Escape the onslaught of saccharine holiday cheer with the annual Blue Moon Christmas Pageant and Midnight Mass. The evening includes music from the sexy Santa-loving Donner Vixens, a soul-saving midnight sermon from the Reverend Darnell Jenkins, and appearances from both Jesus and Satan. Holy night, indeed! As Blue Moon booker Jason Josephes (aka Jesus) says: “It counts as going to church, but it’s church with a bar. And that’s the best kind of church that there is.” (Blue Moon, 712 NE 45th St, 675-9116, 9 pm, $6, 21+)