

FARM BOY Fetch me that pitcher! Five years later, you're still the best thing I ever took home. Love from Yr Devoted Wife and Insanely Hyper Fetus.

SUSANNAH GYPSEBUTTERFLY You are the love of my life. Each day I spend with you is better than the last. Life partners are hard to come by... Love Your Honna

P&J MEDDICK Yes you! We love you and miss you. Come out and play soon. A+R Kick

SCOOTER You are the sexiest man alive and I love your little red convertable. Any woman is lucky to have you. See you at Mulleady's. Love, the little redheaded girl.

REK Destiny, Love, Strength. Here's to the next 60 Valentine's Days...at least. Toujours, Ambere.

SCHPLINKY, SCHPLINKY YOU'RE SO FINE You're so fine you blow my mind. I cannot believe its been nearly 20 years since our first date. Thanks for putting up with me. Love, your Bub.

NICOLETTE It stopped raining! Come back soon and soak up the vitamin D. Santa Barbara misses you. Amber xo

ANDREA Happy Valentine's Day to you and Charles. Toast a White Russian and think of us! Come soon, we can't wait to see you. Love, Princess & Dork. xo

SWEETIE You and me. Was, will be. Love your honey with my tea. You are too precious. I love you forever--Grumpifluffifums (the Horker)

KATE AKA KAT PUSSY You rock my world and I'm never going stop missing you when you leave. Know I'm crazy about you. -wouldn't you like to know

BARISTA BOY Happy Valentines Day! Betcha didn't know I have a massive crush on you...

YO FOOF Thank you! We're going to miss you, sister! Knock 'em dead. Happy Valentines Day

SEXY SARAH you're the best stroke in the world! I'm glad I'm your cox you sexy little devil! -K

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BAR-FLY! I Love You! Yours Truely, Olde English 800 Malt Liquor

ADAMANATOR miss you while here in the city and you're somewhere in the jungles of Olympia. Keep inspired, my little pookie. We should make some art soon. Your big momma, in Seattle.

CAKE You are the sweetiest and the cakiest. Love, Your cake.

GARCON DANS MON CLASSE DE FRANCAIS AVEC LES LONGS CHEVEUX BLONDS ET ONDULEUX Tu es formidable et mignon! Je ne suis pas une "stalker", seulement un quelqu'un qui vous admire. Vous me rappelez de Dutronc en les annees-soixante. Maintenez ce "bon travail" et ton facon gallique, bien sur!

SWEET MEGAN JANE A Valentine for my wife! The odyssey started in Iowa...soon we'll have critters running around meowing or saying "Mommy" and "Daddy!" It's all good! Love, Dave!

DARKWING keep shin'n you sexy sexy mo fo.

TOM TOM I hope all your dreams come true my darl'n. love princess M

BABYPIE! I wouldn't give you up for all the cheesesteaks in the world. Thanks for being in a functioning relationship with me. I love you, Alyson

ECO BEN YOU LOGGED MY FOREST NOW I'M GONNA LOG YOUR'S. LOVE A-TEAM GIRLZ

BECCABECCA2000 you are the wind beneath my wings. Z

MR. "3-INCH" HELMES Suck on this Bitch. Truly Your's Mr. T

FOR THE TALL BLACK GORGEOUS MAN FROM ITHACA Come to the Bahamas with me and help me build a love-makin shack. LOVE the bobsey twins

LOVE T.K.O. We two-stepped clumsily to this song. Our hearts were light. Our love-making noisy and intoxicating....still love you yum-yum Happy V-day. c.b.

TRAVIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUBBA!!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTLY THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD! HAVE A WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY! XOXOXOXOXOXO LOVE, YOUR WEE-FAY WENDY

E. Mushy... no. Gushy... yes. I cherish our spontaneous romps and endless pursuit to be the "things that go bump in the night." I'll spare you the flowers and just say your are the best lover I've ever had. And I promise I'll never say I love you. Jen

LITTLE! LITTLE! LITTLE! LITTLE! LITTLE! LITTLE! LITTLE! Meow!

YES, THIS IS A MUSHY DAY Full of mushy words to say, But I think of you all the time, So Please just by my Valentine! I love you Poopy. Love, Booby

JENIE Your eyes: too captivating, Your smile: enriching, Your empathy: boundless, This: only one of many valentines I'm sure. xoxo, M

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY ROOMMATE your mother sucks cocks in hell. love, jenny

THIGH-HIGH WEARING BOY You are more of a girl than those who came before. Will you be my valentine and let me under your skirt again? Your lesbian lover, M.

GENIE I love you in ALL the tenses. Thanks for pushing me to grow stronger. Whooo's a good partner? Happy almost 5 months! Love, your anti-racist, ever-hopeful counterpart.

NASHIKA, NASHIKA, NASHIKA Je t'aime et Je t'adore. I love you. You are my sister and my Miss Cleo psychic advisor and friend. Thanks for putting up with my hot temperament.

TO MY DEAREST POOPY BEANER BENNY BOB You are my prince. I love you so much. Messy Mandie

BBC I love you. I think of you always. Happy Valentine's Day. Yours, MEL.

RPMCMURPHY you so hot in the rocker pants! when is the second cumming? don't forget, i love you. no death.

SAUL You are the best friend and lover a girl could ask Cupid to bring her! I LOVE YA BABE!! Jen

TORTILLA You are in my heart. No matter what happens, I'm glad we got this second chance. Together someday we will conquer the world (BEWARE!) Love, your Salsa P.S.: "With knobs on."

HEY B! Yeah, it's me. I'll be calling you that for a long while so pay attention or I'll kick you in the back. Ha ha ha! Love, Boo-Boos

ES*GIL*TY* & I ARE THE LUCKIEST NAZWAS WEST OF CAIRO We love you more than Minn loves her Mississippi, Pagoo his tidepool. Whaddya say, let's hie to Whangerei?

KEITH You are not a hippie. Don't ever forget it sweetass. Thank you for all the drunken times we've had. I'm looking foward to having your alien baby...love, Colleen

LJ TANAKA Mamasita, still sweeping the floor? you da babe, miss the coffee walks and good times and the kids, love from your good friend overseas.

MARTY I love you tweety, and our beautiful babies. Happy Valentine's Day!!!! Tanya

KELSEY AND MORGAYNE Happy Valentine's Day Girls!!! We love you tons!!! Mom and Dad

NOT SONICS GAMES OR PUNK ROCK CAN KEEP ME FROM SHE i love you naomi love da da danny boy see you at noon that day love danny

DH I love you...You're the one and only gyspy for me... IE

LINDSEY I still want to run around the woods in deer suits during hunting season! How about a "Triangular Pepper Sandwich" picnic? Your my Love and friend for life! Cockeye

KGI mrrp, mrrrp, meow! You are the dreamiest thingy and no, you haven't lost them and you never will. XXXXX from m, foozT. and the sexy green monster.

CHRISTOPHER I love the way your green eyes sparkle when we're under the dream lights...love you long time my prince, Jen

MOM (LINDSEY) You feed us, put us out to potty, give treats and walk us. Sorry we're sometimes bad! We just want on the couch with you! Love you lots! Mazzy/Henry

POPEYE I love you more than words can describe. love, olive

SARAH WHILE YOU WERE OUT, matt called. he said to say that he's been thinking about you this morning, and that he loves you.

DC I think anyone w/Mars in Leo would like to see his name in print:there is no emotional affinity:I am getting ENGAGED:I thought that would make you happy! :)cc

TO MY FAVORITE PUMPKIN I celebrate irish cream pie done right, those magical 10 minutes at 8am and 8pm, your picture in a frame, (electric) naked time...

GINCHIEO In the words of the Sugarhill Gang, "you're like hot butter on my breakfast toast." Happy Valentine's Day, kiddo. Ginch

DAN SAVAGE! Your wicked sense of humor and wit make you irresistable. Setze dich auf mein Gesicht, und ich schaetze dein Gewicht! Dein - Tom

TO MY CLINGY VALENTINE Looking forward to a happy future with you and the Izzinator! Thank you for being you! Love, Sweet P.

SPEEDY MOTORCYCLE OF MY HEART I'll love you forever. scarlet

KENT Our love keeps growing, our trust keeps increasing, and our fun keeps exponentially expanding - all to fill the universe we have created between us! This year: Belize, here we come! love, Julie

DEAR DANGEROUS DOUG Darling Little Pervert Boy, my sweet pea, Padawan Wrangler, the voice of reason: I love you utterly, entirely, and forever. From your Monkey.

MONSTERDOG I love to scratch your belly and make you pant and howl. Come here and let me give you a treat you'll never forget! Grrrrrr!!! -- Doggie Screams More!

"K" MY SWEETIE I love you so much. Seattle sucks a little less with you in my life. I promise to never pull a bread knife on you again. "S" Thanks guys and gals, S

A Happy Valentine's day from your tough career business woman! Valentine's day breakfast on me. I love you! Monkey Mitt

HEY FRONT OF THE HOUSE BOOBOO You can fill my profiterole with luscious BooBoo pastry cream anyday. Merci beaucoup for the much needed hair snuggles! XOXO The Evil Baby Cat

EMMA AND GALADRIEL i love you both so much. i miss you and i wish that i was with you guys. love, your devoted sister, Deanna. Violet misses you to.

MUNKACHU! thanks (again) for a great year (again). you rawk my world. looking forward to the next big adventure with my beautiful laydee.

JEANNINE Whenever love manifests itself, it is a wonderful thing... with you in my life it will always be spring. Thank you for being the wonderful thing in my life. Jeff.

ROLO It's been 'sexciting'--get down here and let me warm those buns! You're the horniest! Spank the bad pony!

T.D. We were fools. All it needed was the conviction of working together as a team to discover the simple truth. I'm deeply sorry.

CLAUDE Soon...we'll be complete. Clarise

TO MY RED APPLE SEDUCER The long nights with it and now is broken and ripped to shreds unlike our new love that will grow and become more beautiful forever. me plus you.

MUNKUS all the ways. for always. n

MARILEE Despite what you said, I would like a chance. Your friendly neighborhood red.

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER Buttscrubs and winkles!

I SPOONITCHA YOUR STINKYBUTT AND PINCHSANA YOUR SWEATYMONSTER with you i am complete. WB clan forever!

SWEET GIRL i hope you still keep me warm while i sleep next year.

HEDGEHOGS, PENGUINS AND EVEN BATS HAVE NOTING ON YOU AND YOUR TASTY TOES Rock star love is the only love for me, and your kisses sweeter than pirosky.

THE DUCKIES LOVE YOU BUT NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS I DO! This past year has been the best I've had in all my life, simply because you're in it. XOXO, Goofball

MY FAIR ABIGAIL Having met you has brought me incredible joy. Your name comes to mind when I wish upon shooting stars. As friends or more, I embrace the future together with longing. Steven

POODLE BUTT... I am so glad you're my baby, and I know we'll last forever. You are a magnet and I am steel. All my love Buttercup

BILLYBEAR I love you sweetie. With everything that we have been through it means a lot that we are still together. You're my other half. Love from your girl.

MY DEAREST LITTLE HANKUSPANKUS SEX MACHINE LOVER MUFFIN HOT PANTS I love you so very much, happy V-day baby cakes, you're the bestest ever!!! Love, Darcy

MUCH LOVE TO MY SUGAR BEAR! Ian

H bite me, spank me, whip me, molest me on a bed of broccoli, I'm yours to make you blush. S

YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH, DO YOU? but you know i completely adore you, you poser... weren't we supposed to go get a beer right about now?

KELLEY! you're just the best, i love you dearly. petunia

SHE CHANGED THE LOCKS You're dangerous, you know it. She tried to still your pen. I know you're in love with her, but you have to move on.

LULU I miss U. Lola

OH SABRIIIINA... i know how much you love looove, i do too! love you SO much. schniff! (there's your hint) p.j.

ANNETTE Somewhere in your soul, / Words form in your heart, / Float through your lips. / Touch me. / When near, I move toward you. / When not, I just smile. / Love feels good. / Thankyou. Tom

LESLIE I love you love cup

BINKY YOU HAVE TURNED MY CASUAL PROSE LIFE INTO A SONG. THANK YOU FOR MOVING ACCROSS THE COUNTRY AND FOR BEING THE BEST GRILFRIEND ON THE PLANET! LOVE, ELIZABETH

HI PIE I love you more than Trading Spaces and Iron Chef. More than anything in the world, actually. Love, Rabbit.

