Thank you, Redfin, for ruining whatever hopes us non-riches have of ever owning a square inch of property in Seattle. This literal shack for sale right now doesn’t just have an asking price of a half-million dollars, it’s a half-million dollars cash.

It looks like that woodsy kiddie porn hovel they found in Snoqualmie Forest a while back, with worse traffic and a slightly better view. The hobbit currently occupying this place (“great for Airbnb!!”) couldn’t even be bothered to make the bed, but, hey, that’s rich people for you.

The commute from Tacoma isn’t that bad, right?
