“Sexy Night In” Fun Pack
Avoid the holiday crowds by staying home and taking care of yourself–below the equator! For this gift, the canny gals at Toys in Babeland assembled their Sex Toys 101 gift pack–including three of the store’s most popular toys (“the unparalleled Nubby-G vibrator, a powerful and petite Silver Bullet vibe, and a red silicone Little Flirt butt plug that’s great for beginners”) along with a copy of Sex Toys 101: A Playfully Uninhibited Guide by Babeland founders Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning. Included in this gift pack are two DVD rentals (delivered to your door) from MercuryDVD, and a “naughty girl” bath-time gift pack from Retail Therapy. When the sensual urges are sated, enjoy a rich, delicious slice of your sexy gift cake from the Erotic Bakery!
A $250 value! Starting bid: $1.99

Girls, Girls, Girls Fun Pack
Nothing says Christmas like a hair-swinging hottie whipping around a pole, so gather up four of your gawkiest friends for this one-of-a-kind gift pack, featuring five VIP passes to a Dรฉjร  Vu Showgirls! Don’t feel bad, it’s for charity!
A $150 value! Starting bid: $1.99

A Submissive Session with Mistress Matisse
Christmas is about giving, but sometimes you’ve just got to take it–and Mistress Matisse is here to drive that point home for one lucky person. The highest bidder receives a one-hour submissive session with professional dominatrix and Stranger columnist Mistress Matisse. According to the lady herself, the person who purchased this gift last year is now a loyal customer. Find our what all the squirming is about. This gift pack also includes a snazzy new riding crop courtesy of Avoxus at Piece of Mind!
A $275 value! Starting bid: $1.99