SLIPPASOCK Toast and naps, New Year's Day balcony, Sibelius... How do I say it? I'm happy. I want more. I love you in this big, impossible way. :) Matt

JOSH I saw you at the Issaquah Denny's and I should have known then. Wasn't the wait worth it? I love you more than the little rat bastards. Kisses, Jessica

SELL HOTDOGS? Well DO YOU? I don't think so. Happy VD Fuckhead. xoPuppies

IN A PICKLE, AS YOU PUT IT The chemistry is there, it's the timing, you say. Well someday then, sometime. I'm yours, grumpy, save a thought for me.

BEAN I love you. You're a good girl. Love Fran

YOU'RE STILL THE VOLE OF MY LIFE! From the 4-leaf clover to the B&O rainbow, the magic gets schmookier and schmookier. Looking forward to a summer of love, xoj

YEE-HAW!!! New Mexico is full of Rompin Stompin Cowboys. I stick out like a swore thumb. I wish you guys were here. Rock 'N Roll Victory!

FOR MY SWEET LOVIN' HUSBAND-TO-BE I'm so glad we did it in the Butte. My life will never be the same. Love, your lady with the magic fingers.

BOOFACE MAOW I love you so much, you have no idea!!! I look forward to a long life together, Japan, London. You are so beautiful and wonderful!!! your booface kitten

PAPI DIAMOND C Can you believe it's been almost 7 years? You rock my world King of Metal! ;) Te Quiero con todo mi corazon (and you know it), Canaria

DEAR MARK You are so hot. Love, the girl with your guitar pick.

DONKA! I love you sooo much! You are the angel that God gave to me. Even if you are lactose intolerant-I love your Nite-Nite Shoes! Love you for all my lifes!!!! Love infinity, Sonka

MILES your kisses make me melt. your touch makes me sizzle. i love you. the chilly. xoxo

DEAR CUTE COMPUTER GEEK Thank you for a wonderful year together. I love you very much! Love, Hot Guitar Chick

Q-BABY I'm so sad you're not with me now. Someday soon we can watch underdog fart out the mushroom cloud onto a leprechaun. Miss you. Edie.

NEEDOG Will you take me to your paradise? Make me feel relaxed and all right? In the roo with the bj too just dorking around and making or own rulz!

HEY THERE RANDY BOY Looking forward to you to coming over to play. I love ya.

THEO I love you more than I love ebay. But, maybe not shoes.. because their a girl's best friend. I love you so much, I'll even watch sports programs with you. I'd even give you the last bite of my burger. WOW! huh? XOXOXO CA

RYAN-ANGEL The softest cheek, sweetest flesh, kindest heart. So much love. Sugar Pop Rocks

KU-RI-SU-TAN SU-MI-SU-SAN! You dance divinely, daah-ling! What's that? Your hair? Fabulous, as usual, so why do you keep asking? Since your crushes won't, I'm wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day.

WESLEY It's been a year. I think it's time for you to share some credit, Christo/Jeanne-Claude style. It's up to you, but not really, since I insist. Andrew

BABYLOVE your sea-green eyes strewn with coral leave me breathless everytime i gaze into them. my desire for you will never diminish.

SLAYER My immortal soul burns only for you. Brick Angel

NATHAN J You're the bestest Monkey ever! We love you! Mommy and Daddy

DIESEL You will find your two truest loves awaiting you in the most tantalizing manner. The cheesecake and I can't wait to show you how much we appreciate your attentions.

DAVE... (MY FAVORITE PIG) I love you more and more with each passing day. My heart belongs to you. I love you! Love, Becca

TO MY SHAO BOWZI I'm happy to be with you, and I want to show my love for you everyday not just on Valentines... Love, Jen

OLIVE JUICE My studly hunky boyfriend, you're my favorite monkey and the apple of my eye. I am so lucky to have you! Becs

TO MY FROG PRINCE my knight in shining armor..Ti amo Amore Mio. ho bisogno di te.

TE AMO, PAPI, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! You make my heart go pitter patter pitter pat. I love you, Casper.

MTS eyes shut to see you / sleep just to dream you / heart purrs / reason blurs / touched your mask / loved your face / sweet boy, you see I am still here. dmc

GOSH, COC Walk, bleed, dance, rage, eat, laugh, weep, hug, hiff, work, tingle, seep, play, go, stand, speak, breathe, fight, mother. Us sharing always. I Love You, Corey. Ever, Nana.

TODOS LOS DIOS tutti i giorni, chaque jour, every day.... dearest...

DEAREST PETER wishing you a year filled with hot, horny casual sex, and minimal self-help book psychos. much love, your personal personal ad editors.

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM Life is not perfect, words of comfort that carried me through my life, until now... xocynth

DANIEL I love you, and your bad cat too! Mike

HEARTS AND ROSES AND LOTS OF NO-DOZES you're my hero sarah fine. sam-i-am

ATTENTION CHUMPY BARANUS I think you should get on the stick around here and keep it real in the 2002. I love you guys and all you represent. Love Flo.

LUKIE you put the shuffle in my truffle. Love always, Cottage Cheese Report

BEN Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit. I love you, Katie

SARA You make Ballard sunny all year round. Love your Add-Bardahl Soul Sister!

HAY BUDDAY Eeets Valentines Day ova here! You are my chocky heart of best buddies! Love, P1

JAKE N You are a hot number, too bad you always get the same thing for lunch every day. What's new? nothin. Love, Vipe Out

HEATHER I love you, I'm so glad we're together! Love, Ron

DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO KIM Good luck with not being famous, you are my star. Love always, Houseboater.

STAUSS You are the apple on my scrapple and the dance in my pantz. Forever your TimeCracker, Rocky.

BARRY Thanks for always being there for me, and for all the little things you do. I want to spend forever with you. I LOVE YOU! Wendy

TEEEDY! Happy valentine's day beeeeeeatch! I lubs you more than Chicken Fried Chicken. xoxoFlo

SUE You are the Massage in my Passage. The Callahan in my Custom Van. Love always, R

BEHIND THE WATERFALL deafened / i wrote on your hand / "i love you"

KEVIN (AKA#35) you are the P in my 1, the nack in my snack, the dance in my Ballet. xoxoxoxo Rox

MATEOMONKEY, THE SEXIEST BARISTA IN SEATTLE i wish you were straight and were my huzzband. we could choose fondue sets for our registry. if only if only. I Love you my dear partner, LeLe LePlix

SPECIAL-T You are a brilliant intriguing and rare flower. Dance B.

BENNY HOOKS I don'kno it's like it's so weeeeed. Happy Valentine's Day Poo! XOXOXO Flo

G-RAY! I love you more than Dr. Otis's Breakdance Camp. You are the Turbo in my Ozone! Love R

JOE You're the cutest, funniest, box buildin'est, car explodin'est, pimp beatin'est, spy assasinatin'est, mask findin'est, making-me-feel-goodest boy a girl could want. Coats

I LOVE YOU PEANUT HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! LOVE, RACHAEL

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SHAQUEE-QUEE! LOVE, RACH

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DUDE! All new episodes of dismissed AND celebrity dismissed AND Becoming. We've got a long day ahead xoxoxo, R

SH der de der der der der, der de der der der der. XOXO Cetera

HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE IN TOWN TO READ THIS BABY BOY, JASON HAPPY HEARTS DAY. Daddy

BECCA! JASON! CAM! CAMI! You're the best friends money can buy! I love you more than Nilla Wafers! Ever Grateful and Ever Dateless, Michele

MAMI Jour Daddi lufs jew. I do, I do, I do,!!! I cang't whait. Jew are gonna luke so pretty to me! All my luf for eva, Papi.

LSAT, KEBIN & FLO you Foos are so soft and delicious, and way betta' than 24 FREE dinners at Cucina Cucina. Luf, The Man with the Mexican Accent.

KYMBERLY You are proof that happiness can exist. No other word could describe how you make me feel. You mean the world to me, and I love you supremely. Steven

CA-CA, CA-CA I love you like thailand & greece combined, like vintage clothing, ebay & Alias all mashed up and served on a warm plate smothered in gravy. -mr. cardio

SJK It's been over 2 years now -- won't you just stop by to pick up your toothbrush? AB

BRIAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE COOLEST, MOST SWEETEST GUYS I KNOW! I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALWAYS PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE. ASHLEY

HEY KATE!!! Happy Valen-tines Day doll!!! Will you be mine? (teehee) XO roar "... i know the reason i want to curl up in your room"

ANDRIO YOU DON'T NEED THOSE HO'S, YO!!! GIVE ME A SHOUT!!!! YR NON-VALENTINE LOVER. e*

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT I'D MEET MY COMPUTER GEEK @ DV8?! Thanks for laughs, dinners, good sex and that RIDE HOME! Happy Valentine's Day from Your Red Apple and Wooz!

STEVE K. I know we got off to a rocky start. but I hope that we can share "quiet evenings at the desktop" together soon. Yours, EH

CHUMMY I thought you'd never come back. That I'd lost the one person that truly made me happy. Thank you for proving me wrong. I love you so much. Chummy 2

DAVE I have had a crush on you for 4 years and you've known it. So are you ever gonna do anything about it I wish you would!! Love Ashley

DEAREST KUSE If I had know my "Captain America costume" would have done this, I never would have worn it. Please take me back. Yours, Wakely

AND YOU WANTED ME TO GET YOU A PEZ...

MEREDITH HAPPY 4th ANNIVERSARY! I love you with all my heart. Every year I fall in love all over again. your my angel I love you, Krista

YOU SAID, "COME BACK TO BED," AFTER YOU SLEPT ON MY LAVENDER FLANNEL SHEETS and I keep coming back to bed and life with you just keeps getting better, love...

DADDY I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Mommy

OLEG every new morning with you, makes life much better than the day before. your Angel

ADAM thanks for 2 years of putting up w/my bratiness, east coast travels (you love the humidity) and puppy care. i love you lots...andrea

THE BEAUTIFUL BARISTA (ERINN) WITH 2 N'S You have an incredible, sweet, warm smile that makes my day! Your sexy, brown eyes tell a tale of TEMPTATION! Give in to that temptation and say yes to lunch. Can you find the time? Peter

LOVE-GIRL Five years of perfect biscuits. I could just squeeze you til toothpaste comes out. Big slurpy kiss from your Pudding

ZACH I love you! You make me sparkle every day. You are the most wonderful friend and lover I could ever imagine having. Erin

DEAREST ELENCHOS You are the most adequate boy in the universe, and your cats and dogs are horrifically freakish. I wish I could see you more often. K

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY To the most fierce gang of gals around, the Ballbrakers! Even without Lars, it's sure to be aces. "Don't fool yourself, we keep track." Cleo

KEVIN Happy Valentines day!! I think you're the best...you're the coolest kid in town!! Thanks for being my friend...you know you want more!! Love K

BYRON My little skater boy, where have you gone? Don't you know I'm missing you...I've been sad without you here by my side like you said you would always be. Still loving you. Kristin

HAPPY V DAY KBS!!! the dreaded instructor :)

SECRET AGENT NURSE love of my life, I can't imagin myself, Malachy, or life itself, without you. For ever after. I love you unconditionally. I'am at home with you. Handyman

TO MY LIONBABY I'm truly happy to be with you. I desire to keep our love a fire. For they can never tear us apart.

ANGEL PYE the River is strong, let go of the bank, float out into the middle, let the water tickle your skin, you are loved deeply.

TO MY KENTUCKY BOY you're somone I can sing, dance, and make out with... mmm mmm good. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. love, C

KAT I love you very much sweetie. You are the most beautiful, interesting, and sweetest girlfriend I have ever had. Love, Vanessa

CRAZY COURIER Do you smoke not-cigarettes? You inspire, amaze, turn me on. Black chair, Whistler, Vancouver Freight elevator??? Here's to more memories. Happy Valentines Day Always, IS Support

I LOVE YOU COSTA RICA BOUND BOY Already can't wait for the fun when you get back from your jungle adventure! Now lets have some fun before you go.

