The president of the United States is speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast right now. And, like a good Christian, he's slamming Arnold Schwarzenegger and talking about how ratings for The Apprentice have tanked in his absence.


Is that Christian behavior? My mom wouldn't think so. Is that presidential behavior? Of course it is. He's the president, kids, "so that's presidential behavior, yes." If the president is doing it, it's presidential. Blowjobs in the Oval Office? Presidential behavior. Criminal conspiracies? Presidential behavior. Illegally selling arms to Iranians? Presidential behavior. Genocide? Presidential behavior.