We have a right to complain about the heat: Donât give me that flak about how âitâs summer and itâs supposed to be hot.â I get that. Thatâs why Iâm complaining. Iâand everyone else hereâchoose not to suffer in silence. Thatâs because Seattle is the least air-conditioned metro area in this godforsaken country. We have a right to whine. Let us wallow in the whinerâs privilege weâve earned because only 33.7 percent of Seattle households have access to fresh, air conditioned air. We swelter while nationally, 89 percent of people have air conditioning. Thatâs fucked up.
The heat is also fucked up: Of course Iâm going to transition directly into a weather update where I complain about the heat. You guessed I was going to do that, didnât you? And being right sent a delicious little thrill down your spine? Predictable. Just like stifling hell-week weâre in for. Itâs going to be seven days of high temperatures. Thereâs a heat advisory in place for today. Itâs supposed to hit 90 degrees again.
Seattle is trending 6 degrees warmer this morning with 68 degrees at 4 AM than the same time yesterday. Yesterday's high was 86. And, well, you can see where I'm going with this. Heat Advisory for the Seattle-Tacoma-Olympia area remains in effect 10 AM to 9 PM today. #wawx
â NWS Seattle (@NWSSeattle) July 23, 2018
Republican overhaul of the Endangered Species Act: Is that a headline or the new season of American Horror Story? Iâll pitch it to Ryan Murphy just in case, but itâs brutal reality, Iâm sorry to say. Lawmakers are trying to whittle away the laws in place that protect the most vulnerable species in America. Some lobbyists think that the laws donât even help the creatures and are just put in place to mess with economic institutions and American livelihoods.
Mass shooting in Toronto: A 29-year-old gunman opened fire with a handgun in a popular Toronto neighborhood on Sunday night. Two people have died and 12 are wounded. The gunman is dead.
Someone caught a glimpse of the shooter:
#TorontoShooting:
Toronto police say 9 people shot and shooter is dead in city's #Greektown.
WATCH THE FIRST VIDEO pic.twitter.com/vY3eHlONLY
â APN NEWS (@apnnewsindia) July 23, 2018
Newcomers are supposed to register their cars in Washington state: There are all types of figures and fees that go into registering an out-of-state car here. The money goes toward funding transportation projects. Itâs a win. Except when newcomers donât register their cars in the allotted 30 days they have to do so. Itâs nearly impossible for the Department of Licensing to monitor. That being said, âin all of Washington, the State Patrol has contacted almost 4,700 people for out-of-state registrations since the beginning of 2017,â writes the Seattle Times.
Water-balloon party turns deadly: Someone with an assault-style rifle opened fire in a backyard in Sunnyside where a party was going on. There were children present. One man was killed and four people were injured.
Second group of Oso plaintiffs reach settlement: Relatives of the 43 victims of the 2014 Oso landslide reached an $11.5 million settlement with Washington state and the timber company that logged the area. The lawsuit claims that both parties knew the hillside was unstable yet didnât do anything about it. This is the second group to receive a payout in the case.
Hope Solo vindicated, may sue for defamation: Hope Solo had her two misdemeanor charges of domestic violence dropped by the city of Kirkland. Solo, famed U.S. womenâs soccer and Seattle Reign FC goalie, allegedly fought her nephew and half-sister in 2014. After nearly four years and no public trial, the charges have been dropped. Solo is relieved but she may be out for media blood after coverage she deemed unfair and untrue.
Legalize weed, fight crime: Apparently legal herb is good for law enforcement. While youâre off freely smoking kush, the police have been able to focus on other, actual crimes. The clearance rateâwhen authorities identify, arrest, and process a suspectâfor some types of crimes have gone up in Washington and Colorado since the two pioneer states legalized weed in 2012.
Beware of beach umbrellas: A strong gust of wind uprooted an Ocean City umbrella in Maryland and drove it into a 54-year-old womanâs chest. The same thing happened to a woman on the Jersey shore last week. The place, not the tv show.
Case closed: Well, Vladimir Putin told Fox News (not propaganda) that Russia didnât interfere with U.S. elections so I guess that settles that. We can all go home, boys. Tell Mueller good work, but it was all for naught.
Russian President Vladimir Putin: Russia, as a state, has never interfered with the internal affairs of the United States, let alone its elections. pic.twitter.com/inH82uVIZ9
â Fox News (@FoxNews) July 22, 2018
Speaking of Fox being a shamble of an institution: Get a load of their morning segment today. They tried to book a pro-ICE Democrat on their show but booked the wrong guest and it backfired.
This is incredible. @FoxFriendsFirst thought they booked pro-ICE Dem Ann Kirkpatrick on show, but accidentally booked Barbara L'Italien
(@teambarbara) instead.
L'Italien delivers personal message to Trump saying "we must stop abducting children... stop putting kids in cages." pic.twitter.com/OnVAdBVjJB
â Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2018
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:
Iâm not sure about this new Twitter slogan pic.twitter.com/2ukYTj26U1
â popular comedy account âthe pixelated boatâ (@pixelatedboat) July 23, 2018
Thatâs a joke because our president tweeted this late last night:
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
â Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2018
Scott Pruittâs desk had a toxic chemical in it: As the former EPA chief, Pruitt spent lavishly. Part of this was a $10,000 office redecoration. Part of that redecoration included an ornate desk. That desk was made with a formaldehyde classified as a carcinogen. No amount of bullet proofing can protect you from cancer.
Tonight's best Seattle entertainment options include: A fundraising festival in Belltown for the Rise Up campaign, a reading with the survivor of a 2013 shooting at the Central District's Twilight Exit, Marti Jonjak, and Sara Porkalob's Persimmon Nights.