DEAR G.O.D. "men always want to be a woman's first love - women want to be a man's last romance." oscar wilde. have i found the one? love, your lady

SWEETNESS I miss your green eyes. xoxo Sara

FROM COWBOY I feel words can not express how much I love you. So just know that I Love You Abbey. More than you know. Love, Ben

LORI you are the best thing that has happened to me in my life - After 14 years we are finally together forever! I will always love you! Sweet Face.

PRINCESS PUMPKIN PIE You got lucky, babe, when I found you. You love me mucho. Doofus

LIEBER S-MANN! ILD! Deine WGS-Frau

MISS SEXY PANTS From big cities to small towns, you and Mr. Rags will always be loved by your monkey. Next stop, Santa Fe!

KELLY my sweetest pea! Your the only Haggis MacHaggis for me! Thanks for making me the luckiest women in the world! goldie loves you too!

TOTALLY FOR SURE i saw you standing by the well on tuesday. i gave you a flyer for my show. i said i thought it would be nice to see you there, what will you wear? will you bouffant your hair? i don't care.

PERRY BE MY VALENTINE HONEY BABIES! LOVE TEDDY BOY

TRE9 you are cute. i have a crush on you. do you wanna make out? check one yes_ no_ xoxyrmama

GOTHFOX You've been there for me forever. I love you so much! Always be my little dark goddess, DJ Eternal Darkness

AMY My heart belongs to you, baby. When you looked at me, I saw my destiny. Is it me or is it hot in here? Mee-oww!

YOUR HONEST, SPARKLY EYES Your generous and loving spirit; your way with words and touch; your strong, healthy body; your alert, nonjudgmental mind: We seek one another, Grace.

SELA WARD LOOK ALIKE AT STARBUCKS HQ... Here's to not getting to know you and how lonely my soul will be for not knowing the pleasure of your company.

HONEYPIE Even tough i don't like it when you do things that i don't like, i love you all the same. very much indeed. you're mine! cherrypie

I LOVE YOU BUNNY always, your jello.

SPIKE you twisted, perverted, depraved yummy l'il butch bottom. You're the warmest, sweetest, funniest, most sexually responsive dyke anywhere, and I am honoured that you belong to me. I love you. Elaine

JASON C I am so in love with you! You are my dream man. You're everthing I've ever wanted and so much more. Happy Valentines Day. Loving you always, Katey

TO MY DIVA GIRLS I'd never make it through the day without you! Nathan

SARAH MICHELLE GELLER ORLIN PETERSICK Beware the wrath of the jade monkey. From you know who....

MAEGAN D I got it on with Mormo the fire breathing dragon yesterday.... sorry you know who

LOVEBUG MMM111 your true colors are beautiful, thank you for being a part of my heart. Whether your mine, this Valentine, or all of time, this Monkey believes in you.

TO PEEBER I fluff you, little murfle bunny. And I will MOW you until you are dead. Chiquita

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE THE HOLY GHOST Katrin is the booty favor mama from WAAAAAY back!!! I love you babe and I cannot wait to get married! Gracian

ERIN THE EVENT PLANNER CALL ALEX FROM MESMER You stopped coming to ENV150 last quarter before I got your number. Biggest mistake.

MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL HONEY BEAR humph humph, I love and worship you eternally.

WHAT CAN I SAY? mink, you are the best person I have ever crossed paths with. mank

JOSHUA L Happened to find a box of notes, wanted to say I'm sorry for how I acted years ago. Please contact me

ELLIE you're my rushmore. J.

GLEN yoooou rockstar, dont think that i dont think of yoou, happy vallintines day sweety!!

ONELONEWOLF YOU ARE THE WARMEST SUN, THE FUL-LEST MOON, THE BRIGHTEST STAR, THE OLDEST TREE AND THE DEEPEST OCEAN. I AND I - AT ONE WITH YOU. TE AMO. ONELOVEWORLD

ZENITH'S DAD HATH FALLEN ONCE MORE For Sushi's hot mama - he does now adore, Intelligence, beauty, straight cool is your style You ask for an inch - I'll give you a mile.

NARY It's been a wonderful 10 years sweetheart and I look forward to many, many more wonderful years by your side. Love, Blane

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to Rick the C.L.I.T. Commander, and lots of love too, from Boo Boo Kitty Fuck a.k.a. Rachel (and Kitty)!

WELL GEEK BOY WE JUST GOT MARRIED What a fucked up ride it has been. I wouldn't change it for the world. There isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you. I love you dearly. Your Spic Girl

ANIMAL I still love you. Wacka wacka. love, Mrs. Animal-Sexpot

MY BEAUTIFUL BEN Loving you has been the best experience of my life. I love you most! Love always and forever Megan.

T.V.L.C. "-before leaving my room i turn, and (stooping through the morning) kiss this pillow, dear where our heads lived and were." :C

YOU nothing false and possible is love (who's imagined, therefore limitless) love's to giving as to keeping's give; as yes is to if, love is to yes. Me

HEY LISA Will you join me for dinner next Thursday? I can skip soccer but not our basketball game, which is at nine o'clock. Your Valentine, Anthony

A BLUNDERBUSS IS NOT SO SEXY A law student at UW sees everything as a Tort, Legal Action he screams, But where is the love? For you he proclaims it all, In a trip to Europe, To forget our Seattle Woes

CREIGHTON B You give love a Rad Name. From the tufts on your man-body, to the corns on your knees. You make morningstar breakfast taste magical. Captain Pajamas.

TO BEAN my penis is from venus, it smells like mercury, I put it in uranus for all the world to see! love, k

LOVE You've helped me fight my nightmares, live my dreams, and sleep better at night. If we can just survive the wedding, we'll be set. Thanks for 6 wonderful years. Kitsunebeast

TO "TOMMY" Happiness is a warm monkey. From: Dork Happy Valentines Day!

RON C Don't you forget about me! Love, Jamie

J.P.M. I love you. from gum bitch

WANDA Sugar is sweet Roses are red the candy you gave us was very good. Tom says thanks double and I say thanks too. Happy Valentines.

JENN Let Love surround you and your little ones this valentine's day. Tons of hugs, Jamie

KEITH I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, LOVE, DAD

FATMO! Why am I so fat? I wish you knew. Why are you so messy? I wish I knew. But I know you're fat too, so that's just fine with me. Happy Valentine's Day, XOXOX Me! :DDDD

I SAW YOU AT SONICS JANUARY 29 Section 104 row 5 seat 1 - you looked terrific - wanted to say hi - wishing you were my valentine!

YELLOWTRASH I was in Heaven with you New Year's Eve! You touch my inner smile! much love, your SeattleFag

COOKIE LOVES TURBO 24/7 Your my hella sexy homie. Do me from behind anytime baby!!! ps-Bronchi loves you too!!

LORI & CECI You two have really lit up my nights. I'm thankful that you've both decided to fall into my life. Doug

DEAR JAN The stars scream silently in the deep while the void between us is filled with dust-like energy. love, your facilities maintenace carpenter

MASTER OF ME You've spanked me with respect. You've degraded every orifce with love. I've found a home where I can be. Thanks for the freedom. Happy Valentines. M'rea........

SCORPIO FORKMAN! Answered your Stranger ad exactly 4 years ago. Now we're happily hitched. That November day in Las Vegas was the best day of my life. LoveU forever, Y

FOR MY SPECIAL VALENTINE, THOMAS RAE Let us grow stronger everyday. XOXO Patricia Long,19 Lynnwood LONG LIVE SHORT PEOPLE! :)

I LOVE YOU MY SWEET BANDITO! You have made this SASK-ATCHEWAN PRINCESS a QUEEN! My heaven is being in YOUR arms. YOU define Happiness!! Always...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY BEST FRIEND JOHN XOXO, Your Little Stinker

S trying to get the words just right. be patient with me. you are my #1. i am so freakin in love with you! thank you for all the kisses on the back of my neck and hearts and lub -m

BUTTER AND GABBY i really want to play house with you. why are you scared of me? do we all need to go to therapy? i know we have a beautiful future together. Piper J

ROBERTO! (BOBBY ROCK) i just love you for making my best friend so happy and for being such a great guy. schniff! aileen

QTPI i LUV your corny jokes ~ your techie mind ~ your house beats ~ your penetrating eyes ~ your luscious lips ~ your determined spirit ~ your sensitive heart ~ your sexy naked body next to me each morning in our cozy house ~ your luv of bean. how wonderful casual sex turned out to be!

DON QUIOXTE "A knight errant without love is a knight without reason." The same applies for a Lady. You don't want me, I'm without cause, but I would still slay windmills for you. Love, Dulcinea

MARIA G. At any given time of the day I am thinking of you. I don't think I'll ever be able to stop loving you. Andrius

B.A.T. & NOH Now 1 yr later. 1/31/01 and a weekend of ecstasy, thank you! MMMMM good food late. her, love. her you more

STEPHANIE S in the end, as it was in the beginning and in the middle, my love for you burns as bright as that rocket we saw over the freeway that time. JEN M

J.R. I love you sometimes you stubborn bastard! Kitty

GRANDMA i love it when you touch me like that, but staying at your house sometimes blows because your cats are out to destroy me. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

JDKH You're mean, messy, smelly, and I don't want to do your laundry. If it weren't for the sex, I wouldn't even want to be your bitch. love, your bitch

M&N You are snackeriffic, and the best neighbors we've ever licked!! A&J

EK13 You are the sunshine of 161. xo, ACL

SWEET SEXY LOUIS B. I have the biggest crush on you and this secret admirer dude just wants to send you a sweet aromatic red vibe today. s.a.g.

BRIGHT EYES you walk in beauty like the night..every day since we met has been a sweet gift from the gods. I love you, and always will-yours, Javert.

WILLIAM You are the best person I've ever known. May the greatest moments of my life continue to be spent with you. I love you! Andrew

SPARKY Twenty years ago I asked to stay for a week. I'm still here! Can I stay another week? Another twenty? Be mine & I'll love you always. Hiz

ROSALIE you are the hottest chick ever, and the best in the sack! Love A

ANDREA My Chilly Angel. We've many warm springs to share. Be my Valentine. Your Heater/ Mechanic

STEPHANIE thank you for being a part of my life. I love you. Cameron

ROOK You showed me the beauty of cloud formations. My life would never be the same without you. Here's to one year, and more to come. I LOVE YOU. MERCY

NPAH Your muffin is sweet and tender. love Scoot

CHRISTIAN and baby will make three! I'm very excited about our pending bundle of joy and am so thrilled it's you I'm having this experience with. You're the best friend and husband a girl could ever ask for......thanks for taking such good care of your prego oompa-loompa wife. I love you tons!! Kristin

TO THE "BIG E" WITH THE WESTIDE MAGIC Who'da thunk when I met you schlepping for God-father's in 1990, you'd end up delivering me such un-refusable bliss? RIGHT ON!! Infinity, JULIANNA

PIKE Thanks for being so nice during Urselmas. Do somethig extra special for your girlfriend. She deserves it. Drop me a line sometime. Tarma

HEY MISTER HONEY BUNNY! Thanks for being my Johnny Lingo. Love, Mahana

BOOBEAR Is this romantic or dirty? Both! Because of January, I have never felt closer to or more loved by you. My body thinks its your agile tongue. ThankU - Boobily

TO ALISTAIR My 100% perfect boy. Happy Valentines Day. I Love you. From your 100% perfect girl.

ELRIC Thanks for being the brother I never had and seldom knew I wanted. Congrats on joining the 7th Cav. Don't leave bit marks :) Alexyz

ANNA Mommy, Friend, sister, daughter. Family. Mail me a doughnut, I'm yours forever. Alexyz

TODD My husband, best friend, confidant & lover for over 10 years. My heart will always belong to you. Thank you for all of the memories. All my love. Namaste, Kym

SNICKERPANTS I would dance like a monkey & swap my brain for a cupcake, all for you. I love you & yr three-legged dog too. - DuckieX

MY SWEETIE, MY LOVE my princess, my 'pea', sometimes I believe my 'reason to be'. I'm head over heels, which here means, "in love", with my muse repititiously mentioned above.

FORGIVE ME! Odnanref

TEMPE Happy birthday to my Valentine! See you soon in Bali. Love, Tofu

SWEET SEXY SOULFUL CHAD Will you be mine? If only for a night.... Just pick up the phone and I'll treat you right. Will you be mine, our chemistry is devine. Star

FULFILL YOUR ASIAN FANTASIES 2/8-10 You: dark hair, glasses, indie rocker god. Good in bed and elsewhere in the apt. I'll bring pajamas and we'll rock harder than Floater.

