I’m a highly sexual man using a dating site, and received a message from a woman that suggests she finds me sexually attractive. (The message was this: “Mm yum.”) I actually enjoy receiving messages like this. But I do not find this particular woman attractive. Not in the least. However, I am willing to be serviced by her, if she is enthusiastic about it.

Is there a polite or thoughtful way to tell someone who finds you sexually attractive that you would allow them to blow you but you will not reciprocate or return affection and that you are not interested in them for anything other than being serviced? It would be a completely one-way dynamic. If this woman is hungry for random cock and finds me hot, perhaps this fulfills both our needs?

Seeking Erotic Rendezvous Very Eagerly

There are people out there who get off on sexually servicing straight men—people who get off on "one-way dynamics," no recip oral, and being used as come dumps by guys who aren't (they claim) attracted to them "in the least." Sadly for you and your highly sexual dick, SERVE, the overwhelming majority of these people are men. And these guys aren't on dating sites. They're on hookup apps. Which is where you should be, SERVE, if (or when) you're looking for no-recip oral.

Sorry, SERVE, but there's no polite or thoughtful way to say, "I would never date you, not in a million years, but I'll happily park my cock in your mouth for twenty minutes," to someone who messaged you on a dating site. The woman who "mm-yum'd" you was hoping that "mm yum" would lead to a date, not an offer of no-recip oral (with her doing the oral/work and you doing the coming/no-recip'ing).

There's a small chance, of course, that this particular woman might be hungry for random cock — some women are — but the odds that your offer, which is essentially a rejection tucked inside a request wrapped in a presumption, will hurt her feelings are infinitely higher. And when there's a 99.99% chance a request will hurt someone's feelings, SERVE, the only polite and thoughtful thing to do is refrain from making it.

An offer to let someone on a dating app suck you off isn't a consolation prize. It's an insult. (At least most women would take it that way — you'd definitely have better luck with men.) If you're interested in no-recip oral, SERVE, advertise for that on a hookup app.