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Emily -- please put together a list of "don'ts" for eating magic fungus too - I'm sure you "have a friend" that can relay their experiences to you...
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1. Realize you're hungry. Make plans to go to the convenience strore two blocks away. Discuss these plans at length as if you were discussing plans to invade Russia.
2. Get sidetracked when you decide to dress up your very-guyish guy friend in women's clothes for the trip to the store. Put a bra on him and stuff the boobs. Instruct him not to touch his fake boobs in public, because that will be a dead giveaway that he's a guy.
3. After what seems like hours, finally leave the house to go to the store.
4. Stand in the store for at least 10 or 15 minutes, bewildered by the array of snacks. Worry that the clerk knows you're stoned. Worry that everyone knows you're stoned. Worry that you won't be able to figure out the money part when you go to pay for stuff.
5. Buy a gigantic bag of barbeque flavoured Bugles or cheese doodles or some shit. Triumphantly return to the house with them. Remember suddenly that your guy friend is wearing a dress and makeup, and wonder if anyone noticed.
6. Tuck into the bag of junk food, covering yourself with glowing orange artificial food dust. Regret your choice of snack. Keep eating it anyway because you can't stop yourself.