R-32 hey Speedy Speed Boy! can I Rage Your Dream and feel your Heartbeat under the Beat of the Rising Sun? my Burning Desire says I Need Your Love. *Sil-80*

ANDRA it has been two years / your love has transformed my life / who would have ever thought -love, brad

KATE thanks for the chocolate and good luck with that neck fat. -D

RHAYCHELL Good thing that we're not dead, let's make the best of it before we get hit by a bu

ANGELA Let's play chess, and then do art, and then have lunch Sound like a plan? Happy valentines day. Drew

HILARY You make my heart skip everytime you walk in the room. I know that under that Bobbit, tough chick shell is a warm, fuzzy teddy bear waiting to be held and comforted. I consider it an honor to call you friend. :-)

CRAFT KING Next month, next year, and you. What are things that can't come soon enough? Ding ding! We're both poised to win. Kisses and more from warm NYC. -Brashion

JERRY you give me hope, you give me life. Love ya!

GB & PUMPKIN PIE Happy VD. We are the best threesome ever. Woof! syl, T

I LOVE MY SCHMOOPIE No, you're Schmoopie!

NOVIA It's been over a year now and I love you more each day! Plus we've made it this long without anyone in jail, dead, or on Jerry Springer. I love you! Novio

DAVE You have made me a prisoner of your love. Upon your release we can finally have those conjugal relations we were so callously denied all this time. I love you.

EVE I am truly sad because you won't let anyone love you. So, I will love you from a distance. My heartaches twelve times two for you. FOREVER XO

PAMELA LYNN p-dogg, if you will. just alittle reminder of how precious you are, keeping my head in the stars and my feet in the cool grass. much love, a-bear.

HEY, BANANA HEAD! you've got bananas on your head and it makes me giggle. arigato, mon petit choup. li'l red

HEY, BUTTON!!! i walk around going, where's my pam san? i miss her so. but, the best advice is: be brave, bold robot. soon, very soon. much love, a-bear.

THAT'S MY PURSE! I don't know you! Happy Valentine's Day to my sisser and my mom and my dad and my puppy (and Dan too, I guess...).

TO EVERYBODY AT THE STRANGER I love you so much and I want to violate your asses with a sun-hardened piece of human shit. Love, Jesus Christ

MAT (C.W.) *a valentine wish* for a boy i don't even know.

MOSES Thanks for being a great friend and for introducing me to Seattle! You rock! Keep in touch, Catherine

THIS ONE IS FOR LISA AND SARA My hot babes in Ballard. I'll do the camel toe dance for you any day! Love, Bonnie

BERTRAND RUSSELL SAID... "To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead." Do not be afraid. your (not so) sweet

LAMISSE You're purdy as pie / and with the wrong guy / 'cause your coke-totin' cowboy spells trouble / This rodeo clown / will turn things around--I'll increase your happiness double -S

HEY KRISTY AND NIKKI! Nice hair ya retards! Wanna go to Krispy Kremes with me? Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so... so fresh and so clean, clean! Happy Valentine's Day girls! Love Dumbass

J., J.BIRD, BIRDINO, BIRDINI, DEANSTER, J. BIRDINKSI, RUSSIAN SPY Happy Valentine's Day! I love You! Love Always, Thingy, Booty, Cutie, Chicky, Pie.

SCROTUS For the time it has taken, the distance we have still to go-We will find the truth together. I love you-Lee

JEWIN, MY SILLY, MY PORN STAR, MY SOULMATE 10/20/79-4/1/00 True Love never dies-Neither does Truth. Liars will get their rewards. We are together forever! JTW FOREVER-Your Wee

SNUGGLY BUNNY Let's keep on "cuddling"! Love, Pumpkin

SUSAN Into the winds of winter, the sun-brown and the summer-gold are blowing/But they shall gleam with spiritual glinter/When paler beauty on your brows falls snowing/And through those snows m looks shall be soft-going. W.O.

JAQ In fiery red or mousey brown, your humor patience, head and heart never cease to amaze me. Not to mention the other parts. I love you. The Lazy and the Good.

TROY Don't know how I got so lucky. You're gonna get lucky too. Gummi-Love, Lisa

MIZZO Youre the sweetest boy in the universe! Kitty and I luv u lots! Boo

HI, PIE! I know I probably won't see you on Valentine's day, and I know I'm not your forever valentine anymore. I just want you to know that my heart is still full of your fingerprints & I'm never gonna wash them off. I miss you like crazy. YOUR PUMPKIN PIE HEAD.

CHRIS B you are a stone fox. forgive us.

I LOVE YOU MY SUPER SWEET KITTEN!! Booface.

TO THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS, BUT NEVER THE SAME You are worth it and I adore you, your patient Valentine.

FOO-BOY, BLUE BOY, ARCHITECT OF DREAMS You are my best friend and favorite lover. I'll say it over and over. Thanks for believing in us. Love, your little red-haired girl.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MORE EROTIC THAN A DINNER AT BLACK ANGUS Oh, and track pants. And track-shikis. And making out to World's Wildest Police Videos.

YAY BOB! You've been my Damento dude, my radiator, my galoot and my teacher (bat!). In joy, despite Prozac, I'm so glad you're here. How shall I beat thee? HARD!

AW Your ass looks like 2 FINE Christmas hams! mmm mmm!! Will you be my Valentine?

DEAREST P Will you be my blister-free Valentine?? H-free T.

DEAR BOB Thank's for a wonderful 28 years togeather-Happy Valentine's Day-Happy 29th. Anniversary 4/28-Love-Cheepscate Chuck.

JAR Seattle feels much more like home now that you're here. I love you. CURNELL

QUE CALIENTE Joey-After almost 20 months I still fall for you more each day I'm so glad we are together, and I Love you very much. Happy V-Day babe!

NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT A WEEKEND IN SEATTLE WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE SO MUCH Thanks for making every day so much brighter than the last. I love you Barbee. Yours Always, Amber

MY SWEET DELICIOUS monkey boy Garick he smells / yummy smells like love. sera

TO OUR MOST SEXY BRYAN you're so SEXY, sexy! wuv the J-team Va-Vas

TO THE MOTORCYCLIN', PRE-ATTORNEY STUD OF MY DREAMS we locked eyes across Sub-way, debated contractual law, and shared a distaste for the nastiest... meat. Love, midget girl.

DAMN, FUTURE MAN, I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER Piano lessons will make you proficient and then even J.B. himself cannot stop you. Okay, maybe he can. Yeah, he can.

MY SWEET MERMAID We have been thru thick and thin and made it. And you still make me wanna hump ya. Are you glad i waited here for you? I am. I have much love still to give you... you have brought so much love to my life. thank you, Puchachi! love, Payness.

DANIA DOWN I just wanted to let you know i think about you every day! (fucking baby!!the 7th plateau!!oh DEAR) i will see you soon! love christophe!

R Your friendship, love, and touch mean so much to me... here's hoping I bring as much happiness into your life as you do into mine. Always, r

THE VAJRA GIRLS DESIRE TO ILLUMINATE YOUR VALENTINE EVE Do you know who you are??????!!!!!!!!!!??? Happy Valentine's Day!

TO MY FIRST MOST BEST "J" you are my insperation. You are my only destination.Thank you for The little things "B" and "J" and for the pictures always -E-

SYDNEY too bad i'm hitched... cause you're way hot! hmmmm... love your secret admirer!!! XOXO

QUEST CEQUEC,EST MEREFUCK?! Speaking of not ugly! It's a Valentine for Alison! Why? Because I can, bitch. Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you can keep your shirt on no matter how cute the boy might be.

HEIDI I call a meeting over potato chips and (vegan) chocolate ice cream! Thanks for being an amazing friend. I hope you're smiling today and everyday. Happy Valentines Day to you and Brian! Love, megs

AUSTIN You're the goofiest best friend ever. I love our slurpee kisses, gummi-bear fights and sleeping in your arms. I love you more! hahaha I win! Love, Your Angel Eyes

AI (OR LOU) When you call, I'm so glad to see, That it's your name on my caller ID. Love Chad

SAB I love you now more then yesterday and less then tomorrow. Give L.A. a kiss for me, Beverly misses you alot too kisses. Please alway be MY Valentine Love your M.

J We may have only just met a month and a half ago, but you have touched me like no one else. Love, S

TO THE NATURE NUGGEST I LOVE You're a sexy bike mechanic and the most fantastic boyfriend a girl could ever dream of having! Thanks for a fabulous year! Yours, Cat

JENLO You rock my world!!! Steve

MY DARLING SALLY The Smile on your face let's me know that you need me, there's a truth in your eyes..Thanks for marrying me, gorgeous.. Love Hotlady

SWEET T&T sweet t&t, how i care for thee. your life is full of promise and love awaits. choose carefully, maybe even prayerfully, and reap the rewards. love to you, barnacle b

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SARA! You're the BEST tucker-inner ever! Hugs & Kisses, Brian

LUE you little monkey, i know you like bananas. oooh,ooh, ahhh, ahhh (armpit scratch). xoxo, another little monkey that likes to play with you

PRINCE MIM We don't have to be stars exploding in the night or electric eels under the covers. But we can be... EEEK! I adore you, honeybunny. xoxoxo, Prin-cess Erotica

BIG BAD BLUE BELT THAT CAN MOVE SO WELL I want to tie you up and ravage you for hours..-kah may-may you-..java..

LOVEADUBDUB. TWO HOT CHICKS IN MY TUB We've never bathed together, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to get you both wet. Lisa & Slavka - let's get naked. -M

LOVE YOU LOTS, PUSS AND PUSS

DENNIS SWEETIE You're my hero!! Love, Terry W.

WES! Where Rhymes Hide. You're hot! Who would of thought that not being boyfriends could be so much fun? Everything on the run, Travis.

KELLY FAWN you're my sister and my best friend and i love you to death! so, so glad that you're here... happy valentine's day, xokg

SARI 15 years or so later, and it's still fun playing dress up with you! You are a kick ass woman and awesome friend. Much love -A

R & HB Thanks for being such damn fun friends. I madly adore you both. Cheers for a lifetime of love! -Amy

CRCT I adore you, ridiculous boy. Thanks for being a true friend and a super bright spark in my bonfire. -A

RISHI the one and only original and so dependably debonair... we adore your vim and will miss you terribly. Don't be gone too long. A & J

ERIN I just wanted to tell you that you are a beautiful women. will you be my v-day girl? .. LINE..737..a.d.t

DEAREST AMABOT If you only had a heart to absorb our hatred... Thanks for nothing, you jury-rigged rust bucket. The gorgeous messiness of flesh and blood will prevail!

MATT! We took the fingers of your glove. They tasted scrumptious. We're happy you're not Mormon, don't ever convert. Happy Valentine's Day! love, Kelly and Sarah.

POOKABUG You rock my world furry belly man. Your relentless thoughtfulness, humor, talent, and tidiness make me swoon. And you're damn cute too! Long live this fantastic partnership! Always, PookaNana

TO SIMONE AND MARGARET You babes look hot from bottom to top so dance, dance, dance on over to my place. Yours forever Al Eide

SWEET SWEET BABY YOU ARE RED HOT. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR LUV XO-your blu boy-XO

COUGAN (NOT) FROM KIRKLAND Even though 51% of the population has a better chance with you than I do - I still want to let you know you are amazing and beautiful...

TO DRUMMER MIKE Mi querido gordito, te quiero mucho. Nothing you don't already know, right? I hope you also know that you are smart, innovative, sexy, and funny. And neat. And..

MALLORY ROCKS!! Secret Cornish admirer in striped pants.

TO SEXY PAGIACCI'S GIRLS IN SEXY LIBRARIAN'S GLASSES You can do street theater with me anytime, sugah. Dorky admirer

BUNNY HUNNY thanks for being the most wonderful girl ever! we luv u !!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY CHABBEY GIRLS!!! Love you all, your Wonderful Roommate, Leigh Anne

RHONDA Conversation hearts / plenty when she's around here; and office red hots. Bad haiku by Office Assistant One

JANA Too hot even for a semi-decent publication. Shake that ass, watch yo' self. Brenda

JIM H. You're a super fox, and i hope you have a wonderful Valentines Day. Get some soon dude. I'm cheering for you.

