CONTENT WARNING: This can't be un-seen. Watch at your own risk.

It's not a comb-over. It's a comb-back-and-up-and-over-and-around-and-back. And it's hinged. Everyone I've made watch this video audibly screams at the :10 second mark. So be sure you're sitting down if you choose to watch, and have your emotional-support peacock within reach. (Video courtesy of — or discourtesy of — John Aravosis. Follow John on Twitter @aravosis.)