Every year, you nominate people to be crowned Seattle’s sexiest pizza boys, librarians, doctors, performers, Dungeons & Dragons groups, etc., by taking photos of them and uploading them to The Stranger‘s Flickr pool. We then subject the photos to a rigorous and proprietary sexiness-quotient test, determining who among them are the hottest. In our annual Valentine’s Day Issue, we publish the winners. Here are Seattle’s sexiest citizens for 2010! recommended

71 replies on “Seattle’s Sexiest 2010!”

  1. These hipster dickbags look the same every year you run this bullshit article. Get the fuck off of Capitol Hill and go meet some real people.

  2. I wasn’t wild about this group.

    First, a lot of these are people whose profession is to be beautiful. That’s too easy. I want sexy waiters, sexy nurses, sexy truckers, sexy DMV workers, sexy accountants.

    A burlesque dancer? Everybody already knows she’s sexy, so what’s the point?

    @46 is right. That’s awfully snide of the librarian.

    The trainer — I have it from somebody who’s met him that he doesn’t actually work out himself. Not practicing what you preach is pretty bad form. Again, he’s another person whose job is to be beautiful. I’d be more interested in somebody who worked at a serious gym.

  3. The sexiest people of 2010 are gay burlesque dancers… again? You are surprised by this? The redundant toxic sarcasm of this rag is perpetuated by old gay curmudgeons.

  4. Hmmm… ok, so tattoos are sexy this week? I forget. Next week tattoos are uncool again, right, then the week after, they’re cool again? It’s confusing, all these silly trends.

    Oh wait, it’s not confusing at all… tattoos are never sexy, they’re always trashy. Ok, check.

  5. The librarian comes across as a total shitbag: “Saying no is my pleasure center.” Yeah, and kicking snide little fucks in the head is mine.

    And burlesque? Please. Does anyone REALLY like burlesque? It’s just an excuse for fat chicks to dress in silly skimpy costumess. No fucking thanks.

  6. @15&16: so the gays get a 22-year-old twink salad-maker and some 28-year-old dick librarian hipster who still reads comic books…and we got the goods? I’m with #27; these are no goods. We’d like some real men, please.

  7. @54 they sure do, but a librarian is supposed to be a reading advocate for all people. Being a reading advocate means not making judgments on people’s literary choices, be they Tolstoy or Palin. By being a judgmental prick, he is betraying the most sacred value of his profession.

    Comprende?

  8. C’mon.

    Where’s sexiest plumber trying to figure out the Kelvinator? Sexiest guy workin’ utilities in a cherry picker? Sexiest fireman recruit checking the hydrant? Sexiest female Episcopalian priest? BTW, Ray Bradbury wants to smack that “librarian” like a Roman soldier.

  9. totally blew it on the D & D group (seems a little “look aren’t we funny and irreverent!?”) AND the sexiest barista…sexy…really?

  10. …and, i’m sorry, but i have to ask…

    is the stranger a gay weekly now? the evidence supporting that seems to keep building. especially with this new “sexiest” list. it’s pretty gay slanted, save the ULTRA LAME D&D thing, and the random, hot, non-physician.

  11. I beg to differ on the sexiest D&D group, but then again mine wasn’t exactly on the “list…” Oh well, we know in our pretty little nerd hearts that we are the sexiest. /morale

  12. I’m with #52 – does the Stranger staff even realize there’s a Seattle beyond Capitol Hill? Come on. How about a little variety? The tattoed barista is about as hackneyed as you can get. And how about a straight guy or two? Sheesh.

  13. Learn how to use a fucking razor please, boys of Seattle. This joke facial hair isn’t funny anymore. If you’re not a bear, a father, or a metalhead and you have a fucking beard then your face is doing it wrong.

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