"Luke Cooke" is a terrible name. Just say it out loud...all those harsh consonants. He was destined for a wretched life from the very beginning.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, but at least it's an ethos. An ethos against boating regulations.

Shouldn't Youth Pastor Watch be a *daily* thing?

"This is definitely not like his character," Haynes said.

To you, because you're not a thirteen-year-old girl, dude.

Whenever someone tells me they're a christian, I swear it tells me nearly nothing about their likelihood to engage in acceptable or moral behavior, but I'm more than likely to see is as either a cover-up or a fore-warning of bad behavior.

@6, or a sign of a mental disorder.

@6, 7,

You know, you guys are right and that's pretty funny. But I wonder if on the whole a pretty substantial majority of christians are decent & upstanding people. I wonder if maybe it's those who are inclined to tell you of their faith are also considerably more likely to be among those who act in deference of it.

@8 They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people.