ERIN Just say the word and I'll be right there by your side. Love Nate

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY To the ladies at Fleurish. Love Popper

WE LOVE YOU NIKKI Happy Valentine's Day. Love Sheehy & Davis

TRICI, MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL How blessed I am to be loved by you. I thank heaven for your love. Jaguar

EXOTIC, EROTIC MISS FIFI LEROUX Your cunt is so sweet, and your asshole is too! With love from Bunny BooBoo

TO THE TWO BEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET Larry and Jay. Thanks for loving me so unconditionally. Without your love and guidance, I don't know where I'd be. I love you both. Mimi

PABLITO CHIQUITO My first true love, my affection for you is still as strong as it ever was. I am so grateful you are still in my life. A toast to you and to the mysterious ways of love! Te amo con todo mi corazon! xuxo

ATTN: MONKEYS + FRIENDS OF MONKEYS A toast to the love between friends! May we continue to share good times and delicious food! And may Cupid's arrow nail all of you right between the eyes! -Xuilove.

GRANDMA Ain't you glad we got rid of that box spring? Enjoying your new pillow too, huh? Wait, won't that fer Chrish-mesh!!

MY DARLING RUSHLOVE Thank you for being my lover, my best friend, my partner in crime, my shoulder to cry and the secret of my smile. I love you more than anyone could ever know. Because of you, my rock-star, for us, ANYTHING is possible. Your Stymied Tewzie

MONKEYCHICKENBOY I loved you from the minute I first saw your as--I mean your eyes. Fuck the world, let's play dreamcast in bed with the little meow and some popcorn shrimp. your psycho girlfriend.

I WANTED TO INCLUDE EVERYTHING The missed first kiss, drunken tears, and dreams of growing old a pack of pugs, a 3-car garage, a porsche, a volvo wagon, and broken scooters. Nothing sounded right. But I want you to know, Marty, I pay your parking tickets because I love you.

LALA Why wait till we're forty, lets get married and start bothering each other now! I love you angel neck.

GREG I love you, pig. Lori

COOKIE!!! You are the best thing that has happened to me! Your love, playfulness & passion make me smile everyday. You turn me on! Let's slap & tickle now! I love you. POOKIE.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS Hope you have a great Valentines day. Love, Candace (aka Sinnagirl, Superchuck, NOmadic Angel)

J. Let's hook up in, say, 8 years, 3 months, and 15 days. Love until then, S.

SWEET MATHEW My knight in shining armor, thank you for being everything I could ever want or wish for. You have shown me what true love is all about. Words cannot describe how excited I am to spend forever with you. I love you, baby!

MAN, YOU TOTALLY ROCK MY WORLD I can't believe how many years I've known you sometimes but I love you more every day we're together. My life is incomplete without you in it. Girlie

MAMA I love you more than Hooters wings! Love Handsome.

TO MY MAGYAR BABE Thanks for almost two years of laughs, cuddles, and sweet nookie. Our kici love nest will overflow. Love, your Amerikai baby.

SO, WE DATED FOR A BIT And then we broke up when I moved away. And then we both got new boyfriends. I'm glad that after a year or so we can still hook up. Cuz, damn, you're sexy. So happy valentine's day, even though we're both spending it with our respective boyfriends.

TO MY ONE AND ONLY! My one true LOVE! Thank you making me the luckiest man in seattle for nearly five of the BEST years of my life! TONI, I love you sweetie. Will you be my valentine? LOVE, Chris

YOU, YOU AND ALWAYS YOU My flailing polack whoa! With love, your chaos magnet, weah

JASON At last, your poem, Punk boy in high-waters / Four years, two cats, and a cute apartment later / We are not so edgy, not so raw And yet / Despite the safety / Despite the calm / My heartbeat quickens and fails / Every time you kiss me. J.

RYANN You're pretty good lookin' for a girl. Happy Valentines and thank you. Eric

LA From All State Tampa trips to white trash X-mas Vegas trips, we've shared drama, trauma, binges, and all night giggles. May today be as enchanting as Lajo-shra's Valentine conception day 14 years from now. Remember that you will ALWAYS be my Valentine and best friend!

CHARMIN I sorry, and I still care. Please believe that, anyway. Love, Tom

PINK Happy Valentine's Day. I am going to miss you so much when you move to NY. Lots of Love, BROOB.

SLOPPY JOES MAMA!!!! Love, Deux

DARCY, JONATHAN, MIKE, KATIE AND MATT All my love and a visit in the summertime, sonja

TO MY LOVELY GIA I find it hard that you don't know the beauty you are. But if you don't, let me be your eyes. I'll be your mirror, reflect what you are. heart2heart. e

HAPPY V DAY Sugarpuss

SUSAN You came to the Crosswalk and all traffic stopped in my life. Thank you for giving me love and for the patience you have showed. I look forward to many more years with you.

YOU I met you New Year's eve...we kissed we connected. You said you wanted to get together, but now all I get is nothing because you're a FLAKE! Next time you call, I'll court you. When you fall in love with me...I'll rip your heart out of your chest and smash it like a pane of glass! "How does it feel to want!" Spiteful in Seattle

TO MY BUBS You still give me butterflies. I love you very much, your bubs

TO PATRICK H The cutest bartender who is missed in Denver. Hope you found what you're looking for in Seattle. Love, Jaime F.

I THINK YOU'RE GREAT I love the time we spend together, keep it coming....

CHRYSALIS A continent away and I am still thinking of you. Two years will pass very slowly, despite the daily e-mails. Love from your best friend, Todd

ALZILLA With luck the whole menagerie will soon be together! The howls, woofs, croaks, myfs and pikas will only be drowned out by the belches. What's that?!? I love you! Ellenchu.

BIG E To the top of peanahtoobo, I love your beanis hobo, The way you touch my butthole, flaming red and raw. love, PJ

TO JESSE M. Happy fucking valentines day. I love to hate you, you fucking son of a bitch. From: your destroyed lover upon the hill.

DAVID Happy Valentines Day. I hope this is our first of many and now that my hip is all better we can really celebrate. Buckets and buckets, Copper

I LOVE MYSELF Every year I read the Valentine's section hoping beyond hope that some sweet man will send me a Valentine's greeting! This year, I'm that sweet man! So, I love me! And to all those other people out there hoping for a note, I love you too!

DEAR VERENA I love You and always will even if You hate that Band IllegaL Substance! Oh well and we will get Married soon. Sorry You don't smoke and I do! Much Love, ED

MY HAIR IS RED, YOURS IS SPIKEY AND BLUE I think you're so cute as you tattoo! Happy Valentines Day there hot stuff! Love, Siouxsie

TO MY JUICY YUSHI Me love you long time! From your succulent tender dugongs

DEAR RABBIT Thanks for being you, I'm so glad I married you! Happy Valentine's Day Sweetness, I love you, Your Kitty Kat

BRIAN L. Your tiny crazy sex pot friend can't get you out of her mind. I think we could be a team, making movies, having hot sex, making movies while having hot sex. What do you think? I'll be waiting...Forever Yours, E.

ALASHKA ya tebya lublu kak cobaka lubit kakat. ya hacho stoboi buit na bcegda. tsyomochki, dzhanelka

MOONFLOWER Thanks for being my roommate (Almost a whole year, now!) and have a Happy Valentine's Day. Your Favorite Extinction Theory

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND BRANDAN Brandan, you mean so much to me and I love you so much. Words can't explain how I feel. Happy Valentines day love. Love you so very much. love, angel

MY DEAREST DADDY BEAR Your baby girl loves many things about you...Your warm heart, Your loving, understanding,and support, Your furry ass, and the way you let me spank it, Your ability to make me growl and scream with just two fingers, Your tasty cum in my face LOVE

OSB U R the One 4 ME! J

LORI THE LESBIAN O, how I miss you, my darling. You don't return emails, yet your image is with me always, especially when I'm pissed drunk. Drop me a line sometime.... MOLESTAR!

TG My heart aches for you.

VINNIE T It's been two great years together already and I just wanted to tell you I love you more every day! Happy Valentines Day Sweetie!!!!!! XOXOXOXXX

SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET Ari! Love Lulu

BEAR COUNTRY! I just want to thank you for making me happy, for spending quality time doign silly things with me, for playing video games with me, and for being so damn good at what you do! (Wink! Wink!) I hope I'm doing the same for you. Your girl, Dot.

SARA BEANS You rule in too many ways. love, billy.

TO MY ROCKETBOY You make my daisy flower. I love you, the worm.

CHICKEN BUCOCKULAR I can smell you from here and that makes me silly, happy and definitely full of fur. Thanks for your delicious ever patient love, fiendliness and Schlongolian citizenship. You are my sun, my moon and my stars, Holmes and that came off the top of my head, y'all! Love, Maisie and Mommy Twin Tower.

MARIGOLD We are do do doing it! Earlobes, Newman (your shnoop doggini)

HI FACE You know I love your sweet little face, even though it can have a mean little mouth. I hope you had a good birthday and enjoy your new toy. Love from the meanest of the angels, Face

LITTLE ANGEL Small, I put you in her pocket Never to return.

TO MY DARLINGS AT THE PUSSY RANCH Here's to another season of topless pillow fights where we accidently kiss! xoxo, A.

SNUGGLEBUNNY CRISTENITA Thank you for your unconditional love! As long as I inhabit this mortal coil I will be YOUR loving husband and big dark man.

CHRISTINE If I looked up the word beautiful in the dictionary, I bet your picture would be there, except that I'd look up your name instead of beautiful, and it wouldn't be a dictionary, but your high school yearbook. S

PATTY I love you like a forest fire. Let's make-out later. Love, Eric

BRIAN I think you are keen because you are the ying to my yang...or maybe I just wanna ying your yang. I was thinking we should wrestle in a pool of Jello and thought, it hurts when I think. So I hope you don't cyber all night. Your Ho

BOOM-BOX You're the hottest, most rockenest, BAD-ASS HO in the world! I'm the luckiest Cretin ever. Love always,Tube-Top

ANGELFISH The magnolias are soon to return. I picture us there- looking outward towards them and then back at each other- whispering soothing sounds. I love you. Pancho

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Jhada S

GIRLFRIEND I know you won't be mine until my balls get bigger. Let's BEE friends. g

WOOTTON It has been great being your roommate and friend. You're soo caring and fun. I'm sad to see you go, but I'm glad I got to experience WA with you! You will be missed. All my love and crazyness, helenis eatis =)

FIRE MONKEY What's to come? Thank you's for keeping me so hot. Mmmmm... girl.

YOU'RE THE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE And I got to hold the winning ticket just for a while. I'm lucky I know you. I'll always be here for you. XOX Your Beautiful Princess

HEY NEKKID MAN! Shanks for letting me grab your bootie whenever I want, taking care of me, and making me laugh when I don't wanna. LOVE YA! Poopsie

MY BEAUTIFUL MISS RESIA You and Angel mean the world to me. One year ago we hooked up and it's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Happy anniversary baby. I would be so happy if you would be my Valentine again this year. I love you. Stretch

I LOVE MY KIDS (JAMEY, ROSA, MELISSA) And my grandkids, Meimei and Max. Fine group of people who are interesting and humorous and kind. I'm a lucky woman!

SCHNOIFLEIN Four years later, the bionic-teutonic and I are still together. Here's to true love!

FATHEAD You know who you are. It's been two long years of us fucking around so I wanted to send you a little valentine to say...damn why am I still with you. Could it be the curve in your penis? Not sure but happy V-day. love me

MY PANSERBJORNE Even if we need to apply for grants to keep this experiment going, the results (and you) are everything I'd ever hoped for. Don't forget the siren's song - you are perfect just the way you are; don't get up, let me get that. All the delights of love, Jaq.

I (HEART) The Harem!

