Description: A divey sports bar/dartboard cornucopia, located south of downtown (aka Sodo).

Its namesake scandal: According to the bartender, bar-goers were once given a round on the house whenever sirens from a nearby fire station sounded. Soon after, beer-soaked opportunists began issuing a stream of false alarms. Tragically, the fire department ordered the tavern to disband its free-drinks policy.

Commemorative haiku: House round when siren/Drunk people play the bullshit/So no more free drink.

Happy hours: Mon–Fri 4–6 pm and 11 pm–1 am.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 pints/$7.50 pitchers of domestic beer (Coors, MGD, and more).