RABBIT You really chew my wires Valentine. I would do anything for you short of eating your salad shooters. I love you like an old red dog loves a little black bun. I'd choo choo choo through my gate for you. love g

MY LUSTY CRUSTY Soy arrepentido que finalizamos tan pronto. Yo me divertí con usted. Quiero todavía ir a California con usted. Mi Español es cojo pero suyo es peor. You know who

DEAR LOYD AND JEAN Happy Valentines Day with love from your son...Love always, Tim

TO MY CIRCLE OF THREE Tiffers, Isabella, and Meggan. Ever since my epifany on mushrooms last year. I now have a new outlook on what friendship is. You guys are the best. Love ya, Katie

BOOBYSUCKER Once again you are my addiction for another valentined day. Your penis is like cigarettes to me (ADDICTING). I say I am going to stop humping you, but I don't think it will ever happen. I lust you very much. Love Womanator

NICKY DARLING I'm awfully glad you're my sweetheart. Pour me another martini, won't you? Love, Nora (your little filly)

WALLY FUCKIN' CURLY You are evil, but I love ya anyway. You are my rockstar. Baylezebub

HAPPY V-DAY MARY ROSE! I love you. Heidi

TIM Neither of us thought we were going to happen like this. Yet, in all the Tenacious D songs, ferry rides, afternoons in bed, and peach scones, you remind me of how lucky I am to be with a man like you. Thanks for sharing your life with me. Sarah

HEY D.T. ...It's D.T. Happy Vday - love ya and miss ya!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU OCCUPY MY THOUGHTS? Your friendship means so much to me. Maybe one day it will be more. Until that time, thank you for your companionship and your positive vibes. You make me feel complete. xoxoxoxo, your hyperactive friend.

POOKMONSTER POOKY P. You are delicious, nutritious, and bootylicious, while I am an actor, reduced to the status of a bum! I'll keep you entertained, promise. !GIMME SOME! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

MY DEAR SWEET MARIA The hills are alive with the sound of you. You make me want to climb the wall with a whole jar of spider monkeys. Whiskers on kitten, blue satin sashes, and you are a few of my favorite things. All my love, Frederick

ROBIN I want to grow old with you, not working, just lazing around, my head full of long, luxurious hippie hair. Happy sixth anniversary - I love you. tony

PHIL Should this come as any surprise that I want you to be my Valentine?? Crazier things have happened. We've been beatin around the bush for so many years now, and I always wonder what if? I'm suddenly free and here, either way...shlah

SLICE OF MY LIFE I love it when you show me your teeth! Happy Valentine's day! I love you! Love McDove.

DANGER KITTY you are my star player. i love to lap cream from you're shiny coat of fur! purrs, Coach-Tiger Man

HAVE A BOMB 2002 And love and to the kids of the greater mercer street football pickup-game: jite, mary, tar & the rubester, the d., courts & smalliver, dennis, cp&mo, merlin; and the wandering portlandites: michelle and heater. Love megatron.

HEY MATT Here's hoping you read something other than Savage Love this week! You curl my toes, you butter my bread, you make me write comma splices. I love you, tons and tons, Ann

PARTING COLD WASTELANDS My soul hungry for the west / I longed for a queen. / My heart was waylaid/Seized by a two-tone iris / Tangled in dark hair. / But the final blow/Harvesting my heart forever / Came from vivid mind. / Forever dreaming / A mantra drips from my tongue / Genia I love you.

TO MY BEAR Absolutely nobody does it like we do it. Who knew it would take woman to fuck me in the ass as well as you do. I'm yours until the end of my days, lifetime after lifetime. Happy Valentines day babe. Tiger

YOU ARE A LOVELY GIRL FROM BOTHELL with a British flag on your wallet. I make cookies... When we first met I was nervous, stop in again sometime... I'd love to know everything else about you.

"PEKE" You like a warm puppy on a cold winter night. I love to see you cuddled up, your little blanket wrapped around your face peeking out. What a treat. Love, D

JOHNNY W You're my favorite kid ever...and since the whole conventional relationship thing didn't work out and you're once again a free agent, ladies, let me tell you, this boy gives lesbian quality head!!! XOXOXO Mahalie

BENJAMIN My Sunshine, my Guffleupagus. When you look at me with those breathtaking blue eyes, I blush all over. You've been such an important part of my life this past year. The best is yet to come. I love you, Kimberly (your Flower)

TINA When we first got together you were sweet. But now... sweet and FREAKY, what more could a guy ask for! Bubba

SHERI 'TANG! 2nd place Gin! Third place Vodka! Fourth place Puns! Really bad ones!!! Because you are #1 to me!! You drive me some figure of speach (wild?) Thanks for holding my hand the whole way there. You're hotter that any of the machines & ect. you work with.

TYLER I love you like no other, &rea

NAN T I like the way you think. That happens when you share a brain with someone. You are my good right brain, as I am your good left one. Bellingham will rock. love &rea

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Pookie Poo Poo! Love, Little One

GABE Teeth are good for biting... Happy Valentines Day. love, &rea

LACEY Man you are fuckin cool. I love you dude, love, &rea

UNCLE ISAAC my left boob is for you -&rea

ALEX Happy Valentines Day. Cheer up. love, Andrea

YOU ARE MY GREENEYED OLD MAN Will you be my valentine? Love your Butterball Turkey Girl

ALLYSON I love you. Words cannot express how I feel? No, I have all the words and time in the world to tell you how I feel. Share this with me and the world. You know who.

FROM CHIEF PULCHRITUDE TO LIEUTENANT BALZAC Roses are red, violets are blue, and you are neat in too many ways to count, so I [HEART] you. There, I promise never to write anymore cheesy, or worse yet serious, poetry. PEACE OUT, G.

RODDIMUS You are to me what Frank is to Pupshaw. Forever and always be my champion of sound. Love, Jenney

DAN D. When are you gonna massage ME with those beautiful hands?? I think you're "cool" as well...HINT, HINT, FUCKING HINT! Your friend, LENNIE.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I wanna fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside... But remember your the man and I am the woman...

DEAR JOEY Feesh are coming...no, wait, maybe not. But I am! I'll be there in March, so be ready (insert evil laugh here). Lovemoe

DOES MY DOG LOOK LIKE A MONKEY? I'm afraid not! I'm not a Chimpanzee, or a Baboon, and wouldn't dare to compare my virtues against a grinning purple cat's. I'm smitten with you, Johnny Sox, and here's the proof. Dance-a dance-a and kicka-kicka!

TO MY SWEETIE MARK I know you prefer to keep things discrete, but I want this whole city to know how much I love and adore you. I am so lucky to be marrying you. Happy Valentines day my love.

DEAR BETTINA You like these?!? xoxo Owen.

WHO DO I LOVE? Greg!!!! Why? I love you Greg, because you are crazy and a total dork! I love you Greg because you are a voice when mine is silent, you are strength and most of all I love you Greg because of how in love you are with me. Thank you for making my future so bright my love! I love you crazy Joey

BE MY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! I LOVE YOU! YourSh@dlet....

JEF It's been 4 yrs!!! As you know, our love gets deeper and stronger every year. Your soulmate, Molly.

GARY I love you so much it hurts. Tika

MY DEAREST MATTHEW (HUSBAND) The past two years have been the most wonderful time of my life. Thank you for marrying me and being such a blessing in my life. You're the best. I couldn't ask for more. I love you today and always. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Judi (wife)

ANN AND GRETCHEN are getting married on 02-28-2002 and couldn't be happier!

VERY FINE IS MY VALENTINE Very fine and very mine. Very mine is my valentine very mine and very fine. Very fine is my valentine and mine, very fine very mine and mine is my valentine. Besos, Jennifer

V you arrived, like a diamond in the mines, like the new moon, like daybreak inside a dark railway tunnel; sudden. And yet you've already made my heart beat in a now-now time signature. You are too beautiful and too incredible to ever forget. S

MY LIL' ENCHILADA You know I love you, babe. What more could I possibly say, you make life worth living. Thanks for being there through the thick stuff. Love ya, B

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to all evil DUers, from AlienGirl. I love ya guys!

YOGATINA you've got my heart and you've got my soul...we better get out of bed if we're gonna rock and roll!! I love you!!

HEY THERE GEORGIE BOY! Just wanted to wish you the bestest Valentines Day EVER! I love ya Mister H. Mister C.

TO MY MOON, MAXCY Thanks for being in my life, Buddy. Thank you for finding Bobby, look forward to playing with you for years to come. Will you come out and play and be my Valentine? Love you bunches. Smooooches, Bobby

TO THE GALS ON BELLEVUE STREET Happy Valentines Day!!! I miss you!! keep dancing in the halls!!!

BUTTONS Mingling kisses with embraces, Darting tongues and joining faces, Panting, stretching, sweating, cooing All in the ecstacy of doing. E

DU ER FANTASTISK ELLENCHU OG JEG ELSKER DEG MASSE, MASSE! Du har min hjert! din Hardworkin Handyman

MYF PIKA WOOF AAAWOOOOOOOOOOW PIKA!

COLETTE-CON-CHILE Te quiero mucho! Tu es mi amor para siempre.Tu novio, Angel

TO THE GIRLS Colette means nothing to me. It has always been you Girls. Let's be together always! Love, The Guys

MY DEAREST LIMBO I love you, today and every day. All my love, SCARLET

POCAHONTAS Come pitch my tee-pee and smoke my pipe! Love, Chief Spread Eagle

DEW to many more scamp filled adventures. have a GOOD one. from your twinkie.

CHEWY is it wrong to love you so much? your ozzy.

CHARLIE i'm sorry i lost your tags. pls. forgive me, love forever, your scampi, ozzy.

FISH HAVE TEETH AND I WAS AFRAID but you've managed to forever change my life. You Suck. But so do I. Time heals huh? Such a pretty girl. Love you and love you and love you.

LARA & SADIE Happy Valentine's Day! We are friends forever. Missing you in SF...Syd

DARREN I still love you. Will you be my valentine? Jill

OH my dear sweet shoesies!

FUTUREBOY I look forward to days where we can spend hours doing nothing and everything together. When we can simply wrap up in a warm blanket together and converse in hushed tones...or when we can fill a bath tub with strawberry syrup and play together. As long as I am with you, anything we do shall be extraordinary. -Decayedsea

BLACKSTAR you are always my superhero. Destroyingangel

MON VAMPIRE Je t'aime avec tout mon coeur jusqu' à la fin du temps. Tu es ma lune, ma nuit, mon éternité. M'épouseras-tu? La tienne, M.

TO MY DARLING GRUBA I love you, I want you, I need you, I love the feel of you next to me and all around me, will you be my valentine... love your lukkaruba

KALE If I were there right now, I would be hiding in your closet, spying on you as you read through these so that I could watch your expressions and then sneak up on you and cyik. k>

I LOVE YOU even though you love diana krall.

MY DEAREST KITTEN I simply adore you. Always, Angela

TO MY DARLING JOE, ON VALENTINES Day I love you, & I will always love you. You are my best friend. Thank you for being in my life! Love, Erin

MATT it's been a VERY tough year. But, a really good one too. Yr a great husband & the best daddy to the Max-man. Happy Valentines day!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU that closes and opens;only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses) -e.e.cummings FOR YOU MY...

TO ALBERTO @ PT SEATTLE keep on rockin' my world you bad boy -RRRROOOOOOWWWWWW luv your secret admirer

TO BRIAN my sweetheart and bestfriend. I am so happy you're in my life. I love you with all my heart. Your baby.

FOR MY ONE AND ONLY SARAH There upon the rainbows, high above the clouds. Hold on tight, this is our Never Ending Story. Love, D

PETER Thank you for being such a fantastic friend. I hope that this year brings all that you are looking for; luck & love. -Kittens?

TO MY ELASTIC COWBOY Snap my panties and spank me blue, There's nobody else in the world but you, Who can steal my heart and keep me true, I love you now, I'll love you strong, Kitty makes three but I know that's wrong, There's one last thing I want to say, I wish you a lovely Valentine's Day, DANFS! Your Puppytaffs

K You are going to get it sooo hard! :-p -A

JIMI I WANT YOU TO HAVE A WET AND WILD VALENTINES DAY WITH ME, YOUR BABY, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

TO CURLY SUE I love to watch you when you poo and I wish that you would never be blue, cuz baby elephants need lots of love. todalou

CHEEKY MONKEY wherever our future leads, I want you to know that I love you deeply. Wiener Dog

INKBLOT You've forever been that crazy man that I've always lusted after and searched my whole life for. You were great as Elvis at the Crocodile Cafe on the 4th of January and I always visit Inkblot.com hoping to hear from you, but I never do. Your crazy girl!

MIKE R. you north Seattle sadist! I love your bun-warmer in your Chevy truck, the screw-ball that you pack in my mouth when you work my bottom over and that you swallow my ball-butter. Keep all of those jets safe for us! Hugs and kisses, Jeff

DEAR SNIFFY I've adored you from afar ever since I first laid eyes on your furry loins. I want you to be mine always and forever. Forget about that bitch Sele. Love, Scabbers

I AM A STARFISH CRAWLING IN FIVE DIRECTIONS forward, backward, side to side and inside. Mike, your love adds new dimensions to direction; of my wishes I will mention only this: Be mine, still. Love Emily

DEAR RYAN (LIL DEVIL) I just wanna wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. It sux that I can't tell ya personally but this will do. You're very special to me though you may not realize. I'm glad we can talk about anything and I mean anything.. lol..We all had our ups and downs but in the end we have each other.. my evil twin remember.. Luv you :x Deb(lil angel)

BLAINE E. I miss you Porky! Still want to make some bacon, if you know what I mean? Thanks for giving in to my sexual advances! Does your wife know? Never knew you liked horny, smooth-bottomed boys until you met me huh? Your yummy guy Todd

YOU LIVED BELOW ME I remembered your birthday and you had only mentioned it once. One night you were scared walking from your car so I waited. I would have waited for you every night. Where have you gone to? I can't get you out of my mind...

SISSY + BEWBA = LOVE FOREVER

HEY SOULMATE We have the best story, even if we can't decide on a song. I dream about you, and in my dreams you're exactly yourself. Do you remember when... love, t

DEAR SEATTLE i've killed my self and it's all your fault. happy V-day. j.

I LOVE MY WIFE KAYE for all the little things she doeS. The kisses, hidden cards, and the great loving. Fifteen years and still going strong. I love you Kaye. Terry.

MY DEAR It's like nothing I've ever known before. Yours, Angela

JANNA to the secret meetings, the kissing, hugging, and hot "times" we have had. Here is to even more of it. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Snookums.

TO VIVA CHE, MY "RED" HOT LOVER One word, one breath, one kiss from you and I am helpless to resist you. I love you forever. From Sudsy Entree

NAE NAE Words cannot describe your beauty...inside and out..you're the best thing that's happened to me and on this Valentines let's raise a glass to the many more to come. I love you baby, Turtle Boy

BERNIE Thanks for feeding me and cleaning my cage all of these years. I'm not too fond of riding on your shoulder when you wear your pirate hat or those cheap fucking salt-free crackers that you feed me, but I love you anyhow! Your squaking feathered pal Rockette

MARNEY Sitting with you on those lonely Sundays sure has got me all hot and bothered for sure! The way you carry yourself and that perfume you wear girl! Wow! How do I approach you? How do I let you know how I feel without being embarassed? Girl for girl? Yours, Liz

LIZ When we are together on those lonely, cold Sunday evenings I can't help but notice you giving me that "look", and don't deny it girl! Well, maybe we can stop for a drink after work sometime and see where this silly little game of love may take us. Sound good girl? Marney

PRINCESS TO MONKEY I love you!

JASON W. This is your hairy love-bear sending out a love-call. Toyota boy, your bulging muscles make my pee-stick quiver. Thanks for the rim-job big daddy, it was yummy! How was San Diego? Sweet, little kisses, Harold : P.S. Your roommate is a prick!

JORDAN Thanks for picking up my slack, especially in those stinking, fucking bathrooms with the shit-smears all over the place, at work! Not to mention all of the boogers those sickos on 2nd shift wipe on the walls. Just wanted to say it's been just grand working with you. Bob

BEV You're my kinda gal! How about pouring some sugar for daddy? Please sit on my face. Bernie

BOB I hope you realize all that I do for you at that shithole we have to clean night after night. Chevy's got the best rear-ends... Anyhow, you still owe me $5.00 and I'll beat it out of you if you don't pay-up soon. Did you, could you, would you... Jordan

KYLE What is it with this multiple personality shit? Am I you or are you me? One day you despise me, the next day you can't get enough of me! Which one is it? If we are one-and-the-same could you at least be so kind as to tell me who I am? Inkblot

FOR MY ROOMMATE JULIE You are my oldest friend in Seattle! I love you! Happy Valentine's Day! Erika (and Valentino too)

1ST AND 3RD SHIFT Out of your unconditional love for us, could you please get your fucking acts together and empty the recycle bins, fill out turnover, tear-down and deliver all of the reports off of your shift and just stay out of our fucking way! 2nd Shift

KYLE We wanted to take this opportunity and send you a "we're sorry" Valentine. We fired you illegally and we're very sorry for that. Our bad. We sure are bottom of the barrel aren't we? You're so cool, your former management and Human Resources

A VALENTINES HAIKU Heather Moon cuts hair / She bought me a Red Bull too / I said, "NICE ONE BRA'!!" -emu

PUNCHY You are my favorite oinker. Love, Grandma

GRANT I love you. -Heidi

RED-HEADED MOVIE GODDESS Your pyro tendancies have me reeling. Bellevue and the leaf of the maple smolder, spark and flame, leaving black sweltering ashes behind. Coincidence? I think not. You are too hot for mere mortals. Take heed. 40 years on this planet is just the beginning.

JASON H. Due to our personal circumstances, I am unable to take the time to express my feelings, but I have shown improvement in communicating with you. Well, I wish you a Happy Valentines Day. Maria.

BAINBRIDGE FERRY RIDER HOTTIE! I don't know your name, but you go to Seattle Central. Your a tall, sexy man, with long hair, and beautiful eyes. You Drive Me Wild! See ya on the ferry!

ILAN You taught me to get wet...and I did. I'd love to rip the clothes off your sexy body... lets get together...close.

KELLKELL! just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you even though I'm a bazillion miles away in france. you're my second sister and I can't wait to grow old and crinkly with you! good luck w/ you know who... ;)

SID you're prolly gone to nyc by now, but I wanted you to know you're well-loved by peeps all over the world! you've touched us all, although inadvertantly, and we'll never forget you. love!

PUNK ASS Poets kick butt. So do you. Yer Bud

20TH AVE MANOR KIDS You Rock my world. Vive Le KISS. mudmonkey

CRISTIE MAE you're cool as hell, sweet as hell, cute as hell, fun as hell, and i want to treat you like you should. be mine? Porn Star

HEY SUNNY!!! Thought I'd take this chance to say that I hope next year for V-Day we can be at our Bistro enjoying a nice dinner and then retire to the beach house. For this year, a little Stranger message and the Waiting Ring will have to do. 871

TODD You'll always be my little butter-cup baby!!! You never could figure out how to spell my first name right though! There is no "i" in Blane... Now that's a turnoff!!! I still love you but we can't see each other anymore, I'm married. Love Blane

JOEB Happy Valentines Day. May we live our days together with continuous honor, love, and truth

JARROD Though you always choose that Mandy Bitch over me and you're not talking to me, I Love You still in the end. Thanks for making my Valentines Day Shitty. Love, Alexis

LISA Every October I forget your birthday, and every December I remember your wine. Every time the phone rings, my answering machine hopes it's you. Be my Valentine. Bob

TO MY DARLIN' GOLDILOCKS I hate you. But I love you too. Kricket

FOR TIFFANY, FOR BIRCH BAY, FOR EVERYONE Lots of love and Alka-Seltzer. XXXOOO Your not-so-secret admirer.

PERKABLES I am counting the days until we are together again. My heart beats a lonely rhythm without you. Love you, baby. Yours, Ace

TO THE BOYS IN VENDETTA RED don't let fame go to your head, when groupies wanna take you to bed, i'll love you till i'm dead

TO THE GUYS AT 1811 Like The Cure you are "Just Like Heaven" For Drunken Fun You are the one(s) Thanks for making me feel **Like a Virgin**

DUB! To the sweetest boyfried in the whole world... Happy Valentines day! Wilson I just wanted to let you know that I LOVE you more then ever, you truly are the love of my life! With all my love, have a great valentines day!!... and BIRTHDAY! LOVE Me

FOR MY GRIEGO DIOS Be My Valentine. Thank you for your Unconditional Love and Under-standing. Kiss The Rain. I LOVE YOU...LOVE RA

TO MY THUG JAMAR This is our most exciting year of our lives together. It's had it's ups and downs, and now I will be living my dreams as your wife. Let your inhibitions go and get kinkier than you've ever been. Love Always and Forever Jennifer your Hick Chick

T.S. I LOVE YOU WITH ALLMY HEART BODY & SOUL! NOW AND FOREVER - WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? FEE

CHIARA, CARL, AND MARK! I was reading The Stranger online and thought I'd send my Seattle based buddies a Valentine from the great white north. I hope you all have a fabulous Valentine's Day! Love, Abi

KAREN YOU ARE THE DOPEST GIRL IN SEATTLE! I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. PLEASE SAY YOU WILL. I LOVE YOU. B

SWEETIE You, your love, patience, understanding and forgiveness mean everything to me. I am truly grateful for who you are and all you do. Mi corazon es el tuyo siempre. Catwoman loves Pee Wee!

PETER Thank You for it all. I think you know what you mean to me. If not, you do now. Let's try not to let happen what I figure is inevitable. Until then, and always. I love you baby. Jen

WORKING ON LOVING EVERYONE Well. Honor. Respect. Dignity. Compassion. Hey. You. Love ya, baby. Ian Watson, Love Detective, out

RAINBOW ZOO your nubbin is just right for luvvin. i love you, chipmonkey.

CARROTT MUFFIN Such joy has been ours since we've met. Happy Valentines, it's our second! I look forward to June. I love you so much, with all the love in my heart. I'm excited to continue my life with you through this years milestones. Let's enjoy the feast! C.

ANDY From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to be with you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and you complete me in every way. Now I can confess that with all my heart...I love you. Happy Valentine's Day! Love Always, Jacee

SARA, MY LITTLE HO-BAG! You are the peanut butter to my jelly...you are the string to my tampon...you are the pit stain to my 1978 KISS black concert T-shirt. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you, chica! Crust

BAD PANDA GIRL is this it? someday, we'll be alone together-last night, when it started, it's hard to explain-i'm trying my luck take it or leave it know what i mean? (i'm not so bad.)

DEAR STEVER You're simply the sweetest, you sure can make my toes curl. But if I have to watch you drink aloe slime one more time, I'm going to have to hurl. Happy Valentine's Day! C

DEAR KEITH W ...you were so sexy in those pants. You are also sexy as a punk. love Andrea

STEVE-O You cannot eat eggs, but they're for the chickens. You cannot eat wheat, which makes for slim-pickin's. You cannot eat dairy, but you shall fear not--'Cause if you'll be my Valentine, I'll give you a tater tot! C

NODDLE! Will you be my valentine? luv Noodle

KCBOI you are my favourite little monkey even when you try to punch my guts out...xxoo daddy

PRINCE OOMPA hearts KCBoi

ASTRID From Laguna to the Alaska we have both done our share of traveling. Who would have known that we would end up in the same place that we met? Their is no other person that i would have at my side to discover the world with, Happy Valentines Day

BUG BUG You are the love of my life, my dream weaver! I love you with all of my heart forever and ever. You are the best woman a man could ask for and we will be together until the end of time. I love you!!! your loving bug!!!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP YOUR THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO MY MIND I am so happy to have someone like you in my life.. My Damien My Eric I love you with all my heart..Rebecca

DJ RIDDLER Imbued with nascent Affinity for free time Meta-morphasis. Love always, KW

S YOU! You're the most incredible man I have ever known, and I am so lucky to have you! You're so cool! I love you darlin! S

JENNY LOU I love you! I hope you know, I love you so. Sorry about the Chlamydia. T

ADAM We've had our drama in the past, but I'm glad we're starting all over again. You're my knight in shining armor. I'll always luv you, Pookie. John

HAPPY V-DAY B.D. can't wait till you come home..i'm hungry! Luv You! Neen & The Meow Meow's

SHELLYBELLY You ripped my heart out. Squished it & stomped it with your foot... poured gas on it & lit it on fire. It hurts...but I still love you.

MARY SUE you are the best pirate friend in town. keep thinking those pirate thoughts and ward off the scurvy dogs. the ocean will take you everywhere. x-girlrocketscientist

BEAUTIFUL ERIK I love you so much.You have brought so much meaning to my world. I am anxious to begin our new life together. Love Jaime

HONK HONK I was too chickenshit to tell you how I felt and now you're dating some other lucky bastard. Please strangle me, chop my head off.

MY LOVE AND MY HEART TO SGT B—YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Thank you for your love and your smiles and for letting me sleep on your shoulder even though I drool. You prove that you army studs are the best in EVERYthing you do. I love you. J.S.

AKIO You're amazing. I STILL love you truly, madly deeply. Thank you for loving me as well as you do.

ANDREW when you kiss me I get weak in the knees. I hope you know how much you mean to ME. Happy Valentines Day!!

STARNOSE On our first date we got drunk in a bowling alley. Who would believe I'd be completely in love! Happy Valentines Day, Love Max.

LEX No heart is as Big as yours. Happy Valentines Day! MEL

PEEP PEEP! I can't wait to see the oceans and mountains of the world with you. Thank you for challenging me while making me smile every single day. Piles of love from your Serious girl.

DAVE thank you for your love and support during the rough times. I'd be lost without you. And thanks to being the perfect Daddy to Swinker. I love you, Darcelle

DRE YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. STINKY happy valentines day chillin in chilliwack

DADDY thank you for taking me to fun places, reading books to me, endlessly pretending to be T-Rex, and sharing treats. You're the best! Oh, Mommy loves you, too! Emily

WHERE ARE YOU KEVIN S? Have you joined the circus? Are you eating dirt and worms? You left the window wide open, and now it's stuck. It's very annoying. Love, Anonymous Girl

D-BOY I melt when I touch your lips, I never thought I could love again, if I did it would never be the same, I was right its not! Its better then a fairytail. My love for you and your love for me is like no other! "Your my moon" THANK YOU!! C

BECA im so glad we met and are great friends happy v day i love u!!

KALE Every day that I know you is like opening a beautiful package over and over again and finding something more amazing inside each time. Angela

DIRTY C You are my heart, my soul, my inspiration, my one and only true love. Forever yours, Lumberjackie

ANDREA life wasn't worth living till I found those cookie crumbs on your dad's toilet seat. Happy valentines day, my dear sex goddess. with much love, Yury. p.s its hard to be clever when your over my shoulder

JOHNNY NO GOOD Love really is blind. You broke my heart when you slept with my sister and ran over my dog. But when you streaked across the Safeway parking lot I knew love was blind. Say "Hi!" to the little guy for me. Still love and miss you. Winona

LITTLE + RDUBS = CUTE MINI BABIES soft down comfort mornings forever. Clacky says to her valentine, drop everything and cuddle!

OH LACEE Never has there been a bigger man. Who's eyes of blue are so true. You make me crazy, my LACEE. Happy Valentines Day. Look out for Helga!!!

HUNNYBUNNY hehehe. My beautiful Dan! Apparently, good things come in large packages as well. 'We feet together.' I love you! Always yours, Namaste' S.

JENNIE, MY SWEETHEART You make my heart sing, my days brighter, and my smile glow! Will you be my Valentine? Love, ox

RUBBER DUCKY POSSE to my orgiriffic pals: queen of the night/le madame/vuluptua/octopussy-you make my world go round and all the stars shiny-shiny. love, maria

ALLISON you rock my teenage world & make me nauseous in the worst way!! heeheehee!!! love, maria

FIND YOUR BEAR Where heart-shaped hair, Waves you towards, Cupid's Lair. Happy V-Day.

JOY GIRL three years later, im still glad you tried to run me over. spinach

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU BEN CLARK FROM THE LASHES! Your picture in the music bio was hot! The Stranger should put your picture in every issue from now on! love, a loyal reader!

COREY I never thought I'd be this in love. Especially with a marmot. Especially with a Hawaiian marmot. May we live to travel all the I. countries together. Claireee

DEAREST DYLAN i love you as much as my heart beats..yours truly, melissa

DEAR CORY I miss your warm lips. I miss singing you asleep. I miss nibiling on your body. I miss talking till 4 or 5 in the morning. I miss falling asleep next to you. I MISS YOU love, Ryan

CB all my love always, your love goddess, jb.

TO TLC you love my quirks and make it easier to be myself, you understand that sometimes I want to be alone, but above all I love being alone with you. happy valentines day love DFB

ALEX It's good to be back (in the sack). You look hotter than ever. I missed you. Mad Love, Your Girl in Olympia

THE CAT'S PAJAMMAS Wanting you to join me in a pas de deux of life. Frodereck

ABSINTHE KITTY I only want to play. Can't we be friends? Maxx the Dogg

TO MY BAVARIAN QWEER-QUEG Without your sweet sweet lovin', my life would be a John Tesh/Yanni CD compilation. I am forever your paranoid/ delusional megalomaniac, and remember, Jesus Loves You. P.S. You belong in homo porn.

TO JU-PONG, THERESE AND ANGELA You are the sexiest professors Evergreen has to offer. If I wrote you a love poem, it would sound like this: I hate George Dubya/ but I love school/ 'cuz my mind is expanding/ 'cuz y'all are so cool. Love, an aspiring International Feminist.

MR. JONES Be my valentine? Miss Smith

TO MY DEAREST HUSBAND I love you passionately and adore the life we have together. May we spend decades traveling and playing throughout the planet. xoxoxoxoxo Amalia!!!

RAIRU your girl loves j00 and hopes to celebrate many more on-and-off anniversaries in the future! Just preferably with no more off. Love and Raspberries, Em

SEXY MINX Love you more than your currie, pike place doughnuts, and trips to the moon. Your sugar cane

MY DEAREST MONKEY #1 since getting a job at vicky t's in the hopes of befriending your future bf may not go so well with my image, hope you'll still find this amusing...see you on the couch...lotsa love from zoe's mommy #3...

AARON I can still see you smile. And I am smiling back. It is absolutely still worth it. Love, Angie

DEAR BUBBLES, AKA MONKEY-MEISTER#3 have a fabulous valentine's...although I'm not sure you'll be spending it avec moi...I'm still making you that special dessert we talked about at the bookstore...smack!>...lotsa sugary luv from your fave prada-wearin'-LV-totin' girl in town...

RICARDO how do you not know? I think I love you as much as Humpy loves television. Be it lust or love, let's get it on!!

SEATTLE i love you. sincerely yours, john

RAKOON Your little sunshine wants you to have a fabulous Valen-tine's day. You've been my roommate, my lover, and my best friend. I'm excited to see what we will become. Here's sending you best wishes on your next journey, baby.

ALLISON B. will you spank my panda?

MY DEAREST RY RY I love you with all my heart and I always will. I'm looking forward to spending the rest of our lives together. Your the best thing that ever happened to me. Thank you. I love you. Happy Valentines Day sweety pie. Love your Shana Banana

THERE YOU SAT AT ROXY'S DINER You couldn't have been any finer. With a dog named Sasha and a hot leather coat, your blond hair and beautiful eyes made my heart feel afloat. I was with my son and my Mom, feeling really shy, wanting to say so much more. Care to talk? Go to Planetout Personals, Romeo's Juliet!!

PUPU Glad you decided to stick around. Hope you're still having fun. I am. Elayne

TO MY DEAREST GUS Your lips: beguiling, smile: seducing. your weight, however, needs reducing Love always, Willard

I DRINK YOU UP, YOU MAKE ME FRISKEY you scent my breath: I love you, whiskey!!!! Won't you be mine? Love always, Joy

WISH BEAR I love every moment we share. Tonight we'll have fun being bare, showing each other how much we care, until we're both gasping for air. Forever, you and I, a perfect pair. Love, John

BLANERD (THA CHALUPA BEARER) My love for you is un-matched by anyone. I have yet to meet any man who can take "el ocho" and run with it. I'm 40% sure I can keep my love for you hidden. Your Noble Savage

AMBER you really are an angel. thanks for always putting a smile on my face.

VIVA SARITA!!!!! Sarita es la mejor chica en todo el mundo!!! VIVA VIVA VIVA! Sarita es muy muy bonita y tambien mas lindisima que todo las chicas!!! Viva Sarita, mi Amor!!!!! XXX OOO JJJ

CABALLO O how you live up to your name. Your size and strength are much appreciated. My life was forever changed the night I found out, THE LEGEND IS TRUE. Much Love, Chief

NATEY-BATE A short list of the things I love about you,1-Your fist. 2- Your always willing for the "C". 3- Your pet hamster. 4- You always smell like a boat launch. Love, NEZ

PONGU I love you for just being you, Thanks for always being their. wuv, Kim chee sandwitch

QUENTIN MICHAEL LITTLE I love you. CA is too far away, come get me please.

RAVEN You are hot! Will you be my Valentine? I promise you that the lavender buddy can come along...Don't leave me hanging. Tyler Durden

SHINE, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. Happy Valentines Day baby. Without you this day does not mean very much. Thumbs up to men from Honduras. Love You "Thelma"

A&O My Babalon, You opened my heart, From the very start, United in Love, By the Gods above. Here's to a lifetime together and Aeons to come. Happy Valentines Day with all my Love and Passion!!! Your Therion

ALICIA This is all my love. [--------------------------] I love you this much.[-------------------------] I am saving the rest of my love for our cat Karmann [-] Love Aaron

SUSAN From off your face, into the winds of winter, The sun-brown and the summer-gold are blowing; But they shall gleam with spiritual glinter, When paler beauty on your brows falls snowing, And through those snows my looks shall be soft-going. W.O.

JENNY I love you. H.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE FANTASTIC. The most wonderful, beautiful sexualy pleasing person in existance. Oh wait, I am sending this to someone. I thought I could just send this to myself.....

NATTY Thanks for the best six months of my life. You've kept me sane through all the shit I've been through. I love you sooooo much! Now gimme a kiss. Love, Jill P.S. You owe me seven.

SNUGGLEBUG the last 4 mos have been the happiest of my life. You are my goddess. FUZZYBEAR

DAISY! Over the years we've become such good friends and I can't imagine life without you. May our movie dates never end. You're the best pimp this ho ever had. Thanks for always being there. I love you. CRAIGLE

MY SWEET GIRL SHIRA 6/13/01 you moved into my heart, you are moving into my apartment. I can't wait to start our life together. I love you for everything you are. Thank you for loving me for who I am. Happy Valentine's Day baby. Your sweet boi, Ryan

C-DAWG! The bestest housemate ever! I'm gonna miss boy time, Playstation time, Red Stripe, smoke breaks, pizza, the yellow curtains, the Swiffer, even the Spongebob shower curtain....but most of all, you. Thanks for everything buddy. Heart, Ryan

MSD "When you came my way, you brightened every day, with your sweet smile." To My Ray of Sunshine and Favorite BRAT! I Love You. Jacqueline

FOR THE SLINKSTER, CHANDRAKANT AND MR. KIM Lots of love, kisses and stale fence PEEPS to you. Where happened to the LA Korean Daddy Birthday crew? Come visit! Stella

YALAILI I found a wooly hat stuffed in the sleeve of an old suede coat that has that home-made look. You'll have to visit me to claim it though. Love, Estelle

TBD I heard you have an address now. CONGRADULATIONS! Just dont buy a couch, too much domestication can be harmfull. Give me a ring sometime. love, your sis

LAYNE Happy Valentine's Day! You are so loved. I pray that one day we will find each other. I can feel in my heart that you & I are meant to be. Let me show you how happy I can make you. Try me! Love, Jennifer

MARK ALAN roger peno meant nothing to me. we only did it once, so give me another chance. lets rock the casbah. zoe eliza.

JESSICA You are my sunshine. Much love and many baci, Daniel

AS I HAVE NO SO, I AM INSTEAD ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS TO BE MY VALENTINE. You guys mean the world to me. Thanks a lot. Patrick.

BEAR COUNTRY! I just want to thank you for making me happy, for spending quality time doing silly things with me, for playing video games with me, and for being so damn good at what you do *wink wink* I hope I'm doing the same for you. Your Girl, Dot.

HEY HONEY-BOO! Happy V-day, you rock my world in more ways then one! I love you! Love, Your Honeybunchkies!

DOLLY!! I'm a very lucky man to have you as my sweetie. I love you with ALL MY HEART. Capice? Let's you and me get naked this Valentine's Day....naughty!! Love, The Duke